Can you explain to me what makes you think you deserve a gf?

>>25623985
I have a fedora, a huge penis, and I'm really nice.

>>25623985
Because I'm just bein' muhself :^)

I am fit, friendly and have quite the amassed fortunate. I have the 3 Fs basically but I am 32 now and having lived so long as a virgin without using masturbation as a crutch basically left me asexual.

I think deep down I really wish for intimacy but I never flirt and the only women who approach me are clearly after my wealth so I'm probably just going to adopt a kid and make sure he succeeds where I failed.

I don't think I deserve a gf

>>25623985
men and women are roughly 50/50
seems like a mutually beneficial agreement
hopefully NWO will assign mates when the reptiles take over.

I think I'm nice, sweet and determined to protect those I care about, whatever the cost

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>>25623985
i have a guitar i don't play
thought it's pussy magnet

>>25624167
Those are admirable values in your betacuck animeshit. In the real world though, it might let you be a beta orbiter at best.

i have seen worse people have gf

>>25624193
They weren't worse than you as they can get a gf and you can't.

Yes! Qualify yourself to me!