Femanons, do you like vaginal foreplay/oral? And any advice/tips

Fuck off normalfag
Any women who would know need to be shot after they get off my board

Nothing will ever beat the shower head imo.

Do the alphabet with your tounge, figure out which letter she enjoys the most.

also tease first to get her wet. kiss her thighs, kiss her vajayjay, kiss her tummy. start slow. the anticipation is the best part. just dont go straight for it. build it up.

>>25652819

>tfw you will never help jlh

kek the fuck you wanna pleasure a woman for? get your nut and then get out

>>25652819
what about a guy using the showerhead on you?

>>25652927
I guess that would be nice. I could just relax and lie back and let him do the work while I drift off into a orgasmic state.


>tfw bpth of you are in the tub
>me sitting inbetween his legs
>his erect penis rubbin against my back

>>25652819
Pls post nudes

>>25652980
how often do girls masturbate to orgasm anyway? i bet men do it more frequently, even more so this board.

>>25653012
Depends. I honestly really don't have that high of a sex drive unless I am on drugs. I can go for weeks without masturbating to orgasm.

i do it when i cant sleep, when I'm bored, when I take a shower. maybe 4-5 times a week. But there are times where I will do it 4-5 times in a single day.

>>25653053
>maybe 4-5 times a week. But there are times where I will do it 4-5 times in a single day.
is that normal for girls? do you always use that showerhead method?

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>>25652819
>tripfag
>femanon
>normie
What a fucking surprise

>>25653053
You're my favorite junkie. Will you write a memoir one day?

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>>25653053
>tfw brought gf to orgasm 6+ times in a day

>>25653081
Again, I don't know. I dont talk about my sexual life to other girls that often. I do know several escorts who say they are in the business soley because they love to fuck. They will fuck 5-6 johns in a day and they say they love it.

Not always. I have a vibrator. Works good. I rarely just use my hands. Sometimes in public I will do it by sqeezing and rubbing my thighs together. But thats mostly for the thrill of it then the actual orgasm, but I find i do have a more powerful one if I do it in public

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>Cum inside
>Can't finger that well so go down on her
>Taste my own cum
Am I cucking myself?

>>25653210
are men able to satisfy you, at least to orgasm?

>>25652819
>alphabet
Everything except that. Do slow and firm (firmness depends on the girl) circles around on on her clit. She's right about anticipation. Kiss:
>mouth
>down chin
>between breasts
>down naval to pussy
>hover over pussy then kiss down on side of her inner thigh all the way to her ankle or to her toes if you're into feet
>go back up and do the same on opposite side
>go back up and dig in
Girls will WANT your dick in their moth especially of you make them cum from this
If they don't then drop them, they're selfish
>tfw girl cums down your throat and then begs to lick her love juice from your chin
Fuck I'm hard

>>25653210
>in public I will do it by sqeezing and rubbing my thighs together
This triggers me

>>25653272
Yes. But I mostly have sex not for the physical pleasure, but for the bonding and emotional pleasure.

Unless I am on meth, then i just want to fuck and I dont care if I orgasm, I just want to purly fuck hardcore.

>>25653264
That's not bad. I am ok with that, I just lick the clit and avoid the cum drip.

What was worse was when she was not yet on the pill, so I'd fuck her with a rubber on, cum, pull out the condom, then go give that qt an orgasm, and I'd taste cock, rubber and sometimes not that fresh vag. Ehhh.

>>25653355
Can I fuck you next time you are on meth?

>>25653419
I also hate condoms. vastly prefer unprotected sex. im also on the pill.

the feeling when he cums inside me is glorious. It feels so right and natural. It feels like I got the job done when he finishes inside of me. its such a good feel. feeling what his raw penis is like with some barrier. its great.

>>25653756
no

>>25652819
lowercase or capital letters?

I fucked a girl and when going to fuck her friend she texted her saying "Get him to go down on you" AMA

>>25653870
U have a small dick and she'd rather have her friend get eaten out than fucked with your dicklet.

>>25653832

shut up tripfag

you're not a girl

>>25654005
fucking crushed

how could you have been so blind anon?

>>25653210
>I do know several escorts who say they are in the business soley because they love to fuck.

how do I recognize an ad written by this kind of natural slut? or should I look for them in the brothel instead of the net?

t. an aspiring John

>>25654349
Well you can never know really. They could be lying just to get more men intrested in them.

Only way to know for sure is to know them personally as a friend and have them tell you.

>>25654414
What's meth like

>>25654414
the ones you talked about - are they call girls or from an agency?

>>25654451
Its great. Prolly my favourite drug.

