>hey anon I bet you can't take this pizza out of my mouth without using your hands
I get playfully close, and then place my hand firmly under the pizza and flip it up so all the greasy cheese rubs all over her face.
I'd work it in nice and good and then let got and leave.
>picked all the toppings off of it before eating it
What a shit.
What kind of fucking challenge is that? Delete this thread.
Why is everyone on this board such a raging fucking misogynist?
It's pretty fucking pathetic honestly.
Like I understand some woman hurt your feefees and now you harbor an irrational hatred towards them. But come on get over yourselves. You always whine about never having a girlfriend but you "men" are always the first ones to shit all over women and demean them.
Go fuck yourselves.
>implying I want to eat something that's been in Chad's personal cock-holster
>jump and land a handstand
>twist my legs in a tornado-like fashion until my pants fly off
>walk with my hands over to her
>take pizza with my two big toes, acting as pincers
>open my ass and let the vacuum suck it in
>jump back up, look her in the eyes
>"thanks for the 'za, m'lady"
>turn around and walk towards the horizon
>turn head slightly to the left just before being out of sight
>"I'll never forget you"
>tip my fedora
They just draw from their fantasies
>tfw a squad of girls will never overwhelm you in a real life game of Battlefield after you crash land your plane on a large building in the city and take turns having their way with you trying to get you to divulge your airbase location after you lost your chance at escape as you bravely detonated your plane so they couldnt recover any data
It just isnt fair desu