I have a big red maglite flashlight on my bed.
Give me a good reason why shouldn't bash my head in with it.
Bash suicides don't work.
I got extremely drunk and decided to suicide in the peace of my own room, slammed my head against my wall until I went cross-eyed, vomited, and passed out.
I didn't die, and just became extra retarded.
Also I stayed cross eyed for 48 hours or some shit afterwards.