No excuses. No way you're uglier than this fat fuck, and he's into speedrunning which is the most autistic hobby ever known.
absolutely I am. and being a foamer is the most autistic hobby for sure
the guy is tall have a really nice beard, is probably confident women like confident and a good personality i dont have any of those things. let's face it robots we are not alone just because we are ugly we have autistic personalities
I'm 6'4". I'm a fat ginger with severe autism and a disdain for socialization.
I'm dating a qt3.14 grill.
You can be full-blown autism and unattractive as long as you're tall. If you're also funny and can make grills last, you've got it made.
Looks don't matter, but height does.
no one here has actually looked at themselves and genuinely put in the time and effort to improve as many things within their power as possible.
There's no reason not too, everyone here just wants to say "I can't do that" so that they can feel good about browsing r9k for another 8 hours.
You're a KV, what the fuck do you know about romance? You think love is about staring intently into each other's eyes for eternity until she says breathily "Anon... I love you... forever."
Get over yourself.
I'm divorced with a son. I should have never stopped being a NEET. I've led a bizarre life for an autismo.
We can be friends and vidya if you'd like.
Good job. Can't believe you've never heard of Moon Over June. It's like you're new or something.
I'm also a ginger, so clearly not.
That's old. I looked again recently. It's gotten worse. This was posted more recently on his website.
I live in the midwest and I can tell you dating here is probably 1000x harder than it is wherever you live. There's a woman shortage or something. It's insanely difficult even just to get a fat ugly roastie with blue hair. Getting a qt is reserved for the rich, handsome socialites.
>knows what a speedrunner is
>didn't think that "speedrunning" is what a speedrunner does
You're arguably even more retarded than the other guy.
Agreed. Moved to the South and my dating life improves a million times. Also, if you find a moderately liberal Southern girl, they cook. Women in the Midwest do not cook. This is not a skill they have been taught. Nor are they faithful. Will not date a shitty Midwestern girl ever again,
The speedrunning community is full of degenerate transgenders
>No way you're uglier than this fat fuck,
Because the artist is fucking retarded and doesn't know how freckles work.
>This guy comes up to you in the club and slaps your gf on the ass. As she walks off with him she says "seeya later loser, you can't even shield drop". He gives you the finger.
What do you do?
>hoo bloo I'm ugly
>nothing fucking wrong with him
Fucking hell, this board.
>I'm divorced with a son. I should have never stopped being a NEET. I've led a bizarre life for an autismo.
>We can be friends and vidya if you'd like.
I thought you were a guy? What vidya do you like
>I don't see the appeal in it.
The appeal is watching people break/glitch games and pull off shit that you normally would never think to try.
It's what people used to watch before people started being lazy and just uploading "Let's plays.
https://youtu.be/gBLMx3Q-LRI Go to 20:42 to 20:21
i mean besides the fact that hasn't budged at all after 3 weeks of starvation, there's this.
my nose and chin look like this guys so fuck off desu normie
Don't post your child on r9k
Someone could print this picture and cum on his face
I don't know what it is, but I've always been interested in skin conditions/diseases and genuianly like seeing something like or tree man. Part of me is disgusted but the other is sort of turned on seeing the human body become so disfigured and corrupted, slowly taken over by something.
Feel free to do it to my pig of an ex-wife.
Exactly and it there is a trend with these kinds of guys finding out their GFs are/were cheating too. And it's always, surprise, surprise the girl is kind of broke too and the guy is making that easy Youtube celebrity money.
She want's different things at different times. That's why these guys seem appealing, when she's not horny and she's wanting free things. You're right about the body language, she's treating him like a puppy. She's not going to fuck a puppy. She'll put it on a leash and walk it around to make herself look better though.
Maybe we're just too cynical to believe, but I've think we've all seen too many counter examples and don't have personal experience to back it up.
holy fuck I am wasted
need some meat but can't afford it
>3 weeks of starvation
What the fuck are you doing you dumb nigger?
Starvation causes the body to burn lean bodymass and hang on to fat stores as a valuable energy resource. If you starve yourself you're becoming a weaker fatter (but lighter) version of yourself. Go to /fit/ and read the sticky and learn how to eat properly if you want to lose your lovehandles. Also 3 weeks is nothing. 1-1.5lb of fat per week is what you can expect for a healthy rate of fat loss.
