I have a big red maglite flashlight on my bed. Give me a good

>>25658732
Because you forgot to stream it

>>25658732
It's more difficult than you imagine. Use a hammer instead.

>>25658833
for some reason I am drawn to the flashlight

the coolness of the metal and the heavyness feels good in my hand

>>25658999
It reminds you of your father's cock

Because it would be very painful and you will pass out before you die, and you will not die while unconscious unless you somehow manage to bleed out, and even that would take many hours.

>>25658732
>Year of our Lord 2016
>Not putting it up your ass instead
Stay pleb.

>>25660091
sounds brutal and pointless

>>25660127
Came here to post this.
bullox

Because it won't ducking work

you'll give yourself brain damage long before you are likely to die mate

Bash suicides don't work.
I got extremely drunk and decided to suicide in the peace of my own room, slammed my head against my wall until I went cross-eyed, vomited, and passed out.
I didn't die, and just became extra retarded.
Also I stayed cross eyed for 48 hours or some shit afterwards.

>>25658732
Because you will fail to kill yourself.

>>25661212
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>>25660047

haven't read a compelling reason yet guys, I think I should probably do it

>>25661629
You will not kill yourself that way, my brother tried that once and only got passed out and a swollen shut eye.

>>25661629

Hit yourself in the balls with it instead