Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?
>>25675484
Pet him
Kill him like the other anon
give him tuna and belly rubs
>>25675484
Tear his jaw off.
>>25675586
>>25676065
>not even bismuth
>>25675484
That's a rare smug kete you have there
>>25675484
QT cat op
>>25676116
Alternatively, you can immobilize him, keep his eyes open and pour some sort of glue into them, so he's no longer able to squint like that.
>>25675484
Firecracker up the bottom.
>>25675484
Your cat is smug as fuck because he gets to sit his NEET ass around all day while you slave away. I;d give you the same look when you walked through the door.
>>25675484
he smiles, he likes you,
you fucking waste of skin
>>25677249
Would you want that shit looking at you every. fucking. day?
>>25675484
Be a dick everytime its being smug and not be a dick when you open the door and he's not there
Basically condition him into not being thereor tape a stick with some string hanging off to its head
Punch him in his smug face.
>>25675484
he loves you op. rub his head and kiss him
>>25675484
What's the cat's name?
>>25677769
His name is Faggot