Red flags for girls thread I'll start. >Has a mental illness

>likes me


Wait, you already said mentally ill...

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>she eats pizza

>"I love horses"

>"drama always follows me, I never cause it"

>"I don't want kids ever"

>"my career goals include 'housewife' that's why I'm not in school!!"

>>25680818
>horses
THISTHISTHISTHIS

Every girl I've ever met that likes horses is fucking mental in at least one degree.

>>25680849
They are good for friends, but NEVER get in bed with them from what I hear.

I was friends with a horse girl and her bf for a while in college. This bitch was insane, not mean but she put her horse in before everything!! Like before studying, eating, blowing her bf, everything eas secondary to this 4 legged horse.

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>owns The Nightmare Before Christmas merch

redflags for boys
>no male friends
>only female friends
>nu male
>male feminist
>genderfluid
>mentally ill

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>Greasy hair

>>25680818
The middle two apply to me and I am a sentient red flag

>>25680927
look guys it's the tripfag everyone hates because she wants to be recognised and wants attention. Kill yourself.

>has a vagina

Disgusting

>>25680625
>uses omegle
nope nope nope nope nope


>>25680927

redflags for girls

>trips on r9k

jk you're alright

>>25680625

>"liberal"
>dyed hair
>over usage of emoticons
>doesn't want kids
>bisexual
>an overt gender identity

"I don't really like hanging out with girls, there's so much drama hehe"

Translation: I don't behave like a normal person so my peers talk a lot of shit, and I'd rather cut them off entirely than work on my social skills and public image

>>25680981
I'd still date and forcibly impregnate you tbqh

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>her second toe is longer than her big toe

>dates/fucks blacks
>likes pop music
>friends with any men, even gays

>>25681075

DID YOU SEEEEE THE TOE?

>likes or shows any sort of interest in someone who posts on this board whether they are aware of this or not

Face it, anyone that would like any of you spergs is a shitter.

I used to think that dyed hair was a meme, but after some time I came to find that all girls with abnormal hair has some kind of issue that will affect you

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>>25680849
>this girl owns horses

It really is quite a phenomenon

I just got broken up by a girl with more red flags than a place with loads of red flags.

>No female friends 'too much drama'
>Bi-sexual (although has only ever had male partners)
>Finds Jeff Dunham funny
>Finding russell howard funny
>Athiest (she is getting an athiest symbol tatooed on her in the next few weeks)
>obessively uses social media and taking selfies
>very few friends
>Mummy issues (bad relationship with mum)
>General mental health issues (anxiety + depression + ADHD and super low self esteem)
>Needing constant attention to be happy
>lost virginity before at 14 or younger

>has a mental illness

They all have mental illnesses.

> youre the second biggest penis ive had anon

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>Hair dyed any color of the rainbow
>Has a tattoo of a dumb quote written in cursive.

"Wherever I am, find me with a smile"

>>25681105
Oh shit I didn't explain.

She broke her hymen originally when she was like 12 riding her horse, and if healed back into a super hymen.

Then it wouldn't break during normal sex.

Que hairbrush

>>25680625
>Atheist
>Has had more than 2 partners in the past
>ever had a one night stand
>Protestant
>Gets drunk
>Does any drugs
>Piercings anywhere, but ears
>Tattoos
>Won't wait for marriage
>Doesn't like kids
>Bad relationship with her father
>Raised by a single mother
>Was raped

>>25680927
>is black

Jk my gf is qt black. How should I bring race play into the bedroom mystery? She is a cockslave in behavior but not in name

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>>25681107
>finds jeff dunham funny

this might be the reddest flag in the thread
if this is a real life roastie you're talking about, drop her

Owning more than one cat

>>25681128

On the topic of tattoos

>sleeves
>chinese/japanese words/phrases
>lip tattoos

I'm not even that much of a faggot about ink, but there is such a thing as taste.

>>25681137
give her the dick, then drop her

it has literally never been so simple

>>25681107
oh and she had dyed hair and was liberal although was kinda racist.

>>25680625
>She has BPD

Literally the only fucking thing ill back away from

>She uses twitter
>She watches Celebrity or gossip TV
>"I prefer hanging out with guys, girls are so much drama"
>"outgoing"
>Lots of friends

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red flags for girl from NEET biological female
>hates me
>mean to me
>won't be my friend

girls, if you are reading this, please be my friend.

