Why is it so hard to obtain a beta orbiter?

Are you a qt grill :3

>>25638292
are you a girl? please let me orbit you

>>25638320
You may orbit me.

>>25638331
Thank you. I like the way you said that. How do I orbit you?

When guys orbit they shower you with attention and buy you gifts,
When women orbit they stalk you and key your car
Women: not even once

>>25638365
[email protected]
Email me and I'll send you my amazon wishlist :^)

Post pic of yourself OP, I need it to give you an honest answer. I wouldn't dare be mean.

>>25638418
That's not orbiting, you're looking for financial domination. Go on a website like Collarspace and there will be lots of guys into doing that. Be ready to put in some work and to compete with 10/10 Staceys though.

>>25638418
>amazon
>not steam
Who would want to orbit a basic bitch like you?

>>25638447
>That's not orbiting
Uh, yes it is. Orbiters are supposed to buy girls gifts and do them favors.

>>25638459
>steam
>calling others plebs
Vidya is literally the normiest of hobbies these days. Kill yourself faggot.

>>25638480
>butthurt basic bitch detected
If your orbiter was here he'd defend you. Looks like he realized that you're trash-tier orbiting material

>>25638480
Sure, clever girls might use their orbiters for food and similar. But what you're describing isn't what orbiting means. Do you think Staceys just walk up to guys and tell them to buy them things? No, that's not how it works.

>>25638292
Because we only orbit attractive or interesting women.

Sorry love.

>>25638504
not really, i'd orbit any girl as long as she led me on

>>25638495
Butthurt 15 year old detected. Don't you have to go spam ebin meems in some twitch bitch's chat now?

>>25638502
>Do you think Staceys just walk up to guys and tell them to buy them things?
Course not. I'm not stacey and this isn't real life. Argue semantics all you want, but don't call it findom either.

>>25638551
my god, my god

>>25638561
How do you think it works, then? You need to have some sort of appeal in order to catch someone's interest.

>>25638561
>still no white knight orbiter rushing to your defense
:^)

>>25638601
>some sort of appeal
I'm a woman. According to /r9k/ that alone should be enough.

Hey op tell me if you have any spare orbiters left - i can has?

>>25638551
And no woman will fuck you.

Any idea why?

>>25638617
No, you're not, as far as anyone other than you is concerned. You're "Anonymous" and a few lines of text. That's not appealing.

>>25638631
plenty of women would fuck me, i'm very attractive, fit, and charismatic
i just love being a beta bitch because i have a fetish for it

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plss

>>25638660
There's no reason to lie online. You can be honest and people won't know who you are. We can help to an extent, but you need to be honest with yourself.

>>25638292
It's not, you're just trash with a shitty personality.

Tfw so beta I didnt even try to orbit girls, ever. Dont even talk to em.

>>25638727
You don't have to talk to me, you just have to open your wallet.

>>25638735
Too bad for you I'm broke, and I wouldn't buy you anything anyways. I hate girls now.

>>25638677
>>25638551
Email's here: >>25638418

>>25638748
But why? What did we do this time? Gomenasai senpai

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>>25638791
>What did we do this time?
It's society in general, with women putting their backs into making it worse.

>>25638480
>Orbiters are supposed to buy girls gifts and do them favors.

Wrong, bitch.
If that's the definition of orbiting i've orbited like 50 robots in the past

I'm a pretty richfag that gives shit away on steam and sometimes amazon wishlists during christmas

You just want a walking credit card, orbiting is doing that after you give a fuck about a sl00t

>>25638855
I'm sorry senpai. I don't like society either. I'll try not to make it worse. Do you have any pointers for me/us?

it's not hard, you probably aren't very attractive.

>>25638939
Whatever, I'm not here to argue semantics. Buy me stuff.

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>>25638948
>Do you have any pointers for me/us?
None that you are going to follow.

>>25639022
why should i buy you stuff?
Whats on your amazon wishlist?

>>25639067
Just a 10 dollar bottle of sunscreen atm

>>25639034
Okay senpai, I understand. I hope you'll have a nice day.

>>25639074
>sunscreen
>leaving the house to use sunscreen

normie

nty senpai
if they were some sweet animu figures i woulda thought about it.

Update it with your waifu(s), and if i find you dont have shit taste ill order you a waifu figure under $75

100% serious.

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>>25639115
>I hope you'll have a nice day.
Yeah, sure, maybe a unicorn will appear in my room too.

>>25639173
What has your day been like so far?

