Ask a genius anything.

what is your secret guacamole recipe?

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Why the fuck didn't you put the knife out, that would be the first instinct. I'd rather bleed out, than go to the hospital with a fucking guacamalele pierced through my hand.

>>25703378
It's an avocado not a fucking guacam-whatever the frig you just said. You make Guacamole from avocado.

>>25703378
Because you'd do more damage and potentially lose mobility in that hand. And that might be OP's vidya and fapping hand.

>>25703014
what exactly was the dude in OP's pic trying to do

removing the seed from an avocado is literally the easiest thing ever, you can just pluck it right out with your fingers

>>25703378
that not op in the pic, but i imagine pulling the knife out yourself would probably fuck shit up worse than leaving it in there.

i don't know how the fuck one would even do this on accident though, you'd need to use a lot of fucking force to jam a knife all the way through an avocado and your hand.

>>25703378
That's not me in the picture. I clip my fingernails every week.

>>25703620
>dude
check again lad

>>25703667
It's best to leave it there, the pressure against the blade at least slows the bleeding a bit, once you pull it out you have a massive bleeding hole.

>>25703667
Avocados are deceptive. One the skin is breached, they give extremely easily. It's like moving the knife through water. It's really easy to accidentally cut or stab yourself.

>>25703742
Not like that it isn't, she obviously was cutting it properly before then she stabbed the seed right through her hand like a retard

>>25703014
never mind cold fusion, what how do you whip up a good guacamole

>>25703704
>>25703796
>titties
>she

could just be a dude with gyneco, or a tranny. nothing is safe these days

>>25703832
It's definitely a woman.The way she stabbed that knife into the avocado shows that she already stabbed in the hearts of several desperate robots. Based avocado, you died taking her with you. Rest in guacamele.

>>25703832
>that fucking "gyno" the size of a ripe avocado
>visibly manicured fingernails
>no other gender cares about nails the way grils do, not even trannies
>soft looking "clean" skin
>retarded enough to stab self in the hand

it's all there, open your eyes anon

>>25703378
and yet you still end up looking like a retard

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>>25703993
Say that to my face,cuckboi

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>>25703378
Oh I remember that pepe... I dodn't make it but it only exists because of me.
There was a draw thread where an anon was taking pepe requests, and I asked him to draw a pepe depicting this girl's expression. That's the pepe he came up with.

>>25704071
I know, senpai. I requested the Sylvio Pepe.

>>25703014
Is the secret ingredient blood?

I know someone who did this exact thing a few months ago...

You don't happen to live in PA?

>>25704340

yes it is I. I know who you are and you should confess your true feelings to me.

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nice try sly