>muh looks No excuses. No way you're uglier than this

holy shit

>that look of contentment on his face after the kiss

how did this happen?

she's from the midwest isn't she

>>25708554
he is tall and can grow facial hair

i am short and cannot

>>25708554
He paid a prozzie to fake being his girlfriend, it's the only explanation.

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she is my favorite

>>25708603
this whole thread is gonna be people grasping at straws.

so ill just go with: it probably wont last

>>25708603
do you know how to swim? you're certainly in DA NILE!

Someone that beautiful will never accept for who I am

>>25708554

>speedrunning

Is he getting free and easy money for this in form of views on Youtube? Is she involved too? Is she getting any kind of attention or fame for doing this?

I'm 100% sure that they did that just to see twitch spaz out.

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absolutely I am. and being a foamer is the most autistic hobby for sure

>>25708638

She's probably talking to Chad on Tinder on that phone right then. That kiss is the "cover it up" emotion women feel instead of guilt.

>>25708638
Most things in life don't,
Didn't stop him though

the guy is tall have a really nice beard, is probably confident women like confident and a good personality i dont have any of those things. let's face it robots we are not alone just because we are ugly we have autistic personalities

>>25708671
Samson, i heard you live near San Jose. Lets go grab a beer

>>25708671
Shut up faggot you're a normie even for a tripfag. But you're still alright t.b.h.

>>25708554
>What is popularity
>What is wealth
>What is having an enormous schlong

>>25708671
But you're not even a KV.

I had to google what speedrunning was just then.
What is the world coming to?

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>>25708554
I'm 6'4". I'm a fat ginger with severe autism and a disdain for socialization.

I'm dating a qt3.14 grill.

You can be full-blown autism and unattractive as long as you're tall. If you're also funny and can make grills last, you've got it made.

Looks don't matter, but height does.

Sorry, shortbots.

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I wonder what fetishes these fine ladies have.

>>25708554
What games does he speedrun? Is he even good at it?

>>25708671
What games did you speedrun?

>>25708711
no one here has actually looked at themselves and genuinely put in the time and effort to improve as many things within their power as possible.
There's no reason not too, everyone here just wants to say "I can't do that" so that they can feel good about browsing r9k for another 8 hours.

He's a popular online streamer who gets camera-time. He's got value. And besides, look at her body-language. She's completely aloof. This is not a romance.

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>>25708757
You had to google speedrunning?

>>25708671

Dont look like it desu. Just cut your hair and sort out that facial hair and you will make it family

>>25708762
Hi, I'm 6'3" and fairly attractive. I'm a bigguy4u ginger with social anxiety.

I've never had a girlfriend.

I am the anti-thesis to your statement.

>>25708762
>"masturbating" and ignoring their clits

obviously drawn by a male

>>25708716
I can't afford to go to San Jose
but I go to San Leandro for work, maybe we could meet at a bar there Monday afternoon

>>25708818
not the same guy but i had to google it too... i know about speedruns but didnt even think it would become a verb "speedrunning" just sounds ridiculous

>>25708839
>ginger

There's your problem

>>25708721
lol I'm not normie at all
>>25708793
none. but I am a rail fan, which is certainly too autistic for 99% of females

>>25708762
What the fuck am I reading.
>Art style worse then Shadbase

>>25708671
>foamer
???

>>25708815
You're a KV, what the fuck do you know about romance? You think love is about staring intently into each other's eyes for eternity until she says breathily "Anon... I love you... forever."

Get over yourself.

>>25708839
I'm divorced with a son. I should have never stopped being a NEET. I've led a bizarre life for an autismo.

We can be friends and vidya if you'd like.

>>25708843
Good job. Can't believe you've never heard of Moon Over June. It's like you're new or something.

>>25708866
I'm also a ginger, so clearly not.

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>>25708874
That's old. I looked again recently. It's gotten worse. This was posted more recently on his website.

>>25708815
Is he supposed to be famous or something? I thought he was just some guy in the audience.

>>25708671
You kind of look like a guy I like. He has short hair and a beard though. And you look sad/bored. Cheer up.

>>25708818
The only speedrunning i am familiar with is Doom

>>25708586
I live in the midwest and I can tell you dating here is probably 1000x harder than it is wherever you live. There's a woman shortage or something. It's insanely difficult even just to get a fat ugly roastie with blue hair. Getting a qt is reserved for the rich, handsome socialites.

>>25708818
Yeah I haven't played a video game in years and years. I don't see the appeal in it. I get bored of it quickly.

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>>25708863
>knows what a speedrunner is
>didn't think that "speedrunning" is what a speedrunner does

You're arguably even more retarded than the other guy.

>>25708775
With women it goes:
Status>Looks>Money

A popular gamer is much more attractive than a mediocre average looking guy.

>>25708554
He looks very good senpai, he would be a 10/10 if he was thin.

