>>25638418 That's not orbiting, you're looking for financial domination. Go on a website like Collarspace and there will be lots of guys into doing that. Be ready to put in some work and to compete with 10/10 Staceys though.
>>25638480 Sure, clever girls might use their orbiters for food and similar. But what you're describing isn't what orbiting means. Do you think Staceys just walk up to guys and tell them to buy them things? No, that's not how it works.
>>25638495 Butthurt 15 year old detected. Don't you have to go spam ebin meems in some twitch bitch's chat now?
>>25638502 >Do you think Staceys just walk up to guys and tell them to buy them things? Course not. I'm not stacey and this isn't real life. Argue semantics all you want, but don't call it findom either.
>expecting robots to be active orbiters you're doing it wrong. we're sad loser sacks that barely like being alive. you have to treat a robot like a plant if you want him to orbit, just water him daily and sing some showtunes. maybe you should buy a plant. a plant will give you much more joy than some loser.
>>25639209 >What has your day been like so far? I woke up and watched a video of someone reviewing the news and response from political leaders in Europe put the blame and responsibility on the mass rapes in cologne and hamburg on the women. Despite videos FROM the instigators who fired fireworks into a large crowd below before commencing mass gropings and assault on women showing they were all black and arabs, mostly asylum seekers and refugees, our politicians still call it racist to mention that. The BBC even went as far to claim "no conclusive evidence" shows that it was commited by refugees when it was. Even the women there and the policemen responding to the distress calls testify to it.
Meanwhile women are focusing on body standards in the media and slut shaming when the same "slut shaming" they whine about is simply sound advice police officials have given to prevent these immigrants from fucking raping them.
Meanwhile the blame on rape goes on so called "unreported rape" which allegedly is commited by white males who you all know and like whenever a girl gets drunk.
>>25639585 No can do. My husbando's fig is selling for $300+ on ebay right now.
Not even trying to persuade you to buy things for me but I'm far normal. The only reason I go outside these days is because I need to buy groceries in order to not starve myself, and I don't want to get cancer from the ozone hole above where I live.
>>25639894 >Where in Sweden? I'm also in Sweden. I moved to Norway 5 years ago or so, I literally mean it when i say I cant stand the country anymore. Before that though, Goteborg/Gothenburg, aka "Pangstaden"(bang city) where gangs are shooting each other every day now.
>Ascii is not allowed Great I cant fucking use swedish alphabet here, cunts.
>>25639901 >Status update? African asylum seeker recently convicted on the murder of a 8 year old swedish girl whose parents had previously had him stay at them when there wasn't enough space in refugee camps.
He returned one day and just decided to push her into the bathroom and slit her throat with her parents still in the house.
Regular day in sweden. Also, fun fact, none of our major media outlets(the ones who most people read and solely read) never once reported the name or the fact he was an asylum seeker. If you're an average joe picking up the newspaper you'd read "Man convicted of [Location] murder". That's how it works in Sweden sadly and is what happens when the media and government are best friends.
This thread is pathetic any man that gives these kind of women attention is literally a beta cuckold and needs to really sit back and think on how they ended up being lame enough to spend money on a woman from /r9k/. Then make a plan on how you will better yourself.
>>25639997 Holy crap. That's beyond depressing. No wonder you wondered whether a unicorn was gonna appear in your room when I wished you a good day. Guy must have PTSD snapped, or maybe he was crazy all along...
>>25640008 I dont know where you lived but if you live anywhere near the major immigrant centers like Biskop, Bergsjon, Angered and shit life is just not fun. I have personally witnessed a robbery, the store where I had praxis in got smashed by a car who drove into it at night and looted. I also have witnessed a murder crime scene and been less than a minute away from the scene of gunfire.
>>25640632 Seems to me it matters extremely much. What if I'm a billionaire and what if I told you that all you need to do to receive my fortune is to come to place X and time Y, would you do it? No, you would not, because you don't believe it in the slightest. It is just text on 4chan and I am not a billionaire, and you are just text on 4chan and not a girl.
I came here for orbiters, had a great chat about politics with 2 Swedish dudes instead, I think I prefer this turn of events. Why'd you ask for sunscreen anyway? Vidya games are better. If you play video games you won't need to go outside, so you won't need the sunscreen either, thusly, asking for video games saves you sunscreen money.
>>25640688 Oh yeah. People are unwilling to buy me stuff not because they don't want to spend money on girls they'll never meet, but because they don't believe I'm female. As soon as I prove myself to be female I'll be showed with free gifts. Totally.
Fuck the fuck off you fucking retard. The burden of proof for your shitty narrative that all you need is be a woman lies on you. Yet you have no proof, just shitty what-if scenarios.
I just want a female friend I can buy gifts for and talk to occasionally and listen to her problems and life stories. If you want to call that orbiting I'm ok with it but I have literally zero romantic interest.
>>25640742 You're being stupid. Betas orbit GIRLS they LIKE. From my point of view, you are not a girl and you have no personality, so there is nothing to like. Are you really so autistic that you can't see things from another's perspective?
>>25641013 Are we on the same page? I'm not talking about orbiter behaviors, I'm talking about /r9k/'s retarded ass narrative and how they keep parroting it even when the whole thread's proving pretty much the opposite.
Tbh senpai even with this horrible general strategy, poor form, and absolute 0 use of effective female tactics, you will still find orbiters. If anything, this thread is pretty effectively cementing the narrative. You are trying your damned hardest to be bad at this and you just cannot fail.
>>25641167 >Tbh senpai even with this horrible general strategy, poor form, and absolute 0 use of effective female tactics Amazingly well-put, that's it right there. Like I told her in emails, she's terrible at being a girl. Not girly in the slightest.
>>25641225 You just fail at being a girl. I can explain it to you, I guess. Girls are extremely charming and manipulative. They are seductive and alluring, and most of them learn how to tease boys very early, in an evil way. Have you never heard the expression of having someone "wrapped around your finger"? If you want to be successful at doing something like this, you need to be a clever girl, and mean, and ruthless. Like almost all girls are naturally. Seeing as you are apparently unaware of this, I assume you don't have what it takes.
That is how orbiting happens. I think you may be retarded.
>hurr durr just b a grill >but no you actually have to do this and that too Fucking retards. You're not telling me anything I don't already know. But you're contradicting the robot worldview, so thanks for that.
>online on websites filled with lonely nerds >getting contacted by guys constantly >if they are smart and nice become friends >me just being nice and not doing anything else >without ever requesting anything guys want to buy me tons of shit and every few months one tells me they fell in love with me
>mfw morals keep me from abusing them so I don't even get anything out of it except for feeling bad when I turn them down
>>25640410 make an ugly guy fall in love with you.
TRUST ME ON THIS. I didn't start getting free shit until I started going for ugly low status guys. those guys are desperate and will fall in love with their goddamn toasters, so of course they can fall in love with you even if you're unattractive (I am unattractive)
you have to flirt a lot with the ugly guys: be very nice to them and smile a lot until they confess their love to you. Then ask for what you want. most of the time, they should give it to you, but if they're stingy you have to be very pushy and tell them "you would buy me this if you love me" or "buy me this or I'll leave you" basically but in different words. they're desperately lonely so they'll always give in and give you what you want.
Ive made guys spend thousands of dollars on me, and I'm fat and ugly. so this works.
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