today, i am going to help you all get gfs with this one simple

>>25646691
>this one simple tip
be born someone else

>>25646691
Drum roll please
Just BEEEEEEEE YOURSELF :DDD

>>25646719
>>25646727
actually both of you are wrong, the simple tip is to pretend she is like one of your friends and not someone you want to date.

No, the simple trick is:

"Act like you know what you're doing"
and
"Realize that you'll be fine even in the worst case scenario"

Both of those things are the arrogance-less confidence people like

>>25646789
>>25646830
If I may, you're both saying basically the same thing. Forget about the stakes. Whether you win or lose the opportunity should be approached with happy fatalism. Be the laughing monk of snatch-fu.

>>25646830
>"Realize that you'll be fine even in the worst case scenario"
I am not severely brain damaged, though, so I can't believe that.

ACTUALLY VALUABLE PRO TIP HERE


stop trying so hard anon

>Worst case scenario
>Start dating
>Hit it off
>Get married
>Have kids
>She becomes morbidly obese
>Can't get it up for her anymore because so ugly now
>Go 10 years without sex for the sake of the children
>Can't hold it together anymore
>Start cheating on other women
>She finds out
>Murders you while you're asleep by repeated stabbing
IT'S NOT FINE CHAD, IT'S NOT FINE

FUCK YOU, I AM NOT FALLING FOR YOUR TRICKS CHAD

>>25648491
So elaborate.. relax man. Just be yourself

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>>25646691

just b urself bro

ive been muted

>>25646691
Be born good looking