Who /mouse/ here?

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Here's the rest btw

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>>25622873
fuck that shit, I'm a hawk

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>inb4 a bunch of redditors say cerebrotonic

im a mix between sloth and super autist

>>25622895
oh shit, wageslave describes me 100%

>>25622895
i have the personality type of elephant man but i'm not that ugly

i'm just incredibly shy and self-conscious

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>TFW NO ONE OF THEM

mix of sloth and elephant man. haha.

>>25622895
cerebrotonic, mouse, and sloth all fit me perfectlly

>>25623019
Mix between Sloth and Wageslave? As in NEET, but not sloth-like in the other qualities.

>>25622957
cerebrotonic and cyborg hybride :v)

>>25622895
I'm the cerebrotonic type but I have couple of things too add

-Romantic opportunities don't present themselves,because the girls I know usually think I am a loser type so some became good friends some don't talk much to me,and I rarely meet anyone new
-I don't know how to fix my life,every tip is appreciated

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Mouse master race reporting

This is far too accurate

>>25622895
>>25622873
mouse but not
>waits too long for door
and cerebrontic but not
>walks too fast,stands funny
>Im a NEET but used to be in STEM
>not smart

>>25622873
Me. I even look like a rat. It's like being degraded every waking minute.

>>25622895
Proud sloth reporting in

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I am 100% /mouse/

>>25622895

base class Elephant

from levels 6-13 Mouse. Did not help.
levels 13-27 Sloth.

Some people are just born with really bad dice rolls.

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>>25622895
The super autist is Advanced from the love shy forum documentary.

>>25622895
>Not being the super autist.
It's the only one that can be successful, but at the same time no one can claim it? The wannabes brag and bring others down but I don't do that.
So super autist/wannabe.

>>25622873
That's me to a t except I'm not small and frail. I fucking hate cringing over past shit I've done.

Beyond super-Autist.

Omega-Autist reporting for oh god kill me.

>>25623625
You're type with too much deliberation to be even a super autist. You haven't seen the types that are meant to be in that category.

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>>25622873
all stated except being polite
also sweaty af

>>25622873
That describes me perfectly.... I've even been given that nickname at work...

>>25622895
I'd be sloth but when I piss into a jug it's ironic

>>25623671
Holy shit same here I sweat like a pig and I'm nowhere near to be fat. I have no idea how to solve this.

>>25622873
>In uncomfortable situations, his instinct is to retreat to the solitude of his isolated home, or to burst into treats

I bet dogs and fat people love being around you then.

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>>25622873
Mix of Cerebrotonic & Mouse traits
>trying my best a uni to be social and make friends
>6 months into it still alone, feeling like shit about myself but people are aware of who I am I think ( they know my name at least)

I keep quite busy so that helps with the loneliness

That picture for mouse even looks similar to me

>>25623747
dunno m8
tried everything already tbqh
even seeing shrink every now and then
an hero becomes more and more appealing every day

>>25622873
I've gone from the Sloth to full on Wageslave mode. It's really scary how accurately it describes me.

>all of the above
>53 kg, 5 foot 3
>knees and legs are too weak to sustain a body-weight squat position for more than 4 seconds
>bench 20 kg total + bar when i tried going to the gym
>hunchback
>member of the MALE sex
>basically feel like a girl could kick my ass, which is probably true

Is anyone else this weak here?

>tfw check all mouse's traits
JUST FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE I WANNA DIE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>25623889
>hunchback
muh nigga
135lbs
6'1
>tfw literally look like auschwitz resident

Oh c'mon now, mice! Don't be so negative. Surely there are some girls out there who'd think we're cute and would love to date us, right? ... r-right?

>>25623098

OMFG after reading the Mouse everything single one is true but I am a smart STEM guy with glasses so I assosiated myself with that first so a mix I think - more like mouse

>>25624020
Maybe Bad Rats.

>>25622895
Former cyborg although I was always a virgin.
Now I see way too much of myself in Cerebrotonic, Mouse and Sloth. God damn, why did all our lithium addled mothers give us all this crypto-autism?

