How do I pull some fine ladies /r9k/

bump
give me your best

Hi, you're gorgeous. I'm autistic and have a 4 inch penis, is that okay? :corn cob emoji:

Those look like bots tbhfam baka

tell ashley she's a nubian goddess

>>25654510

Are you doing this for kicks or trying to find someone serious?

>>25654510
Take a dramatic looking picture wearing your best fedora.

if you're catfishing, just remember that you can say LITERALLY ANYTHING to tinder sluts and they'll pretend to love it

>>25654815
Lets go for serious, Ill say any non-meme thing. I want to challenge /r9k/ to get their number, and if you guys do I delete them cause i already have a girlfriend

Keep in mind im probably below average looks

>>25654899
>Keep in mind im probably below average looks
bullshit you fucking retarded normie, you got 2 "super likes", you're not below average

here's what you should say

"i'm a fucking retard"

but say it to a mirror, and then stab yourself

>>25654956
Im the one who gave the super likes, atleast think I did

>>25655002
ok yeah I defiantly did.
I give out superlikes to completely average girls, makes them feel better about me and has gotten me laid twice.

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>>25655002
but they fucking matched you back

if you're below average, you don't get tinder matches

you do not even have an inkling of an idea of what "below average" means

>>25655035
Well if you think that im actually just a normalfag, that might be right at this point. After I lost 40 pounds Im probably average or maybe a bit above.

But who cares, im not asking advise to get these girls, I want to see if the social autist can get a number

>>25655108
we're not clowns for your entertainment

try /b/

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I think I'm getting the hang of this. What do I say?