Itt: Post all the negative things you think about yourself and

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>mild scoliosis
>NEET
>highschool dropout
>5'6
>protruding belly
>shit blood
>haven't taken a shit in weeks
>hairy
>thinning hair
>can't grow beard
>haven't left house in 4 years
>schizophrenia
>slow

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>Fat
>Bad breath
>Small dick
>Phimosis
>Poor
>Introvert
>Misanthropic
>Boring
>Dumb
>Lazy

Magnificent robot.

>>25710464
You have it bad man. what do you plan on doing with your life?

>5'8 manlet
>No social skills
>Can't drive
>pale
>skinnyfat
>7 inch pencil dick
>also bad at math and physics
>no friends
>jerk off to gross stuff
>no skills
>lazy
>no aspirations
>terrible attention span
>virgin
>never exercise
>possibly ugly

>6'1, 250lbs
>hikki, haven't left the house in three months
>4 inch dick
>pedophile, only like girls before puberty
>all money comes from android apps
>apps are bleeding users all the time

>>25710525

I'll be conscripted in 2 years so I have two choices, either I can say I have a mental illness(required to be diagnosed by military docs or something) or I can go into the army and go out swinging the moment they hand me a gun.

>>25710524
Shit luck. I'm sorry man

>>25710544
I don't remember posting this
not original ofcourse

Every now and then I'm lying in bed my middle toe will start cramping for no reason.

It's doing it now. What do I do? I tried pulling back on if that doesn't seem to help too much.

>gf obsesses over my 8" dick
>too much sex, I'm often left with no energy
>too many hobbies, never know which one to choose from
>I can never satisfy all my friends, as my busy work schedule doesn't afford much time
>my company is giving me too much independence and power
>my muscles show through my outfits and its beginning to distract my female employees, leading to decreases I'm workflow

Seriously guys.

My toe hurts.

Why you abandon thread?