Forgot to mention in my earlier post

>Astrology

Anyone else?

>>25681148
this should be given out to all men as a checklist, if she checks positive for any of these, bang em and leave em, at most. Saving this and keeping this in my wallet. except the waiting for marraige part, come on anon.

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>>25680625
>interest in space
>dyed hair
>tattoos
>make up her face every hour
>take pics of her full body frequently
>black or asian
>not virgin
>jew
>poor
>weed
>uses the word 'dude'
>teenager music taste

>>25681107
Oh and last thing i forgot! She was raped at age 14. And had an abusive boyfriend after that.

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>>25681107
Did we just break up with the same girl? Brianna? Lmfao my ex is this verbatim.

>finds will ferrell funny
>has ever referred to herself as a nerd
>fat
>horse meme exists for a reason Jesus Christ

>>25680927
hi again normie

>>25681227
>interest in space

Why is that a red flag again, anon?

>>25681107
so similar to my ex, had to leave her too anon. It was unbearable, and it would never have worked out anyway, lost causes.

>>25681235
Aha nice to know I am not the only one here stupid enough to date a girl who had a disgusting personality just because she was hot lol.

>>25681046
>jk you're alright
jk trips are the worst part of 4chan and that's saying a lot

>>25681225
I'm Roman Catholic anon
I don't bang anyone :^)

>>25680927
>no male friends
One male friend :^)
>only female friends
Literally one friend, no females
>nu male
what the fuck is that?
>male feminist
passed
>genderfluid
passed
>mentally ill
f-fuck
I wanted a mystery.jpg waifu

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>>25681268
Wait, what was the girl's last name, no way we are talking about the same girl.

>she likes rap music
>she is fat
>ever talks about having sex or her sex experiences
>watches let's players on youtube
>vocal political opinions (no matter what they may be)

>>25681047
Girls that use a lot of emoticons are supposed to be sexually adventurous says NPR

>>25681276
I dunno anon

Give me a normalfag free r9k over a tripfag free r9k any day of the fucking week

>>25681290
I'm putting you on my redflag list because you want to date mystery.jpg and you are flirting with her in this thread.

>>25681297

>She likes rap music

Hey now, lets not go flying off the handle and lump everything together.

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>goes out to party every weekend
>drinks
>lots of male friends, few female friends
STAY AWAY

>>25681210
Do you have steam femanon?

>>25681264
I had serious doubts about her and didn't really show much affection, I just kept seeing her in the hope I would end up liking her personlity, but she broke up with me first so she could have the upperhand. She now just sends me snapchats of her and her new guy while at the same time texting me asking if we can still be friends lol. But same thing she was never longterm going to be the right girl for me.

How about you?

>>25681287
but wouldn't you be bothered if she has? my current has slept with 3 and I have slept with 2 others, I think its fair that I get one more to make it even. Might dro that on her lap on a trip to amsterdam, bang a prossie while she watches.

>>25681318
A normalfag free r9k would be a tripfag free r9k.

>>25681151
why the fuck are you asking me this as though im some sort of authority on degenerate fetishes?

>she has an opinion on anything

>>25681352
Well how would you like to be cockslaved? I want to be gentle about it

>>25681155
I basically told her I wanted to see where things went while she wanted a relationship, after a while she ended it because her self-esteem was too low and she found some generic idiot who would hug and cuddle her 24/7 and stroke her fragile ego.

>>25680927
I have slight autism, and when I say it people are always surprised. So I probably passed then

>>25681360
I've done things I regret too (won't be getting into that though) so I'll tolerate a small number of pre-marital partners that weren't one night stands as long as she repents.

>>25681373
i wouldn't

also have you heard of google?

>>25681148
most of these are absolute shite
you have too high standards lad

>>25681340
I was with her for two years until I decided to go on holiday with high school bros, she had no money and it was bros only so when I told her I wanted to go, she initially said fine, not like I needed permission, but over the coming months she became unbearable.
>needed constant attention to be happy
>low self esteem
as you said. It came to a point where she was asking me to either cancel the holiday or say goodbye. I went on holiday and had the best time of my life. Now have sane GF and less hassle. Let her have her upper hand, she still got raped hahaha

>>25681413
She's self hating like you, I think she'll be into it, you probably would too if you were honest with yourself.

