second day of wagecucking edition
who else here /doesntwanttogetoutofbed/?
I wish I wasn't always tired desu~
Wagekeking again today lads. Im not even very good at welding anymore
What am I going to do, stick the metal together with fiat money and southern fairy magic?
Back to your office faggot
No, I'm a machinist. I've been trained in welding so i got asked to make a frame for something
I finish at 4 mate :^)
>be me, 23 years old, married
>On work trip to UK
>Rape and murder a business partner's wife
>Locked in UK prison for 14 years
>Get fucked in the ass in prison
>Finally come out of prison
>Wife waited for me
>Doesn't know I took nigger dick and am now a dirty pidor
>FIVE interviews this week for a job(charity, bank, bar, hotel, marketing)
fuck me mates im drowning.
But I really need the money for drugs and nightclubbing so whatevs.
>Quit jobseekers because I dont need the money and I had enough of their degrading shit
>Mother doesn't even know
>She was the one that made me go on.
I do volunteering and so she thinks I go to my meetings on the same day.
I know that feel senpai, just look at this sexy unkempt bastard.
>was hoping to order from my favorite non pizza place
>they don't deliver on tuesdays for some reason
>can't order pizza as already had 2 this week
>no other "healthy" food option in my area
>have to go shopping as no food in the house
there goes my cosy day in the flat
What sort of stuff do they ask though? I can't really ask or asnwer questions about the company since there's no company. Would it just be stuff like 'why an apprenticeship' and 'why this subject'?
I was a wagecuck for a few years in the field of my degree. I worked my ass off and saved everything to the point my wife almost left me for being a jew with my money. Now we are 32 years old, own a super successful network installation company, and travel the world on a regular basis. My son is 3 and has seen more countries than most people ever will. (Oh how I wish passport stamps were still a thing)
Mfw all the wagecucking paid off because I'm now 32 and practically retired.
Trying Modafinil for the first time today lads, got a 2000 word essay due in tomorrow.
Anyone have any experiences/tips?
>tfw it's a ten minute walk to tescos but you're hungry now
>Describe a time you went above and beyond your duty
>Tell us about a time you challenged yourself
>What achievement are you most proud of?
>Tell us about a time you got especially good/bad service in a business/place/company like this
Any eastern european sub-humans here? I work in a cold chicken factory up to 60hours a week because soul crushing depression is killing me on daya off. Waiting for driving license to start working as a driver and later a lorry driver
>wear a nice slim fit shirt and a vest, be workin out
>pretend to be a super outgoing chad
>apply for events and marketing(no street sales/door to door shit)
>somehow hit it off with the manager that I like cooking and food(i don't)
>he likes my CV experience and thinks I can get the skills needed to boss around in the new offices they are expanding
fuck me, pretending to be a normie and lying is really working mates.
2nd interview I'll be out for 5 hours in some event with another manager and see how things go and I'll get the info on progresson, travel compensation and other BS.
Really want to be the overpaid fag doing nothing in the office half the time and enjoying the good life the other half.
Even if it fails I have 4 other job interviews lined up I had to stagger them and make shit up to not conflict.
His manifesto is hilarious, he was an absolute madman.
He filled a water pistol with orange juice or something and drove around in his BMW squirting couples and normie women.
A real human bean
Not done modafinil but I have done adrafinil which is converted to modafinil in the body. Not sure if it was the dosage but it just made me tired for a few hours then just put me in a good mood for another few without really giving me motivation.
Where did you get yours?
Anons I don't know what to do, I feel like I've fucked my life up, I fucked up my a levels managed to get into uni on a foundation course and then dropped out in my second year. This is thanks to my mental problems which I'm finally starting to get help for but I feel like it's too late and there's nothing I can do at this point. Can anyone offer any advice
No one fucking cares mate
Pic related, its you
Don't worry friendo, I dropped out of Uni too. There are a ton of options still available to you, especially if you're young. You could study at a local college or see about getting an apprenticeship.
As long as you're not in debt with loansharks, homeless, have AIDs or got a girl pregnant, you haven't fucked your life up.
Best piece of advice my father gave me was "Young men have a fear of fucking up all the time, old men feel regret for not doing the things they wanted to do when they were young men because they feared they would fuck up"
Basically you just have to ask yourself what you want to do. Right now, what do you want to do with your life?
