has anyone ever spotted a robot in real life? maybe heard someone

I've been saying "tendies" before it was a meme. now whenever I say it I worry fellow robots in the area are detecting my power level

>>25629649
Almost certain i did. Was at the movies and he was alone sitting next to me. He opened someone elses water bottle and drank it! But he apologized and purchased her a new one. I always knew robots were considerate. I started to browse r9k and hope he would glance over and we could connect. He was eating skittles. His BO was strong but I didn't mind, the smell reminded me of high school

yes, every time i look in the mirror

>>25629649
Someone doing that isnt a robot. The only people who would do that are reddit memers.

>Friend and I see a land whale walk pass us as we head to class.
>He says "You're a big guy."
No way. He's never talked about 4chan before. Maybe it's a coincidence.
>I respond "For You."
>We lock eyes
>"Do you go on Reddit too?"
God Damnit

Most robots are too busy concealing their power level when outside. The best of us escape detection, even in short conversations, pretending to be normally functioning members of human society quite successfully only if for a moment.

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>>25630123
>"Do you go on Reddit too?"

>>25630123
>"Do you go on Reddit too?"
Maybe he was just a robot trying to fuck with you?

>>25630240
Nah. he said he was afraid to go on here because of all the 'viruses'

no
some guy at work started talking about anime randomly though
he's nice, but weird

>>25630328
top kek, normie and retarded.

>Person at my work
>Making small talk
>Talk about what we like
>He says "So you're almost a robot basically?"
>He locks eyes with me serious
>I say "No, I'm very much human thanks!" pretending not to know what he's talking about
>Catch him on a Pokemon flying type fan forum.

>>25629649
I have spotted autists and fedoras, but it's hard to recognize a robot in real life.

There's been a few people I've suspected of being robots. Like at the supermarket I shop at, there's this guy who fits the fat neckbeard stereotype to a tee and he's always in the back stacking shit on shelves, so I assume he isn't the most social person in the world. Shit like that, but I've never heard someone reference a meme from here in real life.

Personally, I try to control my autism and for the most part don't reference anything posted on here.

My coworker at the pizza place I work at used to scream RREEEEEE from time to time but he is kind of a normie. I've known the guy for 10 years and he has adhd or something

My coworker
>probably a virgin
>never talks about having a gf
>super antisocial, pretty sure he's bipolar or has something along those lines
>catch him on 4chan on his break

>>25630704
>not denying any affiliation with this cesspool of a Taiwanese stick figure fetish animation analysis community using a normie excuse

It's like you don't wanna make it

>>25631083
Could be me anon. I try to hide the screen on my phone when I'm using 4chan but it's pretty obvious it's yotsuba if you use 4chan a lot.

Just talked to some """" fembot """" on okcupid
She started memespouting 2 messages in and bragging about her love of LSD

I do have a baneposting reflex
>at work
>couple is at register
>husband doesn't think he can eat all that they ordered
>wife says "ofc you can, honey! You're a big guy!"
>instinctively utter "FOR YOU"
>release my autism
>leave register and don't come from back until they're gone

>>25631491
wait, /r9k/ was mentioned in the profile?

>>25631848
She called me "an autism" and said "an hero OP is a phaggot", used tons of maymay carrots too.
Then I asked her why are all fembots si retarded and she just responded with " REEEEE KEK KEK REEEEE"

I'm never messaging an 18 yo again

Literally 75% of her profile is about all the drugs she does.
Her "interests" is a list of psys.
"Typical Friday night" is "visiting my friend Lucy ;)"

I know a few guys who browse 4chan. I think they're just /b/tards, though.

>owe my friend a favour
>he spends it making me go to a party
>arrive, just a big field with like six other people
>20 y/o big guy there
>detecting my power level, he slips "for you" into the convo
>"would it hurt if you took off the mask?"
>add on facebook
>occasionally like each other's epic shares

>>25632317
>>owe my friend a favour
>>he spends it making me go to a party
That doesn't sound like a really nice friend.

>>25629649
Well I went to an /r9k/ meetup so I actually met and interacted with robots. We went to some chinese restaurant and fucked around. One of us made a thread live and was updating it.

