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second day of wagecucking edition
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>tfw in love with a fictional character
>not even a furry
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>>25690583

who else woke up with a really dry mouth? woke up about 5ish and couldn't be assed to go back to sleep.
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who else here /doesntwanttogetoutofbed/?

I wish I wasn't always tired desu~
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>>25691036
literally everyday famalama
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>>25691036
>tfw up all night and have to go to dentist in few hours
>tfw tired as fuck now
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>>25690604
what character?
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>tfw no psycho robots in the uk
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>>25691114
there are, they just can't get thier hands on guns.

thank fuck for that
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>>25691114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFfA04JyPEY

Oh yeah, that's nice.
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Morning lads, it's fucking cold here, forgot to put the heating on last night, glad to go to wagekeking to leech all their warmths 2bh
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Wagekeking again today lads. Im not even very good at welding anymore
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>>25691798
Sounds like a fair deal. You leach their warmth, while they leach your soul. Actually no, that's not a fair deal at all.
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still tripping to be honest lads
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>>25691826
welding in 2016?
you must be up north
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>>25691826
I've never seen a non chav in welding. Are you a chav?
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>>25691826

tick tock wagie, the clock will take a long time to reach 5!
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>>25691874
What am I going to do, stick the metal together with fiat money and southern fairy magic?

Back to your office faggot

>>25691889
No, I'm a machinist. I've been trained in welding so i got asked to make a frame for something

>>25691895
I finish at 4 mate :^)
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>>25692023

Then at four you go home to your run down house, eat a depressing Northern pie and watch Corrie. Being Northern is worse than death.
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>>25692084
I have the internet why would i watch a shite soap

>tfw when most affordable housing in britain

>tfw most miserable town in Britain
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>>25691895

>amerishit memes
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>>25692023
>No, I'm a machinist.
doesn't help your non chav credentials mate.
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>be me, 23 years old, married
>On work trip to UK
>Rape and murder a business partner's wife
>Locked in UK prison for 14 years
>Get fucked in the ass in prison
>startingtolikeit.jpg
>Finally come out of prison
>Wife waited for me
>Doesn't know I took nigger dick and am now a dirty pidor
>What do?
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>>25692246
Well my mum has a job, i don't like forsters or stella and i don't have a qt slag gf
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>>25692283
Meme somewhere else. Thats what you should do.
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>>25692283

Someone just posted this in another thread but it was a Russian guy.
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>>25692283
Reddit tier mate.
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>FIVE interviews this week for a job(charity, bank, bar, hotel, marketing)

fuck me mates im drowning.

But I really need the money for drugs and nightclubbing so whatevs.
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>>25692420

>>/brit/

This is now an original post
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>>25692420
>for drugs and nightclubbing
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>Quit jobseekers because I dont need the money and I had enough of their degrading shit
>Mother doesn't even know
>She was the one that made me go on.

I do volunteering and so she thinks I go to my meetings on the same day.
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>>25692493

Does mummy pay for everything? Does mummy make cummy?
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>>25692493
>I do volunteering

Wage slaving for free then.
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>>25692493
>volunteering
rather be going to the meetings
at least you get paid
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Had sex again last night, chaps.

It was pretty gay.
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>>25692568

Another CL man whore? Green text
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>>25692593
Same guy as the night before matey
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>>25692447

>being a permavirgin social outcast

c'mon
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>>25692668
That's literally who this board is for. If you aren't one of us why would you even come here?
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>>25692717

its for people in the uk is it not?
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>>25692668
>Wasting valuable drugs in a shit night club
>OMG LADS SO WRECKED LAST NIGHT POPPED A MOLLY LOLOLOLOLOL

None fucking cares chad. Leave.
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>>25692737
on /r9k/
think you should do a bit more lurking next time, your thread is >>>/int/brit
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>gf is so racist even I'm getting a little uncomfortable
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>>25692803
sounds like she's insecure about craving black dick
you're getting cucked
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Man coming to plaster near my sink later. Not sure how much I'm expected to talk to him. Is it a bit unacceptable to just ignore him completely?
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>>25692884
Let him get on with it, offer a cup of tea every couple of hours.
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>>25692737
No, that's /brit/ on /int/ you fucking reatrd.
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>tfw apprenticeship application denied
What a scam, literally just looking for cheap labour they can turn a profit on through 'training' costs.
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>>25692884
>>25692905
Give him a biccy as well and he'll be grateful for it
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>>25693139
he's not a dog...
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>poleaboo will never be your boyfriend

why even live?
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>>25690583
I've got a Funeral to attend and Homelessfig found a fucking job in IT support and is now a wagecuck
>tfw i'm less employable than a violent homeless loli man
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>>25693240
I know that feel senpai, just look at this sexy unkempt bastard.
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>>25693168
>implying proles aren't subhuman
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>was hoping to order from my favorite non pizza place
>they don't deliver on tuesdays for some reason
>can't order pizza as already had 2 this week
>no other "healthy" food option in my area
>have to go shopping as no food in the house

there goes my cosy day in the flat
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Got an interview in 3 hours with an apprenticeship company, I don't even know what to expect since it's not like I'm going to be working for them.
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I don't even do anything at work anymore. I spend the whole day just playing on my phone. I wonder how long it will take to get sacked.
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>>25693476
depends on what you're job is
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>>25693496
Just data entry shit
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>>25693446
Treat it like a normal interview. They forward your details on.

What happened with me through gen2
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>>25693679
probably could get away with it longer than you think.
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>>25693801
What sort of stuff do they ask though? I can't really ask or asnwer questions about the company since there's no company. Would it just be stuff like 'why an apprenticeship' and 'why this subject'?
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>>25693852
Mostly personal stuff, what your hobbies are, where you see yourself in 5 years, whether you live with your girlfriend or parents, what kind of work you'd like to be doing etc.
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>>25693363
Curries are quite healthy, the spicy ones give your digestive system a thorough clean.
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>>25693936
This.

They'll also ask about previous experience that's applicable to your favored trade.

I just lied and said i knew how to repair my push bike
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>>25693936
"I'm a virgin who lives with my mam and shitposts on 4chan all day"

exciting
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>>25693971
IT, did humanities throughout GCSE and A level, wew lad this is going to be a tough sell.
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>tfw finally get the chance to move out of mum's house
>she's 65 and will need care soon
fml
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>>25694018
I failed computer science, physics and chemistry through sixthform and i managed it.
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>>25694021
Get her to sign the house over to you now or she'll need to pay for the care
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>>25694021
I thought I'd be free but being the only child I had to have her move in with me.
The only thing that's changed is I'm the one going to work now.
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Forgot my soup lads. Only having sarnies for lunch.
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I was a wagecuck for a few years in the field of my degree. I worked my ass off and saved everything to the point my wife almost left me for being a jew with my money. Now we are 32 years old, own a super successful network installation company, and travel the world on a regular basis. My son is 3 and has seen more countries than most people ever will. (Oh how I wish passport stamps were still a thing)

Mfw all the wagecucking paid off because I'm now 32 and practically retired.
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Trying Modafinil for the first time today lads, got a 2000 word essay due in tomorrow.
Anyone have any experiences/tips?
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>>25693936
what do you say for 'where you see yourself in 5 years'?

in this job getting some dollar billz?
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>>25693363
>tfw it's a ten minute walk to tescos but you're hungry now
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>>25693852
>Describe a time you went above and beyond your duty
>Tell us about a time you challenged yourself
>What achievement are you most proud of?
>Tell us about a time you got especially good/bad service in a business/place/company like this
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Any eastern european sub-humans here? I work in a cold chicken factory up to 60hours a week because soul crushing depression is killing me on daya off. Waiting for driving license to start working as a driver and later a lorry driver
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>wear a nice slim fit shirt and a vest, be workin out
>pretend to be a super outgoing chad
>apply for events and marketing(no street sales/door to door shit)
>somehow hit it off with the manager that I like cooking and food(i don't)
>he likes my CV experience and thinks I can get the skills needed to boss around in the new offices they are expanding

fuck me, pretending to be a normie and lying is really working mates.

2nd interview I'll be out for 5 hours in some event with another manager and see how things go and I'll get the info on progresson, travel compensation and other BS.