>>25708554
Besides the weight he's pretty cute. Unlike some of you Sloth looking niggas here

>>25708938
Agreed. Moved to the South and my dating life improves a million times. Also, if you find a moderately liberal Southern girl, they cook. Women in the Midwest do not cook. This is not a skill they have been taught. Nor are they faithful. Will not date a shitty Midwestern girl ever again,

>>25708938
>a woman shortage or something

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>>25708671
hi samson

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>>25708554
she's so cute :3

>>25708882
So post some pics you lying fuck.

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>>25708554
>No way you're uglier than this fat fuck,
try me

>>25708904
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THAT GIRL COVERED IN SPOTS PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SHE HAS THE BUBONIC PLAGUE

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>>25709034
Sure.

>>25709057
Because the artist is fucking retarded and doesn't know how freckles work.

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>This guy comes up to you in the club and slaps your gf on the ass. As she walks off with him she says "seeya later loser, you can't even shield drop". He gives you the finger.
What do you do?

>>25709038
I would fuck you

I am a straight guy tho

>>25709091
Is that Akewstic Rocker?

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>>25709038
>hoo bloo I'm ugly
>posts pic
>nothing fucking wrong with him

Fucking hell, this board.

>>25709000
women my age, not old pensioners

>>25709107

hes got man tits

>>25709071
>no timestamp
No dice son.

>>25708882
>I'm divorced with a son. I should have never stopped being a NEET. I've led a bizarre life for an autismo.
>We can be friends and vidya if you'd like.
I thought you were a guy? What vidya do you like

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>>25708940
>I don't see the appeal in it.

The appeal is watching people break/glitch games and pull off shit that you normally would never think to try.

It's what people used to watch before people started being lazy and just uploading "Let's plays.

https://youtu.be/gBLMx3Q-LRI Go to 20:42 to 20:21

>>25709057
pic related

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>>25709071
she's got trotters dude wtf

>>25709038
You're so cute anon
> those eyes

Christ, I would bite your stomach so hard

>>25709038
Nigga, I'm feeling those eyes

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>>25709107
>nothing wrong

i mean besides the fact that hasn't budged at all after 3 weeks of starvation, there's this.

>>25709038
You're like a 10/10

Not in Chad standards. Just general attractiveness

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>>25709193
my nose and chin look like this guys so fuck off desu normie

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>>25709154
Don't post your child on r9k

Someone could print this picture and cum on his face

>>25709150
I don't know what it is, but I've always been interested in skin conditions/diseases and genuianly like seeing something like or tree man. Part of me is disgusted but the other is sort of turned on seeing the human body become so disfigured and corrupted, slowly taken over by something.
>>25709157
What's that.

>>25709150
why does she have nipple on her head?

>>25709240
prove it

>>25709225
>>25709188
>>25709174
>>25709107
>>25709102
>homos
tempted to show you my penis but i know better

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>>25709244
Feel free to do it to my pig of an ex-wife.

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>>25708815

Exactly and it there is a trend with these kinds of guys finding out their GFs are/were cheating too. And it's always, surprise, surprise the girl is kind of broke too and the guy is making that easy Youtube celebrity money.

She want's different things at different times. That's why these guys seem appealing, when she's not horny and she's wanting free things. You're right about the body language, she's treating him like a puppy. She's not going to fuck a puppy. She'll put it on a leash and walk it around to make herself look better though.

Maybe we're just too cynical to believe, but I've think we've all seen too many counter examples and don't have personal experience to back it up.

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>>25709260
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig's_trotters

>>25709268
I don't want to see your penis, just your qt stomach and eyes.

She's a gold digger you twit.

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>>25709015
hallo
holy fuck I am wasted
need some meat but can't afford it

>>25709270
no one cares about your fat wife normie, >>>/soc/ is that way

>>25709287
he's not a celebrity he's some fat fuck in the audience at a speedrunning charity event

>>25709193
>3 weeks of starvation
What the fuck are you doing you dumb nigger?

Starvation causes the body to burn lean bodymass and hang on to fat stores as a valuable energy resource. If you starve yourself you're becoming a weaker fatter (but lighter) version of yourself. Go to /fit/ and read the sticky and learn how to eat properly if you want to lose your lovehandles. Also 3 weeks is nothing. 1-1.5lb of fat per week is what you can expect for a healthy rate of fat loss.

As for your acne, I dunno buddy I never had it, and I'm not a dermatologist, which you should see because they will probably give you some shit to smear on yourself to make it fuck off.

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>>25709268
Isaid I was feeling your eyes because I have the same ones. I think they're asymmetrical and it makes me insecure. Also check this out if you want to go from 4 to 8 in the face department

>>25709293
They any good?

>>25709240
I've seen so many chinless faggots with gfs its not even funny. Fuck off you whining cunt.

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>>25709303
>I don't want to see your penis, just your qt stomach and eyes.
here
>>25709323
>starvation mode
post ignored. learn biology before you talk to me again.
>>25709338
>normie advice for acne
sorry, but pillowcase shit doesn't work for anyone with a certain kind of acne. cystic/nodular acne will ONLY go away with accutane, and my dermatologist recommended 4-6 months on it.

it costs $1000/m and i can't afford it, nor does my insurance cover it.