Er, um, what if you don't know what to do with your life?
Have you thought about travelling? You may find something you like.
Go on the WorkAway website and find something there. I did nothing from the ages of 17 (dropped out of college at the start of my A-Levels) to 22. I worked some shitty job at Sainsbury's dealing with morons almost every day. You never truly despise the general public until you have to serve them on a checkout and have them speak to you like you're a piece of shit.
I hated it, I thought about killing myself literally every single day while I drank alone in my room and played videogames. A guy I know referred me to that site and I found some silly little thing in China working at a private school in a village for food and a bed.
I didn't really like children and the thought of going to a foreign country on my own was absolutely terrifying, I nearly cancelled but thought to myself "fuck it, I'm only going to kill myself if I stay here"
I originally planned to stay for a month but ended up staying a year. Absolutely loved it, I only had to work like 3 hours a day and it wasn't even work really. I would check the work and make sure they got the correct spelling and checked their pronunciation of words. We'd then play football and shit in the field and I'd wander around the nearby town and comfy spots.
I'm going back in the summer, I only came back to England for Christmas and I'm staying here a bit to get some money. I'm seriously thinking about just fucking off to China and not coming back, they are desperate for teachers, especially British people because we are the top tier and every parent there wants their kid to learn standard British English.
Anyway I've rambled on about this too much. You don't need to do teaching, that's just the example I used. You could build a fucking hut in Iceland or something if it's available on that site or a similar one. I just recommend doing something like that because it will definitely clear your head and make you feel more in control of your life.
Poleaboo was reminded today of how dehydration can lead to vivid dreams
He dreamed of being back at uni, he was returning a library book on a Sunday and he was asked for his ID. This worried him so he run away.
Anon was reminded today of how shit the Poleaboo meme is.
He daydreamed about killing the fucking autist who keeps shitposting in britfeel and /int/. This made his smile so he bought a pasty from Greggs.
Just set up an extra monitor on my PC and now I feel like a king
Thanks a lot for your reply pal. I'm browsing through the workaway site right now and it actually looks pretty cool.
Thanks for sharing your story too, it's encouraging and I'm glad you found yourself, as much as I hate that fucking phrase.
>how was your Christmas break
>"yeah it was alright... just... err... went out and... err... like... saw friends. This weather is shit isn't it"
>workmates thing I'm fucking special
>Study a bullshit arts subject
>Only get three essays a year
>Deadline for second essay arrives
>No way I'll be able to do it in time alone, take 200mg Adderall
>Shitpost at maximum efficiency all day and into the night
>Leave essay untouched
I'm not a very good brit. I actually hate curry and all indian food. I can't stand it and don't understand why the country seems to love it.
Mate, my local store is a 20 minute walk away. that's a 40 min round trip. I'll have to shower, get dressed, dry my hair. It's such a kerfuffle.
Right now I'm desperately coming up with reasons for why I should order a third pizza or burger this week. I can't find any. I'm going to have to get in the shower.
No problem man.
I personally still don't know what I want to do with my life but then again I'm only 24. If you asked me what I was doing with my life 3 or 4 years ago I'd probably be on the verge of tears and say "I don't know". If you ask me now I'll probably laugh and still say "I don't know"
It has lifted a huge weight off my back though, I've realised that you're never really too late to do anything and that 90% of your worries are about things you can't control. The best bit of advice my dad has given me is "It's better to be young and fuck up a bunch of times than be old and filled with regret because you didn't do the things you wanted to do"
Another thing about the working abroad idea is the fact that Britain is depressing as fuck. Seriously, I'm a fairly proud Englishman but my god, the country, the people and the weather just suck the life out of you. It's no wonder we built such a large empire, we were running away from everything.
I bet when they were looking for help to sail to the new world they were climbing all over each other to get on board.
>there's a good chance you'll die before we even get there
>fuck it, I'll take my chances
The hardest part about the working away is getting the funds for the flight. I picked China and the flights were about 700 quid but luckily I had the money from my depressing job. You don't need to go that far away though, plenty of places in Europe to fly to for like 40 quid.
I'm rambling again, I'm just posting all this for people like you and anybody else in this thread who is feeling the same way. I also hate the phrase "finding yourself" but it's true, some people do just need to find meaning and sometimes that involves leaving the country for a while, it's a shame basic bitches have ruined that phrase. The very last thing people in these threads should be worrying about is university or college, it's not as important as you may think.