Really want to be the overpaid fag doing nothing in the office half the time and enjoying the good life the other half.

Even if it fails I have 4 other job interviews lined up I had to stagger them and make shit up to not conflict.
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>>25694136
>a super successful networking company
hire me senpai
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>>25691512
His manifesto is hilarious, he was an absolute madman.

He filled a water pistol with orange juice or something and drove around in his BMW squirting couples and normie women.

A real human bean
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>>25694159
Not done modafinil but I have done adrafinil which is converted to modafinil in the body. Not sure if it was the dosage but it just made me tired for a few hours then just put me in a good mood for another few without really giving me motivation.
Where did you get yours?
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>>25694286
A mate got if off the internet, gave me a pill for free.
Did it about an hour ago and I juts feel a bit weird, could be placebo
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Anons I don't know what to do, I feel like I've fucked my life up, I fucked up my a levels managed to get into uni on a foundation course and then dropped out in my second year. This is thanks to my mental problems which I'm finally starting to get help for but I feel like it's too late and there's nothing I can do at this point. Can anyone offer any advice
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>>25694250
No one fucking cares mate
Pic related, its you
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>>25694385
Don't worry friendo, I dropped out of Uni too. There are a ton of options still available to you, especially if you're young. You could study at a local college or see about getting an apprenticeship.
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>>25694385
As long as you're not in debt with loansharks, homeless, have AIDs or got a girl pregnant, you haven't fucked your life up.

Best piece of advice my father gave me was "Young men have a fear of fucking up all the time, old men feel regret for not doing the things they wanted to do when they were young men because they feared they would fuck up"

Basically you just have to ask yourself what you want to do. Right now, what do you want to do with your life?
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>Thread is slow
>Make a post about tilde
>whole thread Starts arguing

works every-time lads
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>>25694421

>the mad chav strikes back

kek enjoy living in your parents basement fattie, meanwhile I'll enjoy my free hotel and food benefits and ez cash.
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>>25694442


Er, um, what if you don't know what to do with your life?
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>>25694462
Find someone that can help you, if you don't know after that just go into a job that you can make money out of.
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>>25694462
Have you thought about travelling? You may find something you like.

Go on the WorkAway website and find something there. I did nothing from the ages of 17 (dropped out of college at the start of my A-Levels) to 22. I worked some shitty job at Sainsbury's dealing with morons almost every day. You never truly despise the general public until you have to serve them on a checkout and have them speak to you like you're a piece of shit.

I hated it, I thought about killing myself literally every single day while I drank alone in my room and played videogames. A guy I know referred me to that site and I found some silly little thing in China working at a private school in a village for food and a bed.

I didn't really like children and the thought of going to a foreign country on my own was absolutely terrifying, I nearly cancelled but thought to myself "fuck it, I'm only going to kill myself if I stay here"

I originally planned to stay for a month but ended up staying a year. Absolutely loved it, I only had to work like 3 hours a day and it wasn't even work really. I would check the work and make sure they got the correct spelling and checked their pronunciation of words. We'd then play football and shit in the field and I'd wander around the nearby town and comfy spots.

I'm going back in the summer, I only came back to England for Christmas and I'm staying here a bit to get some money. I'm seriously thinking about just fucking off to China and not coming back, they are desperate for teachers, especially British people because we are the top tier and every parent there wants their kid to learn standard British English.

Anyway I've rambled on about this too much. You don't need to do teaching, that's just the example I used. You could build a fucking hut in Iceland or something if it's available on that site or a similar one. I just recommend doing something like that because it will definitely clear your head and make you feel more in control of your life.
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Poleaboo was reminded today of how dehydration can lead to vivid dreams

He dreamed of being back at uni, he was returning a library book on a Sunday and he was asked for his ID. This worried him so he run away.
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>>25694688
Anon was reminded today of how shit the Poleaboo meme is.

He daydreamed about killing the fucking autist who keeps shitposting in britfeel and /int/. This made his smile so he bought a pasty from Greggs.
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Just set up an extra monitor on my PC and now I feel like a king
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>>25694637

Thanks a lot for your reply pal. I'm browsing through the workaway site right now and it actually looks pretty cool.

Thanks for sharing your story too, it's encouraging and I'm glad you found yourself, as much as I hate that fucking phrase.
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>>25694712

>a pasty from greggs

That is brutal m8, i'm guessing you don't live in the Westcountry cos every fucking place does amazing homemade ones, Greggs is the last resort.
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>>25694927
Ooohhh Arrgghh, proper jawwwbbb
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>how was your Christmas break
>"yeah it was alright... just... err... went out and... err... like... saw friends. This weather is shit isn't it"
>workmates thing I'm fucking special
>tfw
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>Study a bullshit arts subject
>Only get three essays a year
>Deadline for second essay arrives
>No way I'll be able to do it in time alone, take 200mg Adderall
>Shitpost at maximum efficiency all day and into the night
>Leave essay untouched
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>>25693967
I'm not a very good brit. I actually hate curry and all indian food. I can't stand it and don't understand why the country seems to love it.

>>25694175
Mate, my local store is a 20 minute walk away. that's a 40 min round trip. I'll have to shower, get dressed, dry my hair. It's such a kerfuffle.

Right now I'm desperately coming up with reasons for why I should order a third pizza or burger this week. I can't find any. I'm going to have to get in the shower.
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>>25695041
Good luck mate, glad I'm not in your shoes desu
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>>25694804
No problem man.

I personally still don't know what I want to do with my life but then again I'm only 24. If you asked me what I was doing with my life 3 or 4 years ago I'd probably be on the verge of tears and say "I don't know". If you ask me now I'll probably laugh and still say "I don't know"

It has lifted a huge weight off my back though, I've realised that you're never really too late to do anything and that 90% of your worries are about things you can't control. The best bit of advice my dad has given me is "It's better to be young and fuck up a bunch of times than be old and filled with regret because you didn't do the things you wanted to do"

Another thing about the working abroad idea is the fact that Britain is depressing as fuck. Seriously, I'm a fairly proud Englishman but my god, the country, the people and the weather just suck the life out of you. It's no wonder we built such a large empire, we were running away from everything.

I bet when they were looking for help to sail to the new world they were climbing all over each other to get on board.

>there's a good chance you'll die before we even get there
>fuck it, I'll take my chances

The hardest part about the working away is getting the funds for the flight. I picked China and the flights were about 700 quid but luckily I had the money from my depressing job. You don't need to go that far away though, plenty of places in Europe to fly to for like 40 quid.

I'm rambling again, I'm just posting all this for people like you and anybody else in this thread who is feeling the same way. I also hate the phrase "finding yourself" but it's true, some people do just need to find meaning and sometimes that involves leaving the country for a while, it's a shame basic bitches have ruined that phrase. The very last thing people in these threads should be worrying about is university or college, it's not as important as you may think.
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>>25694282
i get poleaboo vibes from him from the whole 'this is an injustice, it isn't fair' thing.
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>>25694927
>retard backward west country mongs thinking its rocket science to put mince and vegetables in some pastry and cook it

Plebs
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>>25695071
He was a genuinely nice kid, what society did to him was unfair. He is literally blameless.
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>>25695096
We know it's you amir.
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>>25695071

Dinadoo doesn't have the testicular fortitude to do anything about his 'injustice'
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>>25694637
>>25695066

How much of a ball ache was it organising everything?
What qualifications do you need?
How do you deal with not wanting to socialize?
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>>25695115
>mfw he even dreams about running away at a library when they ask him for his card
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MORNINGPEASANTS, YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED
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Who /lunchtimepint/ here?

Two halfs of different real ales in spoony woonys before back to work.
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Afternoon gang!

Just woke up, eating my left over pizza from last night then gunna head down the shop to pick a few beers up then gunna get comfy and get drunk/playvidya/watch TV all day.

