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>see escort
>a week later dick still hurts when i piss

just fuck my shit up. is it herpes? i hope its just anxiety of thinking too much about whether i got herpes or not from her.
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It might just be a UTI, just drink cranberry juice or something, worked for me and it didn't hurt to piss anymore.
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>>25697888
ive been drinking lots of fluids, and i even got a shot of rocephin, a powerful antibiotic, a few days after i saw her. And its still bothering me.
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Go get checked then. Also you're still a virgin.
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>>25698242
im getting checked in 2 weeks. im trying to get my escort to go get checked, but she swears she doesnt have anything.
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>>25698268
i wont be able to get a girlfriend if i have herpes, ill never ever have sex. i only got a blowjob from this escort and now my life could be ruined.

FUCK
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>>25697822
RIP OP's dong
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>>25698268
she definitely has something if she's insisting she doesn't
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>>25698268
>she swears she doesnt have anything.
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Its clamidia or gonnorea, doth curable with antibiotics
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>>25698718
>curable
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>>25698718
see >>25697910

i got antibiotics in the first week after seeing her. its not either of those. It was only a blowjob, but thats enough to get herpes.

Im so fucked up.
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Possibly the clap too

lmao fag
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>>25698268
her mouth is literally a festering toilet of poison cum residue. she probably has all of the aids and you let that harlot's dick sewer near you.

you are going to die
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>>25697822
Did you actually not use condoms with a fucking escort, anon?
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>>25697822
>not using rubbers
it's a tumor
located right in your fucking brain
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you'll be fine op stop worrying.
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>>25698796
she just started sucking when i was getting a titfuck. I didnt plan on getting a bj. I just let her do it.

i didnt even think.

>>25698838
I really hope so. im hoping these things im feeling is just a manifestation of anxiety and worry. Im just freaking out.
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>>25697822
Silly you. You cant get herpes from just seeing an escort. You have to actually have sex with her.
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>>25698882
>she just started sucking when i was getting a titfuck. I didnt plan on getting a bj. I just let her do it.
Wait, what? It's not really possible to get an STD from a bj unless there was something visibly wrong with her lips.
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>>25698901
>what is HSV1
>oral herpes

if you have herpes in the mouth, you can get herpes on the dick.
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>>25698912
people with oral herpes can get herpes on the inside of the mouth, and when it comes to oral herpes, sores dont have to be present in order to spread it. Just her saliva in my urethra is enough to give it to me.
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>>25698952
You'd probably notice something wrong with her mouth anon.
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>>25698901
kek
>>25698921
thats meant for >>25698912
right?
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>>25698921
i think he was making a joke about 'seeing' and 'fucking' being different things.

autismal cataclysm of an attempt at a joke if i do say so myself
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>>25698921
I was trying to be funny you heck.
>SEE escort
>a week later dick still hurts when i piss
The joke is that i think you saw an escort from a distance and got an std.
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>>25698882
>she just started sucking when i was getting a titfuck
Lmao
At least she was trying to be nice
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>>25698969
i didnt look inside her mouth with a flashlight.

>>25698986
oh wow.. id laugh if i wasnt dying from anxiety. it did make me feel a little better, however im still worried about having herpes on my dick.
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>>25699028
No way you wouldn't notice oral herpes
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>>25699057
>herpes can spread without visible sores

please continue
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I once fucced a girl and got thousad of bumps on the top of my dick.
It was extremely painful but it disapeared after 2 weeks.

Is this an STD?
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>>25699073
I doubt that a typical whore would get any special kind of herpes anon. I'm 90% positive OP is safe.
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>>25699110
thats herpes
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>>25699162
Impossible.

I only fucked one girl and tha girl one fucked one other guy beside me and that a because she got raped.

Please tell me it's not herpes.
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>>25699250
if that guy that raped her had herpes, and you fucked her after that, and she didnt know she had herpes, she could have given it to you. though i hope thats not the case, because that would be horrible.
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>>25699250
>tha girl one fucked one other guy beside me and that a because she got raped.

almost spat out my tea
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>>25699250
its 100% herpes all the symptoms match. op on the other hand has probably a bladder infection
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>>25699288
>>25699290
>>25699294
>all the symptoms match

She got mouthfoucked once and suddenl herpes???

Afer a month or two I remember getting a lot of these bumps on my dick that really hurt (even taking a piss hurt) and I remember that she had the same at the same time as I did .
It must be some kind of infection since thee is no logical explanation for her having suddenly an itchy vagina 2 yeas after getting raped.
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>>25699377
i thought you meant the guy that raped her was lying in bed with the both of you, and you just went after him. i thought you both raped her.

hence the tea almost being spat
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When you people get older you'll realize that non of this shit matters and life is too short to worry about herpes or warts(or anything besides hiv), i'm sure I probably have herpes but I never get cold sores.

It's not gonna matter when you're 85 sitting in a wheelchair in a nursing home with a dick that doesn't work even with viagra.
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>>25697822
It's chlamydia you idiot
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>>25699377
the herpes virus remains inactive for long periods of time and does an outburst every once in a while
also;

>sores
>pain during urination
>itching

its herpes anon
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>>25699451
it matters if you have a girlfriend, idiot. Do you really think it doesnt matter when your herpetic dick rubs against her vagina and then you suck on her clit, and get herpes on your face and then kiss her on the lips and give her herpes on her face?! IT FUCKING FUCKS EVERYTHING!
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>>25699451
>it's okay to have a disease because you're gonna die anyway
Nice logic there retard
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>>25699474
>>sores
>>pain during urination
>>itching

But that's unfair.

She was a ""virgin"".
She got raped by a stupid chad.

The greentext is spot on and I didn't even mention that.
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>>25697822
My dick has been smelling bad for 2-3 months, almost regardless of how clean it is.

I probably got a yeast infection from a hooker.
I think I paid 10 bucks extra for it (no condom blowjob).

Either that, or something's really wrong.
I probably need to get an STD checkup.
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>>25699498
Your girlfriend will probably have herpes before she even meets you, how would you even know if she never shows symptoms? A lot of people have it and they never get sores. You can continue being neurotic if that works for you, it didn't work for me when I used to be a neurotic mess about everything.
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>>25697822
lol you rfaggot
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>>25700215
Please tell me why
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>>25699377
Are you like 18? Go read up on the horrors of STDs.
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>>25701023
Nothing is more horrible than syphilis and herpes.
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>>25702126
Hsv1 ain't so bad at least. Probably why everyone has since its so benign. Still a problem if you get your waifu preggers and she sheds during birth.
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>>25702397
Oral herpes is common, and it's not terrible if it's managed well...until you get it in your dick.
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>>25702126
Syphilis is curable with a few shots of penicillin. It's actually the easiest std to get rid of.
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Lol one of my roastie friends got herpes from some guy in the army. She also got an abortion before.
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>>25702481
I'm allergic to penicillin. Am I fucked?
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