anyone else here never wash their asscrack? didn't even

>>25698911
elaborate anon (in an original way)

>>25698911
eww op you've been going your whole life with swap ass.

I watch it every time I take a shower

it must feel so fantastic to gently slide your penis into an anus of a sexy girl like that.

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Yeah that was me since 6-7th grade until last year. (I'm 21)
For some reason I always thought it was gross or something.
Now I just wipe and clean with wet wipes, wash my ass crack in the shower with soap and wash my hands double.

>>25700094

It's fun until you pull your dick out and there's shit all over it.

>>25698911
I wash my asscrack and a couple knuckles up my bhole in case someone wants to lick it

>>25700094
It's even better to eat it out.

>>25700094
As another anon will have said, the're fine to lick but so fucking complicated to fuck if your dick is in the least bit big and may make you lose your erection too. Dunno as that happened to me, although stress may also have been a factor for that.

>>25700058
Yeah, I watch my asscrack everytime I shower too.
How do you do it? Do you have a mirror in the shower?

>>25700967
they're*
Apologies

>>25700967
Yeah. Assfucking just isn't all it's made up to be.

>>25700967

I like eating butt and putting in a finger or two. Actual buttsex requires verbal communication ("can i fuck ur ass plz bb"), and I get anxious wondering if my dick is gonna look like a fudgesicle when I pull it out.

>>25700094
As a gay guy, I'd say it's a pain. From experience with dildos you need to be slow and careful or it'll hurt.

>>25698911
>wash your asscrack

how are you supposed to do that exactly?

>>25702707
apply soap to your bro's cock and slide it on in, just don't forget to say no homo every 8 seconds

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>spend 10 minutes trying to figure out how to do that after seeing this post
>feel like an idiot after remembering you can move the bit that the water comes out of
and I can't even remember what that's called. the shower head? shower hose?

how do you guys wash your crack? I lather my hand up real good with soap and go to town. Then i bend over and spread and let the water do its thing while scrubbing my crack with my hand.

My anus smells great

Anyone else have a really haory ass crack? Its a jungle down there i have no idea whats going on when i try ti clean it. Id try shaving by im not that flexible or brave.

>>25702880
Fuck typing on a phome is hard

>>25702880
yah my asscrack is hairy as hell too. It's not too bad to clean. Never shave it though, either get it waxed or let it be hairy. If you shave, as soon as the hair comes back in 1mm or even less, your ass will be so itchy and sting like crazy.

>>25702880
Don't shave, trim.
The answer is always trimming.

>>25702880
Yeah, and it's why I've thoroughly cleaned my ass since I was 13, otherwise little blobs of shit start getting caught in all the hairs

I bet there's some niggas on here that have never pulled back their foreskin. Fucking imagine the intense amount of smeg r9k is contributing to the world.

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>>25703112
>having a foreskin

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>>25703282
>not having a foreskin

>>25703282
>he unironically doesn't have a foreskin

You guys ever eat out a girls asshole?

I heard some people do it, and I really want to try it with a girl, but I feel kind of weird, like it's something forbidden. I mean, that's where poo comes so

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>>25700094
>it must feel so fantastic
>to gently slide your penis
>into an anus
Confirmed for never having had anal.

>>25700967
Nah man that's normal especially for girls who haven't taken D in the ass, aren't relax, nervous, or any combination of the above.

>>25702618
>gonna look like a fudgesicle
>>25700220
>there's shit all over it
Just use a condom. Although I might want to try it just to see how raw anus feels........
p.s. condom doesn't keep shit smell from your dick. strange since it is supposed to keep sperm from getting through.

>>25702678
>As a gay guy, I'd say it's a pain. From experience with dildos you need to be slow and careful or it'll hurt.
Couldn't you just use one of those injectors and inject some lube into insides of anus first?

>>25703443
>Confirmed for never having had anal.
I've had anal and it indeed feels fantastic to slide your penis into an anus.

>>25700094
Why would you slide into anus when there is a vagoo hole right next to it. What are you gay