>>25709038
You're a beautiful girl anon, I'd honestly take your anal virginity and fuck you like the princess you are; I'd be so gentle with your tender and femenine body, you would enjoy it like the woman you are, my darling.

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>>25709377
>it costs $1000/m and i can't afford it, nor does my insurance cover it.
#justAmericanThings

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>>25709260
She's already taken, because no such thing as fembots.

>>25709377
fwiw anon I'd date you if you lost weight, your face is adorable

>>25709377
>normie advice for acne
Dude, at least check what was in that picture beforehand. It's a skincare routine that'll help a ton. Also try cutting out certain foods. Start with chocolate.

>>25709377
>post ignored. learn biology before you talk to me again.

Its clear that you've already ignored plenty of good advice if you're starving yourself to lose weight.

>>25709468
the fuck? that guy even looks like he's cute

>tfw this girl can get a semi-cute bf and all I get is creepy overweight weeaboos

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This guy has a gf and he has autism, and actual autism and not just meme autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKjqGZqudX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc

>>25709500
its called approaching whore.
The men you want are too good to approach you. You need to approach them. now get out of here

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>>25709470
i'm not gay. and even if i were you wouldn't date a schizo.

here's what i looked like before clozapine gave me metabolic syndrome.

>>25709484
yeah, and i've tried everything in that image. i've had cystic acne for 7 years. it's not like i did nothing about it.

derm straight up told me i'm going to have it until some unforeseeable date in the future, or forever, unless i get accutane.

>>25709489
>Its clear that you've already ignored plenty of good advice if you're starving yourself to lose weight.
there are a few reasons why this is the most practical way for me to lose weight right now that i would rather not shit up the thread with... just know that starvation mode is a myth.

>>25709590
o-oh ok
I'm not a dude

>>25708762
is your name austin?

>>25708554
He's not even ugly. He looks like a total cutie patootie teddy bear with that head of hair, beard and cuddly, soft body.
Some guys can pull off being chunky.

>>25709529
What's his stream?
I'm too retarded / lazy to find it.

>>25709623
Nope. You're pretty far off with that guess.

>>25709617
>o-oh ok
>whore doesn't even deny she is repulsed by any form of mental illness
FUCK YOU ROASTIE
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
GO FUCK CHAD AND HANG YOURSELF

>>25709590
You used to look like hussie.

>>25709666
lol I am also mentally ill, wouldn't want to date someone who wasn't

but ok

>>25708554
>probably tall
>probably has large social circle
>probably smart and makes a decent salary
Yeah, fuck off with your shit.

charisma and a career can work wonders

>>25709699
don't know who that is

only posted that image because i like how gaunt i look

It does not matter how many times you show them OP. These people will do anything to dismiss what they see. They will make up an elaborate baseless story of how he is getting cucked or something, even though all they have to is one picture. They would rather bury their heads in meme sand then look at the truth.

>>25709666
Your looks aren't the reason that you're single.

>he's a famous speedrunner
>probably popular in his social circle because of this
>she's with him because of his social status
Case closed.

>>25708554
femanon here, I think he's cute. would date even if I didn't know who he was

not fat btw, I weigh 95 pounds

>>25709910
How did he get such a status anon?

>>25709822
homostuck writer.
>>25709942
5'2 correct?

>>25708671
You look like you'd be a great friend

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>>25709902
>Your looks aren't the reason that you're single.
i'm not single i'm just ugly

t. me and gf

i think she edited some acne off my face or i was wearing makeup for this one

>>25708671
You're pretty cute desu desu

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>>25708554

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck others being happy

>>25709946
Speedrunning
What kind of question is that?

I'm betting this guy has great social skills. My friend is bigger than me and is with a cute girl. Why?

He's not a dysfunctional autismo like me.

>>25709969
how did you know that this is an original comment

>>25709910
What's this "famous" guys twitch channel?

>>25710023
My point is that he worked to achieve that status. He would not have had that status if he didn't put the effort into getting good.

You said that him getting a gf was a result of his status. I am pointing out that it was his hard work that got him his status, and thus, as a result, a gf.

>>25710015

Remember, he probably finds getting a gf very easy. You're having difficulty with something incredibly simple to other people

Fuck life

I am rather autistic and am neet due to chronic illness. I am, however, very pretty and have a ridiculously high fluid intelligence.

There is no point to this post.

>>25710044
too much lurking, saw you complain in another thread, saw the weight and it clicked
I've a hobby of recognizing anonymous posters, people usually vent the same stuff or go to the same types of threads. It's weird and fun to recognize an anon.

>>25710039
Bingo


I'm not ugly or fat. I'd probably have a gf if I wasn't a doofus piece of shit

>>25710130
omg this is embarrassing

out of curiosity, what thread? nice to see you again I guess

>>25708589
Pretty much this.

If you're tall and ugly you still have a better chance at getting a gf than if you were short and attractive. As long as you don't spaz out at the sight of a woman you should be good.

>>25710112
>ridiculously high fluid intelligence

you know a lot about liquids?

>>25709314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY9BaOXFXtA
>>25709976
nah, I'm a shit friend, boring and broke as fuck
>>25710000
lies

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He's tall. That's literally all there is to it.