As for your acne, I dunno buddy I never had it, and I'm not a dermatologist, which you should see because they will probably give you some shit to smear on yourself to make it fuck off.
Isaid I was feeling your eyes because I have the same ones. I think they're asymmetrical and it makes me insecure. Also check this out if you want to go from 4 to 8 in the face department
>I don't want to see your penis, just your qt stomach and eyes.
post ignored. learn biology before you talk to me again.
>normie advice for acne
sorry, but pillowcase shit doesn't work for anyone with a certain kind of acne. cystic/nodular acne will ONLY go away with accutane, and my dermatologist recommended 4-6 months on it.
it costs $1000/m and i can't afford it, nor does my insurance cover it.
You're a beautiful girl anon, I'd honestly take your anal virginity and fuck you like the princess you are; I'd be so gentle with your tender and femenine body, you would enjoy it like the woman you are, my darling.
>it costs $1000/m and i can't afford it, nor does my insurance cover it.
She's already taken, because no such thing as fembots.
>normie advice for acne
Dude, at least check what was in that picture beforehand. It's a skincare routine that'll help a ton. Also try cutting out certain foods. Start with chocolate.
This guy has a gf and he has autism, and actual autism and not just meme autism.
i'm not gay. and even if i were you wouldn't date a schizo.
here's what i looked like before clozapine gave me metabolic syndrome.
yeah, and i've tried everything in that image. i've had cystic acne for 7 years. it's not like i did nothing about it.
derm straight up told me i'm going to have it until some unforeseeable date in the future, or forever, unless i get accutane.
>Its clear that you've already ignored plenty of good advice if you're starving yourself to lose weight.
there are a few reasons why this is the most practical way for me to lose weight right now that i would rather not shit up the thread with... just know that starvation mode is a myth.
It does not matter how many times you show them OP. These people will do anything to dismiss what they see. They will make up an elaborate baseless story of how he is getting cucked or something, even though all they have to is one picture. They would rather bury their heads in meme sand then look at the truth.
>Your looks aren't the reason that you're single.
i'm not single i'm just ugly
t. me and gf
i think she edited some acne off my face or i was wearing makeup for this one
fuck others being happy
My point is that he worked to achieve that status. He would not have had that status if he didn't put the effort into getting good.
You said that him getting a gf was a result of his status. I am pointing out that it was his hard work that got him his status, and thus, as a result, a gf.
too much lurking, saw you complain in another thread, saw the weight and it clicked
I've a hobby of recognizing anonymous posters, people usually vent the same stuff or go to the same types of threads. It's weird and fun to recognize an anon.
Pretty much this.
If you're tall and ugly you still have a better chance at getting a gf than if you were short and attractive. As long as you don't spaz out at the sight of a woman you should be good.
I'll always be your thread friend
What the fuck. This pork stuffs his face and spends his time with the most useless hobby and he has a fit, qt gf
While I have spent the last year and a half under a strict diet and exercise regimen to lose 152 and counting lbs, I have worked to raise my grades, have been accepted to Uni's, have been actively and tirelessly seeking an actual job, and I'm a KHV
Fuck this stupid fucking bullshit. Elliot Rodger was right
I forget honestly, fembot I think? You said you were 5'2 ~95lbs and the only people who'd be after you are pedos and weebs (and that they aren't real men). Looking at the context it was probably an ideal bf thread.
I thought you said you hated the shit out of me
That fat guy from OP is more attractive than you if you ask me.
This guy isn't ugly either.
And really, these guys probably have good personalities, are wealthy and just don't come across as complete losers.
The only downside they have is being fat.
Don't delude yourself.
>Well, not obese anymore but yeah
you're 18 and you still live with mommy and daddy
you have no fucking idea what real life is like
stop whining about no gf you fucking idiot. come back to whine when you're 25+ and still a KHV
here I am busting my ass lifting heavy ass weights, eating nuts and fucking oatmeal every fucking day while this fat Chad is filling her with his nuts. What the fuck am I supposed to do, actually talk to the girls I like? That's fucking mad.
>not uglier than that guy
i'm uglier than literally everyone.
