> taking care of 2-month-old niece while my sister's

>fatal infantile sedentation

How do you manage to accidently sit on a baby.

>one less normie in the world
>two normies completely devastated
good work op. if you play your cards right maybe they'll attack you and go to jail

>>25700103
Don't worry OP, infants die all the time of something called SIDS
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_infant_death_syndrome

Just tell your sister her baby is sleeping, she'll notice in some time that she's dead, nobody can blame you

>>25700103
CALL AMBULANCE ASAP FAGGOT

Put your ear to her chest and see if you can hear a heartbeat or breathing

If not, pack your shit up, burn any and all evidence of where you are going and leave town
Fuck it burn the house down and then go missing innawoods or something

Wasn't this a sopranos episode?

Pix or didn't happen

Nice fucking pasta OP, that was a fun thread.

>>25700185
No, Christopher sat on the dog and killed him, while he was high.

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>>25700103
>I just remembered a story i once saw on 4chan, let me mislead the newfags it'll make me feel better about my pathetic life

>>25700230
>the same thing never happens twice
nice try newfag internet defense force

I liked that the guy who originally posted this showed up in another thread a couple months later. Apparently he got off with no trouble. Good on him

>>25700103
>The baby hasn't moved since then

So, what's the problem?

A quiet baby is a happy babby.

>>25700103
>inb4 le he's le babysitter
Fuck you guys, be original

Duplicate thread

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>>25700181
Newfags are cancer, go back to reddit and lurk more