What kind of men get to have his? He is not a Chad? He looks

>>25645777
>be 6'0+
as easy as pie

>>25645777
Nice trips

also if she doesnt have a dick im not interested

>>25645777

Skinny gamers are the chads of nerds, idiot.

Second of all, that girl is ugly as fuck and looks unhappy.

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im 5'3''
my ex would give me bjs while i would play starcraft good times, stop being an autist

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I'm thinking about the feeling of soggy pussy stubble sanding away at your groin while you try to play a shitty Blizzard game

>heroes of the storm

Fuck off he's not even playing a real game

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in all honesty its hard to play when a bitch is playing with your dick.. cant even concentrate, fucking whore dont let me play muh games

>>25645812

>looks unhappy

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>>25645777
>jubby
>5/10
>playing moba

i prefer dying a virgin

sauce fucker

>>25646004
this is the only real response

He's playing Heroes of the Storm, a casual game. He probably has social skills.

Post the source my dude.

gaming is becoming so cringey

jesus christ

http://www.pornhub.com/users/wildest_dreams

sauce

>>25645777
anyone have sauce for the webm???

>>25646086
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=789316490

The girl is average looking, they are probably just robots who found each other

>hots

Haha stupid faggot. can't even play dota.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSdaagf6MZQ

>>25645777
chad using 'nerdy' as a fashion accessory

>>25645831
What rank/league?

>>25645777
HotS is barely a video game, that doesn't count.

>mfw hanging out with programmers in their 30s who are generally too fat or too skinny and bald
>mfw they are all married to cute girls and have funny kids
>mfw we spend entire weekends just drinking and eating and playing games
>mfw have no fucking clue why some people are single and think it's not their own choice

>>25646281
the video was most likely just done for the sake of having video. Dude was persuating the girl for some time to do this, then promised to do all kinds of shit for her like take her to a good restaurant and stuff. The girl very reluctantly accepted, dude opened some random game on his computer. After some time of trying to get in the mood, the girl told him this that this is not very good and she wants to finish it in the bed.

What you see is the video itself, not its story

>>25646224
it was back in broodwar, if you are talking about sc2 i only got to platinum, sc2 kinda sucked for me, it just didnt feel the same, maybe i was too old already

>>25646335
most people don't have programmer money

I don't even have the money to put myself through school right now and it's also hard to find the motivation since I know any girl who marries a guy like that has already had her fun and essentially been ruined by a string of Chads.

his dick aint big enough for that, thats why she looks unsatisfied.

>>25645777
>living the dream.webm

>>25646396
>muh money
in my home country people make 30% of what the average american makes and are equal or even more likely to have their own families. if money is the only positive quality you could imagine yourself having, then you're dog shit and nobody should ever come near you, money or not. but it would still be your choice, since women are everywhere and they have something called hormones.

>>25646396
>programmer
>money
its middle class dog.

>>25646335
Thanks for reminding me that I have to carry on putting some of my junk on github so I can improve my chances of getting a programming job.

>>25646483
in your country your money is more valuable. if you made 1 dollar an hour in america you would be fucked

>>25646516
both false.

>>25646490
>programmers on average make $140k mid career

ok middle class meme man

>>25645777
I got a blowjob while playing Dark Souls once. Tried to get her to play first, but then she handed me the controller and took my pants off. Beat Drake and Josh while that was happening.

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>>25645812

>Be skinny gamer and over 6'
>no harem of homely overweight awkward acne ridden nerd girls with shit tier tastes in both vidya and Tibetan cave etchings
>all the women I know are Tumblr harpies that hate my guts

You may fool him, but I wont be swayed by your lies

>>25646558
>beat drake and josh

that's impressive, but not nearly as impressive as the guy who did it entirely with voice commands

>>25646553
140 is upper end of middle class.

>>25646582
Got a video of that?

>>25646558
I did that, too! Though it was during Nito & The Funky Bunch. Came just as I killed it for the first time.

You'd think this sort of thing would be a lot more common.

>>25646553
>$140k average

Yeah in Silicon Valley.

I'm looking for an entry-level web developer job in the UK, I can hope to get around 25k bongpounds per year (~$35k). The "mid level" positions I've seen advertised are around 35k bongpounds ($50k).

>>25646634
https://youtu.be/5m2a2dLdZ0M

here you are m80

>>25646540
no im right

if you make 3 dollars thats enough in a shit hole but in america its not enough to pay for anything unless your getting welfare

>>25646483
Whatever your home country is, it's not the same. America is a place where there are some men making 100K+ per year and fucking every woman, and there are some men making 15k per year and being completely sexless.