>>25623889
I have bad posture, the upper left side of my back sometimes goes numb / tingly. I should really get it checked out.

strength wise I don't know where I stack up. excersise wise I do a fair amount of rock climbing and swimming

>>25622895
Cerebrotonic, mouse, sloth and super autist, a bit of everything, more of autism.

cerebrotonic
Except I my senior year of high school I became the president of the robotics club. This lead me to learn to become assertive so I sound like I know my shit and are successful when it is exactly the opposite. I always would say the cynical and negative thoughts to their face

>>25623791
same
it's like someone specifically wrote the description and drew the picture with me in mind.

Elephant t.b.h f.a.m.

>>25622873
Welp, I'm /mouse/ as fuck

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>>25622895
Almost pure cerebrotonic here pursuing a masters in Classical history with a minor in Japanese, never thought that my personality could be some sort of archetype, diagnosed Autist at a young age but ended up being more of a Schizoid. All of my normie peers either despise me or are oddly scared of me, only approaching me for academic help.

Mouse+Cerebrotronic+Sloth

>>25622873
>timid, afraid
not really
>frail, weak
nope
>overly polite
if anything, i'm impolite
>massive social anxiety
i have avoidancy issues, but i don't really experience anxiety
>nervous tick
nope
>reminisces about past failures
literally everybody does this
>dwell on past conversations
see above
>feels awkward being alone in public
see above
>seldom does public rec activities alone
see above; there's a reason why "normies" get their friends to do stuff with them
>pretends to check phone
see fucking above
>follows close friends like dogs if with strangers/friends
nothing too strange about this. In fact, this is the fucking standard as you get older. There's a big difference between "I follow close friends as a preference" and "if I were cut off from them, I think I'd die"
>instinct is to retreat or cry
Also nothing strange about this. Depends on the situation, though.

Way too general of a description, IMHO.

>>25622895
Cerebrotonic here

>The drawing even has dark hair and glasses

Fucking hell

>>25622895
>tfw dumb cerebrotonic
i want off this ride

>>25622895
I fit under Cerebrotonic, Mouse, Sloth and Elephant Man
what the fuck mane

>>25623889
same here but i'm 80 KG

> Cerebral/intellectual,introverted
Yes,but this ADHD and depression makes me feel like stupid as fuck
> Uni student, or in a studious job (ex. STEM/Law)
Studying medicine so yes
> Passive, if not apathetic
I am passive and don't show much emotion to strangers, and only little to close friends
> Emotionally restrained shell, feels unable to express anything personal/emotional
Except to a few person who really wants to know
> Wears plain, neutral-coloured clothing
Yea don't want to get any more attention
> Never initiates social contact; often gives overly concise answers as replies, particularly for "personal" topics
It's not what I want,but that's what I do in practice
> Resultantly, nobody bothers with him, and they end up thinking that he hates them or wants to be alone because of his aloofness and cold demeanor
Yea I like to meet people but after talking to me like 2-3 minutes they don't speak much to me again because all this robot shit
> Waits too long to keep door open for people
That's because it feels like your doing something useful to other people
> Massive social anxiety, and bad at hiding it
Yep autistic behavior in class and outside
> May have a particular nervous tick (ex. adjusting hair, picking teeth, biting fingernails)
These and much more like
> Reminisces about past failures and awkward moments and can still feel cringeworthy about it
It's so bad I do it continously
> May dwell on past conversations, and think about better thins he should have/could have said instead
Same as above
> Feels awkward for being alone in public, seldom does public recreational activities alone
It is awkward
> May pretend to check his phone or watch when he feels awkward in public
You gotta do something
> At group events with a mix of strangers and friends, he follows his close friends around like a dog
oh fuck I do that so hard I sometimes watch my friends make out

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>>25622873
Literally all my traits are the mouse.

>>25622895

Cerebrotronic sloth cyborg, reporting in.

I cannot take off the mask, I cannot relate, I cannot make myself activate.

>>25622895
Cerebrotonic here
Currently getting a math PhD

kill me

>>25622895
Sloth reporting in.

I checked off every single one of those, and I look kinda like Super Autist

I need to get the fuck off this board

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>>25622895
>tfw wageslave, cerebrotonic, and mouse

>>25622919
Fuck parrots is the best song from that album.

