>be virgin you
>bangbus drives up to you
>hot pornstar offers you sex
What would you do?
>Bust a nut in 2 thrusts if ieven manage to get it up
>Even the guys driving have a disgusted look
>Tell me to put my clothes on and im not getting paid
>drop me off 5 miles from my house with stained jeans and crusty cum in my underwear
>walk the whole way home reeeeeing to myself and shitposting on R9K with bait women hate threads
Speaking of pulling a Vitaly, can anybody post .webm's of guys not being able to get hard?
Tbh I only watch Bang Bus because the camera guys and the girl fucking roast the dudes who can't get it up or cum to quickly. It's fucking hilarious.
and why do i always fail the captcha the first time?
it's a meme porn video series where a van drives around with a slut or two in it as well as a camera man and they pick up """"complete strangers"""" who then have sex in the back of the van with the sluts, with mixed results.
>implying that guys don't get soft half the time in professional porn.
The only difference is that they shoot everything one take with almost no editing.
They don't actually pick up complete strangers off the street who may or may not have AIDS.
happened to me once. Girl giving me a handjob. Said 'does it always take this long'?
was so embarassed couldnt even think about the pleasure anymore just wanted to get out of there. Now if a girl quickly grabs by balls when im not hard yet its a scary moment and hard to recover/get back in the mood for
>tfw going on a college trip in 3 weeks
>4 nights in a hotel
>grill who i know like me will be there
>get anxious as fuck when i think we may have sex
>once anxiety kicks in all chance of getting /maintaining a boner are gone
h-help bros, i dont want to have to an hero over something so trivial. but its ruining my life.
I think it's easier if it's white someone you've hung around with for a while.
My first fuck up was with some girl on Tinder. Saw her for 3 nights then stopped over the last night and couldn't stay hard. She had H cup tits and I couldn't stay hard for long.
Second time was with a girl I know. She had H cup tits but I blame the alcohol and not enough foreplay. I eventually told her to stop cause I couldn't get hard. Woke up in the morning then fucked her for about 7 minute.
if they do that, that's theft, because they've essentially stolen your phone and wallet
also I would've signed some shit so I could appear in the porn video, so I sue the company for theft