>>25709996
You're not ugly. Just average really.

>>25710264
>You're not ugly. Just average really.
average doesn't exist

>>25709976
samson is an authentic person from what ive noticed

>>25710239
>nah, I'm a shit friend, boring and broke as fuck

I wonder who you surround yourself with

>>25710293
You're entitled to your opinion.

>>25710294
people who just want my booze, weed and money mostly

>>25710256
>>25710174
>>25708589
FUCK OFFFFFFF

I'M 6'2" 202 LBS AND GET NOTHING BUT LOOKS OF CONTEMPT FROM GRILS. I'M NOT EVEN UGLY

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>>25708554
DOES NOT COMPUTE. WHAT THE FUCK

>>25710256
>be tall and/or have natural confidence
that's all you need senpai.

I'm not either so fuck it all.

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>>25710312
I'll always be your thread friend

>>25708716
I live near san jose

>>25710315
you're lying. plain and simple. kill yourself. tall me take their pick. you just need to talk to a woman, which clearly you cannot even manage

>>25710315

Now think about that. You're just that big of a loser. Literally.

>>25709996
Holy shit. You look more feminine than an Asian girl. If you grew your hair out you would look like a nice submissive bookworm/housewife type female.

>>25710315
>tall and still a failure with women
You should seriously consider killing yourself.

>>25710406
cute homosexual domination fantasies.

of all the insults i've had thrown at me, feminine is not one of them.

>>25710450
No I'm a femboy myself. That's why I'm saying. You have a small chin,big lips, big eyes, and small features overall.

>>25708554
What the fuck. This pork stuffs his face and spends his time with the most useless hobby and he has a fit, qt gf

While I have spent the last year and a half under a strict diet and exercise regimen to lose 152 and counting lbs, I have worked to raise my grades, have been accepted to Uni's, have been actively and tirelessly seeking an actual job, and I'm a KHV

Fuck this stupid fucking bullshit. Elliot Rodger was right

>>25710352
You're not ugly, you just look stoned or retarded

>>25710476
>No I'm a femboy myself. That's why I'm saying. You have a small chin,big lips, big eyes, and small features overall.
i have no desire to become a trap.

>>25710170
I forget honestly, fembot I think? You said you were 5'2 ~95lbs and the only people who'd be after you are pedos and weebs (and that they aren't real men). Looking at the context it was probably an ideal bf thread.

>>25710486
>been accepted to Uni's
>Uni>>'<<s
>looking for job while in uni
obese 18yo senior detected.

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>>25710352
I thought you said you hated the shit out of me

>>25710352
What do you look like ybf? Have you ever had a gf?

>>25710486
DO IT, DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25710533
lol you have a good memory! yes that is still a problem that plagues me. fortunately I have enough gin not to care that I will never find a normal bf

>>25710538
Well, not obese anymore but yeah

>>25708671
That fat guy from OP is more attractive than you if you ask me.
>>25708775
This guy isn't ugly either.

And really, these guys probably have good personalities, are wealthy and just don't come across as complete losers.
The only downside they have is being fat.

Don't delude yourself.

>>25710596
>Well, not obese anymore but yeah
you're 18 and you still live with mommy and daddy

you have no fucking idea what real life is like

stop whining about no gf you fucking idiot. come back to whine when you're 25+ and still a KHV

>>25710632
>y-you're problems don't matter o-only mine do!!
fuck off

>>25710589
Weebs are pretty normal m8 (at least around here), college night courses might help you meet dudes no one's going to think a little girl is at college.

>speedrunner finds exploit irl

>>25710679
(you) earned this~

>>25710662
you have no problems. you're still a fucking child and you're whining about a gf.

>>25708762
What in the fuck are those freckles?

>>25708554
here I am busting my ass lifting heavy ass weights, eating nuts and fucking oatmeal every fucking day while this fat Chad is filling her with his nuts. What the fuck am I supposed to do, actually talk to the girls I like? That's fucking mad.

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>not uglier than that guy

i'm uglier than literally everyone.

>>25710710
>falling for the fit meme

better luck next time

>>25710669
I'm already a full-time student at a huge university :(

>>60817465
Holy shit, yes! I live in the midwest and I might get hit on like once a month and down south I got hit on by 3 different girls in one day, and the only thing I have going for me is my height

>>25710740
If you lost weight and try not to have that depressing look on your face you could be a perfect normie. A smile can make the difference.

>>25710740
The only problem is your weight. Your face is fine. Stop crying bitch nigga

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>>25710555
Only because you met up with a mentally ill underaged girl IRL. You wanted to take her into the woods, which was disgusting and your intentions were probably unsavory. You never did anything more anyways. I forgive easily

>>25710568
>telling people about myself on /r9k

Let me be interested in you instead! I can be yourbiggestfan

>>25710740
No actually, the only bad thing you have going on is those contours around your cheeks and your weird nose. Your facial aesthetics are pretty good otherwise.

I would

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>>25708554
This makes me feel feels I don't want to be feeling.

>>25710740
Don't cry Lannister, you're like a few months away from normie mode.

