If two 18 yo girls invited you on a road trip to california and

9 times out of 10, if it's too good to be true, it isn't true

>>25706262
I already live in SOCAL, what now?

>>25706262
Only if I'm not driving

>>25706262
no because I am OP and I am a faggot

>>25706262
What the fuck do you think, faggot? Yes 1000 times.

I can't stand old hags and live in the middle of Canada, meaning it would take a few days.

>>25706262
>California
No thanks.

>two 18 year olds

Even if this would be hypothetically true, they would probably be fat, ugly, gross, and/or have a shit personality. 0.000009% they are hot and want to suck the dick connected to my ugly body

I'd still have to say yes because I'll take as much as I could get

Shit yeah I would.

>their faces when they finally realize there's no land connection from yurop to california

I'd convice myself they're lying, pranking me, they'll change their minds, they'll find me gross, it'll be awkward, or whatever else. So no, I wouldn't go in the end.

Assuming they're willing to wait until I have my spring break or something sure. Like hell if they think I'm interrupting my studies just for some easy poon. Fuck that.