>mfw romantic couples will casually shit and piss in front

Uh, no. I've been with my gf for a year and we do our toilet stuff in private.

Grow up, everyone shits and pisses. Everyone picks their noses. Every woman has a period. Every person has at least once in their life smelled shit on their fingers.

>>25693110
>>25693135
It's more of a married couple thing, romanticism dies off and you stop having a problem admitting that your SO shits too.

Also GTFO MY BOARD

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>>25693156
>Grow up
I bet OP doesn't even know what year it is.
You'd better remind him.

>tfw no bf to watch me poop and compliment the smell and texture

>>25693110
>le shit and piss are disgusting maymay
embrace it

>>25693156
>Every person has at least once in their life smelled shit on their fingers.

This will be a nice thought while riding the bus.

After three years into a relationship, I have uncovered the truth about women's farts.

Their bodies automatically keep the farts inside throughout the day. Then, after they've fallen asleep, the body releases all the gas it's been holding onto.
>lay awake at night
>gf's ass starts playing brass band music
wewlad.jpg

>>25693110
>tfw fart in front gf constantly
when she once accidently farted in front of me I called her a disgusting skank. The cool part is, deep down, she agreed.

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>he doesn't know the odd comfort of pissing in front of your significant other or watching her take a piss
Prude.

>>25693167
Ya this desu. The moment you can casually do that around your SO is the moment the spark has completely died and you're just comfy together. After that point it's closer to having a sibling 2bh.

...ffs I had an apartment with the bathroom door was RIGHT next to the bed, such that if someone was shitting it would be unambiguously clear to the other person. For literally the entire span of the 2 year relationship, we'd time our shits where we'd tell the other one that we were going to take a shower, then we'd turn the shower on and use the noise to deflect attention from the fact that we were shitting before actually taking a shower. We both clearly understood what we were both doing, and yet we never mentioned it.

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>>25693110
das hawt senpai

>>25693110
my parents will belch and fart in the same room

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>mfw mom shits with the door open

>>25693330
how would anybody even function in a relationship where you live with somebody but are too scared to even burp or fart in your own house

>>25693343
Why would anyone ever do this in a house with other people living in it?

>>25693377
maybe she's trying to make everyone else's life as bad as hers, like revenge for being forced to raise an unwanted child

>A girl will never kneel besides you and hold your hand while you shit out a boulder

>tfw my boyfriend and I sat on the toilet together and took a shit at the same time
>tfw I've held his dick while he pissed
>tfw he once chased me off the toilet to go and I had to stand and watch him shit before I could finish and wipe (I chased him off so he had to do the same while I finished)
>tfw we have kissed each other while shitting

Doesnt matter how "gross" it is, when you're that comfortable with someone you just don't care about stuff like that, it's fun doing things together, esp when it's long distance so we just want to spend all the time we can together

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>>25693456
stop anon, it hurts

>>25693359
It weird me out that they don't give a shit

To be fair I casually shit and piss in front of just about anyone. My friends have long since learned never to enter my lair as I shit with the door open

>>25693456
Sexy
Which may not be considered an original comment by the boardbot, but it is nevertheless my opinion!

>>25693512
>friends

back to /soc/ you go

>>25693538

Don't worry anon they're all black weebs just like me

they're also imaginary

>>25693172
it's 2025, op where are you at

>>25693110
One time I walked with my girlfriend or seven years. She always had to piss. Every thirty minutes stopping no matter what we were doing or where we were. Walking down an alley with her when all of a sudden she walks into a little secluded area and pops-a-squat right in front of me and starts pissing. At first I was mortified and disgusted. But then I took my semi-hard cock out and she gave me head while pissing. That was also the first time I put it in her ass.

Miss that broad, rest in peace.

>>25693640
And then you woke up with a wet spot in your pants

>>25693664
I wish actually. Never be with a salvidorian.

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OP here.
You're not making me feel any better about this.
I think you're all fucking gross. I wish I was dead also.
Everything is disgusting.

>>25693456
>shitting at the same time
You make it sound like you have two toilets in your bathroom.

>>25693456
How do you take a shit at the same time? How big is your toilet seat?

>>25693456
How to fuck do two people shit at the same time on the same toilet. The fuck.

>>25693992
probably while they were fucking on the toilet while taking a shit like normies do

>>25693992
>>25693998
we're both slim people, we sat on each side of the toilet with our butts hanging over

>>25693377
no clue but my mom does the same shit

>>25694149
Go back to drawing things

>>25693285
lol this is exactly me and my gf of one year. we live in korea, so our apartment is small with paper thin walls. sometimes I can sneak one in after she goes to sleep though

>>25693280

There is nothing sexual about shit or piss, your fetishist's mind just turns everything into wank fodder.

>tfw I watched my bf take a shit while I brushed my teeth a few hours ago before he went to work
>tfw I was disappointed when he wiped and covered it with tissue before I could see it

He said it was only a few nugs, but the size of the monsters I've seen him birth deserve recognition.

Just wait until you watch her give birth. Wew lad.

>tfw no gf to piss and shit on

>>25693110
I've been married 13 years, and this is a no-go. We both value our private toilet time, and there are no sharing shenanigans when it comes to that.

I never did understand why other couples do this. I think it's gross. I knew a couple who would have their important talks while the guy was shitting. Absolutely disgusting.

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>>25693110
Instead of whining, be the differance in the way relationships are and prevent such an incident in Your case.

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>>25694378
Somewhat reassuring.

>>25694389
I'd love to do as you say but I'm not really relationship material.
Can't handle interpersonal relationships at all.

>>25694813
i assure you i'll keep the doors locked while pooping to not annoy you anonie-kun~

i'll even wash my gross holes so you don't get to be anywhere near the smelly baddies..