>>25710702
>>25710662 <== This wasn't me

I'm just making knee jerk shitposts. Don't tell me I don't have problems, though. I don't give a shit how old I am. You don't start magically having problems at 25

>>25710808
few pounds*

>>25710740
You look like matt damon! you would look even more like him if you lost some weight

>>25710753
Well it's ogre then, you're shrekt~

bunch of normies

>>25710793
>Let me be interested in you instead!
My interests are ybf and ybfs life, which waifuist were you? Did you hate cunny posting? Were you the one who bought jgls sweaty clothes?

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You all are some UGLY PALE motherfuckers

Regardless Jhon is an example of fat guys getting girls

Part 1 of 2

>>25710740
wtf man, do you just go to every thread posting your face saying you're ugly? Or is this some sort of secret r9k meme I wasn't filled in on.

>>25710831
>I'm just making knee jerk shitposts. Don't tell me I don't have problems, though. I don't give a shit how old I am. You don't start magically having problems at 25
you don't have problems. you got accepted to your universities. you lost a bunch of weight. you're clearly in a better state of mind than many (me included), and probably not sick in the head, on this board.

you're a child whining about a problem that will no doubt fix itself when you go to college.

some people have actual issues that can't be fixed, or simply won't be fixed as a result of their problems, unlike yours.

basically you're a fucking normie underage who thinks he's a robot, and i don't want to listen to you whine.

>>25710911
IS THAT MOONMANS DAUGHTER? WHEN'S THE NEW ALBUM DROP YOU NAZI FUCK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6RA8d4iJec

>>25710911
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DELETE THIS PIC NOW REEEEEEE

>>25708775
>tfw no blitz bf

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>>25710911
2 of 2

Orginal comment i swear

>>25710974
Stay mad bitch boy

I keep telling you faggot robots that looks aren't everything and you can still attract girls and you call me a liar every time even though evidence is right there in front of you.

>>25710941
Not him, but even if I'm in college and not a fatass, am I still considered a robot because I'm 5'4 and will likely stay this way for the rest of my life?

>>25710239
No lies. I'm completely serious.

>>25711023
Dude I'm shorter than you and have gotten a few gf's.

Fuck off with your excuses.

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>>25710908
>used to get banned for shitting on pedos on /tv

ASR shitposting namefag eJ disappeared so I took up his position to shitpost ASR.

davey is a nice boy

>>25711017
explain why only Chads can get laid off tindr

>>25711017
As a hansome motherfucker browsing these boards i gotta say you white motherfuckers got no chance regardless cus the pics i see above are gross

But still jhon>>25710983
Asked out that girl by text

So i guess you have a chance
but wash your greasy ass faces, so many pimples

>>25711056
Nice anecdotal evidence, faggot.

>>25711023
the height and manlet shit is just a meme. it's perpetuated here by people who hate their lives and have given up, and they want you to join them.

you're not fucked unless you're any of the following:
mentally ill (DOCTOR DIAGNOSED ONLY)
poverty level poor
extremely stupid
legitimately ugly face

>>25710981
Blitz is adorable. His story about him bringing oven mitts to help build a house instead of gloves just warms my heart

>>25711056
fat midgets/ animals don't count, anon.

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>>25711095
>pretend nigger meme

>>25711116
I have clinically diagnosed borderline personality disorder though.

>>25708671
No one likes you. Kill yourself you worthless degenerate. Tripfagging with a face is a sign that you never leave the house and have no reputation to uphold. Die.

>>25711154
>BPD
Well you're fucked. Not sure why you haven't killed yourself yet.

>>25711107
Take it or leave it. All I am saying is your height is not something that has to stop you.

>No way you're uglier than this fat fuck
Do you even know where you are?

>>25708554
I am boring, depressed, socially avoidant and scarily intense. Im pretty good looking, my face looks creepily like a greek statue and im a bodybuilder.
What you look like, what your body language is like informs someones first impressions of you. When I talk to someone, I am painfully aware of all my nervous tics and my insecurity. Whether or not they are that obvious, my own insecurity affects others opinions of me, meaning that everyone I talk to has a low opinion of me
When I was (more) confident, I got way more attention from girls, even though I am way better looking now than I was back then.
Rather than working on your appearance, work on being comfortable with girls. Does that fat fuck look awkward and autistic? No. Thats probably why he is with her

>>25711151
>Calling people nigger

Did i trigger you

>>25711154
>personality disorders
these aren't real.

i have dealt with many mentally ill people, and anyone with a personality disorder is usually just an attention seeking faggot who refuses to control his emotions.

>>25711154
I'm just kidding, don't kill yourself.

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>>25711066
>ASR
That. Ass. Is. Fat.
Why do I miss /tv/ shitposters? Like the crazy homeless looking black dude who kept posting his cock.

He has a full head of hair and I'm balding

>>25711185
I'm genuinely curious. How tall are you, and what's the approximate ratio of women who have agreed to go out with you and have not?

Even if you aren't full of shit, and have managed to get a girlfriend, height is still the #1 thing most women look for in a potential partner.

