Does eating my own count?
My bf sometimes forces my nose into it when we wrestle.
I don't because virgin, but I'm interested I guess. I'm not opposed to it. The idea makes me nervous, but I'd definitely be willing to. It seems like something I could enjoy. Plus, since I've got low self-esteem, I'm gonna aim to please.
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
I was once celibate for four years to respect the wishes of my partner who was religiously bound to celibacy and and monogamy for the period that we were dating, but I'm not religious. Current relationship is monogamous, too, as per his wishes. What part of that is whorish?
Really high sex drive, different positions, it's fun, nothing else to do at the time. I was between jobs and we'd just fuck for hours a day. Sometimes she'd straddle me and i'd eat her pussy and asshole while she blew me, sometimes I'd just go down on her, she'd sit on my face. I mean it's not like sex gets old or something, but once it becomes a norm it's not worked up as much in your mind I guess.
It's like people say, it's like air. It's not a big deal unless you're not getting any.
>ever had sex
Fuck off normie whore
>be virgin me
>really want to eat some pussy
>somehow manage to get invited to a party
>hit on a grill for the first time in my life
>tell her to take off her pants
>eat her out
>its boring as fuck
>get home,plan sucide
we have been talking all evening
ive been spewing out stuff that made everyone laugh hard
i acted like an alpha
at one point i just kissed her
then grabbed her and carried her into a room
some other chick always came to me whenever i sat down and cuddled with me
should have eaten her out and not the other skank
The feeling of reading perfect executed bait is orgasmic.
>An unshaven, unkempt, unshowered vagina
That sounds great actually
Browsed r9k, checked a fembot thread. She made a post, I thought she sounded interesting, I contacted her. Now I'm getting that tight fembot pussy on demand.
Just bee yourself, dude.
Of course I do. But only in serious relationships. When I was young and inexperienced, I made the mistake of going down on a fwb. Luckily, I didn't catch an std.
I generally love oral sex, both giving and receiving, and will never date anyone again who isn't really into both as well.
I like to mist myself like a chameleon. It lets me feel truly free.
I found this beautiful guy outside today and I let him mist in the shower with me, he was loving every second of it.
I love you Jim.
Aww how sweet ;)
Do you want to eat my pussy? My by won't do it but allows an open relationship only as long as he eats we out, I can't touch your penis but we could cuddle after. And don't worry, I don't let those assholes get to me. They're just mad they don't get my puss-puss.
I've become really obsessed with vaginas lately, I don't know why.
>ywn get lewd with your gf for the first time
>ywn spend time exploring her vagina with your fingers before finally moving your mouth down to it
>ywn never take your time trying to figure out what makes her feel the best
>ywn never become a god with your hands and mouth
>if you do get a gf, she'll be weird-ed out because you're a virgin seeing a vagina for the first time
It is okay, anon. I was extermely curious about oral too. I wanted to know how girls smell and taste like and I wanted to play with a pussy using my hands. Once you'll get to experience all kind different of things, you'll find out what you truly like about sex. You won't be able to figure it out without doing it.
I've only done it and enjoyed it for one girl. Because she was a qt, ultra hygienic and had a nice pussy (and a slim build). No roast. Well groomed down there. Nice tits. Ate that ass also, which was nice.