YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO JUSTIFY WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BE EXECUTED

harold no

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Can't do it, Harold. Send 'em for me. I'm ready.

They will be able to do what I cannot. I welcome them with some Oreos and Dew. I'll be in the bath tub with my feels playlist on.

>>25699403
Just take me on out normies

Acted blue pilled obviously.

>Hey bros aha xD you went to the party last nigth? shit was soooo raaad. Hey brah you got some weed bro? I got some money from my sl- i mean job, so that cool yea.

>>25699403
I have a gf

(originale comentero senpai-kun)

>>25699403
>Implying I still want to go on in my miserable existence

>>25699639
Hmmm... Alright boys. This one's trying to play.

Check his Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and LinkedIn activities. I have a feeling they're not up to quota.

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I love these threads, post moar

Asked a girl out and she said yes

>>25699740
Whooaaaaa, dude! Cna you show us some hot pics? Did you get nudes yet?

YOU BETTER HAVE FUCKING GOT NUDES, KID.

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>>25699686
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU NORMIE SCUM, WITH ELIOT I GO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*BANG BANG BANG*

>>25699403
I can pass as a normie, I just am like a background character. PLEASE HAROLD I WILL EVENTUALLY GET A GF, DON'T HAVE ME TERMINATED!

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>>25699403
>Normalfags knocking with force on the door
>sniff sadly as I open up the propane tanks, slowly filling the room
>hear "what's that smell, normanon?"
>"gee, I wouldn't know, normanonina."
>craddle up in bed, put a cigg in my mouth and hug bodypillow tightly
>"we'll meet again, Shion. in this world...
>raise lighter
>"...or the next..."
>light it, exploding my room and the normie fucks outside

YOU WON'T GET ME ALIVE, FUCKING NORMIES RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE