robots, i did it!
i had sex with my oneitis
>go out to normie bar for dinner, drink fancy cocktails, eat expensive tiny tasty foods, talk and get a bit drunk
>go to some gallery opening thing, she loves this shit, didn't tell her we were going, drink free champagne, she gushes over awesome it is
>go to another normie bar, more drinks, all cuddly and shit, get uber home
>at my house, laying on bed watching some music vids, just kiss her, all or nothing play here boys
>she kisses back!
>making out, clothes start coming off, before i know it shes on top and i'm inside her
>whiskey dick saving my life! don't instablow
>wakeup naked together, hungover
>she showers and goes home
>thanks anon, i had a fun night!
REEEEEEEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER TIME TO GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE
While it is good to hear, you are only posting it here because you have no one else to brag too, you must leave you NORMAL FAG PIECE OF TRASH
never will I have sex with my oneitis
but good job you fucking normster
go on, get the fuck out of here! You stupid fucking animal
I've got a date wednesday with muh oneitis
Wish me luck
I know I'm gonna sperg out like last time and make a bullshit excuse the last minute to cancel the date out of anxiety
being inside her is a magical feeling.
Hope you enjoyed it anon.
>mfw we're the only 2 people in this thread who have been inside a girl.
And now this is the part where you play it cool, OP.
If you want her to be your GF, you need to do this at least a few more times, however long it takes for her to start the "where is this going?" talk.
hahaha all these wanna be alphas.