>>25705628 So I suddenly remembered that there were two other brothers/versions of me that lived with us when I was very young. One was born out of my mouth just after I was born and because of this there was some discussion as to whether he was my son or brother - He was about two inches high and lived for a short while and I kept exploring my own mind for memories of him. He had fairly normal skeleton. The other was born dead. His skeleton was more like a fat mouse with a diamondish-shaped head. Somehow I had these skeletons all of a sudden and I kept them in my bag. They were very precious. My sister broke them. Oh and we all were living in a hotel.
>>25704254 >late to class >teacher said the day before not to bother coming in if you're late >decide to play it stealthy >open the back door of the classroom very slightly so I can see the board and teacher from afar >he's facing the students, back to the board >doing a powerpoint presentation so he barely writes anything on the board >if I come out, he'll see me >decide to wait for an opportunity while following the lecture from my spot >realize the longest he's been writing on the board has been 5 seconds and I have to wait for him to stop his presentation >people passing through the corridor look at me like a weirdo >after 1 hour, he finally finishes his presentation and rolls up the white screen thingy >thatsit.jpg >rush through the door and start looking for an empty spot >by the time I'm sitting down, the teacher has seen me >"Discreet. He's been watching from the back door for the last 20 minutes." >"I-I've been here for an hour" >lecture continues without any other comment >someone tells me after the lecture that a girl arrived to class one minute before I started watching and the teacher let her in with no problem
>Be me >Riding the orca of my subconcious in snoozeville >suddenly remember that there were two other brothers/versions of me that lived with me and my senpai when I was very young. >One was born out of my mouth just after I was born >Because of this there was some discussion as to whether he was my son or brother >He was about two inches high and lived for a short while >He had fairly normal skeleton. >I kept exploring my own mind for memories of him. >The other was born dead. >His skeleton was more like a fat mouse > a fat mouse with a diamondish-shaped head. > Somehow have these skeletons all of a sudden >keep them in my bag. They were very precious. > Sister breaks them. >Oh and we all were living in a hotel.
>friends want to meet up for xmas holidays >i show up >couple of girls there that i've never seen >we are all sitting in the living room talking and drinking >get brilliant idea >pull out my phone and get gangnam style ready >i jump up on the coffee table >slam the play button >gangnam style starts blasting >i start doing the dance perfectly >look around >no one is smiling or laughing >the girls are awkwardly playing with their phones >ohshit.jpg >make a dash for the door out of embarrassment >trip over one of the cunt's Uggs >pick myself up and dart outside >run until im out of sigh from the house >walk home in the rain
Still havnt tried to contact those guys ever since. That night is the first thing on my mind in the morning, and my last thought before bed. Every day is hell.
>>25704254 We're talking about star wars in class >one girl says "Whose the African american in star wars" >I spout "he's not African american he's British" >mfw when everyone looks at me with confusion and annoyance >mfw I'm black
>Came to my class after being on a long phone call with my mom >class almost over >class ends, tell my teacher i love him out of habit >everyone is silent and there is a hesitation before everyone stands up while they process what just happened >dont know what to do, walk out after a 5 second pause
>Email an anon >Write a wall of text talking about her golden voice >Realized I was half drunk half asleep and my inner autism came out Honestly I thought I escape the outbursts like this but being socially inept and butt fucking ugly is pretty annoying when you're a poor fuck trying to get by.
Well, back to anime. Gotta stop fooling myself into thinking I can have normal contact with other people.
>was at a game night with my local boardgaming group >girl there had a bag of skittles >i see the skittles >my brain goes to some autistic place and all social conventions were thrown out the fucking window >thrust hand at her >could i have a skittle please >but the way it came out sounded more like an order than a request >also, pretty sure I had my crazy eyes on >she gave me a skittle >rest of table looking at me like "what the fuck" >she later said that she felt it would been weird to turn me down
I know it's not that bad compared to some, but it was SO AWKWARD when it happened. Thankfully, I'm pretty well-regarded and liked within the group and I don't sperg out enough like that for it to be a problem.
>reminded of 10 years ago >high school, last year, so close to being free >"your entire oral grade will be based on this 15 minutes monologue. you have to roleplay a character from one of these 4 stories" >mfw roleplayed an edgy ass philosophical king for 15 minutes to pass English
>wagecuck >end of quarter / end of year >working 13 hrs/ a day >starting to hallucinate pretty much >walking down escalator on the proper side >hear someone make a noise at my as I walk down >they click their tongue and make exaggerated grunts >turn around and scream "WHAT?" as if I'm ready to fight him >he looks confused and scared >looks ahead with gf and keeps walking trying to avoid eye contact >start to question whether or not he actually said anything >no sure anymore >try to apologize >he's ignoring me >walk fast and run into the metro
>attend friends bday party with another friend whose mom drops us off and picked us up >was sick beforehand after eating vicks rub like a dumbass >drink cheap shitty whisky >hurl in my parka in the car on the way home
>>25706778 >class ends, tell my teacher i love him out of habit
did anyone else accidentally call their teacher's "mom" or "mommy" at some point? it was some of the most humiliating shit i've ever done, and i can't even green text it because all i remember is saying it and the crushing feeling of embarrassment afterward
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