sitting down, or standing up?
I don't wipe at all
Instead, I step into the shower and turn it on so I can clean up my ass.
>tfw no more poopy undies
>tfw no poop flakes either
>just clean undies and no fear of getting skidmarks
> standing up
What is this meme?
Sure, stand up and smush the shit by closing your ass cheeks, then have to bend over to be able to get in there without touching the shitty inner ass cheeks
Nigga, I'm shitting right now. You lift one cheek up, keep one cheek firmly on the seat, this spreads your asscheeks apart so you can get it all easily.
learn to wipe you fucking toddler
I stand up to wipe and literally never have this problem
Are you overweight?