I-is it happening?
>The Royal Bank of Scotland warned its clients to "sell everything" and exit the stock market as soon as possible, a warning which indicates the global economy is heading towards a 1929-style Great Depression.
http://money(dot)cnn.com/2016/01/12/investing/markets-sell-everything-cataclysmic-year-rbs/index.html?sr=fbmoney011216markets-sell-everything-cataclysmic-year-rbs0401PMN/ALink&linkId=20296168
>"Sell everything."
That harrowing advice is from The Royal Bank of Scotland, which has warned of a "cataclysmic year" ahead for markets and advised clients to head for the exit. Do not wait. Do not pass go.
"Sell everything except high quality bonds," warned Andrew Roberts in a note this week.
He said the bank's red flags for 2016 -- falling oil, volatility in China, shrinking world trade, rising debt, weak corporate loans and deflation -- had all been seen in just the first week of trading.
"We think investors should be afraid," he said.
>>25699523
Complete anarchy? Sign me up.
>War Business comes back MGS style
>We all fight in ww3
Sounds fucking epic, sign me up.
Shit hitting the fan ? Sign me up.
Something to do in my dull life?
Sign me up.
>>25699779
>>25699815
>>25699852
Guys are these all disinfo shills? Or just Funny guys copying the first post with "sign me up"
Dying terrifically in a war that our grandparents set in motion so we could all live in poverty and total chaos sounds fun, sign me up
I can finally use my training from military?
Sign me up.
>>25699523
I hope so much it's true. 1 year from now I'll have a massive amount of money I can plop down for investment. I keep waiting for the bubbles to pop.
thanks capitalism you are our greatest ally
>>25699523
>Sell everything except high quality bonds
That's not the same as
"Sell everything"
why is news media so shit?
Mech war? Sign me up!
THE GOYIM WILL FLOUNDER AS PLANNED
>>25699523
sign me up?
getting to fight in the greatest war in human history.
>>25700002
>tfw just about to finish army officer training
I'll defend your NEETdom, NEETbros. Unless you get conscripted to serve under me, lel
this is endgame for wagecucks and neets
maybe that's why the lottery is so high this year
>There will be the modern global equivelant of the French Revolution in your lifetime
>THE BETAS WILL RISE
sign me up
>>25699523
PLEASE HAPPEN, PLEASE HAPPEN!!!!!!, I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>25699815
I won't be fighting. I'm PDQ and on disability income.
>>25700904
shut it down
have some shekels robot to apease your wrath
ww3 hype
>>25701101
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>World War 3 when?
This probably won't cause such a collapse. Still, lately i've been wondering I'm the only one working really hard skills in every aspect of life because of the fear that life as we know it will simply collapse? (Sorry r9k, I'm somewhat of a normie, 21 yo infj kv though so i'm not that normie).
If capitalism/democracy collapse, I just want to be prepared
I need to get work in the big corporate Jew in the sky before this happens. I don't wanna be port forever robros.
>>25700970
>conscripted
>yfw they try conscription and at least 60% refuse to go and fight a war they have no involvement in and don't want any part of
I don't know what all this means, but how do I get rich? Can anyone here tell me?
>>25702669
Buy all this stuff everyone's selling, while it's at the lowest price it'll be at for years, and then on the off chance things pick up again it might be worth something.
Thank God I've been working on a farm and am prepared to be self sufficient.
Let it all burn. Let it all burn
They should form a unit of robots. Sign me up.
I told you we needed a planned economy!
>>25702766
implying you wont be killed and your farm taken over
>>25702717
So like stocks? That's gambling and unless I know how everything works, I don't want to buy random things.