>>25639074
I'll pay you $5 to fuck off

>expecting robots to be active orbiters
you're doing it wrong. we're sad loser sacks that barely like being alive.
you have to treat a robot like a plant if you want him to orbit, just water him daily and sing some showtunes.
maybe you should buy a plant. a plant will give you much more joy than some loser.

Chad here, feel free to orbit me. I might abuse you if you're fat/ugly though :)

>>25639138
>a waifu figure
>under $75
Are you fucking retarded? Unless you're a seasonal whore the price is going to be well above that.

Also I'm hetero

>>25639209
>What has your day been like so far?
I woke up and watched a video of someone reviewing the news and response from political leaders in Europe put the blame and responsibility on the mass rapes in cologne and hamburg on the women. Despite videos FROM the instigators who fired fireworks into a large crowd below before commencing mass gropings and assault on women showing they were all black and arabs, mostly asylum seekers and refugees, our politicians still call it racist to mention that. The BBC even went as far to claim "no conclusive evidence" shows that it was commited by refugees when it was. Even the women there and the policemen responding to the distress calls testify to it.

Meanwhile women are focusing on body standards in the media and slut shaming when the same "slut shaming" they whine about is simply sound advice police officials have given to prevent these immigrants from fucking raping them.

Meanwhile the blame on rape goes on so called "unreported rape" which allegedly is commited by white males who you all know and like whenever a girl gets drunk.

fuck this planet.

>>25639426
shit blog
unsubscribe

>>25639456
Fuck off mehmet.
>you comment was not original

>>25639138
>weaseling out of it
This is /r9k/, you don't have to pretend to be rich next time.

>>25639561
>thinking im gonna buy sunscreen for a normie bitch to do normie things

If she wants to not have shit hobbies id be glad
Or better yet, post your shit faggot. I might buy your waifu.

>>25639585
>buy my waifu
That sounds horrible. But, here.
http://pastebin.com/GgjXW6bv
(Couldn't get the amazon link through.)

>>25639585
No can do. My husbando's fig is selling for $300+ on ebay right now.

Not even trying to persuade you to buy things for me but I'm far normal. The only reason I go outside these days is because I need to buy groceries in order to not starve myself, and I don't want to get cancer from the ozone hole above where I live.

>>25639426
Didn't expect someone on r9k to make such an astute observation... I agree with you completely.

Those men should be deported and left right in the middle of a warzone. I am European, and my country has accepted many refugees, so I have been paying attention to the news.

The slut shaming... We live in a flawed world which punishes the naive. It's better to accept that and just cover up instead of deluding yourself.

A muslim lady gave me a 'rose of peace' a couple days ago at the train station (which had a lot of police inside). Heh.

>>25639716
What European country?

>>25639729
I'm from the Netherlands.

>>25639805
Oh, good, I've been looking for a Dutch friend.

>>25639837
You just want somebody to buy you pot, don't you robot?

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>>25639805
The guy you were responding to, Sweden here, it's worse than you think.

>>25639870
Fuck wrong quote, I'm this guy: >>25639426

>>25639870
Where in Sweden? I'm also in Sweden.

Maybe you just aren't heavy enough to get someone orbit you.

>>25639870
I heard it has been happening in Sweden too. Status update?

>>25639894
>Where in Sweden? I'm also in Sweden.
I moved to Norway 5 years ago or so, I literally mean it when i say I cant stand the country anymore. Before that though, Goteborg/Gothenburg, aka "Pangstaden"(bang city) where gangs are shooting each other every day now.

>Ascii is not allowed
Great I cant fucking use swedish alphabet here, cunts.

come on /r9k/, you said all I had to do was exist and be a woman, right?

>>25639901
>Status update?
African asylum seeker recently convicted on the murder of a 8 year old swedish girl whose parents had previously had him stay at them when there wasn't enough space in refugee camps.

He returned one day and just decided to push her into the bathroom and slit her throat with her parents still in the house.

Regular day in sweden. Also, fun fact, none of our major media outlets(the ones who most people read and solely read) never once reported the name or the fact he was an asylum seeker. If you're an average joe picking up the newspaper you'd read "Man convicted of [Location] murder". That's how it works in Sweden sadly and is what happens when the media and government are best friends.

As I said, it's worse than you think.

>>25639954
Why did you say Sweden, then? Also,
>trying to make Gothenburg sound dangerous
Vad i hela

This thread is pathetic any man that gives these kind of women attention is literally a beta cuckold and needs to really sit back and think on how they ended up being lame enough to spend money on a woman from /r9k/. Then make a plan on how you will better yourself.

