Why haven't you fucked a woman yet?

I'm an ugly, low-IQ waste of oxygen. Altough, non-prostitute pussy is expensive, specially for guys like me. Chad is always whom take all the looks and a grill won't think twice about him.

>>25602571
Why would I want to fuck a girl who fucked someone before me?

>>25602571

I did. 4 women. All with condoms. Couldn't cum with any of them.

Still feel like a shitty virgin.

>>25602571

>Why haven't you fucked a woman yet?

They want nothing to do with me, and I can't really blame them due to my crippling self-hatred.

Balding manlet, they literally say "ewww" when they see me.

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>>25602702
How low?

>>25602732
Because you don't live in a fantasy land

>>25602740
Why condoms anon, they really are uncomfortable?

>>25602788
I know a guy who is 5'4 and he's fucked lots of girls

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>>25602571
Im broke, my only options are std infested whores or old righty. I would rather fuck no girls than willingly give myself a disease

Seems like a lot of work for something I could just accomplish with my hand. I'm sure it's nice to be with a living thing but I stopped caring a long time ago.

>>25602818
According to the Theory of the multiple intelligences of Howard Gardner, I lack of Interpersonal Intelligence, that's what I meant. Holding a conversation with a female is almost impossible for me, if we sum up my intrinsic misogyny, the possibilities of finding a roastie is technically below 10%, that's why I'm a kissless virgin at my 22 years old.

because I don't like being around or getting touched by other people

yes I have autism

>>25602818

> Why condoms anon, they really are uncomfortable?

Because they were all hookers and demanded I wore it.

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Because I'm overweight and it kills my confidence.

>jus bee urself guise it's EZ xD

>>25602571
Because i haven't...I'm hungry

I am a half black half white, 5'9 132lbs, I have an ugly nose, awkward voice and the worst hair ever
So yea
Not going to happen

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>>25602571
I fell for the LDR meme so I can't physically benis in bagina yet.
Soon...

Any Anons in SoCal wanna fuck me tonight? I'm an 18 year old girl just an fyi!

Women don't like women under 6'0. Every guy I know under 6'0 is a virgin. Every single one including myself. Joke is on women though because only 20% of males are 6'0 and taller in the US.

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>>25603113
Girls don't have benis :DDD

>>25603147
>Joke is on women though
Not really, those 20% of men are more than happy to pound all of that free pussy. Women find men who have had multiple partners to be more attractive- you fuck one, and all of them want to fuck you. The more you fuck, the more desirable you become.
TL;DR: They're getting plenty of hard cock from real men.

>>25603113
Haha nice new
meme

Don't want to and you can't make me.
You're simply too weak to make me.

>>25602571
I don't want to poison my penis with American women. And yes, call me a fedora tipper but I believe I deserve better.

>>25602571
>women are useless for everything except sex
>addicted to masturbation
>no need o desire for sex
>women therefore useless

>>25602571
I'm a social retard. If you lack basic social skills, it's pretty much impossible Unless you pay for a prostitute or something

I would choose my marefu over any feminist whore today. You are a cuck justifying his cuckery. Fuck horses or gtfo.

>>25603194
What? I'm series. I've always wanted to try it with an Anon from here. I'm near Costa Mesa.

>>25603113
Yes, what's your skype? I'll add you.

I get more spiteful and loathsome of the world as the years go on, turns out i wasnt just an edgy teenager because i was way more naive back then, and more likely to just put anyone above me and trust anyone, now i know that there is no saving me and there's no point trying anymore, it is all pain. I fell in love once and all i can remember now hurts. Don't end up like me, protect your spirits and your heart from the bad people who want to ruin you.

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>>25603113
I'm not usually thirsty enough to say this but yes yes I do

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>>25602571
I dont actually know

maybe I just dont go community centric places often enough

How do I fuck a girl if I'm /fit/ and pretty attractive and dress well and smell really nice?

>>25602571
I spent all yesterday having sex with my gf, it's really not that hard to find one.

