What is your perfect gf like?

>>25684534
has benis

>>25684534
>Caucasian (sorry, not sorry)
>brunette hair; length to about the biceps; wavy, but not too wavy
>Brown eyes with that amber glow in the sun
>light freckles
>about 5'9"
>not too fit, but strong calves from an old physical hobby like dancing
>those little, brown beauty marks on the body (look at Jennifer Lawrence for an example)
>B-cup; round and firm
>tight ass, but nothing too big
>cute, nose (not too narrow and long, but not too large either)
>lips with just the right amount of volume to them

Personality:
>NOT submissive, but not too domineering except in the bedroom where she can take as much control as she pleases
>strong-willed
>a little naggy about my health
>competitive, but not to the point of being an ass in victory
>a bit intellectual with a soft side for teen drama (ie vampire diaries, hunger games, etc)
>willing to cook, but not willing to be the sole chef
>wants to hyphenate when married
>sing-songs what she's doing or what she's looking at
>ACTUALLY WILLING TO TAKE THE FUCKING TRASH OUT
>decent with cars (mostly because I'm not)
>tolerates my obsession with Taylor Swift because she secretly loves her too
>wants more than one kid, but less than six
>affectionate, but finds it a bit embarrassing in public
>Loves reading/television/movies and participates in the different fandoms
>Not as into video games as myself, but appreciates fun single-players experiences with interesting plots
>likes to tease (joking at my expense)
>likes to joke about various things (has a good sense of humor)
>isn't tied down by gender norms
>prefers pants over dresses and skirts (still actually wiling to wear dresses though

This:

Looks

>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings

Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but

>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids

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A girl like Kaya

>>25685818
what exactly makes you think you deserve a girl like this

also how do you feel about pierced ears

Short, pretty and submissive.

>mfw these longs ass lists ITT

>>25685818
and please clarify what you mean by "smart", because in my experience when guys say "smart" they mean "not a retard" instead of "at least one standard deviation above average"

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>Not fat
>Not ugly
>At least 5ft6
>Has a well paying job to match mine
>Cleans
>Cooks
>Washes clothes
>Gives me sex on the tap
>Not afraid of motorcycles, and interested in purchasing one for her self
>Not afraid of getting dirty, shooting guns, camping, hunting etc..
>Loyal
>Honest
>Can joke around
>Doesn't get offended by racist jokes
>Swears

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>>25684534
>white
>5'10"
>Short hair; a little less than shoulder length
>pale skin
>fit body
>B cup; perky
>cute face like pic related

>not submissive; brings the bantz, in the bedroom we wrestle for dominance
>intellectual; preferably also a PhD student
>plays vidya, likes to complain about how shit vidya has become and play Quake with me
>enjoys ambient, house, and shoegaze music
>loves hiking and being outdoors
>loves to read Harold Bloom-approved literature
>affectionate, likes to hold hands and sit on my shoulders as we walk around
>doesn't dress like a slut
>committed to certain political causes that we share


I know, she's not real, you don't have to tell me.

Short. Easy to talk to. Smells nice. Doesnt fuck around. Smokes weed and wants to make music. Sex has to be fun.

>>25685931
>what exactly makes you think you deserve a girl like this
No need for projection. Nowhere in my post did I state that I deserved anything.

I'd rather a woman's ears be unpierced but I realize how unrealistic of a desire that is. However, I have met a handful of girls with no piercings.

>>25685951
Both. I know "smart" girls who still hold ignorant and subjectively stupid beliefs, thoughts, and opinions.

>>25686133
yeah a few friends of mine don't have their ears pierced. they're definitely out there

also
>subjectively stupid
lol

Ramona Flowers as a virgin

>>25686130
Also crazy. Need a little crazy in the mix.

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>>25684534

under 5', big butt, nice hair, sweet, wants kids, likes art, is willing to put up with my bullshit

>>25686306
>under 5'
I'm feeling it
>big butt
into the trash it goes

God damn niggers.

>>25686396

I hate niggers too

why would you think I'm a nigger? do you have a cuck fetish?

