>tfw no buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I married one and we have a 14 year old daughter together.
My wife is an absolute dream and a delightful treasure with the exception when she gets drunk. then she becomes a royal pain in the ass.
I've trained my daughter well; she's already got a few beta orbiters.
Indians = africans of asians
Indonesians = arabs of asians
Chinese = mexicans of the asians
Japanese = europoor of the asians
South Korean = americlap of the asians
North Korean = russian of the asians
Filipino = east-europeans of the asians
That, and the whole fact that they were a Spanish colony for hundreds of years.
Bless you OP. I'm learning more and more about Filipino culture every time you add a new item to this pasta.