>tfw it doesn't matter how hard you work to improve yourself because at the end of the day you're still 5'8.
>Not even that short
>Mates give me shit around the clock for being a fucking midget
>Theyre all 6'2 - 6'6
>My gym progress doesn't even matter because they all hit the gym as much as I do and are shredded anyway
>I will always be the laughing stock
If you didn't have such a neapolitan complex and a nasty attitude you would get gurlz. You need to fake it to make it and have confidence. Gurlz can sniff out your cowardice, and they all go for guys with confidence no matter what they look like. Your problem isn't your height, its your attitude. You just gotta lift and get fit. I'm 4' 3" and I still fuck billions of gurlz.
I'm not a girl. It's just getting so old to hear people that aren't short complaining about being short.
5'8"? Are you fucking serious? That's 1 inch below average and you act like your life is over because of it. It's self-fulfilling prophecy at that point.
tell that autistic virgun manchild, gurl. he needs to nut up ore shut up. he iz short and gross and autistic, so what? get over it is what im like, u hear me gurl? yeah gurlz rule
tell that autistic virgun moribund manchild, gurl. he needs to nut up ore shut up. he iz short and gross and autistic and moribund, so what? get over it is what im like, u hear me gurl? yeah gurlz rule
>Same height as Hitler
That's what made me stop caring honestly. If fucking Hitler can get away with being 5'8 (and no comedians call him out for it with "napoleon complex" jokes) I can too.
>never measure my height
>just assume I'm 5'11'' for some reason
>Go to doctors
>cute nurse chick measures my height
>I ask how tall am I?
>She just says 5'8'' in a disgusted monotone voice
>mfw my drivers license still says 5'11''
>tfw you're 6'4" of raw potential waiting to lose weight and blossom into a chad
>go to measure height at the gym at like 9pm
>come out as 6'2 when I was so sure I was 6'3 this whole time
FUCK IT'S BECAUSE YOU SHRINK AN INCH OR TWO OVER THE WHOLE DAY
I HAVE BEEN MEASURED BEFORE AND WAS 6'3 I AM THE TRUE GOD TIER HEIGHT BEING 6'2 WOULD MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A FUCKING MANLET FUCKKKKKKKKKKK