I'm just a white guy who likes big rear ends. get some test m8

>>25686440
>I'm just a white guy who likes big rear ends

What's the difference between you and a fucking nigger? There isn't one. You're some self hating wigger faggot. You could fucking inject yourself with test and you wouldn't have as much as me.

>>25686461
You're both faggots.

>>25686486
Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you. Fucking gays. Ruining the board, ruining the world.

>Being alive is bangable
>t. Womyn

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>>25686461
>What's the difference between you and a fucking nigger? There isn't one. You're some self hating wigger faggot. You could fucking inject yourself with test and you wouldn't have as much as me.

Kill yourself you faggy little queer.

>>25686396
>>25686461
>women are garbage
>black cock is superior

Stop posting.

>>25684534

She doesn't exist personality-wise:

>has humility, not a snowflake
>is understanding
>is fun
>supports you and you support her
>gentle and kind
>happy

There is more, but there is no woman like this. I'm pretty much in love with an ideal that doesn't exist.

>>25686600
Oh, I'll never commit suicide. Not while filth like you are still alive. I'll outlive you and every fucking nigger, young and old. I promise you.

>>25686625
>black cock is superior

Stop living.

>>25686461
>blatant cuck fetish post

Please fuck off. Your kind isn't welcome on this board.

>>25686396
>>25686461
>white girls are gross
>black cock is awesome

into the trash it goes.

My fiancee. She's even taller than me which kicks into my feeding fetish. She has a thigh gap too which is smoking hot.

>>25686658
What the fuck are you on about, you moron. I'm calling the shit eater a nigger because
>muh big booty

>blatant cuck fetish
You're just using words you don't understand.

>>25686672
>I'm a mouth breather who has to misquote to even have something to say

>>25686461
>if you like white girls, you are a black male

wat

>Nationalist/fascist/nazi/paleocon/any alt-right philosophy in general
>Pantheist
>Blonde/blue eyes
>Likes psychedelic drugs
>Not a whore
>Wants 6+ children
>Traditional gender roles/stay at home mom
>Second or third standard deviation in intelligence
>Wants to live innawoods

Since some of these are contradictory I assume that no such woman will ever actually exist

>>25686709
White girls all have "big rear ends", right? Why do you idiots even post? It's like you post then use your brain after the fact.

>>25686461
>there are actual cucks on r9k

and I thought it was just a meeme

>>25686743
Yes, you're here. Continue to respond so I can further embarrass you.

>>25686461

Nice try tyrone

Please keep your subhuman nonsense off of our board in the future. We're not going to fall for the BBC meme again.

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>>25686461
>cuck gets BTFO'd

>>25686768
The guy who fucking hates niggers must be a nigger, right? This is two digit IQ: the thread.

>>25686779
>muh post that makes no sense

>>25686461
>What's the difference between you and a fucking nigger?
>There isn't one.

wow nice job m8 you really got him with that one

stellar performance

this post is not sarcasm

I'm married to my ideal girl

>skinny
>practically a nympho
>wants to stay inside
>most people annoy her so she doesn't want to hang out with them
>constantly playing video games
>loves to suck dick

>>25686815
If you spend some more time looking at your post, you'll see that there was no reason to make it, at all. Not even a bad reason.

Kill yourself.

>>25686736
>>25686690
>>25686639
>>25686461
>>25686396
I'm a white male who likes white girls with wide child-bearing hips, huge asses, thick thighs, tiny waists and huge breasts.

Fuck off

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>>25686461
>You could fucking inject yourself with test and you wouldn't have as much as me.

I seriously, honestly wish all niggers would just die already

This shit isn't cute or interesting. Please stop posting on our board, thanks.

>>25686849
>I'm a faggot

Thanks for that and feel free to take your own advice.

>>25686821
>anti-social

that's shitty, but it's sweet you think you're wife is so ideal

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>>25686837
>there was no reason to make it, at all. Not even a bad reason.
>Not even a bad reason.

Niggers, everyone.