Holy shit, yes! I live in the midwest and I might get hit on like once a month and down south I got hit on by 3 different girls in one day, and the only thing I have going for me is my height
Only because you met up with a mentally ill underaged girl IRL. You wanted to take her into the woods, which was disgusting and your intentions were probably unsavory. You never did anything more anyways.
I forgive easily
>telling people about myself on /r9k
Let me be interested in you instead! I can be
This makes me feel feels I don't want to be feeling.
>>25710662 <== This wasn't me
I'm just making knee jerk shitposts. Don't tell me I don't have problems, though. I don't give a shit how old I am. You don't start magically having problems at 25
You all are some UGLY PALE motherfuckers
Regardless Jhon is an example of fat guys getting girls
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>I'm just making knee jerk shitposts. Don't tell me I don't have problems, though. I don't give a shit how old I am. You don't start magically having problems at 25
you don't have problems. you got accepted to your universities. you lost a bunch of weight. you're clearly in a better state of mind than many (me included), and probably not sick in the head, on this board.
you're a child whining about a problem that will no doubt fix itself when you go to college.
some people have actual issues that can't be fixed, or simply won't be fixed as a result of their problems, unlike yours.
basically you're a fucking normie underage who thinks he's a robot, and i don't want to listen to you whine.
>used to get banned for shitting on pedos on /tv
ASR shitposting namefag eJ disappeared so I took up his position to shitpost ASR.
davey is a nice boy
As a hansome motherfucker browsing these boards i gotta say you white motherfuckers got no chance regardless cus the pics i see above are gross
But still jhon>>25710983
Asked out that girl by text
So i guess you have a chance
but wash your greasy ass faces, so many pimples
the height and manlet shit is just a meme. it's perpetuated here by people who hate their lives and have given up, and they want you to join them.
you're not fucked unless you're any of the following:
mentally ill (DOCTOR DIAGNOSED ONLY)
poverty level poor
legitimately ugly face
I am boring, depressed, socially avoidant and scarily intense. Im pretty good looking, my face looks creepily like a greek statue and im a bodybuilder.
What you look like, what your body language is like informs someones first impressions of you. When I talk to someone, I am painfully aware of all my nervous tics and my insecurity. Whether or not they are that obvious, my own insecurity affects others opinions of me, meaning that everyone I talk to has a low opinion of me
When I was (more) confident, I got way more attention from girls, even though I am way better looking now than I was back then.
Rather than working on your appearance, work on being comfortable with girls. Does that fat fuck look awkward and autistic? No. Thats probably why he is with her
these aren't real.
i have dealt with many mentally ill people, and anyone with a personality disorder is usually just an attention seeking faggot who refuses to control his emotions.
That. Ass. Is. Fat.
Why do I miss /tv/ shitposters? Like the crazy homeless looking black dude who kept posting his cock.
I'm genuinely curious. How tall are you, and what's the approximate ratio of women who have agreed to go out with you and have not?
Even if you aren't full of shit, and have managed to get a girlfriend, height is still the #1 thing most women look for in a potential partner.
I love these threads. All these triggered robots.
I would tell you to improve yourselves, but watching you squirm is more hilarious.
>height is still the #1 thing most women look for in a potential partner.
you have spent way too much time on 4chan.
money and facial features are the number one things women look for.
Nigger ive dated someone severely histrionic, they are insane and have no way of controlling it. In addition, she, unlike most histrionics, had extremely poor social skills, so when she was rejected socially by people, she would fly into a rage
You can sit them down and explain to then how they affect other people, but it doesnt concern them.
I don't remember that at all. I came pretty late into it /tv. Do you know what happened to wikieat/cel?
>didnt experience the golden age of pre2012
i've done a lot of volunteer work in psych wards. personality disorder patients are just refusing to control themselves. they are fully capable of doing it, without medication. they just want attention or to be special. it's not a real illness.
schizos, bipolars, depressed people trying to kill themselves with everything they can get their hands on, etc.
>green oval posting
>is that a scar
>orange in mouth from lost
>what can't she do?
>sasha grey posting
/tv/ was always cancer but I guess it's nice to have your own unique cancer
Did they really ban the green oval though?
No clue who/what that is, must've missed it.
