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today, i am going to help you all get gfs...
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today, i am going to help you all get gfs with this one simple tip
are you guys ready?
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>>25646691
>this one simple tip
be born someone else
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>>25646691
Drum roll please
Just BEEEEEEEE YOURSELF :DDD
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>>25646719
>>25646727
actually both of you are wrong, the simple tip is to pretend she is like one of your friends and not someone you want to date.
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No, the simple trick is:

"Act like you know what you're doing"
and
"Realize that you'll be fine even in the worst case scenario"

Both of those things are the arrogance-less confidence people like
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>>25646789
>>25646830
If I may, you're both saying basically the same thing. Forget about the stakes. Whether you win or lose the opportunity should be approached with happy fatalism. Be the laughing monk of snatch-fu.
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>>25646830
>"Realize that you'll be fine even in the worst case scenario"
I am not severely brain damaged, though, so I can't believe that.
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ACTUALLY VALUABLE PRO TIP HERE


stop trying so hard anon
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>Worst case scenario
>Start dating
>Hit it off
>Get married
>Have kids
>She becomes morbidly obese
>Can't get it up for her anymore because so ugly now
>Go 10 years without sex for the sake of the children
>Can't hold it together anymore
>Start cheating on other women
>She finds out
>Murders you while you're asleep by repeated stabbing
IT'S NOT FINE CHAD, IT'S NOT FINE

FUCK YOU, I AM NOT FALLING FOR YOUR TRICKS CHAD
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>>25648491
So elaborate.. relax man. Just be yourself
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>>25646691

just b urself bro

ive been muted
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>>25646691
Be born good looking
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