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>>25684534

pic sorta related

>long, dark hair
>not chubby, but not flat. medium to big boobs (c, b cups, firm.)
>5'5"
>light freckles
>warm smile
>cute nose
>dresses cutely
>cute cheeks
>round and peachy ass (medium-small)
>has pink hair

Personality
>smart and a bit intelectual, but not jerk elitist intelectual
>submissive in public/when talking, but a dom in the bedroom
>talks softly or is bubbly, no in-betweens
>really worried about me (i.e health, work, studies, etc)
>strong willed
>GREAT sense of humor
>a bit kinky, but really shy about it
>wants children
>wants to be a housewife
>makes logical decisions (drama queens can die in a hole)
>kind
>likes me as much as I like her

>>25686875
I fully agree. I've said in the past that niggers should have a containment board so that we don't have to ever see them.

>>25686895
Are you a nigger? Is that what you're trying to say?

>a thread about ideal gf's and men can't help but start shitting on each other and sucking cock

lol males

>>25686461

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>>25686909

I called a white guy a nigger wannabe (because he is) and it triggered every wigger on the board. All in a days work.

>>25686894
I'm also anti-social tho

And it's not like we don't have friends. But 9/10 we just want to stay home

>>25686906

Is there anything sadder than a nigger pretending to be a white person?

Don't you have some crack to sell or whatever?

Just kidding, nobody cares what niggers do.

>>25686877
So you like thin teenage boys? Got it. Shut the fuck up you low test beta before I smash your skull in. Learn your goddamn place.

>>25686894

>"anti-social" being bad

Where do you think you are?

>>25686954
>Shut the fuck up you low test beta before I smash your skull in

Do you even know how stupid you look? You're threatening to attack me ON THE INTERNET. Not only are you fucking low test but you're low intelligence. Jesus fucking christ.

>one guy posts about how much he loves black cock
>it completely ruins the thread
>he's still posting about it

just stop replying

>>25686984

They can't stop because they KNOW I'm right. Well, that or they're just idiots. Actually, it's more likely that they're idiots. If they weren't idiots then there wouldn't be a single tripfag because nobody would ever respond to them.

>>25686974

if his post is so stupid then why did you reply to it?

no memes please, I want an honest answer

As of now I think...

Very skinny (but toned and somewhat shapely) white woman with long dark hair and nice smile and good slightly strong eyebrows.
Weird/awkward personality but really confident and can make talk if she wants, but weirds people out a little.

;_; reminiscent of my last crush

>>25687007
I replied to it to call him an idiot. That is the reason.

>>25687000
>They can't stop because they KNOW I'm right.

About you loving black cock?

Nobody doubts that. It's been fairly well-established at this point.

>>25685931
>i'm a girl like this
>how do you feel about pierced ears
>since i have them i'm secretly afraid it'll ruin my chances with you
>i'm communicating this while also seeing if you're intelligent enough to detect the subtly in the way i'm doing it

>>25687029

I wish you would stop pushing your fucking cuck agenda you sad faggot. I guess it's not enough that you're a cuck, you need everyone else to be as well.

>>25687023
>I replied to it to be extremely upset on the internet about nothing!

I said no memes

be honest with me

this is a safe space, anon. you can tell me what you're really feeling.

>>25686638
You will meet her someday anon :)

>>25687044

Your posts are word-for-word excerpts of typical cuck fetish posts.

Perhaps you should quit talking about how much you hate white women and love black cock. That would go a long way towards disproving the idea that you're a cuck.

>>25687051
I'm being honest, you stupid fuck. I responded to him for the sake reason you're responding to me. Well, not the exact same reason. You're responding because you're stupid and like to waste peoples time. I actually had a reason to respond to that other guy. To tell him that threatening to assault someone through text is the pinnacle of stupidity.

>>25687044
>he's still replying

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>>25684534
Sof, but i'll never see her again T_T

>the one who dumped me

>>25687105

I still have people to laugh at. More than one. Why would I stop?

>>25687090
>this whole post

Dude, log off the internet.

You're done for today.

>>25687132
Take your own advice, moron. But you won't because stupid people love being hypocrites.

>>25686974
Actually, you're the one with low intelligence and low test. Making the baseless assumption that everyone who likes big asses are niggers is a fallacy. You know nothing about the posters here. What they look like, where they live. Anything. All you know is that they like big asses.