>>Ugliness is a meme. Height isn't
continue to shoot yourself down without even trying then. i don't give a shit. go be lonely for the rest of your life, but don't say it's anyone's fault but your own. height means nothing unless you're a midget or giant. if you're within the normal range of human height, you are fine. a pretty face and deep pockets means so much more.
I am in the US.
Again, you can take it or leave it. No skin off my back.
I dont know. Im under the impression that this girl couldnt control herself, not that she refused to. She seemed to have no concept of self restraint or morality at all. There was no refusal, she just didnt understand. You had to sit her down and explain for hours why it is not a good thing to accuse a man of sexual assault and attempted kidnapping because one of her friends yelled at her that day.
You can clearly see the difference as well, its very obvious. These people are not normal.
i'm really just memeing here. there are some cases of personality disorders that are correct and it is real, but the vast majority that i have experienced are fakes or crybabies.
especially the most common ones: bpd, hist, antisoc, etc.
the vast majority of "doctor diagnosed" patients seemed to be more like "doctor wanted to get you the fuck out of his office, but he knew you wouldn't take "nothing is inherently wrong with you" as an answer."
I meant i missed the goldenage of kaiji posting
/cel was a waifu imageboard that was created when waifuposting was strickly banned. i lurked once every couple months. just a circlejerk of waifu posters
guys, you know it's possible that she likes his personality. What most of you guys dont accept is that you have ugly personalities. You don't have to look like a movie star. That's why getting fit didn't help you; you're socially inept.
If you really believe that you're dumb. You can tell though their conduct that most people diagnosed with ASPD do suffer from it. People that don't are usually edgy 13 year olds who self diagnosed because they think being a psychopath is cool.
Nigger I literally don't know or meet any girls at work or anywhere. Not everyone here is reeling from rejection, there's literally no options in my day to day social circles.
>t. i have never been around anyone "diagnosed" with antisocial personality disorder
nope. most of the time it's just "internet autism" aka social ineptitude and introversion leading to fear.
Your shitty meme post gets this shitty meme response.
But I know that
I'm boring, not very smart, not funny, don't have exciting hobbies, and generally forgettable on top of having no money and being ugly but when I acknowledge and accept that I just get yelled at for pitying myself
I just do basic paying freelance work. I am not rich if that is the angle you are trying to get at.
>normies not being able to read simple charts or understand basic correlations
>but still able to understand social cues and interactions effortlessly
The world makes no fucking sense.
no he's calling you a pretend nigger.
meaning that you're speaking in a degenerate manner as if to act tough. it makes you a worthless human being.
but you probably already know this deep inside. it's why you came here in the first place and why you do the things you do. to fill those empty holes.
impossible. a gap that wide in physical attractiveness, manchild that autistic offers nothing a girl can't get from another better man. we know girls don't go for men's personalities. you're speaking absolute nonsense. just impossible. fuck you for being so retarded
>me on the right
look at filenames silly mentally ill man
south Ontario here
I can confirm this
so many minorities and fat unhealthy girls
>more tired pretend nigger memes pulled straight from twitter
Go read the okcupid post people were getting huge scores on personality with no text on their profile because their pics were hot.
You'll regret it, I get nasty burps and flatulence when I'm horny, and I never touch females so the slightest contact gives me a farty burpy boner.
>too bad none of that will ever happen since all of you are way too sheltered to ever let me in.
typical trap defense mechanism
it's not sheltered. i'm just not mentally ill and like cocks. how hard is that for you to understand? "sexual enlightenment" isn't real.
so you're a guy.
faggot confirmed. we might be fucked up and alone and wishing we could find a woman that was just like you describe in your post; but we're not so low as to become degenerate scum on top of everything else. we want good women, not mentally ill men.
I don't consider myself to be a trap. I think it's pretty obvious I'm male. I also don't act like a faggot, I think gay culture is quite repulsive.
I can't help that I'm mentally ill. Posting myself on chinese bulletin boards at 6 am is not really a good sign probably.
I don't have friends because I get really uncomfortable around places I don't feel very safe. I don't think I'm socially anxious. I just act very differently when I'm not at home and people that I talk to on skype usually get a very different image from me than people I meet in real life.
Damn. Haven't been on /tv/ in so long. Need to visit.
I still remember the Garret/RLM thing, I was actually in that chat! I actually made copypasta that was posted at least two more times!