>>25681334
You are a bully.. ;_;

>>25681420
I fit all of these myself friendo
My standards for appearance are way lower, and I'm not going to drop my standards for a good wife and mother

>was "raped"

>>25681466
I pass all of them I mean

>People talking about past relationships

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25681404
This was meant for>>25681343'
Just noticed

>>25681452
the only thing i hate more than me is men like you

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>she has a roastie

>>25681327
well I dont know of any good rap, im a weeb.
but my previous oneitis really liked some nigger rappers who I forgot, and I saw her tweet one time "<nigger rapper I forgot> is so hot <3<3" it made my blood boil I actually flipped on her.
she was half Japanese half mexican, so much for Japanese hating black people.

>>25681515
Would you be my gf? I'm tall and chad-esque

>>25681500
thats reasonable bro

>>25681545
no

literally never

consider suicide

>>25681521

>yfw a roastie prefers mutilated dicks

>>25681533
I agree. If she listens to rap on a regular basis she is trash and belongs in the trash.

Does anyone have that /pol/ guide to women with the dyed hair stuff?

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Fuck off with the attention whoring. This isn't the board for that.

Red flags:
>snapchat, just in general
>"my abusive ex"
>"I was raped"
>tumblrsexual
>polygamous
>opinions directly influenced by outside sources

>>25681568
>tfw cutfag who likes roasties

>>25681561
b-but I'd make it worth your while

my kik is realjman546

>>25681561
Mystery why are you so mean to your fans.

I bet you'd have a nice robot or cyborg bf right now if you gave the right one a chance. Or why not switch to women?

>>25681293
We are probably not talking about the same girl, her last name was Dunnet

>>25681561

>oh look at me, I'm a girl and I don't like chads you guys~
>don't hit on me!
>I don't like normies~

No, you consider suicide you insipid cunt.

>more than 50+ friends on facebook
>nose piercing (bull ring)
>Piercings other than ears (no more than 1 each ear)
>non virgin
>cake face (too much make up, hiding something)
>studying politics
>uses twitter
>3+ guy 'friends'
>5+ girl friends
>tattoos
>chinese/japanese calligraphy tattoo (unless chinese or japanese)
>parents raised her on NEET bucks
>no steam account
>blonde/ Hair dyed blonde.
>full body selfies

thats a start.

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>>25681570
>hair never dyed
>pretty much just lazy and uncreative tbqh

>>25680625
>Not a virgin
>Does drugs
>Tatooes or weird piercings
>Believes in open relationships
>obese

>she thinks she's funny because she does over-the-top "look how 4chan meta i am" "humor" and all her unfunny female friends go along with it and all her male friends are too beta to say "HOLY SHIT STOP DOING THAT" and now you have to pretend it's funny also

Haha so unique and quirky! I love your stream of consciousness grammarless sentences. Those are the best jokes because they have no punchlines. Haha, non sequitur humor. Lol. Haha, zany statements also lacking punchlines about how you're so hungry could eat a whole cow! Haha, and now the joke is that, even though that was a silly thing to say, you're belaboring the point even more, as if you're oblivious to how silly it was. Lmao. I'm glad you spend just enough time on 4chan to pick up lowercase shitposting dialect but not enough time to become actually funny.

>has a masculine penis

>>25681605
Already a big ask nowadays, maybe in the fifties anon

>>25681592
>having a kik

i'm getting too old for the web

>>25681594
>>25681597
i have a bf he's more of a normie than i am

>>25681605
>tfw my mom fits all of these descriptions minus the nose ring and tattoos

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>>25681635
literally why do you spend time here.

>>25681633
I know.
there has to be a perfect qt for me somewhere right?

>>25681655
Sorry to break it to you but your mom isn't a virgin.

> any obnoxious hair colour, bright red, any pastel colour
> atheist (surprised I'm not the only one here)
> says "ironically" or any other stupid modern keywords
> smokes
> likes stupid music, esp. hipster and drone
> sideshave

I could be here all day, so I'll just post these

>>25681686
i meant my mom is a walking red flag

>implying robots wouldn't jump on the chance to d8 my mom anyway

>>25681747
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

>>25681747
Can I have a threeway with you and your mom?

