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robots, i did it!
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robots, i did it!

i had sex with my oneitis

>go out to normie bar for dinner, drink fancy cocktails, eat expensive tiny tasty foods, talk and get a bit drunk
>go to some gallery opening thing, she loves this shit, didn't tell her we were going, drink free champagne, she gushes over awesome it is
>go to another normie bar, more drinks, all cuddly and shit, get uber home
>at my house, laying on bed watching some music vids, just kiss her, all or nothing play here boys
>she kisses back!
>making out, clothes start coming off, before i know it shes on top and i'm inside her
>whiskey dick saving my life! don't instablow
>wakeup naked together, hungover
>she showers and goes home
>thanks anon, i had a fun night!
>mfw
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REEEEEEEE YOU MOTHERFUCKER TIME TO GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE
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While it is good to hear, you are only posting it here because you have no one else to brag too, you must leave you NORMAL FAG PIECE OF TRASH
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>>25709217
>>25709243
Thanks robots! I don't remember a time i was this happy.
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>>25709158

HAIL!
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Good.

Now fuck on out of here.
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>>25709158
>she showers and goes home
>thanks anon, i had a fun night!

At least you gave it a shot. Better luck next time...
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>>25709158

I bet she wasn't even a virgin, you loser.

Enjoy your used goods, failed normie.
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>>25710094
This.

She didn't stay for a round 2 or morning quickie.

Bad news if you were hoping for seconds.
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>>25709158
>she showers and goes home
>thanks anon, i had a fun night!

HAHAHAHAHA
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>she showers and goes home

Ouch. Better luck next time champ.
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>>25709158
Congrats, the 'girl of your dreams' is an easy slut with low standards

I hope you're proud of yourself
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>>25709158
That sounds like a nice date op, kinda similar to what did with my now gf. Chilling at home with a few cold drinks is far more condusive to sex anyway then a loud club.
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>>25709158
Are you going to ask her out OP? We pretty much became boyfriend and girlfriend when we had sex.
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never will I have sex with my oneitis
but good job you fucking normster

go on, get the fuck out of here! You stupid fucking animal

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Kek. Robots are crabs in a bucket.
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>>25709158
I've got a date wednesday with muh oneitis
Wish me luck
I know I'm gonna sperg out like last time and make a bullshit excuse the last minute to cancel the date out of anxiety
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>>25709158
being inside her is a magical feeling.

Hope you enjoyed it anon.

>mfw we're the only 2 people in this thread who have been inside a girl.
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Great bait. Excellent. But check these dubs
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>>25709158
YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO.
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And now this is the part where you play it cool, OP.

If you want her to be your GF, you need to do this at least a few more times, however long it takes for her to start the "where is this going?" talk.
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>>25710094
>>25710165
>>25710195
>>25710196

hahaha all these wanna be alphas.
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>>25710664
This. SERIOUSLY. op this part is fucking crucial. DONT say something about it first, let her get in her own head first.

MUH INSEPSHUN
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>she showers and goes home
>she showers
That's pretty fucking disgusting
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>>25709158
Whiskey dick is when you cant get it up not when you last longer. Anyways nice job bud, were proud of you. Don't mess things up.
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