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Give me at least four pictures of the same chad, somebody girls on tinder won't recognize easily

i also need a chad name, I was thinking Zack would work, but what's a chad last name
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Zack Mitchell
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>>25645504
You have to make sure the images are not able to be easily reverse searched. Otherwise you are busted.

Then again, most normalfags probably would not bother to do that.
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chadsworth
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Morris
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>>25645504
Zack is a good Chad name
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>>25645544
That is perfect. I'm setting up the Facebook account right now

Now somebody get some pictures. Selfies preferably but anything will do
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>>25645551
>implying women know what reverse image search is
lmao
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Zack's pretty good, you could also use Chad. Other good Chad names are Levi, Dylan, and Wesley. Some last names could be Williams, Jones, or Martin.
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Zack Mitchell - 21

Yes my middle name is Levi, don't judge

I like long boarding sometimes, played football in high school, just wanna find someone chill
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>>25645697
>tfw im getting a crush on a non-existent catfish chad
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Are there any hot Instagram boys you fags know about

Somebody fairly unpopular is best
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OP where are you going to get the massive pool of friends all chads need to have to be truly chad?

>>25645778
>crushing on that
I'm judging you so hard right now
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Tinder will only show the name Zack, so unless these girls want to sift through thousands of Zacks/Zachs to find my Facebook account that I have set on on private, we good
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I have a lot of pictures of a cartoon frog, does it work?
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>>25646371
He sounds really cool and laid back, and that's a hot name
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facebook dot com slash seanpaul.boyle/photos

found this for you OP
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>>25646544
lmao that dude is not even kind of attractive
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>>25646570
click on his friendslist and find someone you think is attractive desu

thats how I always get my catfish photos
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>>25645576
Damn dude I had the same thought.
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How's this

I know my fucking battery is low
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The robot is only mad because this post is too original
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>>25645612
>Levi, Dylan, and Wesley

All beta as fuck.

Chads have normal generic names. Chris, Kyle, Eric, Shawn, Justin.
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>>25646809
>>25646841
Can you post those images? That's a good set up for trolling
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Just flip the images in MS paint and they can't be reverse searched. Also make them 25% smaller then bigger again and it slightly degrades the quality so it doesn't look like a suspiciously nice camera was used / also messes up reverse search.
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>>25646871
My plan is to come back to this board whenever I get a match so you guys can tell me what to say
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>>25646841
>those model af pics

Too obvious m8.
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>>25646850
I have one of those names, and I am by no means a Chad.

Also, fuck you my name is beautiful and the best of the 5.
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>>25646937
Then give me something better, I need at least three or four
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>>25646937
This. At least drop these two:
>>25646956
>>25646930
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>>25646937
Right, no professional quality photos. Or at least be ready and say your sister is a photographer.

If you get called out on it just sound busy/disinterested. In fact you should do that no matter what to match the true Chad mindset. The top 5% of guys on online dating sites receive over 75% of the messages, girls are used to them being flakey.
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>>25646850
>Shawn

yuck, fuck off mis-spelling our names burgers
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what is your goal?
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>>25646809
might be the gayest thing ive ever read
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Any more pics of the guy?
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>>25647055
Every time I get five or so matches, I'm gonna come here and you guys get to decide what to say to them. We will watch roasties and single mothers in their natural habitat
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>>25646905
DO THIS OP, THIS GUY IS GENIUS
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>>25647271
and get nudes, right?
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>>25647271
there are normal people on tinder too
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Call yourself chad you fucking oiled beetroot
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>>25647303
no girl is going to fucking reverse image search. jesus you guys really know nothing about women at all. thought it was just a meme
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>>25647411
That may be true, but at least degrade the image quality a little bit so it doesn't look so professional.
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You guys won't give me those hot chad pix so I updated the bio to make it a little more believable
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>>25647473
I've already cropped the images so they can't be reverse searched, and I took the pictures from Instagram so they were most likely taken with an iPhone
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>>25647474
no thats lame change it back
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>>25647319
no
any person who would unironically use a tool like that is the cancer of our civilization and everything wrong with modernity
tinder is not a correct way of forming human relationships, and people who fail to see that deserve to be punished.
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>>25647118
Watch it work
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>>25646905
>Thinkjng tinder girls are smart enough to reverse search in the first place
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where's that one image of chad sending some girl a cringey message like "zippidy doo da, what a marvelous day!" and the girl responding with, "haha hell yeah, all chipper n shit"
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Fuck, the first person is a qt

I almost feel bad for chadfishing her

If there's nothing else you guys would change, I'll be back here when I have enough matches
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>>25647474
so fucking bad. leave out the sis part.

just stop doing glamour model shots that are clearly professional. jesus
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>>25647716
did u change it back so u dont mention ur sister in ur description?
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Op is so cringy and autistic it hurts. You literally can't even be Chad in your fantasies.
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>>25647751
The current bio is >>25646809

>>25647798
Then what would you change, this shit is for you guys anyway
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>>25647983
yeah that description suits Zack Mitchell way better
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First fucking person lmao
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Who said this shit wouldn't work
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Women are predictable as fuck
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I've done the whole Chad profile thing. It's addictive and VERY depressing.

