Eggman fooled us all. He was never a robot. Eggman was a Chad

god damn he is one ugly motherfucker tho

you are delusional if you don't think his face has affected his life in a serious way(aside from romantic stuff)

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Good for Eggman.
If anyone truly deserves ptp, it's him.

I didn't fall for the eggman meme.

>>25628297
Tbh he kinda has that evil maniac aesthetic that attracts insane girls.

>>25628297
How tall is her? Grills looks look past an ugly face if you're tall enough.

He doesn't look nearly as bad irl as he does in photos. And he has a really normie voice so that helps.

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shirt buttoned to the top
>Chad

He's a pretty cool guy from what I can tell on his snaps. He's also a good dancer.

>>25628754
hmm this isn't my trip

testing agian

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He trolled us all

You guys must feel like idiots

>>25629518
>implying I ever fell for it

Damn that devious bastard

Eggman is so aggressive in his videos. I give it 3 years before a mass murder

>>25628267
whats his snapchat?

ooseee

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>>25628514
This. People here have no fucking clue about girls and all the weird shit they can be attracted to. Even if you dont have the looks they will fuck you just for having the vibe that they enjoy. Shit goes deep but most people are brainwashed by groupthink and beliefe looks brings you more bitches then game.

>>25628548
the egg is 6'0 i believe

Why did he lead us on like this?

>>25628548
Eggy is 6`0 or so he says

>>25628592
He still has one button undone, nerd.

>>25628548
How do you even come up with this bullshit ?

>>25628267
IT WAS ALL A RUSE

Normies here, normies there, normies fucking everywhere

what's eggy's snapchat?

original comment etc.

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SO HE WAS A FUCKING NORMIE ALL THIS TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25630320
Why does /r9k/ still worship this normie chad?

I want eggfuck in here so he can explain this shit.

You hear me you downs-syndrome faced faggot? I WANT A FUCKING EXPLANATION!

Does anybody else feel miserable when they see eggman hustling while you just dont do shit and waste your life as a NEET piece of shit. He motivates me sometimes.

>>25630418
An explanation for what?
He's admitting to having a gf a while ago but he stopped answering questions about her because he still wanted to appeal to robots.

He's also been a non virgin the entire time he's posted on /r9k/ which he has said multiple times.

>>25628267
FUCK THIS NORMALFAG

Nice job Eggman, you earned your release from this eternal hell senpai. Charisma can go long ways eh. Wish I could say the same.

>>25630249
Man|et detected

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>>25630990
this pic sums up this entire thread

>>25630990
Your son will be a manlet you blue pilled piece of shit. If i was a manlet i would give myself a godcomplex and still fuck more bitches then you ever will. Enjoy your fat wife.

>>25630504
Don't let your dreams be memes

>>25631389
Look eggman we all know you have a gf, you're not fooling anybody. Why do you refuse to talk about her at all?

>>25631559
Maybe they're just fwb

>>25631389
How the fuck did you do it eggman?

you're ugly as fuck, borderline retared looking, and you still got a gf

tell us HOW you did it man

Eggman even said himself that he's 6'1/186 cm. He was never a robot to begin with.

>>25631770
He's a tall fucking chad

>>25628297
>born with eggmans face
>life is literally fucked up because of it

Sounds about right.

>>25632203
stfu, you have a bf now

>>25632223
I'M HIS PRACTICE GF WHEREAS EGGMAN HAS A REAL GF

>>25631389
Hey eggy, glad to see you're doing alright. I met you once on omegle but you probably don't remember me. I was an overnight stocker like you and was in college at the time. You're a pretty okay guy.

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>>25632203
>born with puffy vagoo

sounds about pat pat

>>25632272
>PRACTICE GF
I'm so tired of this meme.
A woman with a bf claiming to be a robot because le practice gf.

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>>25632203
>practice bf
fuck you too traitor
that's just a phrase normies say to feel like they still belong here

>>25632272
Not a real gf. She won't let him call her his gf because she fucks other dudes for money

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>>25628267
How do we know that's not just his mom or sister? Or some store associate he asked to take a picture? I remain unconvinced.