>>25604431
please die le original meme :^)

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i haven't killed myself yet because i'm fucking retarded

>>25602571

I don't know how to interact with them. I get too nervous thinking about it.

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>>25602571
I've had multiple women come onto me. The most attractive of them was like a 5.5/10, some of them were suspected roasties. No thanks.

I've been a virgin this long, might as well go for broke. Either I use my virginity as leverage in wooing some virgin traditional Christian qt or I lose it to a supermodel-tier slut. Anything other than those two options and I'm fine with being a virgin.

>mfw I am no longer an incel but technically a volcel

because my face is deformed

Anon, lowering the self-esteem of random anons isn't going to help them get laid. Shame on you.

>>25602732
Same desu. I don't understand how so many guys are okay with having a serious relationship with a non virgin.

>>25603085
Hey bro. That was the same with me. But wanted to get big. so i ate protein n healthy carbs. workout. And having that meat on my body n face. Made me look better.

>>25602571
>why haven't you killed yourself yet
Because I'm a selfish human being who prefers living to benefiting society.

I tried to kill myself once. After that I met someone in a psych ward and I might have been able to have sex but she was on her period.

I would try to kill myself again but I'm afraid of failing to die or I just don't want to put in the effort.

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>>25602571
I'm fat with a 4 inch dick. every gf I've ever had (3) cheated on me. done trying. never again.

>>25605277
<not knowing thats the best time to fuk

>>25604471
damn lil nigga. why are you so hard on yourself?

>>25605339
i'm just honest. nothing unoriginal here

For me it is more of a confidence issue. I have had girls come up to me and tell me their friend I am cute/handsome. So I walk up to talk to them. my knees are weak my arms are heavy. Mom's spaghetti.

Because I'm ugly to be quite honost famioli

>girl tells me she's going to get coffee and asks me if i want anything
>tell her no
>realize my mistake an hour later

>>25602571
That is fucking bullshit

I'm too far gone to give a shit about fucking. I don't even want children as well as growing up with a single mom and her mom in the same apartment doesn't help to like women. Modern women are the worst. The type I want is so rare that I just don't bother.

I'm not exactly scum since I don't cause pointless drama like the women do.

I doubt I would fuck a woman that wanted me to do her. I'm definitely not risking aids or using a condom.

With that I got no prospects of fucking someone. Why even care? Pass on meme? If we live more than 200 years from now we'll be lucky.

With the way gender roles work I'm probably dying a virgin. All people I know say it's overrated. Fuck appealing to women. Fuck their marriage dreams. Vidya is life.

>>25605993
Posts like this make me mad. You are so lucky that even one girl complimented you.

I don't have friends, a job, or the desire to speak to strangers. Barring all that I guess I could dive into a puss but I really don't see the point in going out of my way for it.

>>25604471
You will find a young boy in Thailand to some day caress with when you are retired and 50

>>25602571
>You are all brick niggers
>brick niggers

Is this some hot new meme lingo?

>>25607233
No, it just means you're a damn brick nigger.

>>25606499

>All people I know say it's overrated.

Hate to break it to you buddy...

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>>25602846


Originally crafted comment

>>25602571
robots don't wish to have sex with women.

Because i gave up ok. Besides i got vidya to play. Just starting SWToR.

>>25602571
Because I am not a lesbian.

>>25607428
trans woman are still faggots so you are a lesbian by association

>>25607476
But I am not trans.

>>25602818
is that cara spooning cara?

>>25602788
2 suggestions
-Go bald
-Put on some muscle

>>25604471
Dont say that man. You got an ok face and as far as I can see you can grow a pretty good beard. At least you got that going for you

>>25602571
Okay, sure. I'm even nice to look at, so most women (and some men) eyefuck me all day at work. I probably could get laid. Why would I want to though? I'm old enough for my virginity to be more than mildly weird, and the inexperienced awkwardness that might have been forgiven in my teens or even early twenties would humiliating now at 27. I'd like to be in a relationship and have sex in that context, but I'd rather just live without it otherwise. Nobody would want anything with me beyond sex, I suspect, because I'm boring, nihilistic, and emotionally stunted from years of loneliness.