#NEETlyf
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>>25695188

#ladm8bantercheekyhalfepicwin

It made me smile how you called it Spoony Woonys though.
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>>25694159
What's the essay on? I'm a Lecturer. Don't take that shite.
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>>25695188
What job do you have that they let you drink at lunch time?
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>>25695066
I'm really excited from reading your posts. It gives me hope.

o you have a throwaway email or anything I could talk to you on?
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>>25695239

If it's so infuriating, why don't you just not read it?
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>>25695239
try reddit mate
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>>25695188
#LAD GO ON MATE CHEEKY BANTER PINT IN THE SPOONS XD
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>>25695239
>why are you all so content with being depressed and giving up on life but then complaining about doing just that all day like you're as hopeless as a starving african child

It's actually like you don't understand depression
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>>25695052
>>25695041
Alright, I'm going to do it. Getting in the shower and going to leave soon as I'm dressed and dried. No computer in between.

Anyone want anything?
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>>25695170
>>25695260

>trying this hard to be a gimmick

Just going to filter you now tbqh
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>>25695287
Best way is not reply to his posts at all senpai. Let him tire himself out.
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>>25693476
As a neat trying to become a wagekek, that job sounds cosy
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>>25695128
>How much of a ball ache was it organising everything?
Surprisingly easy. You message the host and tell them you're interested and tell them when you're thinking about going. They'll message you back and you just go from there. You can ask them questions and stuff, it's no different to arranging a meeting with a family member or friend somewhere.

It's a little daunting because it's in a foreign country but if you look at some of the reviews on these sites you can see that it's very easy.

>What qualifications do you need?
Really depends on what kind of volunteering you want to do. In the case of teaching English, basically nothing.
>speak clear English
>bonus points if you're actually English
If teaching in Asia
>be white

Officially they say you need a degree to get a full time paying job in China but it's China so it's total bullshit, there are so many ways around it. Again, I refer back to the "be white" point, it's your free pass. Japan and Korea are more strict though.

You don't need any qualifications for volunteering though unless they specifically say on the page. You don't need a work visa to do any of the stuff on the WorkAway site unless you want to get a paying job obviously. The host takes care of the visa for you and it can always be extended while you're there.

>How do you deal with not wanting to socialize?
Again, entirely depends on what you want to do. I spent the first couple of weeks in China not really speaking to anyone. Since the "work" was in the evening, I would just go for walks around the village and hop on the bus to town which cost the equivalent of 20 pence. Eventually I started speaking to others there and really opened up. I'm not a very social person but since they were from other countries it felt much more comfortable to me. People want to actually hear what you have to say since you're from Britain and the same goes for them, lots of great stories.

>>25695238
I don't but I guess I could make one after my lunch m8
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>>25695287
I'M JUST WAITING TILL I CAN TURN THE FILTER OFF, SHOUT ANON'S HERE TO STAY

NORMIES OUT

FAGGOTS OUT

UNLADS OUT

WAGEKEKS OUT

PAKIS OUT
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>>25692356
Do you or do you not wear le coq sportif?
Do you like football?

We need to know.
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>>25695170
Tilde is my king.
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>>25695356
FAT BULIMIC ROLEPLAYERS CAN NOT BE KING
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>>25695356

Tilde is my waifu
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>>25695083
If it's so easy, why are Greggs so shit?
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>>25695394
Can you actually explain why Greggs is shit?
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>>25695327
Could you link the place you applied at? Are there any jobs still going?

Playing football with the kids and shit sounds great to me.
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>>25695327
What language were you speaking to them in? English?
Sounds pretty nice actually, even if it is terrifying.
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>>25695239
link to this thread please I have a perfect response
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SHOULD I CHANGE MY GIMMICK?

SHOUT ANON COULD TALK ABOUT HIM SELF IN THE 3RD PERSON
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>>25695371
In the land of robots, the fat bulimic roleplayer is king
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/britfeel/ is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as NEETlife
The morning commute can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
NEETlife
Anon's got Papa John's he gets intimidated by the dirty chavs
They love a bit of it NEETlife
Who's that sperg lord marching... you should cut down on your NEETlife mate... get some
good boy points

ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE

Know what I mean
I get up when I want except on Tuesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dole office NEETlife
I put my trackies on, cuddle my Dakimakur and I think about leaving my lair NEETlife
I post on /r9k/ I sometimes post on /sp/ too it gives me a sense of enormous well being NEETLIFE
And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit
Of my heart devoted to it NEETlife

ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE

NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE

It's got nothing to do with CV writing techniques you know
And it's not about you wagies who go round and round and round
NEETLIFE
NEETLIFE

ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE


ALL THE NEETS
SO MANY NEETS
THEY ALL GO HAND IN HAND
HAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIR NEETLIFE
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OR SOMETHING MORE LIKE THIS?

WHO ELSE HERE /AFATCUNTWHOISNTCONTENTWITHJUSTNAMEFAGGIGNGANDAVATARFAGGINGBUTPUNTINA~TOO/?

I WISH I WASN'T ALWAYS AN ATTENTION SEEKER DESU~
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>>25695188
#letsgo4cheekynandosfordindins
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>>25695481
10/10 lyrics desu lad
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>>25695502

>that tilde

I knew you were tildeanon, it was so obvious.
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>>25695502
I wish it more than you, the responses I get on 4chan are almost the only thing I live for anymore.
Filled with self loathing over the fact I enjoy giving tripfaggots attention.
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>tfw no qt NEET to come live with me so we can watch films together all day and cuddle.
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>>25695548
YES... I'M TILDE FILTER ME UNDER THAT NAME TOO
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>>25695419
https://www.workaway.info/778385674191-en.html

I went to that one, the calendar on the website looks pretty open. The only problem with WorkAway is that you have to pay 20 something pounds per year to message the hosts. I understand why they do it though, they need to make money and it stops people from spamming the hosts.

>>25695428
English, you don't need any other language. You're basically a teaching assistant and help the main teacher (who will be fluent) to check the kids' work for spelling mistakes and help them pronounce words.

You pick up phrases quickly when you're surrounded by a new language.
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>>25695071
Literally all mass shooters/serial killers say that
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just sharing a cool historic photograph of a pub crawl in bristol
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>>25695220
The fuck is a lecturer doing here?
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WELL AFTER GETTING NO RESPONES FROM PAKIBOO 3RD PERSON I GUESS I HAVE MY NEW GIMMICK~

WHATS EVERYONE UP TO TODAY?~
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>>25695481
Pretty good desu senpai
Got me listening to the actual song now.
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>>25695652
You're a waste of oxygen
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>>25695679
I'M GOING TO THROW UP NOW DESU~
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>>25695679
stop replying to him for fuck sake
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>>25695634
with drums and military officers?
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>Make a few posts in the morning
>Get a bit of shit for being northern
>Just banter
>Check back a few hours later
>Blog posts and trip fags

Wtf lads
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>tfw watching a 143 video playlist of gondola on youtube
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>>25695784

The last few blogposts have basically just been chat tbf.

Shoutanon can fuck right off though
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Running out of quality street lads
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>applied for a software and web development apprenticeship
>they've put me in for an apprenticeship as a fucking QA tester
t-thanks
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>>25695787
I'm joining you. This is excellent.
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Need to put the heater on but my beds too comfy and warm to go into cold
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>>25695589
>we offer free beer
Fucking sold.

What's transport like over there?
Can you get a shitty car or something?
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Right lads need to get dressed and get down the shop ASAP as all the normies will be finishing work soon. I've really let my discipline slip. I am supposed to be home and dry by 3pm.
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>>25695589
What was the internet like? Could I watch 1080p streams for example? Can I download movies?

How old were/are you?
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Roll for bf

>>25695898
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Doesn't anyone else think the UK is a complete shit hole, and want to leave?

I hate this fucking country so much, I hate the weather I hate the people, I hate having to queue up / sit in traffic every damn place I go in this tiny over crowded cesspool, I hate the ridiculous over the top political correctness.

I seriously DO NOT know why someone would actually want to live here, and choose it as a place to emigrate to.

The only redeeming feature I can think of is the ability to make money here. But as soon as I've made enough money here I'm getting the fuck OUT.
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Shopping coming in an hour lads, digestive system is crushed by eating nothing but chocolate for 24 hours, can't wait to crack open a nong shim and some custard donuts, will be nice to have some fluids too
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>>25695858
>applied for a software and web development apprenticeship
kek, you won't into web or software dev without a portfolio or degree.
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>>25695924
Fuck off then, go to Russia or some other shithole

We don't want you
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>>25695924
that's the plan, the problem is we live in a golden cage, we have none of the work ethic of say people like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuzDyFquyqw

unless you want to teach english like a pleb and do something like start a business in another country, we really need to step out of our comfort zones and learn how to get shit done
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>Morning

>We have a Tray Wash Role Available with registrations Thursday 14.01.16 at 12.30pm. Please call to discuss on 02475 xxx xxx.

