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>hey anon I bet you can't take this...
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>hey anon I bet you can't take this pizza out of my mouth without using your hands
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who the fuck told you you're allowed to eat my fucking pizza?
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>>25659980
I could probably kick it out.
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>>25659980
>kicks her
>picks up pizza with foot
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>>25659993
second post. best post
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>>25659980
You'd be right
cue uppercut
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>>25659980
Hey disgusting pig bet you can't fit your dick past your horse teeth
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>>25659980
I get playfully close, and then place my hand firmly under the pizza and flip it up so all the greasy cheese rubs all over her face.

I'd work it in nice and good and then let got and leave.

>picked all the toppings off of it before eating it

What a shit.
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>>25659980
im not a savage, give me a fork and knife bitch
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>have no hands
>can't do anything about boner
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>>25659993
What the fuck is wrong with you?? You don't hit a girl.
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>>25660083
I pity you more than I pity most men, more importantly though, how are you typing?
>>25660100
Women are equal to men now you fucking misogynist.
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>>25659980
You can keep it, 3DPD
2D is superior in every way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3fI1Z6kW-Q
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>>25660100
You are aware that this site is 18+, right? Go back to the playground bitch.
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How is she saying that if she has a pizza in her mouth?
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>>25659980

What kind of fucking challenge is that? Delete this thread.
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>>25660100
I believe in equal rights, and lefts.
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>>25659992
>>25659993
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>>25660031
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>>25660059
>>25660070
>>25660083
>>25660152
>>25660204


Why is everyone on this board such a raging fucking misogynist?

It's pretty fucking pathetic honestly.
Like I understand some woman hurt your feefees and now you harbor an irrational hatred towards them. But come on get over yourselves. You always whine about never having a girlfriend but you "men" are always the first ones to shit all over women and demean them.

Go fuck yourselves.
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>>25660242
This is actually why I love that #WasteHisTime bullshit.
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How is kicking her not the right answer?
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>>25660242
Hey fat cunt, get the fuck off our board
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>>25660242
>Joke goes right over her head
You'd think something her weight would generate its own gravitational field and avoid this sort of thing
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>>25660306
Hey bitter virgin, gonna get a gf this year?
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>>25659980
>bite her so hard she drops the pizza
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>>25660361
>Joking about violence against women
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW GREAT JOKE FRIENDO
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>>25659980
I would attempt to replace the pizza in her mouth with my penis
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>>25660777
repeating digits

check'd
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>>25660478
>Being this much of a fucking white knight/feminist
You do not belong here.
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>>25660367
Hey roast beef female r9k browser, you gonna buy bigger clothes this year?
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>>25660367
>Unironically calling someone a virgin
>on /r9k/
Just leave already, this isn't the place for you.
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>>25659980
*take pizza with hand*
No I can't because I'm not fucking autistic.
*take a bite and walk away*
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>>25661045
R E K T
E
K
T

Fucking robot, making me do actual typing and shit.
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>>25659980

>implying I want to eat something that's been in Chad's personal cock-holster
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How do you guys think of these things?
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>>25661323

I get pensive fucking your mum's beef curtains, the fucking slag
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>>25659980
>Take off socks
>Grab the crust between my crusty toes
>She gives into my crusty dank stank
>I get pizza

I do this every few weeks at a local pizza place for free slices desu
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>>25660100
Can I hit mommy tho
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>jump and land a handstand
>twist my legs in a tornado-like fashion until my pants fly off
>walk with my hands over to her
>take pizza with my two big toes, acting as pincers
>open my ass and let the vacuum suck it in
>jump back up, look her in the eyes
>"thanks for the 'za, m'lady"
>turn around and walk towards the horizon
>turn head slightly to the left just before being out of sight
>"I'll never forget you"
>tip my fedora
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>>25661323
They just draw from their fantasies

>tfw a squad of girls will never overwhelm you in a real life game of Battlefield after you crash land your plane on a large building in the city and take turns having their way with you trying to get you to divulge your airbase location after you lost your chance at escape as you bravely detonated your plane so they couldnt recover any data

It just isnt fair desu
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