You seem pretty insecure about people like big asses. Why is that?

>>25687145
Oh the sweet irony. This is hilarious.

>>25687145

You're just babbling at this point.

Do you honestly believe that some posts on /r9k/ are worth getting this upset about? You sound like you're about to have a heart attack.

>>25687180
>Making the baseless assumption that everyone who likes big asses are niggers is a fallacy
>It's a fallacy because I say it is
This is how stupid you are.

>You know nothing about the posters here
Oh, I can tell plenty from their post. Like that you're an idiot, for example.

>All you know is that they like big asses.
From that I can tell that they're niggers or that they wish they were niggers.

>You seem pretty insecure about people like big asses. Why is that?
I dislike niggers.

>>25687210
You're just posting for the sake of posting, now.

>>25687214
You're doing the same thing. I doubt you even read or understood my post.

>>25686461

lol look at this low test faggot

look at him and laugh

but also breathe a sigh of relief that you aren't quite THIS cucked that the instant you see a white woman's behind your first thought is a black man's penis

I'm not even sure who's trolling who anymore ITT but I'm going to make my first post ever (I lurk 12 hours/day but never post) just to say, congratulations, faggots. This is thoroughly entertaining. ps you are both/all retarded niggers

>>25687242
>this
>whole
>post

Quit it you silly faggot.

>>25687263
Please read: >>25687145

original

>>25687253
You're going to die alone with no mommy to make you tendies.

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>>25684534
My standards are so high,I am sure my ideal gf doesn't exist

>>25687282

should we start posting pictures of erect penises to calm you?

I honestly can't figure out what else would make you stop at this point.

>>25687316

Here's an idea: you can stop responding. But like I've said over and over, you people are stupid. I'm calling you stupid and it upsets you, which is why you can't stop. Isn't this great?

>>25687242
Its a fallacy because the reasoning is flawed. Just because you like a voluptuous rear doesn't mean you're black. Anyone can like a nice butt. Just because its a fruit doesn't necessarily make it a pineapple.

And I can say the same thing. That you're a fucking retard.

>>25687391
>Just because you like a voluptuous rear doesn't mean you're black. Anyone can like a nice butt
Definitely. But niggers love big butts the most. To say that your "ideal woman" needs a big butt means you're probably a fucking nigger or brainwashed by nigger media.

>Just because its a fruit doesn't necessarily make it a pineapple
What the fuck kind of analogy is this? You're a fruit, you fucking gay cunt.

>And I can say the same thing. That you're a fucking retard.
You can say it but it has no impact whatsoever coming from you.

>>25687339
>Here's an idea: you can stop responding.

If it's such a good idea, then why won't you do it first?

You could have ended this 30 posts ago, and yet you're still here.

Btw, you're not just responding to one anon. I'm surprised you haven't figured that out by now...

>>25687431
It's what YOU should do. I'm not stopping because I still have people to call stupid. If there were nobody but me here, there would be no reason to post. I doubt you can understand that, though.

>Btw, you're not just responding to one anon
Oh, I know, but they're all equally stupid so they might as well be one person.

I was posting a nice reply whenmy reply was deleted, my phone spazzed out. I'm furious, still am, but there's no point. I want to cry and rage and destroy my faggot phone because I was so honest. Fuck this gay phone. Fuck myself.

There is no perfect girl. No girlfriend. No bull shit reason to make someone accept you for who you are, no altruist form of praise or shit like "I love you for X" where X is "you're strong" "you can set your mind to things and finish them" "youre kind", nope. Not having kids either. Everyone hates this fact. Sometimes I think only the unsure and foolish have kids, the scared and irresponsible.

Anyway, I ranted about visiting carnivals alone. It's fun to win the small crane prizes and eat cherry tipped white powdered sugar funnel cake. To ride Ferris wheels and loon at the skyline around. Can't see myself comlatibmr with anyone since I'm so dead inside and lack personality. I haven't spoken in some time. Soon I imagine I can pass off being mute. There is no reason to speak for me anymore. Not even fairy tales could love what we are, were worse than abominations stowed in castle prisons, not just ugly but soulless.