Music sounds great, orgasms feel great, your mind feels great.

Its just fucking awesome.

>>25653832
>im also on the pill.

It's all about scent. Hidden in a man's smell are clues about his major histocompatibility complex (MHC) genes, which play an important role in immune system surveillance. Studies suggest that females prefer the scent of males whose MHC genes differ from their own, a preference that has probably evolved because it helps offspring survive: couples with different MHC genes are less likely to be related to each other than couples with similar genes are, and their children are born with more varied MHC profiles and thus more robust immune systems.

A study published in August in the Proceedings of the Royal Society B, however, suggests that women on the pill undergo a shift in preference toward men who share similar MHC genes. The female subjects were more likely to rate these genetically similar men's scents (via a T-shirt the men had worn for two nights) as pleasant and desirable after they went on the pill as compared with before. Although no one knows why the pill affects attraction, some scientists believe that pregnancy--or in this case, the hormonal changes that mimic pregnancy--draws women toward nurturing relatives.

Women who start or stop taking the pill, then, may be in for some relationship problems. A study published last year in Psychological Science found that women paired with MHC-similar men are less sexually satisfied and more likely to cheat on their partners than women paired with MHC-dissimilar men. So a woman on the pill, for example, might be more likely to start dating a MHC-similar man, but he could ultimately leave her less sexually satisfied. Then if she goes off the pill during the relationship, the accompanying hormonal changes will draw her even more strongly toward more MHC-dissimilar men. These immune genes may have a "powerful effect in terms of how well relationships are cemented," says University of Liverpool psychologist Craig Roberts, co-author of the August paper.

>>25654495
I'm that 5'1" tranny from a long time ago when cuck mods were deleting my email, be my friend
arbitrarydegeneracy@gmail

>>25653870
Give us your tips buddy

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>>25653053
Only one question:

How can you tell when a girl has a orgasm by penetration?

>>25655657
your dick will know. the vagoo will pulsate and and squeeze around your penis. being flush/red cheeks and body as well.

>>25652759
I was fingering and cunny on y gf and when I pulled my finger out it was creamy white, like actual seamen sludge.I know it wasn't sperm cuz II had been with her for 3 straight days. I smelled it and showed it to her, and told her she was sour and needed to drink more water. She was slightly upset that i pointed it out to her, but I wiped it up and kept on munching.

The white discharge tasted and smelled like metal. Is she healthy?

>>25656366
That sounds like an infection.

Do girls prefer a guy goes down on them alot or just sometimes?

I'd gladly go down on her all the time if she wanted.

>>25656511
I didn't fuck her for a week because I've got a uti. Guess she's just a dirty girl.

>>25652819
>tfw this post gave me a boner
WAKE ME UP

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>>25654495
>normie
>degenerate
dropped
hearing drugnormies ODing, ending up addicts, getting arrested, or having to go to rehab makes me laff every time

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>>25653210
>Sometimes in public I will do it by sqeezing and rubbing my thighs together.

>>25654520
Fuck.

My girlfriend was recently told by her doctor to change from the injection thing she has (I dunno the name) to the pill, since she has heart problems (low blood pressure) and the pill would be better than the injection.

does this mean she might lose interest in me?

>>25654520
Roasties BTFO. It's funny, a pill they take to help them slut it up without consequence is unbeknownst to them stealthily ruining their relationships and causing them to choose men who are mismatches on a genetic level. Pure pottery.

>>25654495
You obviously haven't snorted oxymorphone then.

>>25652759
LOL that's just pathetic

>>25655690
How many times did your father make you cum?

>>25652819
pls go die.

>>25652759
No, if a guy goes down on me I'm not letting him kiss my mouth after

>>25652819
>>25652980
>>25653053
>>25653210
>>25653355
>>25653832
>>25654414
>>25654495
>>25655690
GET OFF OF MY BOARD YOU OLD ROASTIE SLUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25659104
Wew. The only time ive ever had sex she blew me a bit, then i ate her pussy and we fucked missionary while playing tonsil hockey. Christ it was over 2 years ago now and it still gets me hard.

>>25655690

> being flush/red cheeks and body as well

what if she's a nigress? does she turn less black or something?

>>25652819
When I first went down on my gf I started doing the alphabet and she fucking figured out what I was doing.

I was actually quite impressed

Don't suck directly on my clit. Lick around it, like between a half inch and an inch away from it. I like it on the left side of it more

>>25659902
What is the 'alphabet'?

>>25660408
abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxyz

>>25660408

Using your tongue to draw the shapes of letters whilst performing cunnilingus.