Makes me feel important.
look my friend: if i was attracted to penises and boys I would be all over you, but I'm not, and you can't claim I'm "sheltered" for not going against my biological imperatives and hardcoded sexuality. i have my own mental illness to worry about, but the kind you are talking about is not one of them.
i'm sorry you're lonely. i wish i was gay so i could help you.
that's okay. I just try around to see what kinds of reactions I get.
oh, I see. yeah I might get rid of some muscle. though like I said, I'm not really going for a trap look. I feel like the type of people who would go for a trap would get rid of them once they inevitably lose their youthfulness.
I would rather be honest with them.
oh yeah lmao he tried like hell to deny it and then of course this ugly manly thing turned out to have a dick.
nobody was fucking fooled. Linkara is scum, complaining about adblock and shit.
whatever happened to Brad
take it up with my doctors.
expplain whispers that no one else hears
explain seeing faces when i close my eyes that talk to me
explain visual hallucinations (seeing cats, bugs that aren't there)
hmm? i'm waiting
i agree that it may not be schizophrenia, but it's certainly not schizoid.
>College fag in Toronto.
>Almost exclusively attracted to white women.
>Muslims and indians as far as the eye can see.
It's not fair damn it. I'm on my 8th semester and outside of GE classes, I've seen like 4 white chicks in my classes total.
Nice dubs. You have a good jaw and chin. Good facial symmetry overall, and no features that look goofy or really stick out. You'd look really good with a different haircut, and if you got ripped of course.
>not getting your accutane from a research chemical website for cheap
I got a full course of accutane online for $800.
Difference between you and I is that I don't make excuses; I found a solution to my problem.
A beta as fuck personality is definitely the worst flaw a man can have. Only the best physical features can compensate for it. If you are average looking or worse you are fucked. Ugly guys can actually compensate for their looks if they have an alpha personality or social status.
>No way you're uglier than this fat fuck
Just the fact that you're mentally ill and you still have a gf means you're not a robot.
White people, even with mental illnesses, can still get gfs.
WHITE PEOPLE CANNOT BE ROBOTS.
WHITES: GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD
That's so weird, today at the train I saw a couple just like that, the girl was kinda petite, cute with light brown hair and very pretty face and the guy was the same height as me, possible a tad shorter, fat (while I'm average weight) and his face was honestly just objectively uglier than mine. I don't understand it at all, this gets me more depressed than when I see a Chad with a cute girl because at least that makes sense.
How does a guy who's uglier and fatter than me have enough confidence to ask a cute girl out and then actually succeed and make her his gf? How does that happen, it seems so surreal to me. I'm nearly 20 and I'm still a kissless virgin, I have never dared approach a girl in my life.
>No way you're uglier than this fat fuck
haha yeah, no way I'm uglier than guy.
>UK was objectively uglier than me
> How comes I can't get a gf?
You're probably uglier than you think.
Being tall doesn't mean shit if you ain't confident and attractive.
Two of the guys I know are the best at getting girls. Why? Because they're confident, they know how to keep a convo flowing if they start one. Their height hasn't stopped them from getting that punani.
It's always the same webm that gets posted, also it's quite possible he is some really wealthy autist or wasn't fat when they got together
What? No, I'm not uglier than I think, I'm not saying I'm handsome, but I have blue eyes, which is rare in my country, a better jaw than him and I'm thinner and same height, while he was fat with a barely average face
I'm not ugly but I can't hold a conversation with anyone and I'm not interesting in the slightest.
At least he has a hobby and passion and she probably likes that a lot even if it's autistic as fuck.
This answer may make me seem like a normie, but the girl's bf is probably more outgoing, funnier, has a cooler hobby(ies) or maybe she's just known him for a while and got to know what a (genuinely) nice/good guy he is.
Or maybe he's rich. I dunno.
>I'm nearly 20 and I'm still a kissless virgin, I have never dared approach a girl in my life
That's your problem m8. Dating is a numbers game for most men.
Get back to me when you've gotten rejected hundreds of times and still don't have a gf.
I'm a manlet though so it doesn't matter what I look like really. I've even had girls say I'm attractive, but they would never date an embarrassingly small guy like me.
>I was just dealt a short straw at birth, man. It's pure genetics. I can't do anything to change it.