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>>25632272
eggman is a trip god
you are just a prostitute

That rascal...
He pulled the wool over our eyes...
We have been fooled...

>>25632394
It doesn't look like his mom or sister.

All these tripfags jealous of eggman's internet fame

>>25628592
>has same number of buttons undone as the pictured "alpha"
>doesn't have undershirt showing like an autist

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>>25632394
>mom or sister
couldn't be, they have brown hair

>store associate
nah, pic related

>>25632493
its a camwhore from r9k

>>25631389
hey you ugly faggot answer >>25631770

>>25632604
What the fuck is chad doing there?

>>25632701
chad? what are you talking about. that guy is what the average "robot" on here looks like

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>>25632701
Doesn't everyone here look like that?

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>>25632610
Is she hot? Post a face pic.
>>25632604
dat inspiration

>>25628267
We're supposed to believe he's a chad when he's dressed like he's going to a middle school homecoming? Sorry, no. Where's the North Face? The Brooks Brothers? The J. Crew? Orvis? His "nice clothes" are shit/10 and qts pick up on that stuff.

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>>25632755
>North Face
>not shit worn all day in the ghetto
Nice my ass

>>25632792
Chads still rock north face vests. Arc'teryx, Brooks Brothers etc for jackets.

I never really understood his popularity, was it because he spoke for us outside of 4chan or the facial features? Am I the only one who thinks he doesn't look bad at all

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>>25632825
>Am I the only one who thinks he doesn't look bad at all

>>25632872
Could be worse, at least he's symmetrical.

>>25632655
Not just that
I'm ugly, stupid, literally autistic, fat, poor, whatever else you might think of.
I just b'd myself and things just clicked I guess.
Having a gf is great and all but just like losing your virginity, it doesn't magically change your life.
That's also part of why I'm working so hard right now, because I realize that at the end of the day, I need to invest in myself.
I have dreams and aspirations and working hard will help drive me towards those goals, even if I fail like usual.
Tldr chasing a gf is a waste of time, focus on yourself and decide if you want to bring a partner into your life, or keep up the good old bachelor lifestyle

>>25632872

Yeah thats the famous picture but ive seen his other pictures and they honestly aren't bad.

>>25632272
At least you got to have a fake relationship. Some of us don't even get that much.

>>25632922
I was a detractor and this is actually a better thing than I thought you would say. Good job.

>>25632922
>I'm ugly, stupid, literally autistic, fat, poor, whatever else you might think of.

I remember when you used to come into threads and start out positive and happy then it would devolve into you implying you are considering suicide. I was worried you were about to do that again when I read that sentence. I'm really glad to see that you seem to actually be doing well now. Congrats eggman, now leave /r9k/ before any of us crabs can pull you back down into our bucket.

We should start a gofundme to send Eggy to Korea where he can get the plastic surgery he needs

>>25632922
respect my man

>>25632922
>I have dreams and aspirations and working hard will help drive me towards those goals, even if I fail like usual.

See r9k, this kid is walking genetic catastrophe, and yet he still manages to have a work ethic and find hope.
'
What's yr excuse robot?

>>25632922

>goals

Your goal is to tell the people that we have fucking feelings, and to stop pushing us down when we try to speak up. That is your goal eggman.

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>>25632922
>>25632999
>>25633077
>>25632755
>>25632655
>>25630188
>>25628477
now these are some numbers i can get behind

One day Eggman will manage that gas staion. Y-You'll see.

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>>25633185
Don't forget to check these m80.

(original comment)

>>25628267
Please don't tell me eggman has a girlfriend

I can't handle this

What's wrong with me?

>>25633263
you don't try

why can't eggman find clothes that fit?

>>25633263
hapa?

>>25630188
The worst feeling ever is when you realize you had low key Alpha game with beta aesthetics and that the only thing stopping was the belief that you were the absolute worst.

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>>25632922
So what's your next goal Eggy?

>>25633281
Because he doesn't know what brands to buy for his build. BB/Orvis for stocky, J.Crew/BR for slim.

