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Whats your excuse? because he doesnt have one.
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Whats your excuse? because he doesnt have one.
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>>25606823

I don't make seven figures.
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Except for the fact that it was a set up porn scene where she was meant to fuck someone disgusting.

She probably got paid double just for fucking him too.
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No arms? No legs? No excuses.
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>>25606823
his body is hideous

but I'm not jelly. I fucking hate piercings
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>>25606823
Faggots like that walking michelin man fuck beautiful women and yet I don't
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>>25606823
i'm fatter and have a 1 inch penis
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>>25606823
sauce on that threesome
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>>25606919
no you dont, thats just the part thats visible
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Who took that picture?
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>>25606894
watch what you say about those michelin men

http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case692.htm
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I could have sex with a woman who was paid too.
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>>25606947
Your dad faggot.
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>>25606823
sauce on that tattoo'ed slut
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>>25606823
I can't afford to drop 2k on a hooker. That's pretty much my excuse.
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google image search OP's image
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>>25606975
I know you are, but what am I?

nigger
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>>25607012
well since you said you a nigger guess thats what you are
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>>25606823
>paid sex
I dont have that kind of disposable income
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>>25606990
tiptopkek
dg reybv5sx
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>>25606823
Because I'm picky. I can choose any of the 300 men in my inbox to date, but for the past 6 months and 10 first dates later I'm still single.
>tfw understand what femanon easy mode is
>screenshot from my okcupid
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>>25606823
SAUCE GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT THE GIRL IS HOT
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>>25607108
update with time stamp, other was a few days ago and I was too lazy to open the app again tbqh
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>>25606858
He is still a very good inspirational speaker

also, they are Christian, and they are against eugenics
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>>25607108
Do you fuck them all ?
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>>25606823
Sauce?
S
A
U
C
E
?
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FUCKING SAUCE NIGGERS
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>>25607157
you implying being against eugenics is a good thing?
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>>25606858
>is (relatively?) rich
>is (mildly?) famous

of course he can land a fucking woman.
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>>25607168
No, only two because one was my high school crush and the other was actually 6 dates in. We were practically dating but after the sex we agreed to go separate ways. Three sexual partners by age 22, not bad. I learned my lesson and only having sex with guys I'm officially dating
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>>25607108
You will be my gf then right?
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>>25607217
No, I have a picky criteria
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>>25607185
It is, because we are not eugenic and need to get laid too
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>>25606823
He's probably tall.
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He doesn't need one. He settled for an ugly older woman who wants his money.
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>>25607012
>I know you are, but what am I?
You've got to be underage, nobody over the age of 12 says that.
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FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS WHO IS FUCKING PIC RELATED
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>>25606823
so uh.. you got the source?
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>>25607241
How picky? I am tall thats for sure one down. :^)
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>>25606823
Escort

>>25606858
Money/ Notoriety
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>>25607507
>>25607183
>>25607170
>>25607154
>>25606990
>>25606976

Since OP is being a total fucking faggot about not giving up the sauce

http://stream-mydirtyhobby.biz/view/queenparis-unglaublicher-teenysex-mit-jan-18-in-der-dusche
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>>25607649
somebody confirm the link
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>>25606823
I'm fatter AND uglier in the face than him.
I'm fucked in every regard and no one will ever feel anything towards me.
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>literal prostitute
I didn't buy a whore?
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>>25607701
post pic

this must be seen to be believed
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>>25607668
anon, report

do you copy?
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>>25607729
Of my body or face? Because I'm not going to post my face and I'm too embarrassed to post a neutral photo of my body.

I'm 350lbs.
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>>25607734
>>25607668

It's legit anons confirmed
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Fuckin' shit, even this guy got some action.

xvideos dot cum /video10912333/big_tits_slim_beauty_mia_khalifa
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>>25607834
She was a terrible tit-job. Look at her Nipples, man and tel me they good convincing to you
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>>25607668
lmao you fuckin queer what do you think could happen
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>>25606858
How the fuck does he even get up, like if he fell on his back or something?
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>>25607216
>Three sexual partners by age 22, not bad
Slut
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>>25607216
fuckin whore, because of bitches like you im pro ISIS
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>>25607241
Which are...?
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>>25608017
he rocks back and forth like a turtle
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>>25607216
>Three sexual partners by age 22
No hymen? No diamond! You're a used up roastie, only cucks would want you now.
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>>25606858
>tfw 30 years old and his hairline is probably slightly better than mine

This Chad just got all the fucking genetic breaks
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>finally banged oneitis
>find out from a friend I might have the clap

just fckin end me now don't do it robots....at least you can still earn your wizard powers.
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>>25608862
Ever heard of condoms?
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>>25608862
>Sound of Zangief laughing

I'm sorry dude but that is the kind of shit that would happen to me. 15 years of building it up in my mind and in the end it's mediocre sex and I get an STD.
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>>25608920
>it's ok anon you don't need to use that, I'm on birth control

fuck
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>>25608935
sooo pretty much totally worth it right?....right??? I'm in desperate need of someone to justify my retarded decisions.
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>>25608814
>Obligatory meme

1/10 try harder if you're gonna do that.
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>>25606858

Yea, only that guy has a charisma equivalent to the force of 95 suns.
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>>25606858
how the fuck does he wipe his ass?
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>>25606823
1. She's not even that attractive. Her face is ugly, she's got plenty of flab, and that ink isn't helping.
2. I'd bet money that he's got a better personality and more income than most robutts. No fucking way he's as self-pitying and ugly on the inside as most of us and getting laid with that kind of flab.
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it's a prostitute, guys. everyone calm down.
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>>25609796
By shuffling in circles on a carpet
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He must a charming personality and a bigger penis then mine.

