Hey guys My girlfriend is having a fancy dress party, with the

pokemon is the only thing i can think of

>>25627297
mean comment incoming. you're a faggot

>>25627385
please I just want to look cool

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Go as a pedophile but dress up like Jared and give subway to everyone. Bonus points if you take a pair of oversized jeans with you

Go as a pedophile, that would be pretty funny.
Cool gf by the way, how big is "her" dick?

>>25627412
>>25627418
her friends are normie as fuck english students and wouldn't find it funny, although if you have any offensive ideas that I wouldn't be beaten up for, I'm all ears

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>>25627418
Oh shit, forgot my picture of the manly foot.

>>25627467
that's my stepmom
please

You should go as a giant pussy you pussy ass faggot

>>25627491
I will consider that, thank you

Another suggestion if your game is get a large piece of cardboard and cut a large square in it. Paint it black and put the Pornhub logo, interface and add video name like ugly guy gas insane orgy.

>>25627457
you could tie some shit to your wrist with fishing line and be a poltergeist, if anyone says your costume sucks you could pelt them with things while making ghost noises.

Go as Pepe

>>25627457
Think the problem is your going to have 50% people dressed up as pirates and the other 50% dressed as policemen because people are unoriginal as fuck.

Go as:
Papa John
Pablo Escobar
Pixie
some philosopher
photography faggot
literally just look up "P" and add letters on google till u find something

Dubs decide. Go dressed up as a parrot.

>>25627578
idk I think some of them have pretty interesting ideas, I'm currently considering Sheev Palpatine from Star Wars, Pepe or some other stuff

You will go as a penis

>>25627607
sure, if someone gets dubs

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>>25627297
Lose the jewfro.
Put you on some fucking shoes, you hippie.
Iron your fucking shirt.
And look meaner; you look like you're gonna go use that sword to help your grandmother cook.

If you're comfortable with being shirtless, you could be Pan- the mythical goat-man who liked to have a good time.
They might be the kind of hipsters who dig adventure time, you could be Peppermint Butler (would be cute couples costume if your gf was Princess Bubblegum)
Penn gillete isn't very relevant anymore, but you'd look hilarious as him because you're a bit tubby.
Phantoms
Pirates
Popes

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>>25627614
Try a pilot. Either find a white collar shirt and some airline logos or grab a leather jacket some khakis and make something like pic related

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Go as a pony.

cosplay spike spiegal from cowboy bebop

>>25627895
autist alert

go as a pimp

>>25627297
Go as a police man to show prevent getting cucked by the bbc

Pico from Boku no Pico.

You should go as your penis

Do Papa John.

Bonus points if anyone you know is an h3h3productions fan.

>>25628300
it's dubs.
Better buy yourself a baldcap and rig up a hose you can shoot colored liquid from, OP.

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>>25627895
He could still be Jon Snow and take a pony with him