My girlfriend is having a fancy dress party, with the theme being things beginning with P
What should I go as? I want to look cool
Pic is me in a Jon Snow costume I put together for a fancy dress a while ago, no mean comments please
Go as a pedophile but dress up like Jared and give subway to everyone. Bonus points if you take a pair of oversized jeans with you
Oh shit, forgot my picture of the manly foot.
Another suggestion if your game is get a large piece of cardboard and cut a large square in it. Paint it black and put the Pornhub logo, interface and add video name like ugly guy gas insane orgy.
Lose the jewfro.
Put you on some fucking shoes, you hippie.
Iron your fucking shirt.
And look meaner; you look like you're gonna go use that sword to help your grandmother cook.
If you're comfortable with being shirtless, you could be Pan- the mythical goat-man who liked to have a good time.
They might be the kind of hipsters who dig adventure time, you could be Peppermint Butler (would be cute couples costume if your gf was Princess Bubblegum)
Penn gillete isn't very relevant anymore, but you'd look hilarious as him because you're a bit tubby.
Try a pilot. Either find a white collar shirt and some airline logos or grab a leather jacket some khakis and make something like pic related
He could still be Jon Snow and take a pony with him