>>25711193
But I'm uncomfortable in my own body anon.

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I love these threads. All these triggered robots.

I would tell you to improve yourselves, but watching you squirm is more hilarious.

>>25711266
>posting the grannies

>>25711263
>height is still the #1 thing most women look for in a potential partner.
you have spent way too much time on 4chan.

money and facial features are the number one things women look for.

>>25711266
Attractive women want attractive men.

How hard is it for you to understand?

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>>25711266
>le improve yourself meme

>>25711292
Well I'm not rich, and I'm a 6/10 at best so I guess I'm still fucked.

>>25708554
>No way you're uglier
I am though. I am partly disfigured

>>25711292

It's not a 4chan thing you retarded bitch, just google "height dating" or some shit

Also you're clearly tall/fem. Fuck off

>>25711208
Nigger ive dated someone severely histrionic, they are insane and have no way of controlling it. In addition, she, unlike most histrionics, had extremely poor social skills, so when she was rejected socially by people, she would fly into a rage
You can sit them down and explain to then how they affect other people, but it doesnt concern them.

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>>25711242
I don't remember that at all. I came pretty late into it /tv. Do you know what happened to wikieat/cel?

>didnt experience the golden age of pre2012

>>25711263
5'3"

I have had 6 gf's. I only got turned down twice.

>>25711292
No, dick size!!

>>25711329
pics please desu senpai

>>25711208

Tell us more anon, what kinda mentally ill people

>>25708762
That picture cured my >tfw no gf

Thank you anon

>>25711264
Well then work on that. If it makes you feel uncomfortable, change it.
Ultimately what you want is to be utterly confident in yourself.

>>25711343
kek, now I know you're full of shit. Either that, or you're not living in the United States.

>>25711116

Ugliness is a meme. Height isn't

>>25711336
i've done a lot of volunteer work in psych wards. personality disorder patients are just refusing to control themselves. they are fully capable of doing it, without medication. they just want attention or to be special. it's not a real illness.

>>25711360
schizos, bipolars, depressed people trying to kill themselves with everything they can get their hands on, etc.

>>25710315
Too tall, holmes. I'm 5'11" and have had universal luck. Plus going off of your weight you're probably not too stronk.

Otherwise just bee urself. :^)

>>25711340
>green oval posting
>is that a scar
>orange in mouth from lost
>abatap
>what can't she do?
>sasha grey posting
>golden age
/tv/ was always cancer but I guess it's nice to have your own unique cancer
Did they really ban the green oval though?

>wikieat/cel
No clue who/what that is, must've missed it.

>>25711384
>>Ugliness is a meme. Height isn't
continue to shoot yourself down without even trying then. i don't give a shit. go be lonely for the rest of your life, but don't say it's anyone's fault but your own. height means nothing unless you're a midget or giant. if you're within the normal range of human height, you are fine. a pretty face and deep pockets means so much more.

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>>25711383
I am in the US.

Again, you can take it or leave it. No skin off my back.

>>25711393
I dont know. Im under the impression that this girl couldnt control herself, not that she refused to. She seemed to have no concept of self restraint or morality at all. There was no refusal, she just didnt understand. You had to sit her down and explain for hours why it is not a good thing to accuse a man of sexual assault and attempted kidnapping because one of her friends yelled at her that day.
You can clearly see the difference as well, its very obvious. These people are not normal.

>>25711359
I can't. I'm too scared

>>25711452
How much money do you make per year?

This wasn't original.

>>25711370
Just for you I will ;^)
Wish me luck!

>>25711499
Unless you are trans. Then just kill yourself

>>25711479
i'm really just memeing here. there are some cases of personality disorders that are correct and it is real, but the vast majority that i have experienced are fakes or crybabies.

especially the most common ones: bpd, hist, antisoc, etc.

the vast majority of "doctor diagnosed" patients seemed to be more like "doctor wanted to get you the fuck out of his office, but he knew you wouldn't take "nothing is inherently wrong with you" as an answer."

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>>25711433
I meant i missed the goldenage of kaiji posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZdC2tuNRQs

/cel was a waifu imageboard that was created when waifuposting was strickly banned. i lurked once every couple months. just a circlejerk of waifu posters

guys, you know it's possible that she likes his personality. What most of you guys dont accept is that you have ugly personalities. You don't have to look like a movie star. That's why getting fit didn't help you; you're socially inept.

>>25711567
Yeah he was pretty great.

>>25711581
some people are just too damn ugly though

>>25711544
>antisoc
If you really believe that you're dumb. You can tell though their conduct that most people diagnosed with ASPD do suffer from it. People that don't are usually edgy 13 year olds who self diagnosed because they think being a psychopath is cool.

>>25711581
Personality is a meme and doesn't means shit.

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>>25711581
Nigger I literally don't know or meet any girls at work or anywhere. Not everyone here is reeling from rejection, there's literally no options in my day to day social circles.
Also
>personality

>>25711637
>t. i have never been around anyone "diagnosed" with antisocial personality disorder

nope. most of the time it's just "internet autism" aka social ineptitude and introversion leading to fear.

