So one day, you come home from work and this sixteen year old girl pops out from the closet and says to you, "hey daddy (giggling) how was your day today?"
And also she routinely brings her friends over for slumber parties. They look like this
Send her home after she eats a bowl of eggs.
god damn it, now i have asians in my house.
where did i put the spray.
>"it was alright. did u apply for college like i asked you to? or did u shitpost all day on 5chan?"
>"what do you girls want for dinner tonight?"
who /serious dad role model/ here?