>>>25684534 (OP)
>>white
>>Shortish black hair(shoulder length)
>>5 feet tall
>>skinny but not skin/bones
>>A-cup; very small but perky
>>small but tight butt
>>cute face.
>>No tatooes, piercings, or body mods.
>Personality:
>>Humble but not insecure
>>shy and reserved
>>calls me out when I'm bullshiting
>>Well thought out opinions
>>Genuinely loves me, but is shy about showing it.
>>Wants to cuddle instead of pushing sex.
>>Shares my likes and some of my views.
>>Dresses and acts conservatively
>>likes hanging out at home watching TV and playing games.
>>Must be a virgin

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>shoulder length hair/hime cut
>skinny
>face that i consider cute
>shorter than me
>loves me, eager to please
>enjoys one of my own/traditionally feminine hobbies
>fun to talk to
>is a fucking dork

Race irrelevant, tits and ass irrelevant as long as it's not sagging granny tier

Of course, it's hypocritical for me to demand such a feminine woman without being masculine myself, so i'm getting in shape

>>25687449
>two hours later and he's still replying
>he's still mad

I'm not even reading your posts, I'm just typing whatever I think will upset you the most

it seems to be working.

nigger nigger black dick cuck BBC nigger

>>25687428
>But niggers love big butts the most
Have a reliable source to back that up, fuckface? Or are you just gonna play the "common knowledge" card like a pussy bitch?

>To say that your "ideal woman" needs a big butt means you're probably a fucking nigger or brainwashed by nigger media.
...No it doesn't. At all. You're just trying to shove your retarded ideology in everyone's faces.

>What the fuck kind of analogy is this? You're a fruit, you fucking gay cunt.
I knew you wouldn't understand because you're stupid as hell. Let me explain. The fruit is the human (who likes big asses). The pinapple represents niggers. Not all humans are black. Not all fruits are pinapples. Understand fuckface?

>>25687428
>if you dont like what I like you are a black and blacks are bad!

this is some kindergarten-level trolling

>>25687618
Thank you for proving that you are in fact an idiot.

>>25687622
>Have a reliable source to back that up, fuckface?
I need to PROVE to you that niggers love big butts? Wow. You're not even trying anymore.

>...No it doesn't. At all.
That's your opinion, which is wrong.

>The pinapple represents niggers
Why would niggers be a pineapple? You need a fruit that nobody likes. The most disgusting fruit. I can't think of one off the top of my head so let's just say that niggers would be a rotten pineapple.

>Not all humans are black
Thank god for that. If everybody in this thread were a nigger, all the posts would be
>MUH DICK
>MUH BIG BOOTY BITCHES
>WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT

>>25687663
>blacks aren't bad
I'm trolling, am I?

>Clingy
>Not into drugs
>Introverted
>Will play videogames with me
>Will watch shitty scary movies with me
>Will enjoy my childish humor, along with the occasional witticism
>Into some weird, awkward shit like being a furry, but keeps it to herself and a few friends.

How the hell do I meet girls like this? /soc/ is too shitty for awkward people to post. It's just a buncha fucking hipsters and shit.

>>25687688
>Thank you for proving that you are in fact an idiot.

This is the seventh time on this thread alone that you've said this.

>>25687754
and yet you still haven't gotten the message. It's almost like I'm completely justified in saying it.

>>25687688
>I need to PROVE to you that niggers love big butts? Wow. You're not even trying anymore.
Yes, and you need to prove that anyone who likes a big butt is a nigger.

>>25686396
Assuming >>25686306 was a nigger and claiming everyone who likes big asses are low test/niggers.

The burden of proof lies on you. Debate 101 kiddo

>>25687754
>>25687772
I can't tell whose baiting who anymore so I think we can agree you're both niggers who need to stop being niggers in this thread because I'd rather scour for posts made by potential femanons instead of big booty hungry niggers.

>>25687772
It's almost like you have the intelligence of a Fisher-Price toy that speaks only a handful of phrases.

