Eggman fooled us all. He was never a robot. Eggman was a Chad all along.
Pic related, eggy and his qt blonde gf
Good for Eggman.
If anyone truly deserves ptp, it's him.
This. People here have no fucking clue about girls and all the weird shit they can be attracted to. Even if you dont have the looks they will fuck you just for having the vibe that they enjoy. Shit goes deep but most people are brainwashed by groupthink and beliefe looks brings you more bitches then game.
SO HE WAS A FUCKING NORMIE ALL THIS TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
An explanation for what?
He's admitting to having a gf a while ago but he stopped answering questions about her because he still wanted to appeal to robots.
He's also been a non virgin the entire time he's posted on /r9k/ which he has said multiple times.
this pic sums up this entire thread
Hey eggy, glad to see you're doing alright. I met you once on omegle but you probably don't remember me. I was an overnight stocker like you and was in college at the time. You're a pretty okay guy.
>born with puffy vagoo
sounds about pat pat
fuck you too traitor
that's just a phrase normies say to feel like they still belong here
How do we know that's not just his mom or sister? Or some store associate he asked to take a picture? I remain unconvinced.
eggman is a trip god
you are just a prostitute
>mom or sister
couldn't be, they have brown hair
nah, pic related
Is she hot? Post a face pic.
We're supposed to believe he's a chad when he's dressed like he's going to a middle school homecoming? Sorry, no. Where's the North Face? The Brooks Brothers? The J. Crew? Orvis? His "nice clothes" are shit/10 and qts pick up on that stuff.
>not shit worn all day in the ghetto
Nice my ass
>Am I the only one who thinks he doesn't look bad at all
Not just that
I'm ugly, stupid, literally autistic, fat, poor, whatever else you might think of.
I just b'd myself and things just clicked I guess.
Having a gf is great and all but just like losing your virginity, it doesn't magically change your life.
That's also part of why I'm working so hard right now, because I realize that at the end of the day, I need to invest in myself.
I have dreams and aspirations and working hard will help drive me towards those goals, even if I fail like usual.
Tldr chasing a gf is a waste of time, focus on yourself and decide if you want to bring a partner into your life, or keep up the good old bachelor lifestyle
>I'm ugly, stupid, literally autistic, fat, poor, whatever else you might think of.
I remember when you used to come into threads and start out positive and happy then it would devolve into you implying you are considering suicide. I was worried you were about to do that again when I read that sentence. I'm really glad to see that you seem to actually be doing well now. Congrats eggman, now leave /r9k/ before any of us crabs can pull you back down into our bucket.
>I have dreams and aspirations and working hard will help drive me towards those goals, even if I fail like usual.
See r9k, this kid is walking genetic catastrophe, and yet he still manages to have a work ethic and find hope.
What's yr excuse robot?
now these are some numbers i can get behind
Don't forget to check these m80.
>I'm ugly, stupid, literally autistic, fat, poor
Yes but the primary attribute you need and the one you display is normalfaggotry.
You were a normal when you first came here and started attention whoring (you were a non virgin). And you're still a normal now.
You getting a gf is nothing special, its just how things go for normals.
>beeeeeee urself normie advice
HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.
It is. Relationships come to normals as simple as eating or sleeping.
So? Do you realize how many robots would do anything for a /r9k/ gf And I think the story was she was some fat girl he knew in real life.
The fact people have been giving this normalfag so much attention since day one is just sad. He was practically laughing at you and still does so to this day.
No such thing.
Eggman is one of the 10 ugliest humans on the planet, and he has a gf. Why? He puts himself out there. He works.
You idiots, on the other hand, use memes as an excuse. Just s.mh.
>Eggman is one of the 10 ugliest humans on the planet
>No such thing.
And no, he got a gf because he is social and extroverted.
I've had numerous jobs and am much better looking than him but I don't get a gf because I am not welcomed into the normalfag hive.
Motherfucker looks like the product of drunk sex between anton chigurh and paul mccartney during which both of them had flacid dicks but wanted each others warmth to get through the night.
>people don't know that tripfags attention whore for the sole purpose of fucking ""fembots""
>people still think they aren't normies
eggman tried to make people pity him just so he could get some robot pussy, it's quite genius actually.