>>25630136
EGGMAN
eggman how are you

>>25632966
go to this website

somehow eggman got posted there

http://lookism.net/Thread-Eggman-is-REPULSIVE

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>>25633315
no

I'm 5'7" though

There is no way eggman has a girlfriend.

>>25632922
your gf is all those things too. you have so much in common you should have kids with the derpiest faces ever

>>25633450

>lookism

Those people shit on you unless you're 10/10

Take those kind of sites with a grain of salt.

>>25633351
Nah, that's not it. It has to be his ovoid physique. You could put eggman in Dior and he would look schleppy.

>>25632922
>I'm ugly, stupid, literally autistic, fat, poor
Yes but the primary attribute you need and the one you display is normalfaggotry.

You were a normal when you first came here and started attention whoring (you were a non virgin). And you're still a normal now.
You getting a gf is nothing special, its just how things go for normals.

>>25633730
>its just how things go for normals.
nigga, how does it feel to be stupider than Eggman?

>>25633730
what if he bought damaged goods from the r9k fembot pool? or rented anyway

>>25633791
a gf is a gf, beggars can't be choosers

>>25633450
holy shit

that's legitimately the most insecure internet community on the internet

i think /r9k/ has better self-esteem than them

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>>25632922

>beeeeeee urself normie advice

HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.

REEE

REEE

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25633756
It is. Relationships come to normals as simple as eating or sleeping.

>>25633791
So? Do you realize how many robots would do anything for a /r9k/ gf And I think the story was she was some fat girl he knew in real life.

The fact people have been giving this normalfag so much attention since day one is just sad. He was practically laughing at you and still does so to this day.

>>25633879
>normals
No such thing.

Eggman is one of the 10 ugliest humans on the planet, and he has a gf. Why? He puts himself out there. He works.

You idiots, on the other hand, use memes as an excuse. Just s.mh.

>>25633879
No the difference is that normies are comfortable with the trial and error that goes into seeking and maintaining a relationship because they are comfortable with who they are.

>>25628267
I have a picture of her face and him, does anybody wanna see?

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>>25633933
>Eggman is one of the 10 ugliest humans on the planet

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>>25634038
Yes, post it my man.

>>25634038
is she sucking his dick? post the pic

>>25628267
how do you know that isn't his sister?

>>25634060
baby eggy! <3

>>25633933
>No such thing.
Disregarded
And no, he got a gf because he is social and extroverted.
I've had numerous jobs and am much better looking than him but I don't get a gf because I am not welcomed into the normalfag hive.

>>25634092
>..that awkward moment when
oh

>>25634060
>>That tight-lipped smile
Almost as if he knew what was coming

>>25634060
>>25634077
It's actually a dark haired girl, is he bangin two different chicks like some kind of alpha?

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>>25634139
Just post the pic anon.

>>25634139
no new a succubus with dyed hair got her hooks in him

>>25634168
anon you tempt me to do things i wont forgive myself for later

>>25634168
banging body for a 60 year old

>>25630188
Hes efamous. Theres nothing different about liking him. Its like saying girls who like marilyn manson are soooooo different.

>>25634168
i'm depressed and haven't had a good laugh in months but this pic made me laugh for a about a minute

thanks anon

>>25634227
his gf even said she liked him just because he's efamous but not an asshole

>>25634299
He doesn't earn enough money though so she still cucks him.

>>Female
>>Loyal

Choose one

Eggman is a 1/10 but has a gf, there's hope robots

>>25634634
HOW DOES HE HAVE A GF AND I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRL ATTRACTED TO ME

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEE

>>25632872
He looks like a mount & blade character.

>>25635001
It's probably more of a psychological issue than physical then tbhfam

>>25635221
I just can't handle this

How am I less desirable than eggman?

I just can't understand. How does he get a gf and I get nothing?

>>25635221
The problem is you must still feel ashamed of yourself for your flaws, unlike our hero Eggy.