>Many Thanks

Poleaboo got this email from a recruiter today, too anxious to call
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>>25695979
No need to be a cunt mate. Just wondered if anyone else had the same opinions of this shitty country.

On second thought though, I've asked in the wrong place haven't I. You guys love it here for the free government money.

Fucking parasites, another shitty thing to add to an already long list of shitty things about this country, fucking welfare leaches.
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>>25696018
>"it's not my fault i can't get a job"
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>>25695972
time to become a welder, then
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>>25696046
I like the weather actually. Rain is kind of soothing if its not absolutely chucking it down.
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>>25696046
SHOUTTILDE SOESN'T WANT YOU IN THE COUNTRY OR THE THREAD~
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>>25695890
The buses are fine, that place I linked has an easy network to understand since the town nearby is a popular tourist destination. I don't know about getting a car since I don't drive.

>>25695912
It's painfully slow so I doubt you'll be able to stream or download anything. I just took my tablet with two 128gb microsd cards filled with anime and a bunch of downloaded books. I never really bothered watching much since I liked to just walk around and chill out most of the time.

I was 23 then, I'm 24 now. I've been to other places but only for a week or two.

>>25696046
Prague is very nice, anon. Would recommend for a nice week away.

I disagree that this country is shit, it just gets very depressing sometimes if you stay in one place too long because everything feels the same and you feel like you're going nowhere.
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>>25696238
>It's painfully slow
My hell, fuck that. I'm out.
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>>25696238
How long were you there for? (in China)
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Guys I'm seriously thinking of converting. I'm a Brit and I just want a pure woman to have a family with, I don't want to settle for some washed up roastie. Should I do it lads? I was raised Church of England but nobody seems to take Christianity seriously here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LongDistance/comments/3nujlf/we_faced_an_ocean_between_us_a_battle_to_win_the/
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Just realised my local uni doesn't require IT as an A Level to study Computer Science or anything realted to IT by the looks of it.
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>>25696389
A lot of uni's don't. Comp sci is more about maths than it is about the shit IT they teach you in school or at A levels.
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>>25696354

If you can't beat em....
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>>25696427
Mate that's ISIS, tbqh I've been lurking r/islam on reddit and I've never seen anyone approve of them.
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>>25696354
That guy does not look like a Brit.
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>>25696456
>I've been lurking r/islam on reddit
Tippity top bait mate.
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>used to hate tilde
>angryanon and shoutanon show up
>start to think tilde isn't so bad and is actually quite nice

Who else here /tildefanclub/?
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>>25696336
11 months, it was quite scary because I got the visa for 6 months and then applied for an extension VERY LATE and thought I was going to get bollocked by the authorities. The people at the school really helped me out though and explained everything, probably told them I was a dumb foreigner in the process and everything was fine. They were just like "please remember next time, this is not a game"
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>>25696497
>Who else here /tildefanclub/?
Welcome to the club mate.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR77LZoJ3uY

my theme song right now desu
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>>25696486
I hate reddit as much as anyone else but it's where I got linked to that post first

https://www.reddit.com/r/islam/comments/3mti8v/ive_often_complained_on_here_that_i_would_never/
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>tfw been applying for shitloads of jobs
>just briefly scan the job description and hit 'one click apply' on the listing site
>tfw actually get invited to an interview
>tfw can't remember what the job was actually for
>tfw the job ad has expired so I can't read about it again
>tfw don't even know how much I'd get paid if I got it.
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>>25696497
Reporting in senpai. Hes only posted once in the thread, thats the kind of humility I can get behind.
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>>25696503
11 months with shitty internet? How did you survive that long!

How slow was it?

I'm seriously thinking of paying the 20 quid and messaging them but that's really off putting if it's slower then say 2mb/s
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>>25695924
I think the UK is a shit hole senpai. I left before and I plan to leave again for good next time.
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>>25696354
I'm Paki Mus pham. Don't convert just for the women, no actual Muslim accepts someone who converts just to get married. You have to actually believe it
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>>25695481
Was hoping to get more (you)s for this to be honest family
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>>25696565
Noone here seems to appreciate creativity. Don't worry senpai, I thought it was pretty cool senpai
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>>25696565
here's your (You) famalamam
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>>25696540
The whole point would of going would be leaving the country getting out the house/off the internet and trying something new

I don't think this option is for you desu
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>>25696354
>they met irl two days before they got married

B E T A
E
T
A
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>>25696550
>I plan to leave again for good next time.
Where too?
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>>25696427
Joining ISIS actually looks quite fun. You get to hang out with loads of your mates in a big club and nobody judges you. You get to grow a big beard and play with gun in the desert and you get a designated gf.

The only down side is they don't let you get drunk or eat bacon. If they introduced some sort of British Catholic division where you were allowed to hang out with them but just get drunk and have pork too I'd be all in.
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>>25691477
yup, imagine if some of the retards, normies and robots over here had access to firearms. Fucking hell, it'd be chaos.
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>>25692283
fuck off with your memes twat
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>>25696594
i'm gonna PM this guy and see if he's still married lol, i doubt it

>>25696629
>joining ISIS
>fun
i know this is 4chan but jfc...
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>>25696599
Haven't decided yet. It won't be for a few years once I save up enough money and it will depend on economies and job prospects at the time. Portugal is near the top of the list, as well as Gibraltar/Costa Del Sol. I might be moving to Amsterdam next year for a bit so i'll see if that is any good but I doubt it'd be a long term plan as I want somewhere cheap and warm.

Outside of cheap and warm I've always thought about moving somewhere cold and remote like Iceland, Greenland or Alaska because my dream is just to live in the countryside and be left alone. But that is very unrealistic

Australia or NZ would be on the cards as I have family there however I find it to be too similar to what I am trying to leave from..
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>>25696540
>doesn't know difference between than/then
>wants to go teach english to people

Lol
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>>25696540
Well it's China m8, their internet is fucked if you want to connect to western piggu things.

As >>25696593 said though, I went there to escape my shitty life in the UK for a while. I also only intended to go for a month but enjoyed it so much that I stayed longer so the thought of having shitty internet past that point didn't even factor into my decision.

Depending on the type of person you are, it's not too hard living without using the internet, especially in a place as beautiful as that. It's actually quite nice to not have an excuse to sit in front of the screen, I'm going to sound like a proper fucking normie here but it's liberating when you find something to do that doesn't involve a computer or something online.

Now that I've returned to the UK I have been on 4chan every single day. When it's there and available you can't imagine living without it but when it's not there I dunno, you just stop caring after a while.

>>25696629
>Joining ISIS actually looks quite fun

Until you're given a suicide vest and told to walk into a market with it on or some drone flies over you at the speed of sound and tears your Toyota in half while you scream in the sand with your legs blow off.

>>25696687
Gibraltar is a shithole. Imagine London but with high humidity, more chavs and the smell of rubbish everywhere.
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I can't wait until my chav neighbour's window licker son dies so the council can force them to move out.
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>>25696724
>Gibraltar is a shithole. Imagine London but with high humidity, more chavs and the smell of rubbish everywhere.

Really? Thanks for the heads up. I imagined it was just like Spain but people spoke English too.
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>>25696724
>it's liberating when you find something to do that doesn't involve a computer or something online

so what kind of things would you get up to whilst you weren't teaching?
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>>25696739
There's a really good market there for underage prostitutes so I was quite keen on that. I also took some cookery lessons and can now make some amazing Chinese food better than the take away.
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>>25696497
there's more than one of us you fucking cretin
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I. a.m. F.u.l.l. s.t.o.p./.P.e.r.i.o.d............................................
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>tfw asda doesn't bring you nong shims
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>>25696797
what the fuck are nong shims? fucking brits are so faggy they make up baby shit words
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>>25696565
i didn't recognize the song
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>>25696817
park life
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>>25696797
Did he go bald really quick?

