Itt: Post all the negative things you think about yourself and see if we can resolve then
> 5'11 190 pounds man tits
> Social Anxiety around girls makes it hard to communicate
>gynecomastia can't get rid of man tits without surgery that costs about $6000
> 6 inch pencil dick
> Paranoid about everything
> Can't drive a car after multiple failed tests
> Shit at math and physics so most likely going into trades school.
>Conscious about all the negative things about me all the time.
What's wrong with you /r9k/?
>haven't taken a shit in weeks
>can't grow beard
>haven't left house in 4 years
>No social skills
>7 inch pencil dick
>also bad at math and physics
>jerk off to gross stuff
>terrible attention span
I'll be conscripted in 2 years so I have two choices, either I can say I have a mental illness(required to be diagnosed by military docs or something) or I can go into the army and go out swinging the moment they hand me a gun.
>gf obsesses over my 8" dick
>too much sex, I'm often left with no energy
>too many hobbies, never know which one to choose from
>I can never satisfy all my friends, as my busy work schedule doesn't afford much time
>my company is giving me too much independence and power
>my muscles show through my outfits and its beginning to distract my female employees, leading to decreases I'm workflow