robots, i did it! i had sex with my oneitis >go out to normie

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2016-01-13 02:40:19 Post No. 25709158
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:40:19 Post No. 25709158 [Report]

robots, i did it!

i had sex with my oneitis

>go out to normie bar for dinner, drink fancy cocktails, eat expensive tiny tasty foods, talk and get a bit drunk
>go to some gallery opening thing, she loves this shit, didn't tell her we were going, drink free champagne, she gushes over awesome it is
>go to another normie bar, more drinks, all cuddly and shit, get uber home
>at my house, laying on bed watching some music vids, just kiss her, all or nothing play here boys
>she kisses back!
>making out, clothes start coming off, before i know it shes on top and i'm inside her
>whiskey dick saving my life! don't instablow
>wakeup naked together, hungover
>she showers and goes home
>thanks anon, i had a fun night!
>mfw

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:43:21 Post No.25709217
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REEEEEEEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER TIME TO GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:45:04 Post No.25709243
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While it is good to hear, you are only posting it here because you have no one else to brag too, you must leave you NORMAL FAG PIECE OF TRASH

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:51:06 Post No.25709352
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:51:06 Post No.25709352 [Report]

>>25709217
>>25709243
Thanks robots! I don't remember a time i was this happy.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:58:35 Post No.25709507
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 02:58:35 Post No.25709507 [Report]

>>25709158

HAIL!

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:06:40 Post No.25709698
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Good.

Now fuck on out of here.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:25:06 Post No.25710094
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:25:06 Post No.25710094 [Report]

>>25709158
>she showers and goes home
>thanks anon, i had a fun night!

At least you gave it a shot. Better luck next time...

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:26:12 Post No.25710126
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:26:12 Post No.25710126 [Report]

>>25709158

I bet she wasn't even a virgin, you loser.

Enjoy your used goods, failed normie.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:28:33 Post No.25710165
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:28:33 Post No.25710165 [Report]

>>25710094
This.

She didn't stay for a round 2 or morning quickie.

Bad news if you were hoping for seconds.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:29:58 Post No.25710195
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:29:58 Post No.25710195 [Report]

>>25709158
>she showers and goes home
>thanks anon, i had a fun night!

HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:29:59 Post No.25710196
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:29:59 Post No.25710196 [Report]

>she showers and goes home

Ouch. Better luck next time champ.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:30:35 Post No.25710214
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:30:35 Post No.25710214 [Report]

>>25709158
Congrats, the 'girl of your dreams' is an easy slut with low standards

I hope you're proud of yourself

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:31:03 Post No.25710226
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:31:03 Post No.25710226 [Report]

>>25709158
That sounds like a nice date op, kinda similar to what did with my now gf. Chilling at home with a few cold drinks is far more condusive to sex anyway then a loud club.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:32:42 Post No.25710265
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:32:42 Post No.25710265 [Report]

>>25709158
Are you going to ask her out OP? We pretty much became boyfriend and girlfriend when we had sex.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:33:51 Post No.25710290
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never will I have sex with my oneitis
but good job you fucking normster

go on, get the fuck out of here! You stupid fucking animal

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:35:22 Post No.25710317
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:35:22 Post No.25710317 [Report]

Kek. Robots are crabs in a bucket.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:35:35 Post No.25710322
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>>25709158
I've got a date wednesday with muh oneitis
Wish me luck
~~I know I'm gonna sperg out like last time and make a bullshit excuse the last minute to cancel the date out of anxiety~~

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:39:13 Post No.25710394
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>>25709158
being inside her is a magical feeling.

Hope you enjoyed it anon.

>mfw we're the only 2 people in this thread who have been inside a girl.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:43:22 Post No.25710492
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:43:22 Post No.25710492 [Report]

Great bait. Excellent. But check these dubs

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:47:02 Post No.25710583
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>>25709158
YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:50:37 Post No.25710664
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:50:37 Post No.25710664 [Report]

And now this is the part where you play it cool, OP.

If you want her to be your GF, you need to do this at least a few more times, however long it takes for her to start the "where is this going?" talk.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:56:29 Post No.25710820
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>>25710094
>>25710165
>>25710195
>>25710196

hahaha all these wanna be alphas.

Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:57:33 Post No.25710853
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 03:57:33 Post No.25710853 [Report]

>>25710664
This. SERIOUSLY. op this part is fucking crucial. DONT say something about it first, let her get in her own head first.

MUH INSEPSHUN

Anonymous 2016-01-13 04:39:53 Post No.25711818
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 04:39:53 Post No.25711818 [Report]

>she showers and goes home
>she showers
That's pretty fucking disgusting

Anonymous 2016-01-13 05:01:22 Post No.25712373
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 05:01:22 Post No.25712373 [Report]

>>25709158
Whiskey dick is when you cant get it up not when you last longer. Anyways nice job bud, were proud of you. Don't mess things up.

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