>>25639997
Holy crap. That's beyond depressing. No wonder you wondered whether a unicorn was gonna appear in your room when I wished you a good day. Guy must have PTSD snapped, or maybe he was crazy all along...

>>25640063
>Guy must have PTSD snapped, or maybe he was crazy all along...
Nah, #justmuslimthings

>>25640008
I dont know where you lived but if you live anywhere near the major immigrant centers like Biskop, Bergsjon, Angered and shit life is just not fun. I have personally witnessed a robbery, the store where I had praxis in got smashed by a car who drove into it at night and looted. I also have witnessed a murder crime scene and been less than a minute away from the scene of gunfire.

Gothenburg is anything but safe.

>>25640063
It is, I wanna do something about it but it's not really a discussion for r9k nowadays with all the monitoring going on, but I think you feel me.

>>25639868
That would be really nice, but that's not the reason.

>>25640127
Don't pull a Breivik, friend, if anything it had the opposite effect so it's not worth it. Stay safe. I better go and buy a burqa. :(

remember robutts, /pol/ is always right.

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What the fuck do I have to do in order for someone to give me free shit?

>>25640410
Be a girl. That's it.

>>25640488
Done. I don't see my sunscreen showing up at my doorstep.

>>25640519
if you're not pretty enough to get free shit, you're gonna have to work for your stuff like regular people.
terrible, isn't it?

>>25640519
I already told you, you're not a girl as far as anyone here is concerned.

>>25640596
Doesn't fucking matter what you and the rest of this board believe. Fact is I'm already female and free shit just isn't appearing.

>>25640632
Seems to me it matters extremely much. What if I'm a billionaire and what if I told you that all you need to do to receive my fortune is to come to place X and time Y, would you do it? No, you would not, because you don't believe it in the slightest. It is just text on 4chan and I am not a billionaire, and you are just text on 4chan and not a girl.

I came here for orbiters, had a great chat about politics with 2 Swedish dudes instead, I think I prefer this turn of events. Why'd you ask for sunscreen anyway? Vidya games are better. If you play video games you won't need to go outside, so you won't need the sunscreen either, thusly, asking for video games saves you sunscreen money.

>>25640688
Oh yeah. People are unwilling to buy me stuff not because they don't want to spend money on girls they'll never meet, but because they don't believe I'm female. As soon as I prove myself to be female I'll be showed with free gifts. Totally.

Fuck the fuck off you fucking retard. The burden of proof for your shitty narrative that all you need is be a woman lies on you. Yet you have no proof, just shitty what-if scenarios.

>>25640716
Video games can't fill my stomach you imbecile, and video games are garbage.

>>25640771
Because sunscreen is edible and *can* fill your stomach? No way, video games are great.

>>25640817
Why are you even posting? What are you hoping to achieve? I have great disdain towards video games and anyone who takes them seriously and you won't change my mind about this. Stupid cunt.

I'm willing to orbit you if I don't have to pay. I would get an escort for that.

>>25640863
If you can't offer to buy me things having to deal with you is nothing but a pain in the ass.

>>25640849
Same reason as you, I guess. Vidya games might help you release all that pent up anger though!

>>25640906
>Same reason as you.
What? You don't talk to me to get a free orbiter.

>>25640894
What about being my girlfriend instead?

>>25640923
Are you hot? If you can't offer me money at least offer me eye candy.

>>25640934
Yeah. I'm attractive. Today a girl gave me her number and I was just walking around.

>>25640962
Alright I believe you buddy.

I just want a female friend I can buy gifts for and talk to occasionally and listen to her problems and life stories. If you want to call that orbiting I'm ok with it but I have literally zero romantic interest.

>>25640974
THEN FUCKING EMAIL ME FUCK

>>25640970
Waiting for you email anytime now.

>>25640974
That is literally orbiting.

>>25640742
You're being stupid. Betas orbit GIRLS they LIKE. From my point of view, you are not a girl and you have no personality, so there is nothing to like. Are you really so autistic that you can't see things from another's perspective?

>>25640934
I'm really hot and I'd be willing to offer a fembot eye candy.

>>25640991
Post contact info bloxx.

>>25641013
Are we on the same page? I'm not talking about orbiter behaviors, I'm talking about /r9k/'s retarded ass narrative and how they keep parroting it even when the whole thread's proving pretty much the opposite.