>mfw he even dreams about running away at a library when they ask him for his card
Who /lunchtimepint/ here?
Two halfs of different real ales in spoony woonys before back to work.
Just woke up, eating my left over pizza from last night then gunna head down the shop to pick a few beers up then gunna get comfy and get drunk/playvidya/watch TV all day.
>why are you all so content with being depressed and giving up on life but then complaining about doing just that all day like you're as hopeless as a starving african child
It's actually like you don't understand depression
>How much of a ball ache was it organising everything?
Surprisingly easy. You message the host and tell them you're interested and tell them when you're thinking about going. They'll message you back and you just go from there. You can ask them questions and stuff, it's no different to arranging a meeting with a family member or friend somewhere.
It's a little daunting because it's in a foreign country but if you look at some of the reviews on these sites you can see that it's very easy.
>What qualifications do you need?
Really depends on what kind of volunteering you want to do. In the case of teaching English, basically nothing.
>speak clear English
>bonus points if you're actually English
If teaching in Asia
Officially they say you need a degree to get a full time paying job in China but it's China so it's total bullshit, there are so many ways around it. Again, I refer back to the "be white" point, it's your free pass. Japan and Korea are more strict though.
You don't need any qualifications for volunteering though unless they specifically say on the page. You don't need a work visa to do any of the stuff on the WorkAway site unless you want to get a paying job obviously. The host takes care of the visa for you and it can always be extended while you're there.
>How do you deal with not wanting to socialize?
Again, entirely depends on what you want to do. I spent the first couple of weeks in China not really speaking to anyone. Since the "work" was in the evening, I would just go for walks around the village and hop on the bus to town which cost the equivalent of 20 pence. Eventually I started speaking to others there and really opened up. I'm not a very social person but since they were from other countries it felt much more comfortable to me. People want to actually hear what you have to say since you're from Britain and the same goes for them, lots of great stories.
I don't but I guess I could make one after my lunch m8
/britfeel/ is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as NEETlife
The morning commute can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
Anon's got Papa John's he gets intimidated by the dirty chavs
They love a bit of it NEETlife
Who's that sperg lord marching... you should cut down on your NEETlife mate... get some
good boy points
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
Know what I mean
I get up when I want except on Tuesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dole office NEETlife
I put my trackies on, cuddle my Dakimakur and I think about leaving my lair NEETlife
I post on /r9k/ I sometimes post on /sp/ too it gives me a sense of enormous well being NEETLIFE
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit
Of my heart devoted to it NEETlife
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
It's got nothing to do with CV writing techniques you know
And it's not about you wagies who go round and round and round
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
I wish it more than you, the responses I get on 4chan are almost the only thing I live for anymore.
Filled with self loathing over the fact I enjoy giving tripfaggots attention.
I went to that one, the calendar on the website looks pretty open. The only problem with WorkAway is that you have to pay 20 something pounds per year to message the hosts. I understand why they do it though, they need to make money and it stops people from spamming the hosts.
English, you don't need any other language. You're basically a teaching assistant and help the main teacher (who will be fluent) to check the kids' work for spelling mistakes and help them pronounce words.
You pick up phrases quickly when you're surrounded by a new language.
just sharing a cool historic photograph of a pub crawl in bristol
WELL AFTER GETTING NO RESPONES FROM PAKIBOO 3RD PERSON I GUESS I HAVE MY NEW GIMMICK~
WHATS EVERYONE UP TO TODAY?~
I'M GOING TO THROW UP NOW DESU~
>tfw watching a 143 video playlist of gondola on youtube
The last few blogposts have basically just been chat tbf.
Shoutanon can fuck right off though
Doesn't anyone else think the UK is a complete shit hole, and want to leave?
I hate this fucking country so much, I hate the weather I hate the people, I hate having to queue up / sit in traffic every damn place I go in this tiny over crowded cesspool, I hate the ridiculous over the top political correctness.
I seriously DO NOT know why someone would actually want to live here, and choose it as a place to emigrate to.
The only redeeming feature I can think of is the ability to make money here. But as soon as I've made enough money here I'm getting the fuck OUT.
