He has had sex. You have not.

yeah but he's a deformed little gremlin in a motorized cart

But his site runs like shit.

I've had sex and I didn't have to pay for it.

>>25688085
Some woman fucked him purely to fuck with wizards. It's just evidence of how malevolent they are, really.

>>25688085
If I was exceptional like that I'm sure I'd get laid too. You think midgets get laid for their appearance or skill at lovemaking? No, they fuck like infants trying to take their first steps, but women want to get an unusual story to cackle with among the other clucking hens.

Literally any white person can get laid

You seem to assume my unattractiveness is purely physical and has nothing to do with my personality.
I assure you that is incorrect.

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>>25688085
But I have had sex.

With more than one person even.

And I'm large and strong and I can run far and fast.

Why should I be jealous of cripplechan? I pity him.

Sometimes I wonder why I still come here.

But then I remember.

>You're here forever.

Pretty sure he fucked a prostitute. Anyone can fuck a prostitute.

why is that nigger still wearing mario pajamas? I get you're tiny and shit, but there are normal clothes.

I fucked a girl this weekend. She was in leggings and I bent her over my bed with them halfway down her thighs

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>>25688580
Neeto.

Was she fat?

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Fucking meme magic man

>>25688439

Just use your free will to undo the laws of physics.

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>>25688085
fuck Josh

he fucked everythign up

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>>25688513
>>25688580
Can you please get the fuck out?

Also, cunny image to keep normies out

This is why I don't understand why faggots flocked to his board. He's an opportunist.

It seems like everyone forgot that he ran wizardchan before cripplechan.

I met the the ex boyfriend of the girl who took hotwheels virginitys in a r9k chatroom
the internets a small place

>>25688085
>In January 2014, Brennan was robbed of almost $5000 that he was saving up for a new wheelchair. When the suspect was arrested, Brennan went to the police station for a lineup, but when a bus didn't come on the way back, was left stranded in snow, and had to be treated for hypothermia.[3]

>>25690144
He's the Trump of imageboards.

>Surrounded by a cult of personality
>Mostly famous for his controversial/rude statements (GooberGate)
>Steals money from his supporters
>Short sighted goals that ultimately never came to fruition (Infinity Next, merging with 2channel)
>Doesn't do anything except talk big then slink back into his money/cult when things don't go his way

>>25688085
i dont get your point what is your problem?
just drive to where he lives and throw him out of the window, or what is your fucking problem?

>>25688546
Then how come so many robots are still virgins?

>>25691705
Illegal most places and scared of getting caught