>>25628267
Motherfucker looks like the product of drunk sex between anton chigurh and paul mccartney during which both of them had flacid dicks but wanted each others warmth to get through the night.

still waiting for pics of the gf

hold up, "Chad" is an Anglo Saxon name. DOES THAT MEAN US ANGLO BRITS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE WITH GFS??

>people don't know that tripfags attention whore for the sole purpose of fucking ""fembots""
>people still think they aren't normies
eggman tried to make people pity him just so he could get some robot pussy, it's quite genius actually.

Eggman was cia

>>25635389
Eggman was made a meme, u don't want to be a meme senpai

>>25635290
Well for starters you spend time at the worst part of one of the worst parts of the Internet. You think eggman just up and got himself a gf? He probably had to do something to get that blonde gf, like gather up the courage to talk with a girl he knows or maybe he just started talking to one and they just clicked.
worst case scenario his gf is one of the few girls who would browse this shithole and just wants some of the pseudo-eceleb glory

>>25635290
I can pretty much guarantee you could fuck some ugly whore on tinder if you put ur mind to it
I'm retarded and a loser and I have a 5/10 gf

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>>25628267
>>25628297
>>25628465
>>25628477
>>25628514
>>25628548
>>25628581
>>25628592
>>25628754
>>25628781
>>25630188
>>25630181
>>25630167
>>25630206
>>25630217
>>25630225
>>25630241
since this thread is nothign but samefagging im going to shill my app

>>25635581
>Well for starters you spend time at the worst part of one of the worst parts of the Interne
Oh my fucking god I hate this shit

If you think 4chan is 'le asshole of le internet' you're just a god damn piece of trash

Did you come from /soc/?

seriously nigger

>>25635617
I want a relationship with a girl I can relate to

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my favorite and only picture of eggman I've saved I don't even quite get it 'Keep getting put on stream 2bh" it's a meme I don't understand but for some reason I always smile when I see this photo.

>>25633876

>Eggman
>Mighty Ever

Can we stop giving eggman attention? It's obvious he was an attention seeking normalfag from the beginning.

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>knows eggman snapchats at least 4+ femanons

I wonder how many is in his harem. Must be more than vyro

>>25635654
>Run from infections

>Not normalfags

You had one chance and you fucked it up

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>>25628267
>Chad
Learn to read buddy.

>>25635778
>sitting at the back
>looking at himself in phone
>white socks with those shoes
oh eggy

>>25635746
Well what do you want to relate about? If you're a shut in its gonna be hard to find another shut in unless u use Internet dating

>>25635875
10/10 Poe's law etc.

>>25635779
He got the attention he sought and a few bj's

>>25635825
>>knows eggman snapchats at least 4+ femanons

good now i dont feel bad his gf is looking for a new victim online while eggy is at work

He looks dapper as fuck

>>25634060
they're all ugly af

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>tfw eggman goes around shopping with his gf and makes her take pics of his lavish outfits

>>25628267
she honestly looks like a bitch who works there

>>25636527
>makes her
she's the one making him spend all his burgerbux dressing up like a Ken doll

>>25636379
More like these triflin ass hoes snapchat me and then I toss them in the trash.
My gf is a great girl and I don't need some thirsty females sending me scandalous shit trying to make me look bad.
One girl is all I have the time and energy for to be sincere familia

>>25630188

>girls are only attracted to 8, 9 and 10s according to the beta approved attraction chart
>suddenly when convenient it now applies to people that are ugly in a special kind of way

>>25632922
What does your gf do for a living?

>>25636579
>My gf is a great girl
>My gf

so it's true

GET OUT NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Woo who hyped as fuck

>>25636579
>My gf is a great girl
How much you spending on her?
>One girl is all I have the time and energy for to be sincere familia
aka money

>>25636237
Exactly

Female shut-ins don't exist

>>25636579
>My gf is a great girl
she admits she dates for money and she offers to live with whatever thirsty betas reply in every fucking thread she posts in

>>25636579
eggman please get out of here, you know good and well what this place does to you if you stay too long

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>>25636579
Be sure to enjoy it cause it might end sooner than you think.

