What's the most autistic thi9ng you have done thinking it would help you with girls, r9k?
Mind would have to be spending 300$ on a 75ml bottle of fucking cologne. I posted this in another thread but i may as well post it again.
>I was reading about how girls were saying to people they loved it on various forums
>random girls were giving people compliments, sniffing their necks and other things like that so i bought it hoping it would happen to me. Not one compliment, not one girl interested.
>End up getting devastated.
Yeah, except it didn't stop there. I also ended up buying Green Irish tweed by creed for 320$ thinking it might work this time.
... It didn't work. I feel like such a fucking useless fuck up.
You need to be above average that pull that off anon. You can't rely on cologne alone, but I'm pretty sure you know this. If you're like me you tried everything like better clothes, haircut and accessories. Sorry anon:(
I tried dressing nice and doing my hair, picture related is 600$ worth of cologne i bought to try and impress girls with.
Never worked stopped using them.
That's what you get for not mixing some of your ball sweat in there, anon.
Edit, they sell Irish tweed for 369$ now.
Best cologne is pussy juice can't someone make us this
>What was the though process behind this?
Did you even read the OP? There's hundreds and hundreds of forum posts about them. People boasting about how many girls start talking to them over how good they smell and shit. I got suckered in. I thought why cant it happen to me then?
I literally got jewed out of my money.
off topic anon, how are those headphones? HD-600's right? Been thinking of buying a pair, are they worth it? I have the HD-518, are the 600's a big improvement or at that point there are diminishing returns?
LMAO you fell for the creed aventus scam!
dude, no form of perfume actually will make a girl have sex with you
You need looks, height, personality, money.. some combination of those 4
>There's hundreds and hundreds of forum posts about them.
Yeah, but why the fuck would you believe that? Those posts are from people who are obviously mentally retarded. Whatever, just keep trying, eventually someone will like you.
future supreme gentlemen detected
I'm calling it.
>Yeah, but why the fuck would you believe that?
Why the fuck do you think I'm here? I'm a 21 year old fucking loser with no friends, never had a female friend, don't go out and got fired from my job and currently looking for another one. I bought them like 1 year ago if not longer and just remembered them.
I wanted what they were boasting about from those threads, especially on bodybuilding.com how women kept asking them what they were wearing and stuff. I wanted to experience what they experienced.
But no girl gave a single fuck about me or what cologne i splashed my money on. But as soon as 6ft4 chad walked in with his 10$ Adidas perfume they went crazy and told him he smelled amazing.
Man fuck this.
I dieted and worked out for years and lost 200 lbs, acted like a chad and pretended to like normie things hoping that someone would genuinely love me.
It doesnt work robots, there is no escape from this hell
The darkness is the only truth
>I spend >$100 on bottles of cologne
>never get complimented for them
>wear Burberry London which I got for $20
>I start getting compliments left and right
What gives? I generally wear cologne for myself since I like the smell but it's a little disconcerting that the Dior fragrances I spent all that money on go unnoticed.
I also have burberry, I forgot to mention but after these two big purchases flunked i bought some smaller ones. Never been COMPLIMENTED EVER. Though i did hear one from an old male colleague when he smelled burberry on someone else he mentioned it smelled like old man.
So i stopped using that too.
I don't know man, they all seem very legit. People posting about them with hundreds/thousands of posts, YouTube videos of people asking strangers etc.. the whole lot. Either way i got fucked out of my money and learned a valuable lesson that looks are the main thing and everything else is second. Still fucking upsets me girls will give chad, sure he looks good. But tell him obvious lies about his shit tier perfume but not say a single word about mine.
I'm skinny (I run a lot)
6.5 inches length penis
I'd say 5/10 face.
I've been told I smell like an old man by someone for every fragrance I've worn with the exceptions of: D&G The One, Burberry London, and Dior Homme (I got told I smell feminine though with that one).
Your height is ok, so is your cock (cock length influences your confidence).