>>25696807
>being this angry
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>>25696807
>he doesn't know about meme noodles
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>>25696738
Yeah I went there with my parents when I was 16. We went to portugal then drove to spain and then onto gibraltar.

Maybe it could have changed by now but I doubt it. The people there were the same sort of people you'd find in Ibiza, Benidorm, Magaluf etc. Trashy cunts and the place just felt dirty. Wouldn't recommend at all.

>>25696739
Went swimming in the river, went on walks around the place, visited the nearby town which is great because it's kinda touristy so pretty much everyone speaks english, bike rides, drank with the other volunteers there, wrote a bit.

I felt much more confident there. I was "The Brit" instead of "Autismo number 664456" like in the UK. Speaking to foreign women is easy since they actually want to hear what you have to say. The hosts are cool too, I'd help them out with stuff if I couldn't be bothered to go to town.

It's not for everyone but for me it was far better than my life in England. I'd much rather be bored over there than bored over here.
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>>25696635
Poleaboo agrees. He would have had his justice.
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>>25696354
You're flushing your genes down the toilet. You would do better to not reproduce at all than to do it with an arab.
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>>25696829
>>25696835
fuck off don't you have polish dick to suck?
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How to get over my oneitis, familymembers?
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>>25696845
Arabs are Caucasoid
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>>25696845
I don't really care about the white heritage type stuff, I'm the type of person who finds Estelle hot
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>>25696807
Korean Ramyun
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Why are costcutter sandwiches/baguettes so shit? Tescos, sburrys, asda can all do an okay sandwich but costcutter. Holy fuck, they are always rock hard and taste of shit.
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Jake Bilardi > Elliot Rodger
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>>25696900
Because it's fucking Costcutter mate. They cut the costs by substituting mayonnaise for Polish factory worker jizz.
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>>25696839

This is going to sound like a really stupid question, but I head that the Chinese have a very idealistic vision of white people and if you don't meet it you won't get hired as easily. I'm balding pretty early, so if I went over with a shaved head and/or beard would that work against me?
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>>25696900
If they're always rock hard and taste of shit, why do you keep buying them??
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>>25696965
It's the closest store to me. It was raining, I had no umbrella either.
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>>25696944
>Bilardi's attack was unsuccessful, killing only himself.
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>>25696850
By making it the next step in your master plan.
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>>25696958
>shaved head
I wouldn't, I've read that they think it looks weird and intimidating but it could vary by region

>beard
I went clean shaven but then grew it out and they didn't give a shit
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>>25696850

Become a truly big guy but don't do it for her, you have to do it for you
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>>25696839
Are you a social person?

I get pretty bad social anxiety and doubt I'd be 'the interesting brit' there

I just want out of this depressing place I'm in now but I don't know if I'd cope well in China

Are the other volunteers turbo normies who exchange anecdotes about times with there friends all day? I couldn't do that and doubt I'll last very long if they were
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>>25696850
It will be extremely painful, but you can do it
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How is poleaboo doing today?
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>>25697248
See >>25696018

as pathetic as ever
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>buy 2 days worth of food
>eat it all in an hour

who /eatingistheonlyjoy/ here?
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Where do you see yourself in five years time?
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>>25697309
reporting in famalam, going to order an indian when a place opens in 19 minutes
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>>25696497
>>25696509
>>25696534
>>25696755

Atrocious same fagging lad.
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>>25697248
Got a 39 on my driving theory mock, rising by 1 point every day

Not looked for any jobs
No update on my brief collecting my possessions - Very mad

Need to get some natural sunlight but it's too late now
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>have been asked to retrieve all bowls/plates/cups/knives/forks/spoons from my room today
>nearly 5pm, still haven't done it

Just can't be arsed to do anything these days

Who /nomotivation/ here?
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>>25697326
Celebrating the fifth anniversary of you asking me this question
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Who here /feelingpoorly/?

I've got a nasty head ache lads. I also have a sore throat and a runny nose
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>>25697157
This. Although it might be worth it anyway. I really need to do something, and this seems a super easy way to go about doing just that.
In other news I have created the greatest hearthstone deck ever.
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>>25697458

Since last week, it just won't shift at all, finally on the downswing now though I think.
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>Finals soon
>Didn't study
Hunnid band hunnid band dropped on the head of any nig who want it man
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>>25697326
Either dead or finishing a compsci degree.
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>>25697408
I got rejected by my crush of 2 months on saturday lad

Went out with the boyyss from my course yesterday though, don't know why I got invited but also got a few drinks. Poleaboo should get heavily drunk often, maybe once every 2 days, best feeling itw.
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>>25697528
>crush of 2 months

Entry level crush
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>>25697410
Clean your room, thats disusting.
But yeah me too.
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>>25697528

>boyyss
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>>25697580
I learnt a good lesson, if you're interested in a girl you have to ask straight away. There was a time she was interested in me, smiling at me etc, complimenting me on looks, starting the conversation. I even stayed in her room for 4 hours once, watching a show with her UNDER A BLANKET on her bed.

Don't ever play yourself, I should've made my move straight away, it should've taken me 1 week to tell her. 2 months is a shit tier crush, clearly shows that I am a sweaty mongoloid that I let it go on for that long.
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>>25697458
I feel really stuffed up, I went out for japanese food with a really cute boy yesterday and I must of looked so gross, eating spicy ramen whilst being really sick wasn't a great idea
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>>25697395
Nope, sorry. The tilde fan club will only get bigger.
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>>25697612
I have about 5 bags worth of rubbish in my room mate, its getting out if control desu
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>>25697683
post chebs
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>>25697528
>crush of 2 months
friendzoned mate, need to act faster.
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>>25697736
see the other post
>>25697643
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>>25697763
>stayed in her room for 4 hours once, watching a show with her UNDER A BLANKET on her bed.
jesus fuck, you're pathetic to have fucked that one up.
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>>25697789
that was like 3 days before I asked her out though lol, I don't know what happened in those 3 days
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>>25697805
you don't "ask a girl out", you make a move on her
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>>25697834
it was in the middle of exams, that was the last time we were alone together too, I felt I was losing quick so I just decided to ask, she didn't want to meet alone again for another 2 weeks.
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>>25697834
Whats the difference between those two things senpai?
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>>25697157
>are you a social person?

Not really, I never go out when I'm in the UK because everyone seems very direct and I have to maintain a fake persona to get by. Interacting with people feels forced and you're just another random person with nothing interesting to say, at least I am anyway. I don't really have any interesting anecdotes or stories about how I "banged this proper fit lass and then my m8s steve, steven, stevie and stevester walked in on me, then we went to nandos after I kicked her out, absolute madmen!"

Over there however it was just different. Everyone there when I went was travelling alone so it wasn't like there was a big group of friends that hustled together or anything like that. It feels relaxed and you dont feel pressured into doing anything, as I said earlier, I didnt really talk to anybody at first because I was nervous but you just sort of get going out of nowhere. I went to town one day and before I left a Norweigan guy was like "hey, mind if I catch the bus with you?" and we talked about all sorts of stuff like videogames and movies.

You're automatically interesting to a lot of foreigners since they want to know all about our country. The chinese people especially, they just like hearing us speak about literally anything. You can then just ask them a bunch of questions until you feel more relaxed and confident.

It doesn't happen immediately but once you get comfy, it's like paradise.

There was a good mix of some normies (they were pretty much all girls) and people who were awkward/didn't talk much. Nobody pressured them into speaking or pestered them since everyone is from a different country and it would be weird to do that. Everyone was super polite.

Perhaps to some people in this thread I would be classed as a social person but I definitely don't feel like it. I don't really have anyone that I'd consider a friend in the UK, I spend most of my time alone.
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>>25697864
live and learn
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>>25691036
same, i blame these meds
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>>25697880
is this what female attraction looks like then?
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>>25697683
You a grill?

Superorigialpost
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>>25697879
Why didn't you fuck any of the grills?
Are you beta or were they ugly?
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>>25697834
What does this mean, "make a move" ?
I asked a girl I liked if I could kiss her and she just gave me this weird look, hesitated and said no.
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>>25697932
Yeah and what do you mean? I'm pretty much a neet the rest of the time but was happy that I went out for once even if I was ill
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I'll never get over her lads
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Thank YOU for the mention of that gondola playlist, wherever you may be.
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>>25697965
Honestly I'm just curious, I didn't think girls would come to r9k.