>>25709529
Are we supposed to be able to tell he has autism by watching these vids? I really can't tell, am I autistic too?

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>>25711581
Your shitty meme post gets this shitty meme response.

>>25711672
explain that graph for the normies pls

>>25711581
But I know that
I'm boring, not very smart, not funny, don't have exciting hobbies, and generally forgettable on top of having no money and being ugly but when I acknowledge and accept that I just get yelled at for pitying myself

>>25709500
post a pic of yourself so we can't tell you why

>>25711699
it means people will rate your looks in accordance with your personality.

basically one can make up for the other.

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>>25711488
I just do basic paying freelance work. I am not rich if that is the angle you are trying to get at.

>>25711699
Halo effect is real
Checked

>>25711699
Your personality is directly correlated with how good you look on okcupid.

>>25711699
If you're ugly everyone thinks you're a creepy weirdo.

>>25711699
>normies not being able to read simple charts or understand basic correlations
>but still able to understand social cues and interactions effortlessly
The world makes no fucking sense.

>>25711203
no he's calling you a pretend nigger.
meaning that you're speaking in a degenerate manner as if to act tough. it makes you a worthless human being.
but you probably already know this deep inside. it's why you came here in the first place and why you do the things you do. to fill those empty holes.

>>25711699
There are literally no ugly people with good personalities, how curious.

>>25711581
impossible. a gap that wide in physical attractiveness, manchild that autistic offers nothing a girl can't get from another better man. we know girls don't go for men's personalities. you're speaking absolute nonsense. just impossible. fuck you for being so retarded

>>25711672
alternatively. people might just pretend that attractive people are ugly when their personalities are bad and vice versa.

>>25710793

Lol so this is what you look like. I didn't know you were a closet tranny.

>>25711819
w-w-will they pretend I'm attractive if my personality is good?

>>25710740

Literally nothing wrong except weight.

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>>25711840
>me on the right


look at filenames silly mentally ill man

>>25711877
No, but I'd absolutely allow an unattractive person to hug and snuggle with me if they're really nice. Thing is that you can't judge your own personality, only others can.

>>25711777
Watch your edge fuckboy

Watch out we gotta fuckboy over here

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>>25708938
south Ontario here
I can confirm this

so many minorities and fat unhealthy girls

>>25711672

Nah anon, it's the other way around. Your personality improves your perceived looks. Not looks improving perceived personality.

>>25711944
I only let nice people fuck me.

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>>25711944
>more tired pretend nigger memes pulled straight from twitter

>>25711965
Go read the okcupid post people were getting huge scores on personality with no text on their profile because their pics were hot.
>>25711932
You'll regret it, I get nasty burps and flatulence when I'm horny, and I never touch females so the slightest contact gives me a farty burpy boner.

>>25711897

>He thinks he doesn't have severe autism

Oh dear..

>>25712069
I'm not female though.

>>25712102
It's okay nobody touches me, it might happen anyway at least since we're both dudes you'd understand that I need to jerk it to relieve the tension.

>>25711581
>its about personality guise. its not about looks or status. women care whats inside

youre a fucking meme bro. gtfo

guys will i ever cuddle a girl

>>25710315
Can confirm this as 6'3

Being tall is a meme

>>25709105

Mewtwoking

pro smash player and actual autist extraordinaire

>>25710209
Yeah, I can tell if your cum looks healthy or not.

Post pics senpai.

>>25711944
Why do you speak ebonics, you stupid nigger

>>25712412
>too bad none of that will ever happen since all of you are way too sheltered to ever let me in.
typical trap defense mechanism

it's not sheltered. i'm just not mentally ill and like cocks. how hard is that for you to understand? "sexual enlightenment" isn't real.

>>25712412 you'd make a good trap if you slimmed down

>>25712412
>trap
>with no friends
That's like the one upside nigger, how'd you fuck that up?

>>25712622
>slimmed down
I weigh like 120 pounds.

>>25712412

so you're a guy.

faggot confirmed. we might be fucked up and alone and wishing we could find a woman that was just like you describe in your post; but we're not so low as to become degenerate scum on top of everything else. we want good women, not mentally ill men.

>>25711965
/wow are you really this stupid son?

>>25712604
>>25712642
>>25712679
I don't consider myself to be a trap. I think it's pretty obvious I'm male. I also don't act like a faggot, I think gay culture is quite repulsive.

I can't help that I'm mentally ill. Posting myself on chinese bulletin boards at 6 am is not really a good sign probably.

I don't have friends because I get really uncomfortable around places I don't feel very safe. I don't think I'm socially anxious. I just act very differently when I'm not at home and people that I talk to on skype usually get a very different image from me than people I meet in real life.

>>25711066
Damn. Haven't been on /tv/ in so long. Need to visit.

I still remember the Garret/RLM thing, I was actually in that chat! I actually made copypasta that was posted at least two more times!

Makes me feel important.

>>25712816
look my friend: if i was attracted to penises and boys I would be all over you, but I'm not, and you can't claim I'm "sheltered" for not going against my biological imperatives and hardcoded sexuality. i have my own mental illness to worry about, but the kind you are talking about is not one of them.

i'm sorry you're lonely. i wish i was gay so i could help you.