Shopping coming in an hour lads, digestive system is crushed by eating nothing but chocolate for 24 hours, can't wait to crack open a nong shim and some custard donuts, will be nice to have some fluids too
that's the plan, the problem is we live in a golden cage, we have none of the work ethic of say people like this
unless you want to teach english like a pleb and do something like start a business in another country, we really need to step out of our comfort zones and learn how to get shit done
>We have a Tray Wash Role Available with registrations Thursday 14.01.16 at 12.30pm. Please call to discuss on 02475 xxx xxx.
Poleaboo got this email from a recruiter today, too anxious to call
No need to be a cunt mate. Just wondered if anyone else had the same opinions of this shitty country.
On second thought though, I've asked in the wrong place haven't I. You guys love it here for the free government money.
Fucking parasites, another shitty thing to add to an already long list of shitty things about this country, fucking welfare leaches.
SHOUTTILDE SOESN'T WANT YOU IN THE COUNTRY OR THE THREAD~
The buses are fine, that place I linked has an easy network to understand since the town nearby is a popular tourist destination. I don't know about getting a car since I don't drive.
It's painfully slow so I doubt you'll be able to stream or download anything. I just took my tablet with two 128gb microsd cards filled with anime and a bunch of downloaded books. I never really bothered watching much since I liked to just walk around and chill out most of the time.
I was 23 then, I'm 24 now. I've been to other places but only for a week or two.
Prague is very nice, anon. Would recommend for a nice week away.
I disagree that this country is shit, it just gets very depressing sometimes if you stay in one place too long because everything feels the same and you feel like you're going nowhere.
Guys I'm seriously thinking of converting. I'm a Brit and I just want a pure woman to have a family with, I don't want to settle for some washed up roastie. Should I do it lads? I was raised Church of England but nobody seems to take Christianity seriously here.
>I've been lurking r/islam on reddit
Tippity top bait mate.
11 months, it was quite scary because I got the visa for 6 months and then applied for an extension VERY LATE and thought I was going to get bollocked by the authorities. The people at the school really helped me out though and explained everything, probably told them I was a dumb foreigner in the process and everything was fine. They were just like "please remember next time, this is not a game"
>Who else here /tildefanclub/?
Welcome to the club mate.
I hate reddit as much as anyone else but it's where I got linked to that post first
>tfw been applying for shitloads of jobs
>just briefly scan the job description and hit 'one click apply' on the listing site
>tfw actually get invited to an interview
>tfw can't remember what the job was actually for
>tfw the job ad has expired so I can't read about it again
>tfw don't even know how much I'd get paid if I got it.
11 months with shitty internet? How did you survive that long!
How slow was it?
I'm seriously thinking of paying the 20 quid and messaging them but that's really off putting if it's slower then say 2mb/s
Joining ISIS actually looks quite fun. You get to hang out with loads of your mates in a big club and nobody judges you. You get to grow a big beard and play with gun in the desert and you get a designated gf.
The only down side is they don't let you get drunk or eat bacon. If they introduced some sort of British Catholic division where you were allowed to hang out with them but just get drunk and have pork too I'd be all in.
Haven't decided yet. It won't be for a few years once I save up enough money and it will depend on economies and job prospects at the time. Portugal is near the top of the list, as well as Gibraltar/Costa Del Sol. I might be moving to Amsterdam next year for a bit so i'll see if that is any good but I doubt it'd be a long term plan as I want somewhere cheap and warm.
Outside of cheap and warm I've always thought about moving somewhere cold and remote like Iceland, Greenland or Alaska because my dream is just to live in the countryside and be left alone. But that is very unrealistic
Australia or NZ would be on the cards as I have family there however I find it to be too similar to what I am trying to leave from..
Well it's China m8, their internet is fucked if you want to connect to western piggu things.
As >>25696593 said though, I went there to escape my shitty life in the UK for a while. I also only intended to go for a month but enjoyed it so much that I stayed longer so the thought of having shitty internet past that point didn't even factor into my decision.
Depending on the type of person you are, it's not too hard living without using the internet, especially in a place as beautiful as that. It's actually quite nice to not have an excuse to sit in front of the screen, I'm going to sound like a proper fucking normie here but it's liberating when you find something to do that doesn't involve a computer or something online.
