Help this social idiot out

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Pic related is the girl. Inb4 chad

>>25678151
WANNA SEE MY BENIS :DDDDDDDD

>>25678151
Ask her what her zodiac sign is. Normies love that shite.

>>25678151

what the fuck does that emoji even mean

fucking normies

>>25678151
>gwyneth
cut all contact
run, OP

>>25678178
>>25678151
>>25678192
>What's your sign? Because I think I saw you in the stars.

>>25678151
Are you from the 1700's? Don't see a lot of Gwyneth's around.

send her this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MUMSj4AZsI

tell her that you are free next weekrnd

"So Gwyn can we get some coffee? I'm free Neth week."

>>25678253
this is dumb as fuck but I still lelled

>>25678253
send her this seriously

>>25678182
classic
always works

>>25678151
"How's it going"
"What's up"
Those are good starting points.
Now, she will most likely say "nm, how bout u" or some shit that doesn't help at all, but redirects the question at you. From there you can simply talk about anything interesting that has happened lately and go from there.

In the off-case that she actually says something along the lines of "oh nothing, went skiing with my friends then came home to practice playing violin and now I'm watching some videos about gardening"(again don't count on it) Then expand on any topic you find interesting.

>>25678253
this is a gem OP, use it

>>25678297
Or you can always say "can i habe the pussy pls".

That one works wonders

>>25678297
Boring as fuck, if you are not chad don't bother.

>>25678182
i laughed way harder at this than i should have
spurdo is best meme though

Are you an archeologist?

Ayy baby girl, is your dad retarded? Because you're special

>>25678205
It means painting her nails is more interesting and relevant in her life than talking to the other person.

>>25678178
Does she have anything interesting on her profile? Talk to her about that, ask her about something odd or funny you saw in her pictures or description.

Ask her if she has a roastie

OP are you going to update us or not?

"I'll be blunt, I want to skull fuck you till I glisten your face with hot cum making you look like a Boston creme donut"

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>>25678218
Thank you, I am in tears right now, that fucking music man...

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> run out of likes and super likes
> no matches

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25678151
Say "hey" again.

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Update guys

>>25678271
>>25678290
>>25678314

I don't get it.

original questionn

>>25678455


you've lost, congratulations. I gave you puns and you give back disappointment.

>>25678455
OP I'm probably use this soon >>25678253

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>>25678455
you fucked up OP.
>hey
>what's up

>>25678428
I've been looking for the first track for months, he gives the title but the track is simply nowhere to be found.

>>25678456

Gwen are you free (When are you free)

I'm free Neth week (I'm free next week)

Chicks dig puns, robots

>would you prefer me to cook bacon and eggs or chicken and waffles in the morning

You're implying that you will spend the night with her. Her only choice is what's for breakfast. When she makes a choice, or doesn't, your automatic response is.
>I'm getting ahead of myself. My place or yours. Corn emoji
You aren't being overly peverted, but still confident. She'll probably politely dismiss the notion, but the thought is in her head.

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Another update

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You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you

>>25678455
Welp, this is the moment I stop caring about this thread

Fuck you OP

>>25678530
GET IT, COS HE FUCKING DEAD

>>25678530

>Look how relative I am

You've got it in the bag OP

>>25678455
oh ffs anon you know how many times a day this whore gets that question? Do you know what kind of attractive guys ask her that by the dozens each day?

for the love of god BE ORIGINAL! I've had good, long-lasting conversations with autisic shit like
> so what's your favorite pokemon?
> you gonna go see Dying Fetus this Saturday too?
> so, be honest, ok? whad did you get to press that like button on my profile?

>>25678530
lmao, another normie bowie train rider
ask her what's her favorite album

>>25678512

still don't get it

is speaking like a retard in these days or what? I'll give it a try

a.m. so punny you shoe gib number

>>25678530
>bowie
ABORT ABORT ABORT
that's what my mum should have said

>>25678530
'Why do people pay attention to people after they die?'

>>25678530
How attractive are you op? She's putting in more effort than you for fuck's sake

>>25678551
GYWNETTH
HER NAME IS GWYENTH YOU SILLY GOOSE

>>25678562

probably a 8/10 fit chad just fucking with us

> U CAN DO IT BROBOTS JUST B URSELF!!!

>>25678530
my father was in the same school and class with bowie

"JUST WONDERING GWEN YOU'RE FREE"

"I WANT U NETH TO ME"

>>25678530

Bro, she doesn't have a mind on her own. Completely submissive and down to fuck.

>>25678562
I know, right? OP must have a picture of his yacht in his profile.

>>25678530
>OH YEAH THIS GUY DIED AND NOW I'M LISTENING TO HIM TO FIT IN
>DO YOU RESPECT ME YET PATRIARCH SHITS?

>>25678530
Post some more of her pics boy

>>25678583
I mean, I'm like a 7 and probably half a normie but with "Hey" and "What's up?" I probably couldn't even get a 5 to respond

>>25678530

Reply:

You vapid cunt. I bet you couldn't even tell Hunky Dory from Aladdin Sane. Just jumping on the normie band wagon of attention. You're the cancer that killed him.

>>25678689
Tell her that bowie is going to have a concert in your town next month and you have 2 tickets

>>25678530
Stupid normie is probably only listening to Bowie or just heard of him because he died yesterday. Fuck these stupid sluts.

>>25678788
Ye man but look at that pussey, in makeup and well dressed she is around 9/10

> been told several times I look like that fag from Twilight
> zero matches

WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN WANT

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your fucked, you have autism

>>25678781

rolling originally

"Nothing, just texting with tinder sluts"

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Another update lol

Come on OP post more of her photos ffs and do update

>>25678562
I don't consider myself a model but I have girls tell me I'm good looking. I'm just awkward as fuck.

