>be virgin you >bangbus drives up to you >hot pornstar

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fuck, what else is there to do?
jesus..

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Pull a vitaly

i would leave because i dont want to be famous by being "that fat guy in bangbus"

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Sorry I don't have enough change for the bus

>>25654020
hehe i was hoping somebody would post about him

>>25653991
>8.5 inches dick
>completely tear pornstar pussy apart
>impressed, the director offers me a job at his agency
>???
>profit

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>>25653991
>Bust a nut in 2 thrusts if ieven manage to get it up
>Even the guys driving have a disgusted look
>Tell me to put my clothes on and im not getting paid
>drop me off 5 miles from my house with stained jeans and crusty cum in my underwear
>walk the whole way home reeeeeing to myself and shitposting on R9K with bait women hate threads

>>25654020
Speaking of pulling a Vitaly, can anybody post .webm's of guys not being able to get hard?

Tbh I only watch Bang Bus because the camera guys and the girl fucking roast the dudes who can't get it up or cum to quickly. It's fucking hilarious.

>>25653991
Fuck no. I wouldn't risk being publicly humiliated for not getting it up, cumming too fast, or not being big enough.

>you will never lure a man into a van, have sex with him, and then kick him out of the van without any clothes so he is forced to walk home naked.

what the heck is a bangbus

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>>25653991
fuck, obviously
and why do i always fail the captcha the first time?

>>25653991

Kelsi Monroe looks fantastic with blonde hair

>>25654283
it's a meme porn video series where a van drives around with a slut or two in it as well as a camera man and they pick up """"complete strangers"""" who then have sex in the back of the van with the sluts, with mixed results.

Start a fist fight, it is only way to not be disgraced

>>25654354
A guy stripped and couldn't even get hard
No way they knew him

>>25654262
>implying a woman would have the strength or courage to do something like that

>>25654354
I'd probably mumble awkwardly until they left me alone

>>25654262
>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying they'd care
I've walked down my street naked, twice. Is it weird yeah. Did I care no.

>>25654114

How is something 8.5" in length going to tear apart the width of something.

>>25654348
I liked her better as a brunette.

>>25654394
I'd love to see this, sauce? Unless it's the Vitalz one

>>25653991

slutload.com/video/picking-up-random-guys-on-the-bangbros-bus-with-remy-lacroix/uM7Lxzd3hage/

Skip to 40 minutes.

>>25654394
>implying that guys don't get soft half the time in professional porn.

The only difference is that they shoot everything one take with almost no editing.

They don't actually pick up complete strangers off the street who may or may not have AIDS.

yes because they pick up 'total randoms' in bang bus right? Not paid people, cherry picked by the porn star womyn

>>25654556
IDK, she was literally a 10/10 for me in that babysitter video on Tushy, that's what caught my eye and now I found myself downloading a lot of her videos

I'd pass because I know I wouldn't get hard. I'd get camera shy.

>all these men who would happily lose their virginity to an STD-ridden Stacey slut

men are disgusting ew

>>25654614
>bus with dtf remy lacroix literally picks you up off the street
>can't get hard when she's sucking you off
Fuck, poor guy. He must be the most frustrated man in recent history.

>>25653991
You know those are staged right?

>>25654614
:(

happened to me once. Girl giving me a handjob. Said 'does it always take this long'?

was so embarassed couldnt even think about the pleasure anymore just wanted to get out of there. Now if a girl quickly grabs by balls when im not hard yet its a scary moment and hard to recover/get back in the mood for

>>25655604
That happens in a lot of porn, people just get nervous when the cameras go on them

>>25654614

I'd be unable to get hard too if I were on camera like that

>>25654614
Last guy in the video is 100% a male actor. It'd be a pretty big deal to let an untested male fuck you and blow his load in your mouth

does anyone here cum too fast from sex? it literally takes me 2 minutes to cum, it's fucking debilitating

>>25654032
This. I wouldn't want to humiliate myself and there's a huge chance my friends would see.
>25654020
explain?

>>25655679
It's happened to me twice.

I worry too much about fucking up which makes me flaccid

>>25656039
>tfw going on a college trip in 3 weeks
>4 nights in a hotel
>grill who i know like me will be there
>get anxious as fuck when i think we may have sex
>once anxiety kicks in all chance of getting /maintaining a boner are gone

h-help bros, i dont want to have to an hero over something so trivial. but its ruining my life.

>>25656275
I think it's easier if it's white someone you've hung around with for a while.

My first fuck up was with some girl on Tinder. Saw her for 3 nights then stopped over the last night and couldn't stay hard. She had H cup tits and I couldn't stay hard for long.

Second time was with a girl I know. She had H cup tits but I blame the alcohol and not enough foreplay. I eventually told her to stop cause I couldn't get hard. Woke up in the morning then fucked her for about 7 minute.

>>25653991
No, I don't need sex.
I want love.

>>25653991
"Sorry Ma'am, but I am saving myself for marriage." *tips Fedora*

>>25654395
It's not a courage thing, it's a lack-of-empathy thing

>>25655787
>Last guy in the video is 100% a male actor.

>Cameraman says, "We're gonna call in a pro"
>pro arrives
>anon suspects that "pro" might mean "professional porn star"

>>25655802

It happens to me sometimes. Big, giant boobs on nerdy white girls makes me shoot in 2 pumps

>>25656888

Sorry, didn't watch the beginning of it I just skipped to the end

>>25654262
if they do that, that's theft, because they've essentially stolen your phone and wallet

also I would've signed some shit so I could appear in the porn video, so I sue the company for theft