There are no traditional gender roles. Nobody cares about having a family or they think they can just put it off until their 30s and then start trying to date guys with careers and money. Literally none of your substance matters here.

You must just be from some slav country that doesn't play by jungle rules.

>>25646594
20% of Americans make 100k or more. That's rich.

>>25646686
Thanks family to be quite frank

>>25645800
>>25645812
I'm 6'0 and skinny, but that' doesn't mean shit. Women avoid me like the plague because I'm ugly.
Facial aesthetics and money are the two most important things for getting women.

>>25646705
This is sad, but true.

Unless a woman is just stupid, then she'll date someone with no car, job, or many positive traits, get fucked up, have a kid and then try to find "a real man".

>>25646759
no fuckin problem extended relative \[T]/

>>25646102
>>25646067
was the orgasm genuine or not?

>>25646553
LOL no they fucking dont

>>25646783
women dont care about what you have if they are attracted to you

>>25645777
Straight ones

>>25646907
I don't doubt that. But a lot of that initial lure is what you have, not who you are. Especially when everyone plays the same materialistic game. Don't play, and you're left out.

>>25646705
when i made 15k i had sex with plenty of girls. you are just talking out of your ass.

>>25646907
They're attracted to you based on what you have

>>25646985
working through university doesn't count, normie

>>25646698
Not him but are you literally retarded?

>>25647016
so you're talking about middle aged men who make 15k? then you're not talking about money, you're talking about disability and mental illness. you might as well be measuring sexual success with how often someone drinks tea you fucking idiot. and how the fuck are you going to make a claim about culture or society when you use "normie" as an insult? would you trust the advice of your grandma on what computers are best?

>>25646987
You have to have a certain level of independence in your life, because its hard to have a gf if you have to sneak her past your mum into your wank-cave of a room.

But other than that, there's pretty much no barrier to entry... that's why its considered NORMAL to have a gf. That means you don't have to be exceptional, you just have to not be totally in a dumpster.

>>25647094
>you must be mentally ill and retarded if you're not making a high salary after age 22 and getting frustrated and angry when somebody reminds you of how pampered your life is

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>>25645831
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>>25647097
That means that if you make a low salary, you get to fuck fat, stinky girls if you're lucky while every Chad earning high fucks every average to attractive girl.

Step 1: Learn and see how others talk so you see how to act in a social conversation
Step 2: Get friends
Step 3: Go to a party and get wasted
Step 4: Sit next to a girl and it will come easy because they are horny as shit when they start to drink.
Step 5: Profit ???
dont say that you are ugly and it wont work i have fat 4/10 friends that have fucked 7/10 just because they are both drunk and he know how to small talk like saying whats up

just act like this and you will get girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knU9gRUWCno

>>25647121
>talks shit about basic privileges
>is on the internet

i wasn't making a high salary at 22 or even 25. i still got married at 23 without being able to afford anything more than food and gas. most of these programmers were married before they got any good jobs too. 22 is still college age. i don't even know what point you're trying to make. if you're in a world where the only dudes getting laid are earning 100k+ and the rest are "beta cucks" then that sounds like a utopian dream to be honest. a middle aged dude making min wage is most likely disabled or disturbed, yes, but at the same time he's still probably in relationships if not has his own family. how successful that is might correlate with how fucking retarded he is, as does his salary, but he still uses his penis properly by getting it inside a woman from time to time.

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>>25647158
im a rare pokemon, what can i say

>>25646860
As a cyborg, yeah it looked genuine, but without actually fucking her it's impossible to tell.

>>25646448
>projecting

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All I want is a gf who would give me a bj when I play video games and she would sit on my face when she plays video games

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>>25645777
>>25646448

>Is all you really need to get a girl social skills?
Just to let everyone know, that guy has two girlfriends. The one who isn't in the webm is a fatfuck who is too shy to do anything sexual and both girls live off of him. Hence the ''we share everything''


Also ''we share everything'' apparently means sharing the same fucking boyfriend. Don't fall into this trap. Pic related.


sidenote: theyre fucking redditors why am i not surprised.


>>25646004
>>25646018

People who understand.


>>25646363

Your kidding yourself go fuck off.