>>25632166
irl /b/tards are one notch off being redditors

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>>25629649
>be me
>live with chad
>teach him to say tendies and refer to himself as a chad and call hot women stacies and whores roasties
>mfw

Eggman came to my house once, does that count?
If you have him on Snapchat, I was in one of his stories ~August, I think.
Cool dude
But he's a complete Chad desu

>>25632695
>Eggman came to my house once
how was that?

>>25632474
he isn't chad enough to go to parties and socialise but isn't NEET enough to stay in his bedroom so he brings me as a backup just in case he has nobody to talk to. or maybe he's just trying to salvage my social life for me

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>>25632692
>Long-time friend and room mate is also a Chad
>Life seriously the dude is really handsome
>After 6 months of living together he hates women and calls them "baby bird brains" and "golden retrievers" to their faces
>Went from being a borderline sex addict and stoner to focusing on his hobbies and career
>mfw

>>25632769
Not bad
Expected it to me more awkward, but he's easy to talk to.
I was also still kind of moving in, so he helped me carry a closet.
It was a short visit, maybe ~20 mins.
It felt surreal, having THE eggman in my living room.
Cool experience over all

>>25633072
long-term chad bros are the best.

Yeah, but I never drop memes around them or make contact.

I was one of you today! You were in the Einstein Bagel with your dad jeans, autism shoes, fedora with low-quality steampunk goggles, and black trenchcoat. I almost took a picture of you but that would have been too much.

>>25633512
*saw, not was

>in school
>qt Asian in my major
>she is always top of the class
>flashes her test scores to ThinkPad autists probably from /g/
>she rices her window manager during class
>cause her snickering at the qtp2t filipina gf thread
I talked to her a bit. She seemed normal. I asked her if she wanted to hang out/study and she said she has no friends and doesn't want any. She got all red and apologized. It was awkward.

>>25633745
She either wants to fuck or she doesn't like you at all. no middle ground. Give it a try and find out which.

>>25635110
I think she's just a sperg. I basically see her spilling her spaghetti over anything. Would be normal if she wasn't a qt

I know for a fact one of my coworkers browses this shithole. Not r9k, but other boards

Every once in a while some manlet will come into work, and somehow you know, you just know, that this is a broken man, a man who has hang glided over the entrance to hell, a man who can be called a robot.

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>>25636280
>manlet

how is this any way to out a robot?

the chaddiest chad in my school who always had attractive girlfriends was this like 5'4 or 5'5 italian dude on the football team

>>25636322
I'm talking bad hygiene, neckbeards, come in alone or obviously dragged along by their families, and very awkward and quiet. It's just that most of them seem to be short.

>>25629649
I manage to hide it pretty well in public, so I imagine I wouldn't know how to spot another robot. The people I know who say "tendies" only know it because of me, anyway.

>>25636365
where do you cuck at pham?

>>25636401
Coldstone creamery. It's alright, I guess. It pays for my MTG addiction.

>>25636484
>mtg

i've almost forgotten how to play that game

when i was in high school there was a club. havent played in like 3 or 4 years now. used to run a black red vamp deck, stromkirk captain and nighthawk everywhere. i dont even remember much else of what was in the deck. usually won though

>>25636537
That's pretty neato, friend. I only started last year, and I'm slowly phasing myself out of standard and into modern, playing mainly commander at the moment.

I met an actual fembot once

>be at gamestop during black Friday weekend
>waiting in line behind a black woman and her daughter
>daughter looks super unkept but looks my age
>she talks really fast and is kinda loud
>starts spazzing out about skylanders figures and Disney infinity

its not a crazy story but it was interesting to say see a girl that awkward

>>25636484
Is ur name isn't Mike by any chance it senpai?

>>25636668
Sorry, not the droid you're looking for

>>25629649
Well i heard some people using some "thread starter phrases" and just looking and been kind of weirds, even i think they thought i was kind of normie even chad bc some situations and indirect coments about me, some time be4 one of them talked to me and he saw the robot in me b4 some talk, after a lot of time...

>>25629784
>He opened someone elses water bottle and drank it!
This happened to me once expect the other way around. The slut that drank my coke didn't even say sorry, I just told her she now needs to get tested for HIV.

i saw a man in his 50's living in his car watching anime.