CUM CUM CUM GIVE ME CUM >TFW JERKING MY HARD NEET COCK >TFW

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>>25649596
me

I like to be extremely verbally lewd, but only metaphorically and not involving other people.
Then when other people try to make my lewd real I become innocent and clam up.

>tfw lewd
>tfw people tease you about not being able to act at all on it

recently i've gotten violently lewd, as in I want to punch my partner

>>25649596
>GIVE ME CUM

What have you even done to deserve to indulge?

Even though I've started masturbating again, my dick feels so much harder since I started exercising. The texture is smooth, and each time I cum is a torrential downpour with a strong scent of manliness.

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>>25649946
Please don't punch your jerkin' hand.

>>25650027
Give me it now NOW

>>25649596
Same here lad. :/
should i feel bad or good

>>25650210
You should arrange a pegging from twilight girl

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>>25649596
>get lewd
>have to go to bathroom quick
>leave laptop open playing lewd video
>parents walk down the hallway leading to room laptop is playing video in
>tfw your parents probably saw it and now think your a sick pervert

>>25650411
They noe.

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im erect again
goddamit op

I'm not saying I'm a bottom slut but if my boipucci had a password it would be 123

>>25650509
Robot promo code: 123

>>25650411
What was the video?

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>>25650231
I fucking wish man. I really wish

>>25650599
Japanese spit kissing

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>always wondered what cum taste like
>finished a No fap of 3 weeks
>decide to jerk off
>in the middle of it think "now is the perfect time to taste it"
>cum in my own mouth but because i was backed up I have a gigantic load and even give myself a bit of a facial.
>the taste is stuck in my mouth for what feels like days. brushing doesn't get rid of it
>every so often that taste just creeps its way into my mouth.

I feel like I made a huge mistake.

>>25650651
Record it next time, make a webm, and post here :^ )

>>25650651
Embrace the lewd
Embrace the cummies
Embrace the gayness of your anus

>>25650651
You'll learn to crave it soon enough. The transformation has already began.

I just really like cocks. I should really go out and try and find some dude nearby so I can have a cock on call whenever I want to swallow a load. Realistically though, I'm just too busy jerking off to do that.

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>>25650793
mmf thats so hot senpai
can i fill you with my cum cums

>>25650793
T b h, I'm bi, and I've really wanted to find someone that lives near me that would cum on me. Idk about being fucked, but 100% would suck. :/
unfortunately im in one of the shittiest cities in one of the best states.

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>>25650831
add me on skype faggots
zminer365

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>it's a grown men pretend to be anime girls thread
sage goes in all fields

>>25650793
>>25650831
You both can swallow me

J-just don't expect anything else b-baka!

>>25650931
Nuh-uh im a qt girl!

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>>25650931
O Lordd...

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>>25651009
>it's a catposting thread now

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The amount of faggotry in this thread is astounding.

>>25650931
grill here

>>25650931
I'm not pretending to be anything. I'm a male, 135 pound, 5'10.5, skinny runner that is lacking in any type of facial hair. And I'm bi. :/

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cads 2bh fambam

>>25651128
>>25651143
add me on skype both of you
zminer365

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posting more cads

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wasd4564d3

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12058ew wad12345788

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Did someone say c@s?

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>>25651053
Im pretty tired, wish i had a kot...heh, heh

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>>25650482
Me too brother.
What do we do to remedy this?

>>25651541
You think of other things non sexual

>>25651541
>>25651557
you jerk your thick neet cocks and eat all the cum cums

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>>25651572
I'm not a neet but I will do it senpai!

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>>25651541
>>25651557
>>25651572
>>25651636
hold the fuck up, I'm not done posting cats yet

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>>25651656
kot pls

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>>25651656
Ok I feel you i feel you homie

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still postin cads

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>mfw I pull my dick out and smell that dank stench

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>>25651742
fuck off, off-topic shitter. this is a kot thread

>>25650892
>age
>16

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sad kot

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>>25651801
fug wrong picture

>>25651793
lies
im a big boy

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more rare kots

>>25651825
don't be sad kitty, let me pet you ~

>>25651793
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wad.
adw

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>>25651850
nice try, ERP shitter

>>25651838
>changed age quickly to 20

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>tfw my kot folder is running dry

I was lewd in my late teens but it's kind of cooled off now. Now I'm just off the deep end fucked up in terms of the files I have on my computer. But when I was younger I'd cum on my face weekly/fuck myself with whatever I could find around the house/sometimes even tie myself up. No real desire to go out sucking dicks or anything though, I just like my own dick/cum

>>25649596
Have fun while it lasts, once you get to 25-30 years your libido will be significantly toned down.

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nothing left in my kot folder, have some shiggy kitties
pls no bully
>>25651917
wrong thread fambam

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>tfw want a steam bf to play games and be lewd with
>not a friend collector or slut, so barely talk to anyone
>the only person I talk to is a mega slut and fucks around with half a dozen people on steam at the same time

>>25651955
thats gonzo!

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>tfw I get so horny the only thing I wanna do is bury my face in an anon's crotch, nuzzling his balls with my nose, and breath in his thick manly musk only to be topped by the scent of his massive load he shoots into my mouth or deep in my ass

>>25651971
steam name?

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>>25651971
>erping with an internet bf
there's your problem

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>>25651981
>>25652000
>>25652004
>all these off-topic shitters

>>25652014
I don't erp, it's just dirty talk.

>>25652031
>posts gonzo
>doesnt know gonzo

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Gonzo Stalin

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nother gonzo

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I really, really like this gonzo

Why would I if I can cum on yours?

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the next post is gonzo

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dubs gonzo

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the original
3rj-w9erjewur eijrewife fere0ign0erg erignrg ddd

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well shit it looks like I'm out of gonzo
here's some cads

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>tfw this is thread is kill
my job here is done

>>25651199
I fucking love this pic.

Post more cats.

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>>25652342
>mfw removing cancerous ERP threads

>>25652364
You did good, anon. I'm proud of you.

btw does anybody know what breed is >>25651910

>>25649596
>WHO HERE L E W D
Translation: Who here is a huge faggot, male lewdness (as you are speaking about it) is just pure faggotry, and cumming on your own face.......... wtf, how much of a degenerate faggot can one be.

>>25653581
IM LEWD IM LEWWWD FUCK MY BOOOIIICPIICU

>>25653581
How's it going in high school, mate?

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>>25651889
Picture extremely related.

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>>25651928

nigger what the fuck. im 29 and the only thing has changed has been my depravity.

>>25653907
You mean university right?

>>25650931
>>25651053
>>25651153
>>25651153
>>25651199
>>25651770
>>25652283
Kill yourself back to /b/ you fucking faggot.

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when i searched up "rare knife smug face cats gonzo the cat surrounded by pointy yet short knives looking smug"
this is the first picture that came up

>>25655032
Oh gee whiz, maybe because that's what you searched for.

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>>>/lgbt/

originaloriginaloriginal

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>tfw I am a ridiculous slut and am close to getting out of control with it