>>25681048
>my peers talk a lot of shit, and I'd rather cut them off entirely
seems like an effective solution to the problem to me

>>25681669
have a gf at the moment but if I could get one like your list id trade that shit in. There probably is but you need a plan. Get chad-like and you might get a nice late teen gf you get claim before she becomes regular used trash. They only go for well dress, good looking , muscular types with nice cars, or niggers.

>she isn't a virgin
This is the most important red flag. It also means you're a cuck if you're actually willing to be with a girl who has had another man's cock thrusted inside her pussy and his sperm spewed onto the walls of her inner cunt.
Protip: sperm DNA stays inside of a female for her entire life.

>>25681789
i'm a failure in my momma's eyes

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>>25681823
being with a man whose cock has been covered in vaginal fluids is even worse. literally a poastie.

>>25681829
Why? Did you follow in her footsteps?

>>25681075
this
has always bothered me
it's also unattractive, but it's feet so who cares?

>>25681816
im nothing like you described.
especially muscular. least im not overweight, bout the only thing going for me.

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>>25681178
Lips?
I've heard of eyes, but lips?

>having sex within a week

>>25681823
sperm stays in there for weeks at most anon, drown it with your cum. And only way to get over the fact shes been with others is to get lots of pussy yourself, way more sex partners than her, that way if you ever start resenting her, you can think of all the pussy youve had

>>25681886
like on the inner side of the lip or something desu i guess

>>25681856
Nope, at least we can wash our dicks thoroughly with soap.

>>25680625
Uses 4chan
Curses

>>25681912
>being with a man knowing that his sperm has floated aimlessly through another woman's cervix

literally cucking yourself, sisters

>>25681874
>wanting a pure qt
>not putting in any effort whatsoever

Sounds about right. You faggots are pathetic.

>>25681104
>all girls with abnormal hair has some kind of issue that will affect you
>all girls have some kind of issue that will affect you

fixed it for you. no need to thank me. i am just looking out for you. i will always be here...watching...waiting, to swoop in and save you from yourself.

>Goes on Tumblr more than like once every few days.

>Gets mad about holding open doors

>"I prefer hanging out with guys anyway" "I'm just one of the guys"

>Insults as defense when angered.

>>25681886

Yes sir, on the inside of the lip, usually the bottom one. Google it.

>>25681940
Could somebody please help me with hiding trips? I don't want to see any trips at all, is there a way to do that?

Why is having a lot of guy friends a red flag?

>>25681107
>athiest symbol
they have symbols?

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>>25681911
WHAT THE FADOODLEY

>>25681871
>no friends
>not social
>i have 150 friends on facebook and she is nearly at 500
>my facebook is pretty much kids from middle school and otherwise empty, she uploads new pictures every day
>won't go blonde
>won't use twitter
>thinks i dress poorly
>wants my belly button pierced (wish i was kidding)
>went into a boring field she can't even pronounce

>>25681946
i would put in effort when i find a girl thats not going to stuff me around and not use me.

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Keep building the list

>>25681912
women can clean out their vaginas too
it also cleanses itself each month

>>25681968
Close your eyes and walk away nigga

>>25680625
>She doesn't eat healthy.
>She doesn't work out.
>She doesn't have a job.
>she dyes her hair.
>she doesn't know how to cook.
>she is fat.
>she has poor hygiene.
>she doesn't know at least 3 languages.
>she has debt.
>she does drugs.
>she has piercings.
>she believes white people have privilege.
>she is for sex before marriage.
Mental illness doesn't bother me as long as she doesn't cheat.

>>25682161
>being unable to google
took me 5 seconds
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/16084184/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2ohmw9/pubmed_women_carry_dna_of_casual_sex_partners_for/

>>25682161
That's bullshit spread by feminists to trick men into thinking that a girl's vagina isn't permanently imprinted when a guy fucks her. Truly disgusting desu.

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>>25682255
>linking to reddit as a source
wew lad...