I thought all the blokes wallowing in self pity would put you off
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>>25697950
You don't ask, you go in. If you're not sure you can kiss then touch her hair and make eye contact. That's always a safe bet and can lead to a kiss. No poleaboo, that doesn't include rape you fucking autist.

Smooth senpai, you gotta be smooth with girls.
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>>25698049
>sexually assault her and hope she's ok with it

Yeah ok man I'm sure that works a treat.
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>>25698049
alright datinganon can you answer my question though: >>25697926
??
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ok i have a bit of a dilemma lads, i think im falling for a tranny
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>>25698067
inb4 the shitstorm

:^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
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>tfw American
>tfw can relate to these feels

It isn't any better on this side of the pond, lads
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SHOUTANON FANCLUB LINE UP HERE
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>>25697970
I try to mate, There have been times when I've clearly upset her and not felt good, but I almost feel glad that she won't bother me and drag up stupid emotions

But it seems like she's picked a particularly nasty chad who treats her like shit at times. I can't tell if she uses me for attention or genuinely needs my friendship. I know she doesn't like being ignored when she texts about mundane things.

>tfw you're the shoulder to cry on or a best friend
>tfw you can't tell the difference
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>>25698067
>touching hair
>sexual assault

>>>tumblr.com
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>messaging chubby girl
>really boring conversation
>think, fuck it, just message her "you wanna hang out with my penis"
>she actually says yes

I'm actually gonna do it boys. Nervous as fuck.
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>>25698021
watching gondola vids, well that's entertaining.
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>>25698067
>Hold hands
>Hug
>Sexual assault.

Enjoy your (You)s you faggot
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>>25698134
make sure she brings her clinic report, you don't want to end up with something nasty
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>>25698134
Tinder?

Might get it for a laff, need a good picture of me though...
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Which one of you crafty bastards made this?
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>>25697948
Kissed a couple of the grills and had some mutual touching but didn't fuck any of them.

There was a Swedish girl who clearly wanted my dick because she kept touching my hand and leg when laughing at the table. She kept calling me Doctor Who and I fucking hate that tumblr show, she was also kinda ugly.
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>>25698153
Normie friend dragged me to a nightclub. I just went around insulting women until I got bored and picked off a chubby straggler.

I did a full George Costanza and I'm doing the complete opposite of what I normally do, I'm just pretending to be an Alpha.
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>>25698314
Doctor Who isn't even a bad show but the fanbase has gone to shit
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Who /cheesy80smetal/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCpDrfztxhM
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>>25698314
Fair play mate, thanks for being so helpful and offering inspiration to some of us anons, good luck on your future travels
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>>25698279
You, I imagine. Given how proud of it you are.
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Poleaboo is considering what game to buy next as he is no longer sanctioned, it's a tossup between Bloodborne or Divinity

or maybe some PS3 game that he missed out on
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>>25698314
I know it's asking a lot but could you make a throwaway skype so i can ask for advice when talking to the school and such and also ask just another general questions i might think of?

no worries if not
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why is norwich such a shithole?
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>>25698436
Inbred, even by British standards
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Lads, I lost my virginity last saturday and it's been left this feeling of guilt that has been growing ever since. I feel really bad now and definitely regret it, I never thought I'd say this but I miss being a virgin. Pic related, the ham beast I lost it too
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>>25698279
Poleaboo would like some of the text under him changed.
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>>25698457
not too bad mate

I lost my virginity to a paki
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>>25698457
Mate I'm sorry about your situation but rules are rules, you can't post here any more.
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>>25698279
Poleaboo admires those men to some extent and does not feel he belongs alongside them
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>>25698457
Jesus still loves you, anon just less.
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>>25698457
Yikes.
Don't worry senpai, we've all made super stupid mistakes.
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>>25698460
It's pretty generous actually
>>
OUT?
IN?
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I fucking love being British

>Watching Pointless with a brew
>About to get dinner on whilst listening to local radio football phone-in
>Having faggots, chips and mushy peas tonight
>Will go for a few in the local this evening
>Walk back in the icy cold
>Return to a warm, snug house and get the kettle on before bed
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>>25696991
His surname is literally "Bill Oddie", I'm surprised he actually managed to an hero successfully.
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>>25698472
in first school. I said to this paki girl lets have sex.
that didn't go well.
I had to stay in every break and write lines alone at this table for like a month.

fuck ever going near them again.
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>>25698531
keked tbqh mate
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>>25698515
The only reason you made this post was to mention faggots, faggot.
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>>25698314
>>25698386
Yea this.
Thanks for making the thread feel super comfy too.
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>>25698531
>tfw paki girl talked to me about god and islam
>i tipped my fedora
>she was still a huge slut

That's the way she goes lads
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>>25698593
What's comfy about your inability to get a mate?
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>>25698572

I literally am eating faggots tonight. I will be filling my mouth with faggots. Faggots will be exiting my ass tomorrow morning

Mr Brains Faggots. Finest cuisine I think you will find
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>>25698624
Are they actually nice? I work in a shop and we opened a damaged one once, it looked fucking grim frozen.
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JUST HAD A ROAST CHICKEN DINNER CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME THOUGH
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Wish i'd started #rocknrollsuicide4bowie on twatter yesterday to capitalise on events. Is it too late?
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>>25698608
>implying I even try
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>>25698515

Who actually eats faggots? Never had one. Used to laugh at the name when I was younger though. Mr Brains if I recall.
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>>25698457
>double chin
>blazer with her tits hanging out
>pint of guinness
>tiny denim skirt like it's the 90s
fuckin lmfao
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>>25698418
I'm not sure what else I could tell you about it. Talking to the school is just over emails and they're not really looking for anything in particular, it's not like an interview or anything.

If you can speak english and you're not banned from china for some reason, you're fine. Bonus if you're white, I think they'd be a bit funny if you weren't. It's all pretty self explanatory on the site, anything else I could tell you would just be more stories of what happened while I was there to be honest.

>>25698457
Ouch, at least you got it over with though, now you wont be stuck in the eternal loop and any sexual experience from now on can only be better.
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My birthday turned out exactly like one of those cringe pics of the cake with the single candle.
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Can we have some waifus thanks
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>>25698982
Happy birthday mate

Commento originale
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Dual monitors = maximum comfort

(also, post your screencaps lads, no cheating now...)
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>>25699038
>tfw don't actually have a waifu

Where and how does one obtain a waifu?
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>>25699038
Poleaboo's Waifu
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>>25699083
I don't think theres anything that can incriminate me.
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>>25699083
based choice in porn
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>>25699038
Alri

>>25699091
Watch more anime and rewatch series you like a lot
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>>25699083
>>25699091
Play some visual novels's, persona is basically a visual novel.
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>>25699155
>that desktop
>IE

>mfw

TRIGGERED
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>>25699077
Thanks friendo, means more than you think.
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Evening all.
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>>25699083
I only watch porn if I'm wanking, not the sort of thing I could imagine having on in the background like that.
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>>25699295
>I only watch porn if I'm wanking

Me too, mate
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>>25699254
I gave up trying to be neat years ago.
my bedroom looks a lot like my desktop.
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Decided to have a poor attempt at eating healthy.