Now that I've returned to the UK I have been on 4chan every single day. When it's there and available you can't imagine living without it but when it's not there I dunno, you just stop caring after a while.
>Joining ISIS actually looks quite fun
Until you're given a suicide vest and told to walk into a market with it on or some drone flies over you at the speed of sound and tears your Toyota in half while you scream in the sand with your legs blow off.
Gibraltar is a shithole. Imagine London but with high humidity, more chavs and the smell of rubbish everywhere.
>Gibraltar is a shithole. Imagine London but with high humidity, more chavs and the smell of rubbish everywhere.
Really? Thanks for the heads up. I imagined it was just like Spain but people spoke English too.
There's a really good market there for underage prostitutes so I was quite keen on that. I also took some cookery lessons and can now make some amazing Chinese food better than the take away.
Yeah I went there with my parents when I was 16. We went to portugal then drove to spain and then onto gibraltar.
Maybe it could have changed by now but I doubt it. The people there were the same sort of people you'd find in Ibiza, Benidorm, Magaluf etc. Trashy cunts and the place just felt dirty. Wouldn't recommend at all.
Went swimming in the river, went on walks around the place, visited the nearby town which is great because it's kinda touristy so pretty much everyone speaks english, bike rides, drank with the other volunteers there, wrote a bit.
I felt much more confident there. I was "The Brit" instead of "Autismo number 664456" like in the UK. Speaking to foreign women is easy since they actually want to hear what you have to say. The hosts are cool too, I'd help them out with stuff if I couldn't be bothered to go to town.
It's not for everyone but for me it was far better than my life in England. I'd much rather be bored over there than bored over here.
Why are costcutter sandwiches/baguettes so shit? Tescos, sburrys, asda can all do an okay sandwich but costcutter. Holy fuck, they are always rock hard and taste of shit.
This is going to sound like a really stupid question, but I head that the Chinese have a very idealistic vision of white people and if you don't meet it you won't get hired as easily. I'm balding pretty early, so if I went over with a shaved head and/or beard would that work against me?
>Bilardi's attack was unsuccessful, killing only himself.
I wouldn't, I've read that they think it looks weird and intimidating but it could vary by region
I went clean shaven but then grew it out and they didn't give a shit
Are you a social person?
I get pretty bad social anxiety and doubt I'd be 'the interesting brit' there
I just want out of this depressing place I'm in now but I don't know if I'd cope well in China
Are the other volunteers turbo normies who exchange anecdotes about times with there friends all day? I couldn't do that and doubt I'll last very long if they were
It will be extremely painful, but you can do it
Got a 39 on my driving theory mock, rising by 1 point every day
Not looked for any jobs
No update on my brief collecting my possessions - Very mad
Need to get some natural sunlight but it's too late now
>have been asked to retrieve all bowls/plates/cups/knives/forks/spoons from my room today
>nearly 5pm, still haven't done it
Just can't be arsed to do anything these days
Who /nomotivation/ here?
This. Although it might be worth it anyway. I really need to do something, and this seems a super easy way to go about doing just that.
In other news I have created the greatest hearthstone deck ever.
I got rejected by my crush of 2 months on saturday lad
Went out with the boyyss from my course yesterday though, don't know why I got invited but also got a few drinks. Poleaboo should get heavily drunk often, maybe once every 2 days, best feeling itw.
I learnt a good lesson, if you're interested in a girl you have to ask straight away. There was a time she was interested in me, smiling at me etc, complimenting me on looks, starting the conversation. I even stayed in her room for 4 hours once, watching a show with her UNDER A BLANKET on her bed.
Don't ever play yourself, I should've made my move straight away, it should've taken me 1 week to tell her. 2 months is a shit tier crush, clearly shows that I am a sweaty mongoloid that I let it go on for that long.
I feel really stuffed up, I went out for japanese food with a really cute boy yesterday and I must of looked so gross, eating spicy ramen whilst being really sick wasn't a great idea
Nope, sorry. The tilde fan club will only get bigger.
it was in the middle of exams, that was the last time we were alone together too, I felt I was losing quick so I just decided to ask, she didn't want to meet alone again for another 2 weeks.
>are you a social person?