>>25712856
Bella chat was the best, /tv/ got that damn close to the son
>Laura I'm dying!
I feel bad that I missed /tv/ discovering linkaras thirst for tranny cock.

>>25712959
*sun
34y34y45y5y desu desu original comment

>>25712659
Not calling you fat at all bro, i meant if you lost that adonis belt, no girl has that much muscle mass

>>25712904
that's okay. I just try around to see what kinds of reactions I get.
>>25713039
oh, I see. yeah I might get rid of some muscle. though like I said, I'm not really going for a trap look. I feel like the type of people who would go for a trap would get rid of them once they inevitably lose their youthfulness.
I would rather be honest with them.

>>25712959
oh yeah lmao he tried like hell to deny it and then of course this ugly manly thing turned out to have a dick.

nobody was fucking fooled. Linkara is scum, complaining about adblock and shit.

whatever happened to Brad

>>25709996
Proof that whites can't be robots.

>>25713212
>Proof that whites can't be robots.
>schizo
>not robot

>>25713229
You have a passably attractive gf. You're a normie. Whites can't be robots.

>>25713306
>You're a normie.
>normie
>schizo
do you understand the words you're using?
besides my GF I have ZERO (0) friends.
how the fuck can a schizo be a normie?

>>25713209
He lost weight, still does his vids and there's dick pics of him out there.

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>>25713362

You're not schizo.

>>25708554
5'3, balding, wispy facial hair
Yes I am

>>25713453
take it up with my doctors.

expplain whispers that no one else hears
explain seeing faces when i close my eyes that talk to me
explain visual hallucinations (seeing cats, bugs that aren't there)

hmm? i'm waiting

>>25713448
dick pics? jesus.

Please tell me it's as small as we all assumed.

>>25709590
Your face actually looks much better with the extra weight desu

>>25713488
He's probably confusing schizophrenia with schizoid personality disorder.

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>>25713732
i agree that it may not be schizophrenia, but it's certainly not schizoid.

>>25713581
Cinema snob right? He's actually a decent size .

>>25711964

>College fag in Toronto.
>Almost exclusively attracted to white women.
>Muslims and indians as far as the eye can see.

It's not fair damn it. I'm on my 8th semester and outside of GE classes, I've seen like 4 white chicks in my classes total.

>>25708554
>white women

White people are generally just fucked in the head.

>>25708671
dan green?

>>25713841
oh wait i thought we were talking about Linkara for some reason

ive already seen Brad's dick

>>25708554
I am much uglier than him. Fuck you, you don't know shit, enjoy living in your bubble where nobody is born unattractive, fucking cunt

>>25708554
He looks just like me. what the fuck.

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>>25712412
Im autistic too anon, where do you live?

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>>25709091
Shine him

>>25709193
holy fuck, I think I know this guy
his name is Doug

>>25714418
>short distance relationship
So just a regular relationship?

>>25714440
4hr drive :^) :^)

>>25713699
Nice dubs. You have a good jaw and chin. Good facial symmetry overall, and no features that look goofy or really stick out. You'd look really good with a different haircut, and if you got ripped of course.

>>25710740
I'm sorry I underestimated you, but I've seen guys just like you with gfs

>>25708656
>Someone that beautiful will never accept for who I am

bitch you hit home to hard...

>>25709377
>not getting your accutane from a research chemical website for cheap

I got a full course of accutane online for $800.

Difference between you and I is that I don't make excuses; I found a solution to my problem.

>>25709038
Lose weight you fucking dumbass

>>25708762
Source? That freckled girl is pretty hot.

>>25708854
i used to live in san leandro, lose pericos is bomb, but not the big one, the one next to the game stop. fun fact, that's the world's first strip mall there

A beta as fuck personality is definitely the worst flaw a man can have. Only the best physical features can compensate for it. If you are average looking or worse you are fucked. Ugly guys can actually compensate for their looks if they have an alpha personality or social status.

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>>25708554
>No way you're uglier than this fat fuck

>>25713229
>white
>mentally ill

Just the fact that you're mentally ill and you still have a gf means you're not a robot.

White people, even with mental illnesses, can still get gfs.

WHITE PEOPLE CANNOT BE ROBOTS.

WHITES: GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD

Race traitor.

>>25708938
Chicago here, that is NOWHERE near true

she looks like her


GOODDD FUCKING DAAAAAAAMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k9G_MnzOwQ

>>25708554
That girl's probably 5 inches taller than me

That guy is almost as fat as I used to be

>>25709015
If the right one is transgender he did a pretty well job and deserves love.

>>25709316
>wanting to get cancer so bad
LOL you should die already tripfag.

>>25709590
Your face has those gay features like cosmo does. You will find yourself as a trap after a few years anon. Mark my words.

>>25717291
You're past that certain number on the rating scale that automatically sets you into fuckbo zone.

>>25717330
Explain pls.
ORIGINAL FUCKING CONTENT YOU ANNOYING FUCKING ROBOT