True or false: >If you've never had sex or had a girlfriend

False.

I was a kissless virgin till 24 and managed to get a gf who had no idea she was my first.

>that pillow
Im impressed

>>25643460
>20

God I hate young people. 20 years old is still a fucking child mate.

If you're never had a gf or sex by 50... you still could easily get one at any time if you applied yourself.

No

False.
Prostitutes.

>>25643527
You are a wizard faggot

>>25643460
to 21 only 8 days left, and im going to first date in my life in tuesday, i'm ktv, who never talk to girls in real life, would i make it? probably yes, shes a 3.14 neet, wish me luck

I hate that guy so much. Why does he get to have such a nice body pillow?

I'd do evil things to take it from him.

>>25643460
False af
>be not ugly
>go to Tinder
>average normie bitches show interest
>a couple of months
>find one that you click with
>lie about your past
>don't sperg out during dates
>you've made it

>>25643741
>>be not ugly
Oops, I failed!

>>25643757
>by ugly i mean less than 4/10 looks
If you are here/have any notion of life as an adult whatsoever, you probably have known this for long enough. Life isn't for everyone anon.

>>25643741
I'm scared I'll find someone who will recognise me
I don't want to date, I want to become romantically involved with someone without it feeling forced, I just need to know how to meet people, it's been a while

False.

I am virgin by choice and will only have sex after marriage with a virgin bride.

Wait... that body pillow is real? I thought it was a joke picture.

>>25643460
False I got a gf at 20. Dating becomes easier as you mature into your early twenties compared to awkward teen years.

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If you haven't touched a tit by age 14 you're not going to. Lesbians take note, touching your own does not count.

>>25644048
Thats complete bullshit.

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True. even having a nice dick does not help

>>25644137
your dick literally looks like a turd

go to >>>/soc/ fag

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>>25643460
false. replace 20 with 30.

>>25644137
nigger

1234321

>>25644266
Ew, why are you not circumcised?

>>25643741
>>lie about your past
i think this is pretty important, gonna try it

>>25644983
Don't forget to rage at every woman who does the same thing.

>>25645165
>"oh, yeah, also i'm a kissless virgin with no friends who plays vidya all day."
>"just so you know."
>"so, what where you saying about that date?"
>"anon?"
>"wait, where are you going?"
>....

>>25644552
>implying you know what circumcised feels like

good luck with that ugly dick

well shit that looks comfy

>23
>virgin
>okcupid
>a week later
>go out and get drunk with some girl
>have sex

MYTH BUSTED

Seriously tho, online dating is the best thing ever. All you have to do is try/lie about yourself and live in a city with lots of young people

>>25645221
you mean god tier dick

curcimsized dicks are for jews and sand niggers. can't believe your dad cut urs off when you were a baby. i feel sorry for you

>>25643527
>20 years old is still a fucking child mate.

Really doesn't feel like it m8. Seemingly everyone around me has or has had relationships. Or at least manages to pull every now and then.

>tfw student

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>>25643460
More like age 24.

By 20 you still have over a 50% chance of having sex in the rest of your life. By 24 if you're still a virgin there's a 60% chance you'll stay that way forever. Figured that out in a government statistics thread awhile ago.

>mfw I just realized I'm a 24 year old virgin

False. I had my first kiss and relationship at 21. It was also my last kiss and relationship. I'm 27 now I want to die.

>>25645353
>live in a city with lots of young people
Instead, I live in Backwardistan in Balkanistan. Locals sluts my wallet, so I can't complain, I just don't want to fuck someone with huge ass mileage.

>>25643712
What does KTV mean?

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>>25644048
>be me
>caress boobs and not only by the age of 16
>do even more, yet remain a virgin
>???
>profit

>>25646084
smug 2d is cute, but you're a norman so you should leave

>>25644047
>Dating becomes easier as you mature into your early twenties compared to awkward teen years.

That is literally the opposite of the truth

Dating is extremely awkward and difficult in your twenties if you didn't pick up the skills in your teenage years

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>>25646140
I'm not a normie
No friends, no significant other, barely any life beside "muh deep internal one" and likely schizofrenic, if not just with a schizotypal personality disorder, if not just some other one.
So please watch your words before accusing someone of being a filth to be purged with fire.

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>23
>never even had an in depth conversation with a female much less had one for a friend
>feel myself becoming more and more socially retarded as the years go by with little to no social interaction
Its going to be a fucking miracle if i get a gf before i hit 30.

>>25646250
i want to cuddle platonically with that bunny

>>25646282
Please do not sexualize the zootopias.