Not really, I never go out when I'm in the UK because everyone seems very direct and I have to maintain a fake persona to get by. Interacting with people feels forced and you're just another random person with nothing interesting to say, at least I am anyway. I don't really have any interesting anecdotes or stories about how I "banged this proper fit lass and then my m8s steve, steven, stevie and stevester walked in on me, then we went to nandos after I kicked her out, absolute madmen!"
Over there however it was just different. Everyone there when I went was travelling alone so it wasn't like there was a big group of friends that hustled together or anything like that. It feels relaxed and you dont feel pressured into doing anything, as I said earlier, I didnt really talk to anybody at first because I was nervous but you just sort of get going out of nowhere. I went to town one day and before I left a Norweigan guy was like "hey, mind if I catch the bus with you?" and we talked about all sorts of stuff like videogames and movies.
You're automatically interesting to a lot of foreigners since they want to know all about our country. The chinese people especially, they just like hearing us speak about literally anything. You can then just ask them a bunch of questions until you feel more relaxed and confident.
It doesn't happen immediately but once you get comfy, it's like paradise.
There was a good mix of some normies (they were pretty much all girls) and people who were awkward/didn't talk much. Nobody pressured them into speaking or pestered them since everyone is from a different country and it would be weird to do that. Everyone was super polite.
Perhaps to some people in this thread I would be classed as a social person but I definitely don't feel like it. I don't really have anyone that I'd consider a friend in the UK, I spend most of my time alone.
is this what female attraction looks like then?
Thank YOU for the mention of that gondola playlist, wherever you may be.
You don't ask, you go in. If you're not sure you can kiss then touch her hair and make eye contact. That's always a safe bet and can lead to a kiss. No poleaboo, that doesn't include rape you fucking autist.
Smooth senpai, you gotta be smooth with girls.
I try to mate, There have been times when I've clearly upset her and not felt good, but I almost feel glad that she won't bother me and drag up stupid emotions
But it seems like she's picked a particularly nasty chad who treats her like shit at times. I can't tell if she uses me for attention or genuinely needs my friendship. I know she doesn't like being ignored when she texts about mundane things.
>tfw you're the shoulder to cry on or a best friend
>tfw you can't tell the difference
>messaging chubby girl
>really boring conversation
>think, fuck it, just message her "you wanna hang out with my penis"
>she actually says yes
I'm actually gonna do it boys. Nervous as fuck.
Kissed a couple of the grills and had some mutual touching but didn't fuck any of them.
There was a Swedish girl who clearly wanted my dick because she kept touching my hand and leg when laughing at the table. She kept calling me Doctor Who and I fucking hate that tumblr show, she was also kinda ugly.
Normie friend dragged me to a nightclub. I just went around insulting women until I got bored and picked off a chubby straggler.
I did a full George Costanza and I'm doing the complete opposite of what I normally do, I'm just pretending to be an Alpha.
I know it's asking a lot but could you make a throwaway skype so i can ask for advice when talking to the school and such and also ask just another general questions i might think of?
no worries if not
Lads, I lost my virginity last saturday and it's been left this feeling of guilt that has been growing ever since. I feel really bad now and definitely regret it, I never thought I'd say this but I miss being a virgin. Pic related, the ham beast I lost it too
I fucking love being British
>Watching Pointless with a brew
>About to get dinner on whilst listening to local radio football phone-in
>Having faggots, chips and mushy peas tonight
>Will go for a few in the local this evening
>Walk back in the icy cold
>Return to a warm, snug house and get the kettle on before bed
in first school. I said to this paki girl lets have sex.
that didn't go well.
I had to stay in every break and write lines alone at this table for like a month.
fuck ever going near them again.
Thanks for making the thread feel super comfy too.
I literally am eating faggots tonight. I will be filling my mouth with faggots. Faggots will be exiting my ass tomorrow morning
Mr Brains Faggots. Finest cuisine I think you will find
I'm not sure what else I could tell you about it. Talking to the school is just over emails and they're not really looking for anything in particular, it's not like an interview or anything.
If you can speak english and you're not banned from china for some reason, you're fine. Bonus if you're white, I think they'd be a bit funny if you weren't. It's all pretty self explanatory on the site, anything else I could tell you would just be more stories of what happened while I was there to be honest.
Ouch, at least you got it over with though, now you wont be stuck in the eternal loop and any sexual experience from now on can only be better.
