ITT:stupid shit you believed when you were young >tfw thought

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>>25656604
>>tfw thought blue raspberries were real until I was 16
Except raspberries are an objectively superior fruit. Let me guess, OP, you prefer normie-tier entry level shit like oranges, apples and bananas?

Hope was real, life was worth living, etc.

>>25656662
lol get a load of this fucking faggot

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I thought I was the reincarnation of a being more ancient than earth itself.

>>25656746
>eat literal shit
>get surprised when someone tells you to stop eating shit

Once I learned Santa was a lie, I also thought raindeer were made up aswell.

I was 17 when I found out that raindeer are actual animals.

>>25656662
enjoy picking shit out of your teeth for 30 minutes

who /strawberry/ here

>>25656787
what substances did you use today Lily

also whats your real name?

>everybody wearing a suit is a secret agent

>>25656933
Fuck off you obviousnewfag

>>25656662
>2018-2
>not upgrading to the objectively superior lychee fruit

>>25656662
what does this even have to do with what he said

>>25657018
why are you so angry? are you a ginger faaaam

>>25657031
>lychee fruit
literally meme tier

>>25656604
I used to think that jets were space shuttles
I thought I saw some parallel universe when I clenched my eyes shut

>tfw went on youtube and watched this scene and thought of my friend that shot himself and started to cry

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I thought I would never get dubs

As you can see, I was wrong.

>>25656604
I used to think when I was a kid that when mom's were pregnant, there was a little house inside of their tummies with a kitchen, food, bed, everything a person needed. Then when the baby was ready her belly button would widen and the baby would step out.

I was cute ad fuck back then. What happened?

>>25657050
Because you're coming here and flaunting your newness and ignorance like its acceptable...

I thought 2% milk was only 2% milk

>>25656604
>found out Santa wasn't real at 8 years old
>>"meh I kinda figured"
>find out pro wrestling is fake at 11 years
>>denial, 7 stages of grief and never able to watch it again.

>>25657289
what exactly triggered you?

>>25656787

They're reindeer, not "raindeer".

You can add that to the list of stupid shit you believed.

>>25657389
The fact that you're a newfag.

>>25657493
i see, so you are autistic

good luck friend

>>25657512
Not other dude but you're obviously 12 or actually retarded

>>25656662
lol what are you rambling on about? That has nothing to do with OP's post.

>>25657589
because?

roblox

>>25657337
It might as well be.

Whole milk master race

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>>25656604
But blue raspberry is real.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_raspberry_flavor

> The flavor originates from Rubus leucodermis, more commonly known as the "whitebark raspberry" or "blue raspberry" for the blue-black color of its fruit

It's right there.

>>25656787
>JLH in a rare moment of ignorant qt-ness

let us all savor it

>>25657018
>>25657289
>>25657493
>>25657589

autistic memsters like this getting triggered over stupidest shit ever is why I keep coming here

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>>25657766
Well I'll be damned

I bet OP feels like a retard right now

i thought that if you were sleeping you didn't breathe

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People can get pregnant through kissing.

I think I might have believed men could, too.

Why the fuck did I watch Junior? It's like nightmare fuel.