>>25636760
agent of good

>>25636579
remember what you said in the black pill video

ugly people like you have no hope. she will cucck you eventually wish will drive you to kill yourself.

just saying man

>>25636579
EggChad reveals his true form. GG

>>25636814
eggy was smart and got a girl who cucked him to begin with so theres no suspense about when it will happen

>>25636760
killing eggy yandere style would be more humane than just ditching him and moving in with the new guy. you're a great girl after all

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this is eggmans true form

>>25637115
he's a fuckin' NOOORMMMIIIEEE

>>25634060

>balding at age 7

>>25637115
Who's that guy way behind on the mirror? He looks faggy as shit.

>>25637186
that's some fat loser mirin eggman

>Eggman fooled us all
Maybe he fooled some fucking retards.
He's a tripfag and has admitted to being a non-virgin.
How stupid do you have to be to think that he's a robot?

>>25637224
he fooled himself into thinking his gf is a great girl. she doesn't deserve all the credit for that snow job even if they are both retards

>>25636579
What your snapchat senpai?

What happened to the black pill? Does he no longer think that she will resent him because she's setting for the genetically inferior?

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>>25632272
fuck off retard, nobody appreciates you nor wants you on this board. Go suck your bfs dick

>>25632416
this

>>25632922
dubs and godspeak, eggman never change

>>25633176
>>25633640

you are the literal who? Take off your trip retard

>>25637515
Black pill 2 will be fucking great after she cucks and leaves Eggy. She isn't settling. He's her Mr. Right Now.

>>25637625
Imagine if they had a kid and got married.

He's not a robot. The fact he's always publicizing his life and talking about himself, taking his retarded selfies is proof to that. He just has an ugly face, is balding (not even that bad) and refuses to get in shape to fix his pudgy body. He's just obsessed with feeling sorry for himself.

>gets random girl to take his picture
>le it's his gf

no

>>25637699
if he gets a random girl to go with him into a dressing room, eggy's doing awwwwwright

>>25637699
>eggman literally talks about his gf itt
>still in denial
how them blinders feel anon?

>>25636588
>what are special exceptions?

>>25637674
Maybe Eggy and his gf are shopping for the suit he will get married in

>>25637699
see:
>>25636579

stop being in denial

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just as a reminder

desusenpai2bh

>>25632748
Oh god Ebina is so cute!

>>25632416
>eggman is a trip god
>>25637556
>this
Maybe on /soc/ where normalfaggotry is something good and board related.

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>>25637837
>I wouldn't have done anything even if she wanted to
every time

>>25636527
does he pay for her stuff with money he gets from donations? how many r9k normalfags donate to this guy?

I doubt this ugly pile of shit has a girlfriend, there's no sane women who would even be around him let alone kiss him without throwing up.

>>25637905
>there's no sane women who would even be around him let alone kiss him without throwing up.
>sane
well uh there it is

>>25637895
i donated to him once and now really regret it

he's not even a robit just an ugly chad

>>25637905
women are retarded, they go for mass murderers, surely some will go after the biggest attention whore 4chan ever had.

>>25637976
>i donated to him once
jesus christ people actually gave him money?
How much did you give?

>>25637989
>4chan ever had

Maybe /r9k/ ever had, hes small fry compared to the big leagues (/soc/)

>>25637976
>but muh black pill
next time just look for woman hate threads, or use archive, you will get red pilled without narrative of normalfag who wants to milk money out of you by reading what he saw in those threads claiming he introduced misogyny to r9k.

>>25637995
>big leagues (/soc/)
None of them are this deformed and still manage to fuck girls and get new gf's every other week. Not to mention, how many of them made it to national news? Eggman is the biggest attention whore 4chan ever had. Please donate like share and subscribe.

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>>25637837
All misogynistic tripfags are hypocrites

>eeyore wanted that PTP

>>25637994
I've received 7 dollars in donations total.
They all went to me.
I wouldn't be working 80 hrs a week if I made donation money but
>donating to an ugly normalfag attention whore

>>25638079
>They all went to me.
uh duh?

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>>25638079
How many femanons are in your snapchat harem?

