Mummy just posted this on normiebook >My son has learning

>>25676279
post screenshot frogboy

>>25676279
> Most of my money each month ends up being spent on sweets and games.

And that is when I realized you are just creating a meme. Go to s4s

>>25676279
>Mummy
God, you're disgusting.

>>25676279
Mine posts this kind of shit too, I just go onto her computer during the early hours and delete posts like that.

I also unfollow any support groups that she might be following as it just fills her head with nonsense.

>>25676331
sweats=candy

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If she's on your friends list and still posted that, you're days away from being kicked out.

Call centers are always hiring.
Anon protip: rent a storage cell for like $100 per month, tell them you're using it as a workspace so they're not surprised if you're in there at 3 in the morning.

>>25676279
If this is real, which I have my doubts (post a screen shot), then you're pretty close to being forced into a group home or residential program.
As someone who does have ADHD, Dyslexia, Dysgraphia, mild Autism and bunch of other stuff (like Bipolar) you have my sympathies.
Also, if this is true, it is incredibly fucked up that she would share that so openly and publicly on social media or anywhere else. That type of thing should be private. It's bad enough when they discus things like that with their friends or with other relatives, but to share it publicly is abhorrent.

>>25676279
And this anons is why I dont have normiebook.

>>25676279
She's going to put you in a facility soon.

>>25676279
>never closes parenthesis

Tell your mummy she's retarded

I have a NEET cousin on your level.
His teeth are grey and falling out, he yells at his grandma and literally retarded mother all day.
For being a kinda shitty human being he is pretty fun to hang out with and just play some vidja with, he even bought me a giant milkshake with his GBP last time I visited.
I hope he doesn't get sent to jail for all his CP.

Your mother claims you have ADHD and dyslexia, however you were able to read and comprehend what she wrote. Should've thought this through and crafted a more convincing story.

>>25676279
>forcing your mother to spend money on games.
Just pirate them if it's that big a deal.

you should accept the help that may soon be forced upon you
sounds like you could use it

>>25678344
tell me more about your cousin
these folks fascinate me
why does he have cp, is he a pedo or just crazy

If you start showering you won't be sent to a facility. NOW. It's nice kind of like being hugged by water. comfy.

Assuming this is true (it isn't), then the involuntary commitment is coming soon.

>>25679154
I think he just had a moderate amount to masturbate to, he's not an exclusive pedophile.
He was initially a promising adolescent, and was in honors math until about 11th grade.
He began slacking off, skipping school, shit got worse and worse until he dropped out entirely.
Our grandmother gave him a lot of money to go to community college- he spent it on a paintball gun.
At about 19, still NEET, still living with my grandparents with his mom, my grandfather threatened to shoot him and he jumped through a window, shredding his forearm with broken glass. My father then took all the guns from the home.
Grandpa would die later that year from cancer, my cousin lost the closest thing to a male authority figure in his life. (he's a rape baby)

>>25676349
you're a fucking psycho

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>>25676279
Sounds like mother is planning on killing you and making it look like an accident. Maybe you should do something about your meddling mother.

>>25679256
oh shit, where do yall live?
he's the rape baby of a retarded mother? jesus i could write a book about this this is fascinating
what's an exclusive pedo? he just sounds like a sex pervert

>>25676279
I don't believe your story.

but i will accept your autism.

>>25679256
With no source of serious discipline (my grandmother and aunt are massive pushovers) my cousin stopped socializing, preferring internet and video games, and began to eat three times his previous diet.
This is also the period in which he began drinking soda exclusively.
This led to the corrosion of his stomach lining.
He tried a handful of jobs but quit within a week.
A friend betrayed him and stole much of his money, this crippled his already waning social circle.
He began to suffer from his dietary habits, and now visits the emergency room because of constant projectile vomiting roughly once a month- this is terrible for the finances of a widow on social security and a retarded woman working at a thrift shop.

>>25676279
Reminds me of when my mom called in on a morning radio show and complained about me when I was in 6th grade.
Sorry for existing mom, geez.

>>25679426
i'm sorry man, that sucks and you didn't deserve that.

>>25679374
oh my god dude
i hope your life is better than his
that is just...wow, what state does he live in?

>>25679352
She's not seriously retarded, she just got hit with a car at seven so she limps, speaks with a slur, and hangs pictures of kittens all over the place.
We live in the American Southwest.
An exclusive pedophile is someone who is exclusively attracted to pre-pubescent children, my cousin has attempted to fuck women so I assume he's also attracted to adults.
>>25679374
The latest chapter in my cousin's saga has him at 31, still living at home.
He made some kind of enemy, and this enemy SWATed him, his computer was seized and never returned and a small amount of child pornography was found.
He is now barred from the internet and regularly attending court sessions to see what will happen to him.
I think he's holding up poorly because all his human connection was online.
I have tried spending time with him, but this is difficult as my mother wants him to be killed and I'm not very good at video games.

>>25679374
>He tried a handful of jobs but quit within a week.
i know those feels

>>25676279
Should this even be real, you are a god-teir loser. Your existence is inhuman torture to those around you. Either improve yourself or an hero.

Is your name cartman?

>>25679487
>i hope your life is better than his
All my guts work, I've held down a job before, and I'm currently enrolled in a university so it is better.
I hope he does not go to jail, because I am certain he will be raped and murdered there.
I wish i could do more for him, I have many fond childhood memories of playing with my cool older cousin.

Why do normie sluts post this shit for the whole world to see? Fuck, keep your Facebook shit for witty things you think of or funny shit.

Not this stupid fucking pitty party bull shit.

And you, OP, clean the dishes and stop shitting into jugs in your room or whatever.

I'm a total NEET shut in on NEET bux, but every day I do the dishes and clean all the clothes while everyone is in school or work, it's the easiest job in the house, but has the biggest respect gain

Be smart about your laziness you fucking idiots.

>>25679489
>>25679603
man, i will attempt to somehow do this justice with a stoned-ly written script
but damn dude, best of luck to you, hope your cousin pulls it together
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