Got a tuna steak, brown rice and sliced carrots. That's healthy r-right?
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>>25699038
my waifu reporting in
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Poleaboo thinks he'll buy FF14, with bennies a subscription won't be a problem

Could do with a console JRPG

>>25699237
Poleaboo thinks your deck is strange
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>>25699265
Evening.
>>25698982
Happy birthday mate
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>>25699426
I bet Poleaboo bought norton antivirus.

fuck off
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>>25698124
>>25698144
It isn't sexual assault, but women like to think that it is.
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>>25699426
Yeah I knew you were a filthy netdecker.
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>>25699237
Poleaboo thinks you have a wonderful deck. He thinks you could beat him and he would feel proud to lose to you.
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Sometime I think I'm bipolar, feel pretty good at the minuet 2bh, like the feel when MDMA is just kicking in
Agency people finally got back to me and off to JC on Thursday without fear of sanction so it's all good, interview at Mcd's on friday so hopefully they put me on those comfy slow part time night shifts
https://soundcloud.com/vantagenoise/hapiness-deluxe
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>>25698664
>>25698624
These fucking posts.

kek.
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Poleaboo found some more recent pics of her

Smiling

Hate it, it's as if she's mocking me, the mark of a true villain, to knock the hero down and then gloat
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>it's a poleaboo starts posting about the polish girls episode
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>>25699508

Well, what does the hero do when the villain knocks him down? He gets back up and he fights!
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>>25699528
I thought the hero pissed in the villains milk?
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>>25699528
Poleaboo isn't a superhero, he's a shounen protagonist

This is his training arc
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>>25699566
Will we ever get a montage?
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>>25691512
Coards.4chan org/s4s/catalog
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>>25699607
Probably planning on being a serial killer, so no trail of evidence to expose his identity
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>>25699665
I hope britfeel features on the documentary
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Any robots in Swansea? If so, fancy going for a Five Guys?
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>>25699764
Oh god yeah I am.
Wouldn't mind that actually.
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>working 72 hours this week

WEW LADS. Getting that dosh.
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>>25698924
Fair enough

Do you post in these threads often?

Just incase i have any more questions for ya
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>>25699880
Your pretty cool for a qt.
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>>25699828
Fucking hell lad. Student or local?
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>>25699909
Fuck off you gay bastard. I already told you that shit doesn't fly with me.
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>arrange a meet up with someone over 4chin /britfell/
>get robbed by sandy noggers/dindoos
The perfect crime 2bh
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>>25699912
Student senpai, what about you?
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>>25698664
>>25698777

Faggots are bang on. Essentially a soft, squishy meatball made from offal and onions served in thick gravy.

A delicacy in the Black Country (Amerifags think we mean niggers)
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>>25695481
>I put my trackies on, cuddle my Dakimakur and I think about leaving my lair
my favourite line, great effort/10 lad
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wish i had a friend to go travelling with
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>>25699949
I'll tell you all about it if it happens, don't worry.
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I know the poo in loo stuff is probably just a meme but I went into the toilet at work today and an indian guy just left the cubicle. I went in after to get tissue and he'd literally just wiped his arse and thrown the shitty toilet paper all over the floor. I mean there was a fucking mound of shitty toilet paper, I work in an office aswell so its not even like the punjabis here are uneducated. fucking disgusting desu lads, started to think the universal paki label for any shitkins is v. appropriate.
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>>25700038
I'd have reported the filthy bastard.
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Graduated this summer, now working a shit internship and living back at home where all my old friends have moved away and all my uni friends have either gone travelling or working high-flying business jobs in London. My life has gone from actually enjoyable to completely pathetic in 6 months and I see no escape. Anyone else in this boat?
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>>25699880
Yes Masser
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BACK HOME LADS

ANYONE WATCHING CORRIE LATER?
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>>25700054
I would have but I dont know his name, he works on the floor below and I suspect he comes up because our toilet isn't as busy and he knows he'll get called out. probably the same person who keeps stealing entire packs of toilet paper and soap.
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>>25699965
same senpai! what year you in?
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>>25699382
Not bad desu
Good effort lad
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>>25700089
>mfw I CHOSE to do it because I want to earn more money
>mfw I'll earn more this week than any NEET will in 6 months

Makes me laugh when NEET's are like

>lol fucking wagecucks, why the fuck are you out in the world earning money and enjoying your life, you should be sitting at home everyday earning pennies and being miserable

Not even mad, desu.
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>>25700151
>enjoying your life
>working 72 hours
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>>25700131
1st, doing maths.
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>>25700174
My job is easy as fuck and I enjoy the company of the people I work with.

I get TONS of time off and normally only work 3 days per week and STILL earn good money.

Fuck right off, retard.
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>>25700151
Lol shutup up you mug
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>>25700200
AY RUDEBOY, SHUTUP!
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>>25699892
I'm here all the time man. I'd feel bad if I made a skype because I'd end up never signing in like I do with steam.

>tfw the closest thing I have to friends are on steam but I wont sign in because it's too much stress

That's how miserable my life is while I'm in the UK. I can't maintain a conversation through an online chat, it's weird. It's the same reason I appear offline whenever I play videogames
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>>25700200
are you the machinist anon by any chance?
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>>25700151
what about all the freedom they get? they can browse r9k for 9 hours a day while you work, they can decide what anime figurines they can buy with this months benny money(provided they've only had 1 takeaway that month)
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>>25700214
>shutup up

Nice one, retard. No wonder you can't get a job.

>>25700232
>gets BTFO
>can't possibly deliver a comeback
>has to resort to LOL SHUTUP DICKHEAD

Thanks for letting me know I won.
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>>25700233
I know those feels anon

Dont worry

Are you a happy go lucky kind of guy?

I'm pretty lonely, desperate and depressed right now and i feel like i could get to china and feel exactly the same but even worse cos people would be creeped out by it.
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>>25700199
Ayyy, student village or campus? Second year master race. Live in Uplands.
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>>25697467
W-We could go together anon?
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>>25700254
Nope.

>>25700259
I work 3 days and get nearly a week off. Earning good money, tons of time off and having an easy job. Sounds like freedom to me.

NEET's aren't free. They're slaves in their own head.
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>tfw need to clean out computer and re apply heat sync but just can't be bothered detaching yourself from life for an hour
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>>25700263
>GRAMMATICAL ERROR?!?!
>LMAO BTFO xD
>I AM WINRAR

Your life is a joke mate, try and justify it isn't if you want
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Wagecuck film of the day:

https://youtu.be/LWFumHuEa7A
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>>25700276
I'm in Brynmill, didn't apply early enough to get on campus. Plus the rooms looked kind of naff desu
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>>25700292
I know, I was joking about how in all the wagecuck threads neets go on about how much freedom they have when in reality they only leave their room once or twice a day to piss/shit and maybe grab some processed food provided there's no one in the kitchen.
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>>25700349
Fair play man. Brynmill's a shit hole. Do you go out much or nah? I was gutted to hear Sin had that fire.
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>>25700285
Yeah could be fun senpai, would be nicer to go with someone else.
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>>25700336
I know the feel. The inside of my case is the Amazon jungle but I can't be assed to clean it up.
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Don't know why I find the pigs so funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtffv9bpB-U
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>>25700343
>projecting this hard

I think it's your life that's a joke, buddy.

>>25700364
They try and justify it so hard because if not they will just break down. They are fully aware of how shit their life is. Like the guy above, they project like fucking crazy.

>lol ur so ugly
>lol ur life is fucking shit
>lol ur such a slave
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>>25700377
Not really, I went a bit when I first came, its not really my thing. Drinks are kind of expensive too.
Kind of wanted to go to sin at least once, fate seems to have conspired to stop me.
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>>25700292
Poleaboo is going to buy a video game today with the bennies you so kindly supply via tax
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XY2hVZU8S8
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>>25700392
Sweet m8

Do you have skype or anything?
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>>25700459
>Angryanon is working extra hard to get up to the next tax bracket so he can provide for more NEETs
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>>25700459
Poleaboo is a filthy paki who nobody likes.

I buy a new video game every week because I can.
>>
Shaved my pubes the other night lads

Forgot how good it feels to have a wank without hair getting in the way
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>>25700411
Jesus fucking christ lad, where was the projection there, stop memeing for once in your life and try and think of something original to say

>like the guy above

Mate I've been employed from the day I left uni, probably earn just as much if not more than you, I just don't feel the need to come on the internet and push it in peoples faces as some sadistic way of validating my existence
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>>25700456
If it wouldn't be too weird you could come with me and my housemates during re-freshers if you wanted to experience it. Sin is a lot cheaper than Wind Street, especially Fiction. Fuck Fiction.
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>>25700477
Hahaha what the fuck is this? Nice to see these scroungers can be bothered to do this shit but can't be arsed sitting at a computer and looking for a job.
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>>25700479
Yea I do, name is berry-rasp
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>>25700498
>shave pubes
>only have light hair
>barely any hair on balls
>get ingrown hair in same place
>every fucking time

Literally so painful I can't walk without putting a plaster on the cunt.
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>>25700500
No, but you feel the need to come on the internet and callout my life and say it's a joke even though you know nothing about me. Seems like some form of self-validation to me.
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>>25700494
Seems pointless, can't finish and enjoy a game that quickly

Poleaboo can take his time, enjoy everything in life to its fullest, that's what being NEET is all about, living on your own time
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>>25691099
ignore the tumblr url
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>>25700584
It's not pointless. You can play more than one game at a time you know. Some I might not finish because I grow bored of them, others I will play for months.

