>mfw romantic couples will casually shit and piss in front of each other
I don't think I want a gf actually.
I bet OP doesn't even know what year it is.
You'd better remind him.
After three years into a relationship, I have uncovered the truth about women's farts.
Their bodies automatically keep the farts inside throughout the day. Then, after they've fallen asleep, the body releases all the gas it's been holding onto.
>lay awake at night
>gf's ass starts playing brass band music
>he doesn't know the odd comfort of pissing in front of your significant other or watching her take a piss
Ya this desu. The moment you can casually do that around your SO is the moment the spark has completely died and you're just comfy together. After that point it's closer to having a sibling 2bh.
...ffs I had an apartment with the bathroom door was RIGHT next to the bed, such that if someone was shitting it would be unambiguously clear to the other person. For literally the entire span of the 2 year relationship, we'd time our shits where we'd tell the other one that we were going to take a shower, then we'd turn the shower on and use the noise to deflect attention from the fact that we were shitting before actually taking a shower. We both clearly understood what we were both doing, and yet we never mentioned it.
>tfw my boyfriend and I sat on the toilet together and took a shit at the same time
>tfw I've held his dick while he pissed
>tfw he once chased me off the toilet to go and I had to stand and watch him shit before I could finish and wipe (I chased him off so he had to do the same while I finished)
>tfw we have kissed each other while shitting
Doesnt matter how "gross" it is, when you're that comfortable with someone you just don't care about stuff like that, it's fun doing things together, esp when it's long distance so we just want to spend all the time we can together
One time I walked with my girlfriend or seven years. She always had to piss. Every thirty minutes stopping no matter what we were doing or where we were. Walking down an alley with her when all of a sudden she walks into a little secluded area and pops-a-squat right in front of me and starts pissing. At first I was mortified and disgusted. But then I took my semi-hard cock out and she gave me head while pissing. That was also the first time I put it in her ass.
Miss that broad, rest in peace.
You're not making me feel any better about this.
I think you're all fucking gross. I wish I was dead also.
Everything is disgusting.
>tfw I watched my bf take a shit while I brushed my teeth a few hours ago before he went to work
>tfw I was disappointed when he wiped and covered it with tissue before I could see it
He said it was only a few nugs, but the size of the monsters I've seen him birth deserve recognition.
I've been married 13 years, and this is a no-go. We both value our private toilet time, and there are no sharing shenanigans when it comes to that.
I never did understand why other couples do this. I think it's gross. I knew a couple who would have their important talks while the guy was shitting. Absolutely disgusting.
Instead of whining, be the differance in the way relationships are and prevent such an incident in Your case.
I'd love to do as you say but I'm not really relationship material.
Can't handle interpersonal relationships at all.