>>25641080
See >>25638418

>>25641092
>whole thread

Tbh senpai even with this horrible general strategy, poor form, and absolute 0 use of effective female tactics, you will still find orbiters. If anything, this thread is pretty effectively cementing the narrative. You are trying your damned hardest to be bad at this and you just cannot fail.

>>25641167
Yeah no. I don't see no fucking orbiters buying me a damn thing.

>you will still find orbiters
Oh, I'm sure in time you'll be proven right.

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> "Why is it so hard to obtain a beta orbiter?''
> Anime girl in OP
> 99 replies and 6 images omitted

Sasuga /r9k/-san

>>25641167
>Tbh senpai even with this horrible general strategy, poor form, and absolute 0 use of effective female tactics
Amazingly well-put, that's it right there. Like I told her in emails, she's terrible at being a girl. Not girly in the slightest.

>>25641202
You made it pretty clear you wouldn't buy me jack shit so why would I waste the effort pandering to you? I'm not that retarded.

>>25641225
orbiting implies some sort of pay off for the orbiter though. if youre just acting like a bitch the illusion of friendship or more gets destroyed

the idea is
>pretend you like them
>get free shit
not
>tell them theyre garbage
>still expect free shit

>>25641225
You just fail at being a girl. I can explain it to you, I guess. Girls are extremely charming and manipulative. They are seductive and alluring, and most of them learn how to tease boys very early, in an evil way. Have you never heard the expression of having someone "wrapped around your finger"? If you want to be successful at doing something like this, you need to be a clever girl, and mean, and ruthless. Like almost all girls are naturally. Seeing as you are apparently unaware of this, I assume you don't have what it takes.

That is how orbiting happens. I think you may be retarded.

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>>25641225
>>25641323
Kek, reading this thread while watching anime related.

>>25641323
>I assume you don't have what it takes.

I must disagree. With a little bit of training even this anomaly from satan can find herself at least 2-3 orbiters within a week.

>>25638292

because of r9k. we are the uprising

>>25641323
>>25641307
Way to prove my point. >>25641092

>hurr durr just b a grill
>but no you actually have to do this and that too
Fucking retards. You're not telling me anything I don't already know. But you're contradicting the robot worldview, so thanks for that.

>>25641405
Do you have autism? I didn't really think fembots existed but damn.

>>25641439
No but I think you might, you sound like you're still not getting it.

>>25638292
Because you're ugly. Most betas would rather share an 8/10 then orbit a 4/10 solo.

>>25638292
OP, would you let me eat your asshole?

>>25641486
Depends. Are you attractive?

>>25641492
Yeah, I am, and I really want to do it.

>>25641496
Alright then. You'll have to fly yourself here at your own expenses though.

>>25641568
That's completely fine as long as I won't have to pay for a hotel room. Can I stay with you?

You're the same person from last night right? So are you like diagnosed autistic or just retarded or what?

>>25641467
I want to hate fuck you, I hate your personality but just want to fuck the shit out of you.

>online on websites filled with lonely nerds
>getting contacted by guys constantly
>if they are smart and nice become friends
>me just being nice and not doing anything else
>without ever requesting anything guys want to buy me tons of shit and every few months one tells me they fell in love with me

>mfw morals keep me from abusing them so I don't even get anything out of it except for feeling bad when I turn them down

>>25642248
You can't just post this and not tell me the website

>>25642328
you're on it right now. mostly on /soc/

>>25642350
>mostly on /soc/
Are you a camwhore by any chance

>>25642367
yes I am a camwhore.

all I want is to orbit a qt girl and shower her with gifts

I have 3 right now OP, you don't even have to do anything if you're moderately attractive.

>tfw I just wanted to have a shoujo romance but I've never fallen in love before
I had to drop all of my beta orbiters because I felt bad that I couldn't ever truly fall in love with them

>>25640410
make an ugly guy fall in love with you.

TRUST ME ON THIS. I didn't start getting free shit until I started going for ugly low status guys. those guys are desperate and will fall in love with their goddamn toasters, so of course they can fall in love with you even if you're unattractive (I am unattractive)

you have to flirt a lot with the ugly guys: be very nice to them and smile a lot until they confess their love to you. Then ask for what you want. most of the time, they should give it to you, but if they're stingy you have to be very pushy and tell them "you would buy me this if you love me" or "buy me this or I'll leave you" basically but in different words. they're desperately lonely so they'll always give in and give you what you want.

Ive made guys spend thousands of dollars on me, and I'm fat and ugly. so this works.