>>25678810
>WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN WANT

Status, height and money. If your pictures do not show you at parties or traveling then you are not """interesting""" enough to them.

just imagine she's a dude and just talk normally man. gotta get over social retardation eventually

>>25678865
tell her you're gonna pierce her pussy with your lightning rod

>>25678865
Ask her if she likes to watch suicides cuz u have some of this hot shit on your disk so u can fap anytime. Also you are an owner of some rare memes

>>25678865
you're a faggot, don't ask for input unless you're gonna use it
D R O P P E D
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P
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>>25678865
ur doin good man don't listen to these autists

>>25678865

Killed the conversation right there.

You ended the current topic and did nothing to either to advance the Bowie bullshit or switch to a different topic.

Some possible follow-ups could have been

>"what's your favourite bowie song"?
>"did you listen to blackstar"?
>etc.

>>25678865
"""""""Bumming around""""
Spas

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>>25678865
What the fuck stop

>>25678926
this
you blew it OP
You could have asked her, ''what's your fav bowie album/song'' to determine if she is worth wasting your time, but instead you had to sperg out

>>25678865
Tell her to better not unmatch you cuz you know how she looks like and her name so sooner or later you gonna find her and you aint no into life sentence so she better behave like a nice white slut. Damn nigga its gonna be dope

OP

Post the full profile.

>>25678956
You can still dio it, just send this question asap and ifs fine

>>25678865
REPLY
RIP IN PEACE TO THAT GUY
SO SAD THAT HE RAPED A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL BUT THATS NON' MAH BUSINESS

>>25679002
mystery removing her trip I see

>>25679002
If her age is on the clock she is ready for a cock

>>25678865
MAN ITS A HOOK UP APP GET TO THE POINT. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLABBLING ABOUT YOU RUINED IT

>>25679023
>>25679025
you faggots no, david bowie raped a fucking 13 year old chick and got away with it
lmao
its what all the feminists on tumblr are raging about

>>25678988
My profile or hers?

>>25679106

Both?

Hers at least.

And I'm guessing she did not yet respond to your dead response.

>>25679119
Nothing so far.... she followed me on Twitter and IG a few days ago she must be interested

>>25679106
yours, want to see what you look like

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>>25678218
fuck this is so funny

>>25678865
"So sad notes aside are you up to some X on Y"

>>25679131
Not anymore you dumbass. You put 0 effort into the conversation, she is probably talking with one of her other 1020 matches

>>25678865
"Not gay but he was one sexy dude"

>>25678865
Tell her she is a hipster for listening to bowie on the day of his death

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>>25679134
I don't wanna post my full profile but this is one of the pictures on there

>>25679270
Hi Autismus Maximus

>>25679270
POST HER PHOTOS MAAAAAAN

Why did you ask for our help then not take it?

One of the most boring, vapid, lifeless conversations I have ever had the missfortune to read. You will get nothing out of this.

She is clearly down to fuck and you're going to pussy out like you always do. Fuck you for wasting our time.

*flys away*

>>25679131

>uses both twitter and instagram

The faggotry knows no bounds.

So if she was interested now you are just appearing boring.

However at this point you are in a shitty situation.

If you double message with a followup question to keep the conversation alive, you might come off as desparate.

If you play the waiting game she will either think that you are boring or not interested and will probably start putting even less effort in the conversations, unless she is really into you.

It's quite likely she's just left to talk to someone who is fun to talk to.

Women do almost none of the work in any "fun" conversations, when they say "me and chad were talking and laughing all night" what it actually means "chad was making me laugh all the time".

Even the small response you had was boring as fuck. It was as generic as they get, no wit or bite.

>>25679270

You have a good face but I can tell by your demeanour that you are autistic as fuck.

>>25679270
ah, makes sense why she's putting up with your autism now
You're a handsome guy

>>25679270

holy shit I'd let you fuck me

n-no homo

no wonder this girl didn't drop you at the first "hey"

>>25679270

where are your lips

you resemble a turtle

>>25679361

he's just doing this :3

Update still no response, RIP me

>>25679417
GIVE
FUCKING
PHOTOS
OF
HER
YOU
AUTISTIC
FUCK

>>25679417
pics damn it op

>>25679417

Should have taken advice from the fucking thread.

It is now also too late too double message, as previously it might have seen as a continuation of the last message but now the desperation will be obvious.

You dun fucked up.

My only suggestion is to go full on musicman autism mode.

Just quote something from the new album like
the "something happened on the died" verse from blackstar.

And then make a comment how his death was almost a part of a his last performance act, or how black star is a dead star i.e. him, or how all of his previous albums featured him on the cover and now you just have the black star.

Maybe it will seem that you were listening to him in the mean time.

>>25679485
>>25679429
He already posted a picture of her. Be satisfied with that.

Try to talk about weather/politics. Ask her if she is against abortion

>>25679417
Sending another message to add to the conversation isn't as bad as people make it out to be. Just use your own best judgment

>>25678182
Ebin bread tee bee eych fff ayum

Ask her what her interests are, respond with something less autistic that what you actually do, then just tell her that she seems cool and ask if she wants to go out for a coffee or something.
It's not hard.

>>25678253
fucking op should have gone with this
you don't understand how wet this would have made here, not even joking.

>>25678865
Stop acting like you need help with this.

>asks for input
>doesn't use input
>just wants /b/ to fall for his "epic le troll" scheme when he announces that "LOL I WAS THE GURL ZE WHOLE TIM LOL U DUMB LOLOLOELOELE"

Why even bother guys?