>>25687780
>The burden of proof lies on you. Debate 101 kiddo
That'd be all well and good if I were debating with you instead of just insulting you for my own amusement.

You're an idiot. I don't feel the need to prove anything EXCEPT this.

>>25687813
The only thing I'll agree to is your suicide.

>>25687826
It's almost like robots are stupid enough to argue with a toy that repeats the same phrase over and over ;)

>>25687832
Confirmed nigger. Muted for saying so.

>>25684534
medium hight curvy and cute face

>>25687860
You admit to being a nigger, then? I'll get the rope.

>>25687832
So you can't refute my argument and are just trying to damage control by insulting me? My work here is done.

>>25687903
>My work here is done.
Is it? Are you sure? You can hang around if you want.

>>25686734
>implying any woman with a 3-digit IQ would ever even consider being a pathetic, lazy stay-at-home mother

It's also funny that you think that you could support such a large family on one income.

You're retarded m9

>>25687916
So do you like bony asses with zero fat on them?

>>25687935
>It's also funny that you think that you could support such a large family on one income.
Unless he has a high-paying salary job.

>>25687938
No, your mother doesn't get me off.
Regular sized asses are fine. I only called that first guy a nigger because he used the words "big butt" which triggered my nigger detector.

>>25687935

I make enough money to support such a family myself at the current moment. Additionally, I already acknowledged that this woman is an unattainable desire. Please learn to read English, m9.

>>25687969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

>>25688017
>"She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends"

Wew. The first few seconds of this video just reinforces my argument. Which is "big booties are for niggers".

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>>25684534
Not too needy, down to earth but adventurous to a fault, with a danger-seeking wild streak.
Basically Aureile from uer.

As long as she's qt, modest, and a virgin I'd probably be happy.

>16 - 19 years old
>4'8 - 5'2" inches tall
>18 - 22 inch waist
><95 pounds
>flat chest
>asian
>soft spoken
>eyes that look like she's going to cry all the time
>deeply religious
>saccharine sweet
>scared of ghosts and thunder
>likes watching movies and reading books
>can cook
>likes to knit/sew
>thinks I'm funny

>>25687022
Your crush was exactly like mine

f-fight me

>>25688180
i know someone like that

>>25688234
where do you live alibaba blox

cute
not a whore
loyal
submissive/passive
high IQ

You people with your high expectations

>>25688180
>asian
>deeply religious

Ugh... I know girls like this. They're nice and cute until they start talking to me about god and asking me to pray with them then I realise it's not worth it and avoid.

>>25688305
>woman
>high IQ

oh yeah that's not unrealistic at all

>>25688346
where do you live bloxibox

>>25688377
Australia. They were Korean girls. They literally approached me on campus and I thought my dreams were coming true but then I realised they were religious and it became more like a nightmare.

>>25688396
I took the information I needed from this post

>>25684534
exists on the third dimension and loves me

>awkward/autist like me
>quiet
>small girl, I like short thinner tiny girls since I'm 6'2" (inb4 Chad)
> wouldn't mind being degenerate with me every now and then
>scratches my head like a dog because this feels fucking amazing
>let's me play with her hair, likes being touchy feely
>no need for pointless words and strained interaction
>will go to carnivals with me holding my hand and play the crane game to win cute plushes
>wouldn't mind quiet and listening to music or singing with me sometimes
>would calm me as I calm her

Tbh senpai this hurt to imagine

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>>25688520
>tfw the idea that us tallbros will go through life without having this
If I can't make it then I hope you do.

>>25688584
It's too late for us anon.

It's been too late since November of the 1990s for me.

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well if she was real that be a good start

>>25688293
california
got muted

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Basically exactly Rose.

Or a short haired tomboy who is sexually aggressive.

>>25687039
Girls can't into subtly, anon. They barely even half-assed it.

>>25688814
what part of california? balibox

>not a midget
>not fat
>not a retard
>loyal
>no transgender/gay defence squad ideologies
>a bit nerdy

I'm not asking for much, but even those that fit this are full of shit if they watch western cartoons instead of superior chinese ones