Well for starters you spend time at the worst part of one of the worst parts of the Internet. You think eggman just up and got himself a gf? He probably had to do something to get that blonde gf, like gather up the courage to talk with a girl he knows or maybe he just started talking to one and they just clicked.
worst case scenario his gf is one of the few girls who would browse this shithole and just wants some of the pseudo-eceleb glory
since this thread is nothign but samefagging im going to shill my app
>Well for starters you spend time at the worst part of one of the worst parts of the Interne
Oh my fucking god I hate this shit
If you think 4chan is 'le asshole of le internet' you're just a god damn piece of trash
Did you come from /soc/?
I want a relationship with a girl I can relate to
my favorite and only picture of eggman I've saved I don't even quite get it 'Keep getting put on stream 2bh" it's a meme I don't understand but for some reason I always smile when I see this photo.
>knows eggman snapchats at least 4+ femanons
I wonder how many is in his harem. Must be more than vyro
Learn to read buddy.
>tfw eggman goes around shopping with his gf and makes her take pics of his lavish outfits
More like these triflin ass hoes snapchat me and then I toss them in the trash.
My gf is a great girl and I don't need some thirsty females sending me scandalous shit trying to make me look bad.
One girl is all I have the time and energy for to be sincere familia
>girls are only attracted to 8, 9 and 10s according to the beta approved attraction chart
>suddenly when convenient it now applies to people that are ugly in a special kind of way
Be sure to enjoy it cause it might end sooner than you think.
fuck off retard, nobody appreciates you nor wants you on this board. Go suck your bfs dick
dubs and godspeak, eggman never change
you are the literal who? Take off your trip retard
He's not a robot. The fact he's always publicizing his life and talking about himself, taking his retarded selfies is proof to that. He just has an ugly face, is balding (not even that bad) and refuses to get in shape to fix his pudgy body. He's just obsessed with feeling sorry for himself.
>I wouldn't have done anything even if she wanted to
>but muh black pill
next time just look for woman hate threads, or use archive, you will get red pilled without narrative of normalfag who wants to milk money out of you by reading what he saw in those threads claiming he introduced misogyny to r9k.
>big leagues (/soc/)
None of them are this deformed and still manage to fuck girls and get new gf's every other week. Not to mention, how many of them made it to national news? Eggman is the biggest attention whore 4chan ever had. Please donate like share and subscribe.
All misogynistic tripfags are hypocrites
>eeyore wanted that PTP
How many femanons are in your snapchat harem?
why the fuck are you wasting your precious free time shopping for expensive clothes you don't need? jesus christ your gf is a selfish bitch.
>>donating to an ugly normalfag attention whore
don't forget stupid. so are you working 80 hours a week because you're investing in yourself or to pay bills your lazy gf ran up? you havent learned anything
you're the literal who
you probably made your first post today and decided to put on a tag
>hahaha im so randum look @ my mokaku tag guis, am i part of sekret klub now?
you're a nobody, take off your tag
or better yet kill yourself
Thank you for reminding me I made this
the position she's in is doggy style. she doesn't work any 80 hour work week. she lives with eggy and spends all his money. if you want to feel sympathy for someone pity the next poor fool she leeches off of and passes eggy's stds on to
>if you want to feel sympathy for someone pity the next poor fool she leeches off of and passes eggy's stds on to
He actually has a nice face, a good nose and eyes.
>tfw you are uglier then the supposed ugliest person on /r9k/
eggy despite all the shit the newfags are saying about you i want you to know that we still love you and we still consider you one of us brobot
Didn't eggman give out his tripcode a while ago though, when he said he's quitting?
Anyways eggman, I still love you, even if you're a normie. Give me your snapchat senpai, we can be like brothers.
He's not a bad conversationalist. We watched anime and cuddled a lot. He was nice enough to not take my virginity though. He did warn me to an extent he was manipulative and I had to end things when I saw the /soc/ thread.
I'm not jealous of her. I just don't like when that picture gets posted. I'll be with my VR husband soon enough and won't even need to worry about that when the time comes.