My birthday turned out exactly like one of those cringe pics of the cake with the single candle.
Dual monitors = maximum comfort
(also, post your screencaps lads, no cheating now...)
>tfw don't actually have a waifu
Where and how does one obtain a waifu?
I don't think theres anything that can incriminate me.
Watch more anime and rewatch series you like a lot
Play some visual novels's, persona is basically a visual novel.
>I only watch porn if I'm wanking
Me too, mate
Yeah I knew you were a filthy netdecker.
Sometime I think I'm bipolar, feel pretty good at the minuet 2bh, like the feel when MDMA is just kicking in
Agency people finally got back to me and off to JC on Thursday without fear of sanction so it's all good, interview at Mcd's on friday so hopefully they put me on those comfy slow part time night shifts
>it's a poleaboo starts posting about the polish girls episode
>working 72 hours this week
WEW LADS. Getting that dosh.
>arrange a meet up with someone over 4chin /britfell/
>get robbed by sandy noggers/dindoos
The perfect crime 2bh
Faggots are bang on. Essentially a soft, squishy meatball made from offal and onions served in thick gravy.
A delicacy in the Black Country (Amerifags think we mean niggers)
I know the poo in loo stuff is probably just a meme but I went into the toilet at work today and an indian guy just left the cubicle. I went in after to get tissue and he'd literally just wiped his arse and thrown the shitty toilet paper all over the floor. I mean there was a fucking mound of shitty toilet paper, I work in an office aswell so its not even like the punjabis here are uneducated. fucking disgusting desu lads, started to think the universal paki label for any shitkins is v. appropriate.
Graduated this summer, now working a shit internship and living back at home where all my old friends have moved away and all my uni friends have either gone travelling or working high-flying business jobs in London. My life has gone from actually enjoyable to completely pathetic in 6 months and I see no escape. Anyone else in this boat?
I would have but I dont know his name, he works on the floor below and I suspect he comes up because our toilet isn't as busy and he knows he'll get called out. probably the same person who keeps stealing entire packs of toilet paper and soap.
>mfw I CHOSE to do it because I want to earn more money
>mfw I'll earn more this week than any NEET will in 6 months
Makes me laugh when NEET's are like
>lol fucking wagecucks, why the fuck are you out in the world earning money and enjoying your life, you should be sitting at home everyday earning pennies and being miserable
Not even mad, desu.
My job is easy as fuck and I enjoy the company of the people I work with.
I get TONS of time off and normally only work 3 days per week and STILL earn good money.
Fuck right off, retard.
I'm here all the time man. I'd feel bad if I made a skype because I'd end up never signing in like I do with steam.
>tfw the closest thing I have to friends are on steam but I wont sign in because it's too much stress
That's how miserable my life is while I'm in the UK. I can't maintain a conversation through an online chat, it's weird. It's the same reason I appear offline whenever I play videogames
what about all the freedom they get? they can browse r9k for 9 hours a day while you work, they can decide what anime figurines they can buy with this months benny money(provided they've only had 1 takeaway that month)
Nice one, retard. No wonder you can't get a job.
>can't possibly deliver a comeback
>has to resort to LOL SHUTUP DICKHEAD
Thanks for letting me know I won.
I know those feels anon
Are you a happy go lucky kind of guy?
I'm pretty lonely, desperate and depressed right now and i feel like i could get to china and feel exactly the same but even worse cos people would be creeped out by it.
I work 3 days and get nearly a week off. Earning good money, tons of time off and having an easy job. Sounds like freedom to me.
NEET's aren't free. They're slaves in their own head.
>tfw need to clean out computer and re apply heat sync but just can't be bothered detaching yourself from life for an hour
I know, I was joking about how in all the wagecuck threads neets go on about how much freedom they have when in reality they only leave their room once or twice a day to piss/shit and maybe grab some processed food provided there's no one in the kitchen.
>projecting this hard
I think it's your life that's a joke, buddy.
They try and justify it so hard because if not they will just break down. They are fully aware of how shit their life is. Like the guy above, they project like fucking crazy.
>lol ur so ugly
>lol ur life is fucking shit
>lol ur such a slave
Not really, I went a bit when I first came, its not really my thing. Drinks are kind of expensive too.
Kind of wanted to go to sin at least once, fate seems to have conspired to stop me.