>>25645777
I want this sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE
too drunk to fuck faggotssss

guys like the one in OPs pic are cute and you don't think they will cheat desu

>>25645777

that chick looks pretty gross.

kinda looks like eggman from the face desu senpai.

That looks uncomfortable as fuck.
How are you supposed to concentrate on the game?
Bitch get off, it's a ranked match!

>>25649943
thhonest sanpie i bet her pussy feels really nice

>>25645777
Look at her she's not exactly a Stacey herself. She looks like the kind of girl who still has Disney princess sheet on her bed and works at the local library. She looks like she's about to fall asleep as well. There is such a thing as bad sex.

I swear 99% of robots would actually get a gf and their dick wet if they stopped aiming for Staceys and instead lowered their standards to something realistic.

In other words, stop being a Garrett that dances around trying to impress Alexa.

>>25648277
>The one who isn't in the webm is a fatfuck

Exactly. Even the one in the webm is somehow still chubby yet paradoxically flat.

>>25645777
She's a hard 6 probably a good 5/10, he's just dating in his pool.

>>25649943
>that chick looks pretty gross.
I'm guessing you're alone then. Your standards are too high, she's qt

>>25650186
>I swear 99% of robots would actually get a gf and their dick wet if they stopped aiming for Staceys and instead lowered their standards to something realistic
Nope. Women don't want robots and they refuse to settle for anything less than chad unless the guy has enough money.
Many robots on here, myself included, have very little standards but still stand no chance.

>>25648277
>Just to let everyone know, that guy has two girlfriends.

GEE BILL

>>25648277
>The one who isn't in the webm is a fatfuck

Also she has a fucking genital wart. It's clearly visible in one of the creampie vids.

>>25648277
I feel people like this choose fucked up lives out of quirky narcissism.

>>25650388
I've had 6 girlfriends since I turned 17, I was always picked second-to-last in gym class, I don't have a yearbook picture and I didn't go to prom, I'm a college dropout with no friends and less than 500$ in life savings who still lives at home and I still managed to get laid.

Stop throwing yourself a pity-party everyday and good things will happen.

Or just sit there and go "boohoo no one likes me" and watch that prophecy come true, because no one likes a bitch. Either way.

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>>25650498
>genital wart
>creampie

>>25650610
It's because you're attracitve, you have a nice jawline, nice hair etc.

There's literally no way you're an average guy and you've had 6 girlfriends.

>>25650753
I am skinny (skinnyfat now) with shitty hair and a unibrow.

So I went after emo/goth/punk girs who are usually a bit fat and are into skinny guys. I threw a bunch of hair gel in my hair and plucked my unibrow and started lifting.

Not to be mean, because god bless those girls who fucked me and dated me, but all those girls were like 6/10 on average except for one who was easily 9/10 but only because she also put effort into looking good and masking her flaws.

Like I said, stop dreaming about Stacey.

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>>25650753
its all about the game and how you play it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_JF8oSxXtM

Fuck this guy is living like a anime, to bad his second gf is a disgusting fatty.

>>25650753

As long as you're not a huge sperg or horrendously ugly dating 6 girls is very doable.

>>25651315
I'm ugly as fuck, maybe that's why. Also, I have pretty high standards, I wouldn't date an uggo tbqh.

>>25651315
>tfw horrendously ugly
Never had a chance

>>25650904
So your only advice is go after ugly girls? Why? What's the point? You're just kuking youself at that point tbqh.

You're settling for mediocrity that will never be attractive to you and you're only an "acceptable" option for them because they don't have any other options. And you're only dating them because you can't get anything better.

You're essentially wasting your time and their time.

>>25651315
>As long as you're not a huge sperg
Just kill me member of my extended family

>>25651397
Because you're also ugly, senpai.

Your way of doing things is like wanting to be homeless until you can move into a multi-million dollar mansion. Not happening.

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>>25651397
>tfw you chose a 6/10 who was a 7/10 with make-up in early high school years
>tfw didn't treat her as well as i should have because i was a fucking idiot asshole
>tfw she became an 8/10 and a 9/10 with make-up by the time she graduated
>tfw she dumped me and is probably fucking a Chad in some appartment right now
God I hate myself. She was so great and I just didn't fucking appreciate it until it was too late.

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>>25652183
>tfw 8/10 plain jane girl asked me out to prom
>told her I wasn't going because "prom is gay"
>spent prom night at home whacking off to pokemon hentai
>was too retarded to even be like "oh but hey how about we go see Scary Movie 2 instead"