>Alone in my house >react death sounds from warcraft 3

Same desu senpai smfh u nigger

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>Alone in my home
>Try to sing in all my best tones
>Lament, and resort to funny voices and insane ramblings
I wish I could sing or something maybe. I'd rather have a nice deep voice though, I suppose.
I sound manlier in japanese.

>alone in the house
>stroke my cock slowly to hegre art videos while laying on bed with the door open

>>25706504
>Alone in house
>react quotes from Zealot in Starcraft Broodwar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGFYjqOw_as

I LOOONG FOR COMBAT

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>alone in my house
>get full /k/ammando outfit on
>pretend that house in under siege
>fight off attackers
>making gun noises
>explosion noises
>having a great time
>didn't know that mommy was taking a nap
>or that grandpa had taken her car to get the oil changed and that's why it wasn't in the driveway
>she gets up to tell me to stfu
>laughs at me
>go to my room and cry in my balaclava

>Driving on the highway

>make autistic faces at people passing by me

>walk really slow infront of people

You would never guess just how many normies gets pissed of at this.

>imagine myself as a powerful lich

>I begin to resurrect the undead to kill everyone in the world

>alone in my house
>feel a fart coming
>pull down my pants and panties
>spread cheeks
>let it go
no better way to to do it desu

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>>25707630
>slone in my house
>feel a fart coming
>squeeze it out
>shit my PANTIES
>shit leaks through my PAD
<woobs

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>>25707630
>gf farts in my bed

>smash her head on my fucking knee

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>>25707630
>>25707733
FUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOFFF YOU FUCKING GIRL POSTING FUCKS