>>25638079
kill yourslef, dude

>>25638079
do you hate looking at your yourself in the mirror?

why is everyone so mean to eggman

eggman can i be your friend

>>25634060
I looked very much like Eggman at that age.

>>25638079
>MFW I'm about 2 points more attractive and probably couldn't get one person to snap me

>>25638079
Hello Mills, I am your greatest ally.

>>25638079
Fuck you, you fucking egg. We trusted you.

>>25638333
trips speak the truth

eggy you are our enemy now

>>25638079
why the fuck are you wasting your precious free time shopping for expensive clothes you don't need? jesus christ your gf is a selfish bitch.

>>donating to an ugly normalfag attention whore

don't forget stupid. so are you working 80 hours a week because you're investing in yourself or to pay bills your lazy gf ran up? you havent learned anything

>>25638363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsIyphGp0Vc

:333 trips spake truth

Why there's a lot of tripfags this days?

>>25638516
So they can get femanon orbiters who will camwhore for them.

>>25636698
She posts on r9k? Who is she?

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>>25638516
you're the literal who

you probably made your first post today and decided to put on a tag

>hahaha im so randum look @ my mokaku tag guis, am i part of sekret klub now?

you're a nobody, take off your tag or better yet kill yourself

>>25638757
this

I hate new tripfags

Must have a really big dick

>>25638072
>you will never ever see your biography written
:-(

>>25638072
>All misogynistic tripfags are hypocrites
Only those who aren't virgins

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>>25631389
Thank you for reminding me I made this

> eggman has a gf

Instantly dropped. He's dead to me. Fuck him and his sob stories.

>>25637115
eggy start lifting, this could be you, for real son.

>>25640061
She's probably in a position even worse than eggy. Working a shit job just like eggman or even a neet who takes eggmans money for 'dates'. He's being cucked for money.

>>25640162
the position she's in is doggy style. she doesn't work any 80 hour work week. she lives with eggy and spends all his money. if you want to feel sympathy for someone pity the next poor fool she leeches off of and passes eggy's stds on to

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>>25640323
>if you want to feel sympathy for someone pity the next poor fool she leeches off of and passes eggy's stds on to

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>>25636527
He actually has a nice face, a good nose and eyes.

>tfw you are uglier then the supposed ugliest person on /r9k/

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eggy despite all the shit the newfags are saying about you i want you to know that we still love you and we still consider you one of us brobot

>>25638107
what happened to her
also those freckles hnng

>>25638072
>All misogynistic tripfags are hypocrites
there are no misogynistic tripfags on r9k, only fembots and femtrips on r9k now

>>25638775
this only old trips need to apply
but they are all gone, or dead

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Didn't eggman give out his tripcode a while ago though, when he said he's quitting?

Anyways eggman, I still love you, even if you're a normie. Give me your snapchat senpai, we can be like brothers.

I'd always called him out for the normalfag he is. This guy is worshipped exclusively by redditors.

>>25636579
bullshit
you left me for that basic bitch on /soc/
stop spreading your lies and propaganda to robots oh yeah and get back to work you fucking wagecuck.

>>25628267
damn nigga egg lookin fly as hell

>>25640868
Is Eggy a nice guy who you had great conversations with online before meeting in person? Are you jealous f the whore living with him now?

>>25640979
He's not a bad conversationalist. We watched anime and cuddled a lot. He was nice enough to not take my virginity though. He did warn me to an extent he was manipulative and I had to end things when I saw the /soc/ thread.

I'm not jealous of her. I just don't like when that picture gets posted. I'll be with my VR husband soon enough and won't even need to worry about that when the time comes.

>>25641143
do you have any pics of that /soc/ whore eggys is with?

or even here name so i can look her up in the archives?

>>25640868
>>25640979
>>25641143
>>25641174
Yeah gonna need that /soc/ thread Tbh

Eggy, pls post a pic of you holding an egg

>>25635581
His gf is an omegle girl who browses this board all the time

>>25628267
Met him irl
He's extremely charismatic and talkative
Total normie

Reminder to sage and report attention whoring threads, they belong to >>>/soc/