You're all young. None of you understand what death is.

>had several near-death experiences
Wasn't that frightened several of those times
>actually felt relief
You're just mad because you're an old poop and nobody cares about the grizzly words you wheeze out of your shriveled mouth.

>>25647867
>too young to fear or comprehend death
>takes pride in this
i mean, i guess

>>25647922
Grandpa, can't you just watch some Laurence Welch and have a nap?

>>25647787
I'm 35 and I've watched in the eyes people while they were dying, pal.

>>25648112
Do you also have 300 confirmed kills?

grandpa i know its been hard for you since grandma died but dont you have better things to do than shitpost on r9k

>>25647787
But it still feels bad.

>>25648193
and r9k is the place for you to say so

>>25647787
Why even make this? I'm old too by 4chan standards. I've seen shit. It hurts. And you can't change what happened or what will. I get that.

But right now you sound like a teenager who just bought their first black lipstick from hot topic. Why?

>>25647787
I once woke up in the middle of the night feeling my heart being pulled out of my chest. I couldn't breathe or think as it happened. At the time, I was depressed, and it soon ended, so all I could think was "Wow, if that happens again, I'm going to get to die easily without any pain" and felt at peace.

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>>25647787
>assuming that being young means you haven't been in a situation where you might die
I bet you grew up in the suburbs and ate dinner ever night you fucking faggot.

>>25647787
Been in that position multiple times because
of a job that I chose to do and enjoy, so by
your own ridiculous logic I can say the following:

Get the fuck over yourself

>>25648292
I did. And those are the people I'm talking to. So why do you feel targeted? You know you're not who I mean. Unless you also lived in the suburbs and ate dinner every night and feel the need to defend your ego through lying.

>>25647787
I've often fantasized of getting cancer or any terminal disease. One time I had some persistent stomach pains and a part of me hoped it was something serious. My thought was I'd die and it wouldn't be as traumatic to people as it would have been if I killed myself.

>>25648136
Or maybe he just works in hospice?

Holy shit could you be any more retarded.