You see this? These are bacteria. The most primitive organisms

>that dick length relative to body

how can you even compete

>having sex

Im a dumbass nigga and even I know that's conjugation or some shit

>>25696673
They're exchanging genetic material to create hybrid offspring, it's the equivalent of sex.

>>25696615
go fuck yourself I don't worship the pussy. I am a monk

>>25696615
Having sex is considered a big accomplishment? Wow, then tell me why am I a sick a loser with no job if I lost my virginity at age 16? fuck off OP

that's not sex you idiot. Go learn some biology and quit posting bullshit

>>25696796
>Having sex is considered a big accomplishment?

Pretty sure the opposite was being implied. You might have a job if you weren't so retarded

>comparing yourself to single cell organisms

ooOOOooh. Wake me up when bacteria can get S rank on MGSV. Wake me up when bacteria can write short stories, or contemplate life, or create art, or go for a walk and enjoy the breeze outdoors.

>>25696615
Who cares faggot, it's not that big of a deal and does not stop you doing anything you enjoy.

You can also just pay for it if you want

>>25696615
Sexual reproduction in single-cell organisms? I doubt it.

>>25696615
Yeah OP I feel ya I feel ya

we /first day of 12th grade biology/, who else highbrow as fuck?

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Who else /eubacteriamasterrace/ here? Doesn't it feel good looking down on those non- nucleus faggots?

>>25697120
>>25697113

Whoa

I posted

and then right after

someone else of our caliber posted.

Haha prokaryotes am I right? Endoplasmic reticulum

Zimbabwe

>>25697068
it's horizontal gene transfer, if i'm remembering my freshman biology correctly

>>25697311
Yes, something that isn't sexual reproduction, or sex.

Bacteria have no standards for mates and will fuck anything. They don't mind getting cucked either. They just fuck when they want.
We have to be chosen as physically fit enough for women and compete for women.

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>>25697436
well there's this

either way OP is a faggot as usual

>1 bacteria manages to have sex

>a human that is a symbiotic team of trillions of cells working together can't even get laid once

fuck

>>25697571
it's **NOT SEX**

fuck you morons

>>25697583
It's an equivalent you retard

>>25697924
no, it isn't, retard, it's independent of species and there's no reproduction done in the actual process

fuck off

>>25697963
Suck a dick you tirggered autist virgin. How does it feel that single cell organisms have outperformed you in the basic functions of life?

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>there are millions of chadteria banging stacylococcus on and inside your body RIGHT NOW

>>25696697

not merely sex but breeding. if every sex encounter is breeding, well you know what that implies.

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>>25698714
You got a gift. Don't let anyone take it from you.

>>25696615
thats so fucking hot.

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>>25698714
Staph literally have orgies

>>25698072
He's right, they just trade plasmids

It's more like a spit-swapping make out match

>>25697023
>comparing yourself to normies

ooOOOooh. Wake me up when normies can get S rank on MGSV. Wake me up when bacteria can write short stories, or contemplate life, or create art, or go for a walk and enjoy the breeze outdoors.