>>25684534 >Caucasian (sorry, not sorry) >brunette hair; length to about the biceps; wavy, but not too wavy >Brown eyes with that amber glow in the sun >light freckles >about 5'9" >not too fit, but strong calves from an old physical hobby like dancing >those little, brown beauty marks on the body (look at Jennifer Lawrence for an example) >B-cup; round and firm >tight ass, but nothing too big >cute, nose (not too narrow and long, but not too large either) >lips with just the right amount of volume to them
Personality: >NOT submissive, but not too domineering except in the bedroom where she can take as much control as she pleases >strong-willed >a little naggy about my health >competitive, but not to the point of being an ass in victory >a bit intellectual with a soft side for teen drama (ie vampire diaries, hunger games, etc) >willing to cook, but not willing to be the sole chef >wants to hyphenate when married >sing-songs what she's doing or what she's looking at >ACTUALLY WILLING TO TAKE THE FUCKING TRASH OUT >decent with cars (mostly because I'm not) >tolerates my obsession with Taylor Swift because she secretly loves her too >wants more than one kid, but less than six >affectionate, but finds it a bit embarrassing in public >Loves reading/television/movies and participates in the different fandoms >Not as into video games as myself, but appreciates fun single-players experiences with interesting plots >likes to tease (joking at my expense) >likes to joke about various things (has a good sense of humor) >isn't tied down by gender norms >prefers pants over dresses and skirts (still actually wiling to wear dresses though
>tall >slender with a flat stomach >long dark hair >bright green eyes >wears glasses >small or no boobs >pale skin >no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal >honest >kind >compassionate >sweet >able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest >smart >doesn't play mindgames >doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing >doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments >doesn't act like a child >likes me as much as I like them >caring and willing to show it >doesn't want kids
>Not fat >Not ugly >At least 5ft6 >Has a well paying job to match mine >Cleans >Cooks >Washes clothes >Gives me sex on the tap >Not afraid of motorcycles, and interested in purchasing one for her self >Not afraid of getting dirty, shooting guns, camping, hunting etc.. >Loyal >Honest >Can joke around >Doesn't get offended by racist jokes >Swears
>>25684534 >white >5'10" >Short hair; a little less than shoulder length >pale skin >fit body >B cup; perky >cute face like pic related
>not submissive; brings the bantz, in the bedroom we wrestle for dominance >intellectual; preferably also a PhD student >plays vidya, likes to complain about how shit vidya has become and play Quake with me >enjoys ambient, house, and shoegaze music >loves hiking and being outdoors >loves to read Harold Bloom-approved literature >affectionate, likes to hold hands and sit on my shoulders as we walk around >doesn't dress like a slut >committed to certain political causes that we share
I know, she's not real, you don't have to tell me.
>>25686461 >What's the difference between you and a fucking nigger? There isn't one. You're some self hating wigger faggot. You could fucking inject yourself with test and you wouldn't have as much as me.
>Nationalist/fascist/nazi/paleocon/any alt-right philosophy in general >Pantheist >Blonde/blue eyes >Likes psychedelic drugs >Not a whore >Wants 6+ children >Traditional gender roles/stay at home mom >Second or third standard deviation in intelligence >Wants to live innawoods
Since some of these are contradictory I assume that no such woman will ever actually exist
>long, dark hair >not chubby, but not flat. medium to big boobs (c, b cups, firm.) >5'5" >light freckles >warm smile >cute nose >dresses cutely >cute cheeks >round and peachy ass (medium-small) >has pink hair
Personality >smart and a bit intelectual, but not jerk elitist intelectual >submissive in public/when talking, but a dom in the bedroom >talks softly or is bubbly, no in-betweens >really worried about me (i.e health, work, studies, etc) >strong willed >GREAT sense of humor >a bit kinky, but really shy about it >wants children >wants to be a housewife >makes logical decisions (drama queens can die in a hole) >kind >likes me as much as I like her
They can't stop because they KNOW I'm right. Well, that or they're just idiots. Actually, it's more likely that they're idiots. If they weren't idiots then there wouldn't be a single tripfag because nobody would ever respond to them.
Very skinny (but toned and somewhat shapely) white woman with long dark hair and nice smile and good slightly strong eyebrows. Weird/awkward personality but really confident and can make talk if she wants, but weirds people out a little.
>>25685931 >i'm a girl like this >how do you feel about pierced ears >since i have them i'm secretly afraid it'll ruin my chances with you >i'm communicating this while also seeing if you're intelligent enough to detect the subtly in the way i'm doing it
>>25687051 I'm being honest, you stupid fuck. I responded to him for the sake reason you're responding to me. Well, not the exact same reason. You're responding because you're stupid and like to waste peoples time. I actually had a reason to respond to that other guy. To tell him that threatening to assault someone through text is the pinnacle of stupidity.
>>25686974 Actually, you're the one with low intelligence and low test. Making the baseless assumption that everyone who likes big asses are niggers is a fallacy. You know nothing about the posters here. What they look like, where they live. Anything. All you know is that they like big asses.
You seem pretty insecure about people like big asses. Why is that?
I'm not even sure who's trolling who anymore ITT but I'm going to make my first post ever (I lurk 12 hours/day but never post) just to say, congratulations, faggots. This is thoroughly entertaining. ps you are both/all retarded niggers
>>25687242 Its a fallacy because the reasoning is flawed. Just because you like a voluptuous rear doesn't mean you're black. Anyone can like a nice butt. Just because its a fruit doesn't necessarily make it a pineapple.