I used a lesser known male model's insta pics (not telling you who because I still want to use his pics) and wrote 6'4" in my bio. I got hundreds of matches in 1 day
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Don't do it op

It will ruin your life and consume you


There are things in life you're better off just not knowing about and the 20/80 rule is one of them
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>>25648237
>>25648274
>>25648317
>being genuinely amazed that a woman would swipe right for an attractive male

let me guess, your next move is to explain to me why this is a wrong thing for them to do
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>>25647716
Ask her
>do you travel a lot? Because your eyes already have their bags packed.

Legit neg dis bitch.
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>>25648488
It's not that. It's the behavioral shift.

All the classic dating rituals just go out the fucking window, he doesn't have to take them out to eat, he doesn't have to be entertaining. He can treat them like shit.

Nothing he says will be interpreted as creepy. He can ask them to come over and fuck and they will line up all based on a genetic dice-roll.

And even the ugly and fat chicks have their standards set for guys like this


I did an experiment like this and it blew my fucking mind
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>>25648574
and it will work the exact opposite way

i will match any hot girl on tinder and will immediately fuck her if she asks
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>>25647411
Im a girl and ive been doing it for years
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>>25648601
Yeah but even fat girls have that power over men

Average guys are absolutely nothing compared to this guy
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>>25648488

> explain to me why this is a wrong thing for them to do

because he will just pump and dump them and they will be used up and alone
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>>25648626
burden of the proof is on you.
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>>25648626
yeah but you're on fucking 4chan

most normie roasties don't know you can reverse image search
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>>25648626
But you're on 4chan, so you're not completely ignorant of google's lesser known search features
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>>25648317
opening message should be
>hey do you know what necrophilia is and do you have an issue with it?
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>>25648629
i'm an average looking guy and have literally been asked by a girl to fuck her on tinder. she was attractive, and i did it
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>>25648648
>>25648650
Ive been doing since before i was on 4chan, I think you'd have to be pretty stupid to not know how to do it, it's right there in the search bar
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>>25648674
Proof or gtfo

Also you're a chad and you need to leave
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>>25648730
>I think you'd have to be pretty stupid

you would, that's the point
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>>25648846
>believing the women are stupid meme
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>>25648881
>implying it's a meme

stacies can't into computer
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>>25648881
You are stupid. I've fake Chadded numerous times over the past 2 years and no one has called me out. If you do it properly, you can get away with it. Now fuck off, roastie whore. Go lick Chad's sperm off the bathroom floor.
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>>25648651
THIS
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>orginial post
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>>25648927
yeah, stacies are stupid, there are still plenty of smart ones
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I've always wanted to fuck with roasties but I can never think of good insults.
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>>25645566
I lmao'd. Good one, sir.
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>>25645551
>reverse search tinder pics
>by women
LOLWUT
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>>25648730
yet tinder is a phone app that doesn't allow dragging and dropping

so you actually save the photos and then use it? also youve yet to prove you're a girl so im pretty positive you're not
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When I first did this fake Chad thing, it crushed my soul. One girl who ignored my message on my real account messaged "Chad" 3 times before I responded. "Just be yourself" they said. "It gets better in college." they said.
Exactly why I just fucking gave up on dating entirely. As a homely, low-status male, it would be a complete waste of fucking time.
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How Is Zack Mitchell a chad name?

Zack sounds so strange. Like it does not belong to anything. It does not sounds hispanic, not asian, not European.

It's like a fucking nerdy alien name
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>>25649137
yeah OP is like an alien or synth from a sci-fi movie where he tries to be human but he just cant get it right and there are glaring obvious mistakes

makes me wonder if OP has had interaction with normal people lately at all
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>>25649137
It's common in America and it's short for Zachariah which is a biblical name
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>>25649137
Girls seem to be cumming to Zack Efron, who is the biggest Chad ever.
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>>25649334
hes zach
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