Jesus fucking christ lad, where was the projection there, stop memeing for once in your life and try and think of something original to say
>like the guy above
Mate I've been employed from the day I left uni, probably earn just as much if not more than you, I just don't feel the need to come on the internet and push it in peoples faces as some sadistic way of validating my existence
If it wouldn't be too weird you could come with me and my housemates during re-freshers if you wanted to experience it. Sin is a lot cheaper than Wind Street, especially Fiction. Fuck Fiction.
>only have light hair
>barely any hair on balls
>get ingrown hair in same place
>every fucking time
Literally so painful I can't walk without putting a plaster on the cunt.
Seems pointless, can't finish and enjoy a game that quickly
Poleaboo can take his time, enjoy everything in life to its fullest, that's what being NEET is all about, living on your own time
It's not pointless. You can play more than one game at a time you know. Some I might not finish because I grow bored of them, others I will play for months.
I can also take my time. I'm barely ever at work.
Explain to me how you're enjoying life to the fullest if you don't have a life?
But your life is a joke, you're on the internet bragging about your employment status, picking at grammatical errors and acting like conversation/arguments are a game, your posts are all I need to come to that conclusion
I was defending myself. Blame the NEET that referred to me as a slave. I didn't come straight out with ''oh my life is this and my job is that'' but the NEETs brought it upon themselves.
You were not called a slave, you extrapolated to come to that conclusion. I think your probablly hyper sensitive to the fact your working like a dog and have self doubt. Thus, you come here for validation or simply to stand on your soap box and extol the virtues of being a wagecuck to start arguements.
I was depressed and lonely when I left to go there, combine that with a long flight and I arrived thinking I made a mistake.
Within a week I was fine. The first week was rough because it's so new. Like the first day of a new school or job, your heart races so fast and it feels kinda bad but the hosts were so nice, I can't stress that enough.
Definitely wouldn't describe myself as happy go lucky at all, I'm quite cynical. If something is good I'm normally the first one to pick it apart and focus on all the negative things.
Also remember that you're not making any commitment, you're not signing a contract. You could try it and think "fuck, this is definitely not what I want" and leave. Two people did it while I was there, they just didn't like it. The biggest loss is the expense, always go with more than enough money. Think of how much you need and then add 50 percent.
It's not cheap but I can't recommend it enough. When you say that you're worried that you'll just feel the same, have you considered a similar thing in Europe? You could do the same thing and the flights will only cost like 60 or 70 quid instead of 600 or 700.
You could get a taste for that sort of thing and if you like it, go further to places like Asia.
I said I was referred to as a slave.
That's how slaves used to talk, if you didn't know, friend.
>posts a pic of slaves
Yeah, not implied at all.
Also, like I said, I CHOSE to do the extra hours because I'm not scared of working for my money.
You're a sociopath.
The flight there was 500 and then my flight back was 450 however that was only because I didn't plan how long I wanted to go for so I ended up buying two one way tickets. You can get return tickets for like 550 if you book a couple of months in advance, possibly even cheaper. I really fucked myself on the flight situation but I had a lot saved so I didnt care at the time.
I took 600 pounds worth of their currency with me. Since food, accomodation and beer are taken care of you barely spend anything.
For a meal in one of the resteraunts it's only like 3 or 4 quid if you want something different. What the hosts were cooking was fine though, very nice. I mostly spent money on beer in some of the bars and dumb little knick knacks
A time machine so she can go back and not have the crushing failure that is you.
F.u.l.l. s.t.o.p./.P.e.r.i.o.d. i.s. d.r.i.n.k.i.n.g. P.e.p.s.i.
Yep. Accomodation is the biggest expense while abroad, followed by food and alcohol. When all of those are taken care of for you then you basically don't need to spend anything.
11 months was quite a long time though, when I go back it's going to be for 6 months and I'm going to be more less conservative with my money.
piano stole yer gf
What do you think of my new chinese cartoon figure lads?
>only suspended by one leg with no support beam
Keep that thing in a cool dark place lad, or she'll go crazylegs soon
SHE LOOKS VERY PRETTY~
XBONE IS SHIT~
All the games I really play on PC don't really need that much graphics though and >>25701648 I like the exclusives the Xbone has, especially the backwards compatibility it now has with Xbox 360 downloadable games