I want a big 8 inch cock so I'm thinking about getting a

Despite what faggots online are going to tell you, being 8" long isn't a blessing, and having a dick that big will turn a lot of women off. If anything, major whores will only see you as a one time novelty fuck. The ideal dick size is about ~7", although anything at least 5.5" will probably get the job done.

>>25626898
>have extra dick
>leave a an in or two out if it's too big

wow that was hard

>>25626926
*an inch or two

>>25626926
That'd make sex too awkward and probably piss the whore you're fucking off. What's the point of even having all that dick if you aren't going to use it?

>>25626831
literally just jelq

>>25626990
>not having you dick constantly fall out of her cunt because you have more leverage would be awkward

no dude

>>25626831
You vain fuck. That'll lead to insensivity and probably having a limp dick. Size means shit. I'm 7.7 inches but it means nothing, never going to use it.

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>>25627000
>he fell for the jelqing meme

>>25627014
>constantly having to stick your dick back in her cunt
>implying you wouldn't eventually lose your erection

>>25627000
literally just fuck up your penis and make it unusable

>>25627029
>I'm 7.7 inches

So basically you're the lanklet that goes into manlet threads and tells them to just b themselves.

>>25627057
Nigga you completely misinterpreted what I was saying, a bigger dick means more leverage, which means less falling out of the cunt and stopping to put it back in.

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>>25627059
Except penis size on average doesn't matter at all. Even if a slut laughs at your size, you'll still be able to fuck her you are Chad enough. But Robots can't be that confident.

>>25627090
No one has to worry about that unless you have a literal micropenis.

>>25627119
>5 - 6 inches are micropenises

I mean I guess if you want to make some really tiny baby thrusts back and forth that have no real impact, then sure.

>>25627154
kek, have you ever had sex with a woman?

>Have 6 inch dick
>Has got bigger when I've gotten completely wasted
>Still can't get a gf
>TFW going on HRT and it'll shrink/become flaccid 24/7
At least it feels good polishing it at the moment. Sometimes I need two hands.

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>>25627213
fucking robot my post is original