Fucking hell do I have a problem. I have recently (4 days ago

Go to the doctor. You could get a serious infection.

It will not heal. You've most likely got an internal fissure. You're gonna have to go to a doctor or you'll die.

>>25637777
QUADS CHECKED original original

That's what you get for being a pervert and a faggot.

>>25637838
I don't feel pain, though?

>>25637853
Pervert - yes. Faggot - no. I just enjoy some ,,exotic'' stimulation, that's all. I'd never take a dick.

>>25637777
>doing butt things
>with anti-perspirant
you're fucking retarded, go see a doctor

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>>25637777
ayy this gay nigga stole my quads

>>25637920
what's a better object to shove up my ass then? Toothbrush ain't doing it anymore

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>>25637877
>likes things up butt
>not a fag

Keep lying to yourself, kid.

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>>25637947
>tooth brush
Go buy a dildo you pussy closet faggot.

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>>25637777
Why don't you just buy an normal dildo or prostate massager and lube like an normal person ? You remind me of that video with the idiot putting a glass jar in his ass and the damn thing explodes.

There are companies specialized in designing and manufacturing things you can safely put in your ass, you know.

>>25637877
There are places internally that don't feel pain like your skin does. I had a cut in my intestines for quite a while and never felt any pain. I imagine it's something similar up the butt

GO TO THE DOCTOR

>>25638031
>the damn things explodes
sauce pls

>>25637777
Guess that wasn't your lucky day anon

It's an anal fissure. No big deal, I shat blood for a month after eating fiber one bars. Fun buttstuff was off the table the whole time plus about 2 more months before I fully recovered and could play without bleeding again. Try to avoid buttstuff and pooping if you can.

I urge you to get a proper toy. If you like plugs I can't recommend tantus' ryder and njoy's pure 2.0 plug. Tantus' severin in medium is good if you really want to hurt and stretch a bit. For more fucjifucking movement njoy's pure wand is simply unbeatable. Tantus goddess is fun too, vamp if you want something bigger and aren't afraid of it being too dickshaped. Vixen' s Mustang has gotten rave reviews everywhere I've seen it mentioned and in my imagination it checks out, but I can't fully endorse it in good faith unless I've actually put it in. At the very least some carcinogenic plasticizer laced rubber piece of shit dildo from aliexpress for $7 or a hard plastic vibrator(hard plastic safe than Chinese floppy shit) for $4 is better than a deodorant can. Aside from the cutting risk is the possibility of losing it inside you. Get something with a good base so your ass doesn't swallow it.

>>25638100
Dude if you never saw that vid you're probably underage.

>>25637962
that makes literally zero sense
being gay is being attracted to males and fucking with males
aslong as this condition isn't met, you're not gay, whatever you do is still just masturbation, whether it's dildos or nipple pinching

>>25638100

1guy1jar, it's a pretty well known shock video. I bet liveleak has it.

>>25637777
>Fucking hell do I have a problem.

CONDUCTOR

>>25637877
>I'd never take a dick.
They all say that at first

>>25637777
Your bussy wall is weak af

But yeah if it doesn't stop bleeding after 6 hours call an ambulance away from the family unless you want them knowing you're gay.

>>25637777
Cool, I use the same deodorant.