>>25602571
I've fucked 4 women and I'd rather master bate desu sempie

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ok I'm good and thirsty right now so where do I find grils looking for bf

I'm right here God dammit

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>>25602571
>Unless you are scum of the earth
You seem to be new here.

>>25605301
I said I didn't mind but she seemed heavily against it so I didn't press the issue.

>>25602571
even IF a girl once in a while is interested in me or likes me, once she notices that im rather autistoid she will stay away.
girls never worked for me when i was young and beautiful, wont work for me now.
im not even virgin but once a certain age is transcended with little to no experience being had, its over. only pr0n and smug anime girls for me, i guess.

>>25604471
You look like a fat Matt damon or Jon Gosselin

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>>25608229
Well you could just get a bf instead.

my cock stopped functioning -_-

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>>25608728
Wh-What? Is that a thing? What happened?

>>25602571
why do I always have to make a fucking effort?
there is always shitty miscommunication once I do.
dumb whores should line up for me themselves. jesus christ, fuck women. dumb roastie can't roast to death in hell. stupid piece of dogshit whore goddamn.

>>25602571
I don't know any women, I'm fat and live at home.
>no one to talk to
>no place to date
>no money to date
>out of shape
Have lost 11 pounds messing with my diet though.

>>25608740
I just don't get erections without stroking it and even then it lasts like a few minutes. Are you dumb? you never heard of erectile dysfunction?

>>25608812
I mean, how old are you? Is it a lack of testosterone or something else?

>>25608857
24. I don't know. Its probably just from being a virgin

>>25608890
Well I hope it gets better. Or waifus become real. Dealers choice really.

>>25608812
walk/run 30 minutes 5 days a week. stop watching porn. improve your career. lift weights. legally change name to Chad.

why aren't you already doing this?

>>25605183
Def trying then

>>25602571
>Why haven't you fucked a woman yet?
I'm not married

>>25608903
how am I supposed to fuck my waifu with a soggy macaronus?

>>25608917
Chad is kind of a shit name tbf. I haven't watched porn in a week. And how is exercise going to fix my cock?

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>>25608936
Well I'm just guessing as the technology for waifus happens, we'd have stuff that could easily fix ED. Or else we'd be in a very Twilight Zone situation.

>>25607428
Be my gf
I'm a guy femanon

>>25608958
cock=blood flow

exercise=better blood flow

arousal=hormones

exercise=better hormones


dude exercise makes every single area of your life better. I almost never want to do it, but as soon as I'm done I'm always fucking glad I did. And when my rod is firm in my bitch having sex for longer than 10 mins (new for me), I'm glad I fucking run around the streets like a retard.

>>25607428
I'm paying attention to you. Maybe your dad will too?

Chasing women is a waste of time and energy.
Sex is just opening yourself up to
>STDS
>false rape accusations
>pregnancy followed by 18 years of child support
Or
>jack off to porn
>simulated sex with hot women
>can go right back to video games or anime when you're done

Just something about my aura women don't like. I've seen women choose guys who dress worse, are fatter, smellier and uglier than me; while looking at me in disgust.

Either I'm uglier than I think or my glasses just give off this beta vibe women can't stand.

>>25607285
>

the fuck do you mean? even if it's a good deal (which it definitely isn't for me and types of people I relate to) that shit is not worth the mess you have to clean in the relationship. there's too much effort involved

if you're just agreeing, get a better choice of words

My looks are below average, also I am a mongrel in a country of mostly white people, so I don't think that helps my overall eligibility. Personality-wise, I am quite introverted, yet a stereotypical nice guy, so I am neither aggressive nor competitive, aspects that most women look for in men, so I could neither get a girlfriend nor have sex with a random girl unless I hugely lowered my standards, and even then my fear of rejection wouldn't let me approach a landwhale.

Because at this point I hate them so much I can't even stand looking at them.

My grotesque looks are their bane. When I stare at them I can actually feel them getting scared and uncomfortable. I feed off of it.

>>25608958
normie ree fuck off