Hes fucking a hooker which he payed with his friend, isnt he?
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>>25606858
Goes to show that if you're Chad, not even being a quadruple amputee can stop you.
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>>25606858

He didn't even pick the best girl.
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Short dick
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Fat man reporting in, I've had gfs and have one currently.
Sex hundreds of times, 2 virgins.

I got all kind of issues, to be honest I don't get how a man can reach the age of 25 without having a sexual partner unless they willfully avoid it.

Inb4
>Hurr derp the girls u fucked are ugly

I'm a fucking obese neckbeard they looked way better than me
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>>25606823
I don't give a fuck about sex /thread were done here
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>>25609654
This. The guy is very likable and good luck to him.
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>>25610258
APD
Yes i avoid personal interaction as plague.
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>>25608853
>cripplechads
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>>25610284
Work on that so you can function as a human being m8.

I have PTSD and have had psychotic episodes from drugs and alcohol, shit is tough to deal with but you can get through it.
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>>25610258
>willfully avoid it.
Yes I am a NEET
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>>25610375
PTSD? You some kind of militaryfag.
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>>25607834
>Fuckin' shit, even this guy got some action.

With a dirty fucking Lebanese-Arab. Kek, he can have her.
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>>25610395
PTSD from childhood with abusive druggy parents and the military.
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>>25606823
Source?
This comment is original
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>>25606858
must be weird having a potato for a boyfriend

if he falls face down does he just drown or is their some kind of wriggling motion to save himself
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>>25607216
Are... You the femanon me? Seriously because it's kinda creepy
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>>25606858

How does he do his hair?
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>>25607558
>>25608170
Not being the kind of person that posts on an autistics finger painting support group.
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>>25608862
Easily curable m89. Get that helmet on and back into action soldier!
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>>25609654
Tokioshi automatic cleanung toilet.
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>>25610485
Sound familiar brethren. Stay frosty.
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>>25606823
Circumcised and can't feel much, so I don't have much interest in sex.
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>>25610893
You sort of tape a comb to the side of the wall and rub up against it like a cat rubbing its head on just about anything.
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>>25610258
At parties when I speak to couples, they usually chill as hell and we have long discussions about whatever.
When I speak to single girls, they're fucking bitter as hell most of the time and act like complete shits.

Guess it's what I get for not being Chad. But that's okay.
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>>25611618
This.
>he posts on or browses 4chan
Knowing the shitty males that dwell on here, that's an instant dealbreaker.
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>>25610258

>Fat man reporting in

You're unhealthy, not retarded. Then again some would argue that there is no difference between the two.

Human interaction does not change via your physical impairments, if you are uncomfortable around others and have never been treated like a human being, you will not be able to function when confronted with someone alone. I'm a 24 year old virgin, I've never had a girlfriend but I've fingerbanged a friend, so there is hope.
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>>25611702
This, I don't even bother fapping anymore. Still want a gf though.
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>>25611791

Why do you still want a relationship?
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>>25606823
>tattoos
>saggy tits
He's extremely desperate that he'd fuck a walking red flag. Fortunately, I have something called "standards", and id rather stay a virgin than to lower myself.
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>>25611695
Thanks m8 you too.

To be honest being a soldier is the only reason I'm not a tru-neet permavirgin, I got some problems from doing it but it really did teach me how to be a man.
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>>25611774
I think there's hope for you. I didn't really start developing into a well rounded person til I was 24. I started learning a musical instrument and getting back into weight lifting, thats helped me a ton.

Hopefully I'm not just some dumb normalswine
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>>25611794
Because it's more than sex, I still want affection in general.
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>>25612009
Translated: Nobody will fuck me, so i'm going to excuse myself by saying I have "standards" even though its women who have said standards
robots are so pathetic
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>>25606990
Google is right, he is just bulking.
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>>25612111
>not being a supreme gentleman
baka senpai
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>>25612086

But affection is just a chemical imbalance in your brain telling you to mate. After you orgasm, the thirst is gone and you're just matching interests up with someone who you find physically or mentally attractive. You can do so many other things when you're not in a relationship.
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>>25607999
lmao i have this kid on skype who got in contact with me again recently after he had to buy a new pc because he opened a porn link i sent him years ago. Now he refuses to open any link i send him, ever.
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>>25612111
Yup. When robots say this shit it's like the 500lb Tumblr fatties demanding a 6'2" fitness model boy friend.
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>>25612111
T. I have really shit reading comprehension and will competely twist what was said.
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