So one day, you come home from work and this sixteen year old

smash that pussy

ngl famalam

>come home from work
????

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And also she routinely brings her friends over for slumber parties. They look like this

I ask her where my motherfuckin money is.

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>>25678020
Send her home after she eats a bowl of eggs.

check for Chris Hansen and do a barrel roll out the window

>>25678020
>having raised a daughter
>wat do?
wake up.

>>25678020
original punch her in the face

I manage to have a dream where, instead of being thrown into the painrealm, I dream of being a father to a happy daughter:

But the daughter isn't white.

Why can't I ever have a good dream?

sex in the missionary position for the soul purpose of procreation.

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>>25678020
god damn it, now i have asians in my house.
where did i put the spray.

>>25678020
Why do Normie's have the whole daddy daughter fantasy?

>>25678020

>"it was alright. did u apply for college like i asked you to? or did u shitpost all day on 5chan?"

>>25678061

>"what do you girls want for dinner tonight?"

who /serious dad role model/ here?

>>25678020
"Sorry, I have a waifu."

Crush dat pussy.

>>25678020
"I told you to stop calling me that I'm not into that sort of RP, now come over here and bend over the kitchen table"

*teleports behind her and unzips dick*

>come home from work

'no'

>>25678237
Girls like to be dominated
Their father is the first male with authority they ever meet in their lives, so they associate paternal figures with dominance.

>>25678977

enjoy your ban kiddo

>>25678990
i feel no strong emotions one way or the other

the option of a serious reply expired as soon as all you idiots registered a female in the equation