Don't mind me robots, I'm just here to hijack your rare Pepe collection, so that I may crash the market.
Now, let's not turn this theft into murder. Hand them over.
back off bitch you aint never gonna get mah collection
It didn't have to end this way.
Ha! I bet you didn't anticipate I'd have THIS, did you? That's what I thought. Now let's not needlessly shed blood. I too want to crash the Pepe market. Allow me to join you.
you'll never catch me lucky pepes hachachacha
*teleports behind you*
Ha! Pathetic worm.
*pulls out katana*
Any last words?
Very well. Do we have a deal then? I shall make contract for free exchange of certified rare Pepe's between ourselves.
This thread is now over. Victims, reclaim your rare pepes!
*we stand facing each other for a moment*
*a gentle breeze passes through your rugged, long dark hair and muscular shoulders*
*your 9 inch penis feels unusually heavy, you slouch to one side to compensate for this*
*standing at 6'5 you tower over me, but in this moment you have never felt so small*
*you hear the musical whistle of my katana being slowly unsheathed*
*you swear you see a lightning strike, but in this moment i have teleported behind you and hit you with the hilt of my blade*
*you're knocked unconscious, left to the mercy of the city you called home. as your vision fades, you think only of your family, and your failure to provide them with adequate pepes.*
*a faint whisper is heard, you can barely make it out. " nothin person kid "*
You think you've gotten rid of me? THINK AGAIN, MORTAL.
That would be all for today, robots. I will be arriving again tomorrow for another scheduled tribute. You better be prepared then.. for your own sake.
Now I've to run, the janitors will catch me.