I can also take my time. I'm barely ever at work.

Explain to me how you're enjoying life to the fullest if you don't have a life?
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>>25700526
Yeah paid a tenner just to get in last time I went, its ridiculous.
Also I might not mind that, sounds like it could be fun.
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>>25700562
But your life is a joke, you're on the internet bragging about your employment status, picking at grammatical errors and acting like conversation/arguments are a game, your posts are all I need to come to that conclusion
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>>25700664
Yeah everyone falls for the Fiction meme. It's overpriced but everybody goes there. Sin is for the cool kids. Do you have a kik or anything I can add?
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>>25700665
I was defending myself. Blame the NEET that referred to me as a slave. I didn't come straight out with ''oh my life is this and my job is that'' but the NEETs brought it upon themselves.
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>>25700629
>barely ever at work
Probably lying about being a wagie
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>>25700397
>assed
YANKS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25700715
Except you come here every day saying the same shit, fuck off you boring cunt
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>>25700696
I can get it, or I have steam.
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>>25700774
Yeah, what's your steam?
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>>25700809
http://steamcommunity.com/id/voodoodoodoo
Here you go.
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>>25700766
>>25700766
Not me, my man! I haven't posted in the last 2 days, you must have mistaken me for someone else.

You guys must be really easy to wind up.
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>>25700849
You use the same reaction face, post the same shit and are rying to put people down, you come here everyday, you fool no one

The only person who seems to be wound up here is you
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>>25700896
You must have me mistaken for someone else.

Are you getting enough sleep? Lack of sleep can cause confusion.
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>>25700715
You were not called a slave, you extrapolated to come to that conclusion. I think your probablly hyper sensitive to the fact your working like a dog and have self doubt. Thus, you come here for validation or simply to stand on your soap box and extol the virtues of being a wagecuck to start arguements.
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>>25700027
I'll go with you pal, I have none to go with either.
>tfw saving up for a holiday
>have no friends to go with, end up spending it on new pc
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>>25700922
I hope you get your arm trapped in a machine desu
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>>25700964
Sweet m8, sounds good

Do you have skype or anything?
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>>25700271
I was depressed and lonely when I left to go there, combine that with a long flight and I arrived thinking I made a mistake.

Within a week I was fine. The first week was rough because it's so new. Like the first day of a new school or job, your heart races so fast and it feels kinda bad but the hosts were so nice, I can't stress that enough.

Definitely wouldn't describe myself as happy go lucky at all, I'm quite cynical. If something is good I'm normally the first one to pick it apart and focus on all the negative things.

Also remember that you're not making any commitment, you're not signing a contract. You could try it and think "fuck, this is definitely not what I want" and leave. Two people did it while I was there, they just didn't like it. The biggest loss is the expense, always go with more than enough money. Think of how much you need and then add 50 percent.

It's not cheap but I can't recommend it enough. When you say that you're worried that you'll just feel the same, have you considered a similar thing in Europe? You could do the same thing and the flights will only cost like 60 or 70 quid instead of 600 or 700.

You could get a taste for that sort of thing and if you like it, go further to places like Asia.
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>>25700945
I said I was referred to as a slave.

>yes massir
That's how slaves used to talk, if you didn't know, friend.
>posts a pic of slaves

Yeah, not implied at all.

Also, like I said, I CHOSE to do the extra hours because I'm not scared of working for my money.

>>25700980
You're a sociopath.
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>>25691512
If I didn't know better I'd think this was a parody. What a fucking goon.
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>>25700983
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bustaboi

add me senpai, dont want to share my skype on here
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>>25700989
how much money did you take?
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>>25701020
Shiiiiet

I don't have steam

how about you email me I'll tell you my skype, how does that sound?

tduaifdt@sharklasers.com
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>>25694136
Question. Why are you here?
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What should I get my mum for her birthday tomorrow lads?
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>>25701145
A framed picture of Poleaboo
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>tfw /britfeel/ isn't comfy anymore
I miss 2015.
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>>25701145
Smelly stuff from Boots. Can't go wrong.
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holte enders in the sky yippi kayay
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>>25701145
Get her some DVDs lad; The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, 50 Shades Of Grey and Poor Little White Boy
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>>25701161
Had a light kekle senpai.
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>>25701162
It's because tilde doesn't post Much anymore

angry anon ruined britfeel
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>>25701243
Angry Anon is a legend you dickless cunt. It's about time someone sorted out all the tripfaggots and attention whores that come here.
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>>25701032
The flight there was 500 and then my flight back was 450 however that was only because I didn't plan how long I wanted to go for so I ended up buying two one way tickets. You can get return tickets for like 550 if you book a couple of months in advance, possibly even cheaper. I really fucked myself on the flight situation but I had a lot saved so I didnt care at the time.

I took 600 pounds worth of their currency with me. Since food, accomodation and beer are taken care of you barely spend anything.

For a meal in one of the resteraunts it's only like 3 or 4 quid if you want something different. What the hosts were cooking was fine though, very nice. I mostly spent money on beer in some of the bars and dumb little knick knacks
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>>25701145

A time machine so she can go back and not have the crushing failure that is you.
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>>25701293
600 quid lasted 11 months?

and you weren't getting paid at all?

wow, that's insane
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>>25701291
piss off angry anon you dumb wagecuck

tilde is the hero britfeel needs
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What's everybody drinking tonight?

Still breaking in the litre of JD from yesterday. It's not gonna drink itself.
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>>25701145
A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM ME
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>>25701298
BOOM SENPAI. GOT EM
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>>25701346

I think she knows you're a fucking wasteman, lad.
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Recently someone called me a sociopath, so I looked up the 'symptoms' and traits of one and I pretty much tick every single box.

What the fuck, lad.
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>>25701341
F.u.l.l. s.t.o.p./.P.e.r.i.o.d. i.s. d.r.i.n.k.i.n.g. P.e.p.s.i. M.a.x........................................................................................................................
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>>25701341
WATER ANYTHING ELSE IS NORMIE TIER
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>>25701315
Yep. Accomodation is the biggest expense while abroad, followed by food and alcohol. When all of those are taken care of for you then you basically don't need to spend anything.

11 months was quite a long time though, when I go back it's going to be for 6 months and I'm going to be more less conservative with my money.
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>>25701413
>sociopath

le edgy meme disorder self-diagnosis via wikipedia man .jpg

*tips fedora*
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>>25701507
Calm down, friend. I'm not the enemy.
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>>25701459
Are you going to the same place? How many other Brits are there?

Just in case i do end up going it'd be nice to know the person who got me off my arse and inspired me to go.
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>>25692420
piano stole yer gf
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What do you think of my new chinese cartoon figure lads?

Spoogy Ougi
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>>25701584

I think that amiibo you bought is a fake, sorry chap.
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Thinking about buying an Xbone instead of upgrading my computer lads
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>>25701624
Bad idea, even a PS4 would be better.
But really you should upgrade the PC.
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>>25701584
>only suspended by one leg with no support beam

Keep that thing in a cool dark place lad, or she'll go crazylegs soon
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>>25701624
Why? Why the xbone and not ps4? I'm a massive microsoft fanboy but got to say ps4 does have more to offer right now.
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toasting in an epic bread thread desu
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>>25701584
SHE LOOKS VERY PRETTY~

>>25701624
XBONE IS SHIT~
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>>25701584
Looks really cool actually senpai. How much was it?
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>>25701635
All the games I really play on PC don't really need that much graphics though and >>25701648 I like the exclusives the Xbone has, especially the backwards compatibility it now has with Xbox 360 downloadable games
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>>25701459
how did you not have to pay for accomodation etc?
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