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Used to be me before I stopped giving a shit
Now am somewhat of a cerebrotonic

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>>25622895
Mouse/Cyborg hybrid represent

genuine solid 8/10 cerebro here

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>>25622873
im the normie art student that doesnt have any friends
even though theres no reason he shouldnt
maybe he just lacks the awareness to realize that being friendly, relaxed, straight forward, and fun person makes people not want to invite you to do things or be anything more than good acquaintances

cyborg who browses to laugh

I'm a strange mix of mouse, wage slave and wannabe.

>>25622873
>tfw you burst into treats

>>25623019
Someday I'll make a more expansive list, so many of these seem like the same person.

>>25622895
cerebrotonic hits too close to home

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>>25622895
>tfw combination of cerebrotonic, mouse and elephant man

Just fuck my shit up senpai.

>>25622895
lol these are like horoscopes. they're just vague enough to trick simple minded idiots think they're prophetic or insightful.

i got one for you all:

I bet you're touching your chin with your left hand while you're reading this. if you are, you're a faggot and have aids.

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>>25622895
Fuck I am literally just the wageslave, life is shit.

sloth and mouse 100%

>>25629738
IKTF, friend. What shitty job do you have?

>>25622895
>tfw I look exactly like the elephant man picture

>>25629908
I work in a warehouse moving around heavy metal objects. Always too physically exhausted to do anything at home, so I just do nothing.

mouse+wageslave here

cerebrotronic is the most generic failed normie future beta provider list ever. I'm pathetic but at least I'm not that. It's no surprise it's the most common category for people reading this thread.

>>25630090
I worked in a warehouse before and it's shit tier work. Now I work as security in a building that's closed for the night. Still shitty but I get to be alone.

>>25630183
How does it pay?

>>25622873
dude.... I am a fairly successful person with a gf and I expected to have some of the things on this list. but literally every single one.

feels cool to be understood.
feels bad to be considered undesirable compared to the alternative.

>>25630266
I get paid 8.40 an hour and work 12 hours shifts, four nights on, four nights off. I take home about 1,350 quid a month after tax. Pays for my shitty house and shitty car but I'm always broke by the time pay day comes.

How about your job?

I first started like a failed normie but eventually became a full blown robot.
I relate to you faggots etter than anybody else, /r9k/ became my safe haven.

>>25622895
elephant man desperately trying to into wannabe
does that make me a wannabe wannabe
just

>>25624020
I dated a girl who called me her little Mouse, she was very nice but unfortunately she had too many of her own problems and was also fat

>>25622895
wow i was a wageslave 100%, right down to the cough syrup abuse...

>>25623465
He's real?!

Wageslave cyborg

I'm not any of these. I'm just perpetually tired, full of hate and pretty quiet except around my good friends.

>>25622873
>>25622895
>tfw fat autist mouse

>>25622895
Cerebrotonic is WAY too fucking accurate. Who devised this chart?

>>25622873
>tfw cerebrotonic/mouse combo with a hint of sloth

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Wageslave but with both Uni and retail job
I DXM trip every so often and drink every night

>>25622895
Sloth in every way except the loneliness. I have 6 very close friends that I see every week and one of them is a girl, and we fuck regularly.

>>25622895
Cerebrotonic 100% and a bit of mouse/sloth

>>25633020
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you normiefag filth. I hope death finds you, rapes you, and makes you into his eternal bitch you normie slime. Curse upon your family.

>>25622873
Learn to talk, there's tutorials on YouTube. You can get girls to do their flirty voice over the phone if you learn how, like if you call somewhere. Especially if you learn how before you're older, you can literally talk your way into any pussy if you can dress yourself well enough. How to manly voice or something like that. Chad tier is all about presentation and proof.

>>25622873
oh no thats me how embarrassing

>>25622895
>almost sloth
>almost super autist

>>25623133
Mouse master race reporting in

>>25622895
Cyborg/Sloth hybrid here.

I don't have the bad hygene or living conditions parts but I definitely have the anime/waifu and loneliness-induced insanity parts.

>>25622895
wageslave/cerebrotonic here, don't see it ending anytime soon

i won't be working a job after next week but i wouldn't be surprised if the symptoms continued for uni

god please just end my life give me a long rest and let me float in limbo i just feel less and less and less and less and then im nothing and i'll never be anything but

my apathy helps with having the 'confidence' to talk to people but not necessarily relate to them

>>25622873
Mouse AF