>>25681968
I'll help, there should be a filter function in your setting function in either the top or lower right corner of your page. Click it and manually enter their trip or use the anonymize function that is avaliable somewhere there.

>>25682259
plain bullshit anon but if that were true, does that mean when youre conceived, your entire body is coated pemanently in your dads cum?

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>>25682297
I just grabbed the first link and then listed the link it came with, people could not be retarded and do their own research tbqhwyf

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>>25682361
>plain bullshit anon but if that were true, does that mean when youre conceived, your entire body is coated pemanently in your dads cum?
Holy shit everything about this post

>>25682255
>>25682297
The source is real but doesn't provide much information, you can see the results state that they were unsure if it was caused by sex.

>unrecognized spontaneous abortion, vanished male twin, an older brother transferred by the maternal circulation, or sexual intercourse

They're saying they aren't exactly sure how it is happening and it could be many other things besides sexual intercourse. Microchimerism has only been shown to happen to people who get pregnant. It's saying these other cases could be things like "unrecognized spontaneous abortion, vanished male twin, an older brother transferred by the maternal circulation or sexual intercourse".

21% of females have microchimerism but about 57% of females have children in their lifetime. You can see how microchimerism doesn't always happen and they're having a difficult time figuring out how it is happening.

Chimerism in general usually only happens if you absorb DNA in the womb while you are a fetus or pregnancy. It seems much more likely that that these women have vanished male twins or older brothers.

>>25682361
>Because DNA forms a thick film around the child.

Enjoy cucking your bf.

>>25680625
>she has a vagina

All women have the potential to ruin your life with false rape charges,false domestic abuse and sperm jacking you.

>>25682456
>Chimerism in general usually only happens if you absorb DNA in the womb while you are a fetus or pregnancy. It seems much more likely that that these women have vanished male twins or older brothers.
Sure but not outside the realm of possibility that it's from dude splooge, which makes the meme so great. Further, if you kept up with black twitter like all robots should, bitches have an epidemic of ghost pussy it's not too unlikely she had an abortion of a male son or unknown failed male pregnancy.
There's spooky pussy out there, I'm warnin' yah lad.
The other links
http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=253673
http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.87.7.8656
>Many of patients with male cell-positive thyroids had no history of earlier male pregnancies at the time of surgery. This did not necessarily exclude the possibility of undetected first trimester pregnancies, because it has been demonstrated that fetal microchimerism can be established in the first month of pregnancy. In addition, the possibility of fetal microchimerism due to sexual intercourse as a result of lymphocytes in semen should be considered.

>>25680625
>mental illness
you mean their vaginas?

>>25682006
I dno it was a upside down cross she said

>>25682650
But that's a catholic religious symbol for st peter.

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>>25682650
She's going to get a St. Peter's cross to proclaim her atheism.
Sounds like the edgy satanists who don't know early Christians used the pentagram

>>25682671
Yeah well desu she wasn't that clever and I never let her talk about her dumb athiest shit so I never worked out why she thought that was it.

>>25681198
>shes a tripfag piece of shit

>>25681413
>>25681198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

organic comment

>>25681227
You will never find a gf you fucking autismo

>>25682297
>having a tripcode
Wew lass die cunt

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>Does not smoke weed
>Does not know people to buy weed from
>Has only male friends
>Vegetarian/vegan
>Not working full time
>Doing "creative" and "fun" degree with no application in real world
>Studying engineering and getting terrible grades but smug math/science asshole
>Plays autistic games like minecraft exclusively
>21+ and still a virgin (frigid)
>Wants more out of life other than weed, vidya and anime

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>>25683711
>Wants more out of life other than weed, vidya and anime
That's terrifying onii-chan~

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>>25680908
>>25681104
>>25681128
>>25681148
>>25681297
>>25681333
>>25681475
>>25681572
>>25681605 minus steam faggotry
>>25681689
>>25681823
>>25682533
Everything here so far.

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>>25680625
>She doesn't like Edmund Burke

No Burke
No Perks

Why don't women understand this?

>>25681689
Why atheism?

