Has had sex while you, an able bodied man have not. Does this inspire you?
If I was exceptional like that I'm sure I'd get laid too. You think midgets get laid for their appearance or skill at lovemaking? No, they fuck like infants trying to take their first steps, but women want to get an unusual story to cackle with among the other clucking hens.
But I have had sex.
With more than one person even.
And I'm large and strong and I can run far and fast.
Why should I be jealous of cripplechan? I pity him.
Sometimes I wonder why I still come here.
But then I remember.
>You're here forever.
Can you please get the fuck out?
Also, cunny image to keep normies out
>In January 2014, Brennan was robbed of almost $5000 that he was saving up for a new wheelchair. When the suspect was arrested, Brennan went to the police station for a lineup, but when a bus didn't come on the way back, was left stranded in snow, and had to be treated for hypothermia.
He's the Trump of imageboards.
>Surrounded by a cult of personality
>Mostly famous for his controversial/rude statements (GooberGate)
>Steals money from his supporters
>Short sighted goals that ultimately never came to fruition (Infinity Next, merging with 2channel)
>Doesn't do anything except talk big then slink back into his money/cult when things don't go his way