Broaden your shoulders to get a good shoulders/hips ratio, go from skinny to DYEL.
If you don't like your haircut, a good one can bring you to 6.5/10 face.
Don't listen to /fa/gs, they'll spout the hitler youth meme.
Also, unless you're 8/10, to women you're 3/10.
no one ever said anything negative. nor positive fwiw
fuck i probably spent $1k on garbage colognes that didn't get me ONE compliment and 2 insults (coworker said one smelled like a clean coolant)
How attractive would you say you are?
I'd say I'm a 5/10 (and a manlet on to boot) but I've got some weird pheromone thing as I've noticed that 1 out of every 20 women I interact with flirts heavily with me (and by extension makes up the main source of any compliments I get on cologne).
>to women you're 3/10.
I found that out long ago, making my shoulders or broad or what ever the fuck wont work either.
Nothing has. As said i've never even had a female friend.
>How attractive would you say you are?
I'm pretty fine over it since i know i have no chance, still it bothers me only slightly knowing chad will get anything just because he has the looks. He can dress like a bum and still get women. He can smell like BO and yet he still smells great. He can treat women like shit and they will come back just because he is above average in the looks department.
These supposed personality meaning squat you hear on here is complete bullshit. As someone else said; Make up on a pig is still a pig.
While you have a 5/10 male, me on the other side. Who worked hard and did 14 hour shifts to pay for my colognes, my clothes. Yet never once had someone say.
"Hey mate, looking good today."
"Hey you smell nice, watcha using?"
Yeah I'll admit, I'm bitter and jealous as absolute fuck.
I reiterate my claim here >>25666798
OP is elliot in the making.
Found that on reddit, sadly
Basically a robot put his balls in a plastic bag, tied with a rubber band, did some /fit/ exercice and used to use his ballsweat as cologne. It ended terribly when he told his friends or them finding out.
Don't confuse it with the story of another robot not using soap at all and just washing with water.
Have you ever tried to find a niche to help attract women?
What I've done is cultivated the image that I'm cultured and that has helped me attract women. Unfortunately, I've mostly wound up attracting bimbos and women who think being around me magically makes up for their own intellectual shortcomings. Either way, it's something worth trying (afterall that's how hipsters end up punching above their weight with the opposite sex).
Seriously question now, how are us robots supposed to make it when even Elliot who had everything including an expensive car, looks, money, and a famous daddy yet still failed? We don't have none of that.
>Truth is, if I was female, you would just be a potential host for my parasitic existence.
That money is long gone, mate. Long fucking gone. Makes me cringe when i think about the stuff i did when i started using my colognes. I'd literally stand in a breeze so my smell would travel on everyone else, stand close to women at a bus stop, work etc..
Keep in mind i also played around with how many sprays i did, never put too much.
Also i forgot to mention since i didn't really see it needing to be mentioned. But at work one day when i was using aventus I'm also possible as i walked past two girls one said to the other that i fucking stank. I had my ipod on thinking i was deaf or something.
Your confidence had somewhere to plummet from, though.
I'm sure there's 4-inched guys out there who have a much more difficult starting point as a virgin than you, based on sexual confidence alone.
Not him, but i read lots about people who cry about having 4 inches on here, yet they also mention in the same post they have had an ex girlfriend or had one night stands despite having a "small dick".
Does it make me autistic knowing i wont sell it to you in-case it gets you pussy and attention? that i never got but always wanted.
>that's how bitter i am
you can probably sell your nearly full bottle on basenotes forum and get a good chunk of your money back desu
only fragrance i ever got female compliments for was liz claiborne curve for men (like $20)
its a hive of business school psychos but if you want your money back then suck it up and pretend youre like them
i got aventus and realised it was what the office obese guy wore, never used it again in 2 years
>no hes 60 and lives with his mom
j-just what i wanted to hear
Elliot was a little creep who didn't talk to girls, ever. He just around, waited for chicks to approach him, and got progressively more pissy when they didn't. Then threw the worlds biggest tantrum.