Although I do understand the people who are "lel God is not real so edgy" should be round up and shot

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Can't believe nobody posted this yet

>>25680927
i absolutely agree with this and i don't particularly like you although i think that's only because it's part of the culture of this board not to like you

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>>25683711
>>Does not smoke weed
>>Does not know people to buy weed from
>>Wants more out of life other than weed, vidya and anime

>>25681107
That's nothing. Get a load of my ex:
>asian adopted
>adopted by white single mom
>the mom used to beat her
>she cuts
>anxiety disorder
>got sexually assaulted by an uncle
>dated a nigger
>told me she saw me as a father figure

She was truly a starter gf and I haven't had any others

Red flags for human beings:

>Owns more than two Apple products
>Listens exclusively to top forty
>Can't even pan-fry food
>Calls people gay past age fourteen
>Believes in democracy
>Supports a political party out of tradition
>Supports a political party at all
>Only buys branded goods even when poor
>Unwarranted pride in race or inherited wealth
>Thinks alcohol isn't a drug
>Uses tradition as justification for anything
>Eats primarily fast food
>Never exercises
>Thinks faith is as valuable as empirical data
>Blames others for own failings
>Categorically rejects violence on principle
>Conversely, see no solution but violence
>No grasp of the relativity of Good and Evil
>No interest in history
>Tells lies to impress you, or others
>Gets angry on the internet
>Most or all clothes feature large company logos

If I think of any more I'll say: my goal is to develop a personal red flag list that eventually comes to encompass the entire human race.

>>25684146
some of these are right, some of these are wrong. as a rule of thumb, all of the ones that apply to me are wrong

>>25683711
>>25683795
>>25684100
420 blaze it faggots confirmed insufferable faggots.

>>25682671
>>25682701
Modern bastardization depicts it as a symbol of defiance, primarily. It's not really used to proclaim atheism.

>>25684172
I've always found my opinions to be correct and the opinions of others to be insufferable nonsense.

>>25680818
>"my career goals include 'housewife' that's why I'm not in school!!"
Oh no that was me

>>25681048
This one too :^(

>>25684146
>empiricist and relativist
Toplel. Nice opinions though.

>>25681610
but my mom made me dye my hair blonde when i was little (like 8) and now i cant find a dye that wont fade out

>>25681107
Holy shit you just broke up with my ex.. wtf m8

>>25681155
this senpai bloxyrobots

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>>25684146
>tfw none of these red flags got me
Are you that Catholic faglord who posts everywhere? If so, I'm aware you don't hold yourself to your own standards.

>>25681823
Ethan. You're wrong and you know it. explain yourself, protip you know you can't. Your argument breaks down into nonsense, you get emotional, it's all very funny tbqh

>>25681148
>Atheist and Protestant at the same time

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>>25684229
Get your shit together.

Seriously, get it together, you are "that girl". Or knowing this board "that trap"

Don't be the weirdo chick who only hangs out with guys and has no job or education. That makes you a loser like the rest of us. Except with a vagina.

Pic related, you are the one on the bottom.

>>25680849
>>25681105

In many ancient cultures, horses were seen as symbols of male sexual power and virility.

There is clearly some freudian bullshit at work here.

>Facebook posts are 80% Tumblr posts
>Posts feminist propaganda
>Doesn't drink at all because "alcohol tastes bad"
>Vegan
>Fat
>Smokes weed
>Super edgy against all religion
>Plays games like Assassins Creed, Portal, Minecraft or Pokemon (Only applicable past the age of 18)
>Raised by a single mother
>No female friends
>Picky eater
>Has history of cutting

>>25681137
>super hymen
I will never hear this term again in my whole life.

>Doesn't know how to use the word "literally"
>Only hobby is playing video games

>>25680625
every girl is a redflag except for the one....

>>25684321
Or maybe I dislike both

>>25684304
Nah senpai, I'm just some bloke with an internet connection and a primary education.

makes a big deal out of being a victim of something. her mental problems, her anxiety, the way people have treated and cheated her

the make a big deal out of those things because they think it makes it okay when they act like a fuck later. "but I'm the victim here! It's not my fault, it's my bi-anxi-pression daddy iss-orders!"

>>25686819
Because you are an idiot.

>>25687203
Why do you care that I dislike those things?

>>25680927
>>only female friends

THATS ME. I can't help it, I'd rather talk to cute girls and listen to their cute voices then bro it up with guys.