And I can say the same thing. That you're a fucking retard.
>>25687391 >Just because you like a voluptuous rear doesn't mean you're black. Anyone can like a nice butt Definitely. But niggers love big butts the most. To say that your "ideal woman" needs a big butt means you're probably a fucking nigger or brainwashed by nigger media.
>Just because its a fruit doesn't necessarily make it a pineapple What the fuck kind of analogy is this? You're a fruit, you fucking gay cunt.
>And I can say the same thing. That you're a fucking retard. You can say it but it has no impact whatsoever coming from you.
>>25687431 It's what YOU should do. I'm not stopping because I still have people to call stupid. If there were nobody but me here, there would be no reason to post. I doubt you can understand that, though.
>Btw, you're not just responding to one anon Oh, I know, but they're all equally stupid so they might as well be one person.
I was posting a nice reply whenmy reply was deleted, my phone spazzed out. I'm furious, still am, but there's no point. I want to cry and rage and destroy my faggot phone because I was so honest. Fuck this gay phone. Fuck myself.
There is no perfect girl. No girlfriend. No bull shit reason to make someone accept you for who you are, no altruist form of praise or shit like "I love you for X" where X is "you're strong" "you can set your mind to things and finish them" "youre kind", nope. Not having kids either. Everyone hates this fact. Sometimes I think only the unsure and foolish have kids, the scared and irresponsible.
Anyway, I ranted about visiting carnivals alone. It's fun to win the small crane prizes and eat cherry tipped white powdered sugar funnel cake. To ride Ferris wheels and loon at the skyline around. Can't see myself comlatibmr with anyone since I'm so dead inside and lack personality. I haven't spoken in some time. Soon I imagine I can pass off being mute. There is no reason to speak for me anymore. Not even fairy tales could love what we are, were worse than abominations stowed in castle prisons, not just ugly but soulless.
>>>25684534 (OP) >>white >>Shortish black hair(shoulder length) >>5 feet tall >>skinny but not skin/bones >>A-cup; very small but perky >>small but tight butt >>cute face. >>No tatooes, piercings, or body mods. >Personality: >>Humble but not insecure >>shy and reserved >>calls me out when I'm bullshiting >>Well thought out opinions >>Genuinely loves me, but is shy about showing it. >>Wants to cuddle instead of pushing sex. >>Shares my likes and some of my views. >>Dresses and acts conservatively >>likes hanging out at home watching TV and playing games. >>Must be a virgin
>>25687428 >But niggers love big butts the most Have a reliable source to back that up, fuckface? Or are you just gonna play the "common knowledge" card like a pussy bitch?
>To say that your "ideal woman" needs a big butt means you're probably a fucking nigger or brainwashed by nigger media. ...No it doesn't. At all. You're just trying to shove your retarded ideology in everyone's faces.
>What the fuck kind of analogy is this? You're a fruit, you fucking gay cunt. I knew you wouldn't understand because you're stupid as hell. Let me explain. The fruit is the human (who likes big asses). The pinapple represents niggers. Not all humans are black. Not all fruits are pinapples. Understand fuckface?
>>25687618 Thank you for proving that you are in fact an idiot.
>>25687622 >Have a reliable source to back that up, fuckface? I need to PROVE to you that niggers love big butts? Wow. You're not even trying anymore.
>...No it doesn't. At all. That's your opinion, which is wrong.
>The pinapple represents niggers Why would niggers be a pineapple? You need a fruit that nobody likes. The most disgusting fruit. I can't think of one off the top of my head so let's just say that niggers would be a rotten pineapple.
>Not all humans are black Thank god for that. If everybody in this thread were a nigger, all the posts would be >MUH DICK >MUH BIG BOOTY BITCHES >WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT
>Clingy >Not into drugs >Introverted >Will play videogames with me >Will watch shitty scary movies with me >Will enjoy my childish humor, along with the occasional witticism >Into some weird, awkward shit like being a furry, but keeps it to herself and a few friends.
How the hell do I meet girls like this? /soc/ is too shitty for awkward people to post. It's just a buncha fucking hipsters and shit.
>>25687754 >>25687772 I can't tell whose baiting who anymore so I think we can agree you're both niggers who need to stop being niggers in this thread because I'd rather scour for posts made by potential femanons instead of big booty hungry niggers.
>16 - 19 years old >4'8 - 5'2" inches tall >18 - 22 inch waist ><95 pounds >flat chest >asian >soft spoken >eyes that look like she's going to cry all the time >deeply religious >saccharine sweet >scared of ghosts and thunder >likes watching movies and reading books >can cook >likes to knit/sew >thinks I'm funny
>>25688377 Australia. They were Korean girls. They literally approached me on campus and I thought my dreams were coming true but then I realised they were religious and it became more like a nightmare.
>awkward/autist like me >quiet >small girl, I like short thinner tiny girls since I'm 6'2" (inb4 Chad) > wouldn't mind being degenerate with me every now and then >scratches my head like a dog because this feels fucking amazing >let's me play with her hair, likes being touchy feely >no need for pointless words and strained interaction >will go to carnivals with me holding my hand and play the crane game to win cute plushes >wouldn't mind quiet and listening to music or singing with me sometimes >would calm me as I calm her
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