>>25680625
>dyed hair
>chipped nail polish
>hobbies include "dancing" i.e. clubslut

>>25680849
This is a worldwide thing
I've had friends from Bangladesh to Japan tell me to avoid horse girls.
Why tho? Do they all fuck their horses?

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>>25683711
>does not smoke weed
>does not know people to buy weed from
>read the rest
>they all make sense
until
>21+ and still a virgin (frigid)
>Wants more out of life other than weed, vidya and anime

i don't understand. why do some people have a obsessiveness with weed? yeah, its good and all. but fuck
in my eyes, a girl who doesn't smoke weed or hardly does it is good in my book.

>>25686999
This goes for men too

it goes specifically for robots in fact

>I'm an outcast
>I'm allowed to be the worst person imaginable

>has a vagina
Girlcock or gtfo

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>Neon colored hair
>Piercings in any place besides the ears
>Tattoos
>Can't cook

>any kind of facial piercings
Ear is ok
>tattoos
>only has guy friends
>feminist
>uses tumblr
>has an Instagram
>uses reddit
>far left or far right
>dyed hair
>rides horses
>only dates black guys
>likes mainstream animu

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>>25680818
>>25680849

>one of my 9 year old nieces loves horses

>>25681048
This. It means she's a slut and has fucked a lot of Chads.That's why the other girls call her a whore.

>>25688230
She's a psycho bitch in the making
Dick her down before she gets too crazy

>has a chub
If a woman can do even a tiny chub n tuck, it just means that she is a lazy fuck who will be just as lazy in the relationship.

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>>25681137
>healed into a super hymen

>>25681210
I'll be your friend. I'm sort of nice, but only to girls because men are cruel.

>>25688230
every little girl loves ponies. a grown ass woman working overtime to pay the $1000 a month it costs to house and feed a horse is crazy

>>25688345
Post contact pls
I'll be your boyfriend
I'm not cruel

>>25684146
i'm clear on all of those, but why then am i such a miserable, depressed person?

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>>25681128

>"Music is my life" tattoo
>knows nothing about music

>Japanese kanji or some shit to seem deep

>name of ex

>name of kid she has with ex

>>25681482
These are criteria for a shut-in female robot, not some mythical "wife material" you fantasize about. Maybe you can find some company though you autist.

>>25688540
They all say that, its never true.

I just want to be friends with this lonely fembot

>>25682297
using a tripcode as a girl online must be your substitute for being an attractive female outside

>>25688792
Why would I be cruel?
I have no friends besides my 4 month old kitten who I'm snuggling rn.
I just want a female to talk to.
If I'm cruel, you can just block me and tell me to gtfo

>>25688877
Alright.

Drop an email or something then. I'd like to see your kitten

>>25688792
If you want to be friends with her
Her steam is memomo

>>25684252
>made me dye my hair blonde
why?
This is information you could have included in the post, but you're making me give you a (you), you bitch.

>>25689009
[email protected]
My captcha is right, stfu 4chan

>>25688657
1. Because you're surrounded by those exact people

2. Because you never chased your dreams

3. Because you have a neurological disorder that makes it impossible for you to ever achieve happiness.

Choose as applicable.

>goes on buzzfeed
>mentions "rare pepes"

>>25689079
She has a suspicious number of friends.
Hmm.

>>25689390
She wants a close female friend
Please give her a chance ;_;

>>25683711

>my life is defined by abuse of a substance that I totally do not have have an addiction to

>Identifies as liberal or a feminist (either can be downgraded to a yellow flag if she doesn't actually know what the term means beyond "I want everyone to get along")
>Ever uses any liberal buzzword such as privilege or problematic
>Ever uses first-year sociology terms like intersectionalism when discussing politics
>Uses Salon or any of the associated gawker sites
>Watches reality TV
>Has trashy friends

A 100% fair, but not 100% complete, list of things I have personally observed to be indicators that she is a retarded bitch.

>>25689418
I added her.
Optimistic, hopefully I can talk to her tomorrow

>>25689742
Thank you
Please don't mention this though

>has used the word "cis" on tumblr

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>>25680625
>has a brother in prison
>has mother issues
>dyes her hair (at ALL)
>asks you out a week after she gets raped

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>>25681137
>and it healed back